all sunburns are not created equal let’s talk about that good mythical morning before we get into anything let’s start with something that I got to get into first y’all rhettandlink channel has a new video it is a sketch about overcomplicated coffee orders and the battle that ensues when we make it into a sketch I’d like to get a large half CAF scalded almond milk latte four pumps vanilla one pump cinnamon with an extra half shot sweetened with agave nectar at 167 degrees with room for cream please go to rattling channel watch that comment that share that relate to that okay we ask you on social media to ask us questions which is a little strange that it’s like some somebody going out who’s trying to give advice and asking people to ask questions they can give advice but don’t think of it like think of it even by a spell isn’t about yeah yeah just just realize that you asked questions and now we’re providing answers and we ask questions you ask questions about summer vacations summer vacation okay Casey Dopp asks how are we supposed to enjoy long car trips ask a lot okay by people in the comments that has been road trip games do you like yoga a lot this question has been now road trips can be really fun but then there are those times when you’re actually just on the road with your family that you begin to really dislike after you know a few miles and yeah you have to come up with games to pass the time a lot of people do like I spy people do the license play game you know punch bug that kind of thing well that’s old news we’ve got a new game this one actually came to me while I was just riding down the road with my family and I said what’s that smell oh yeah I play that game I didn’t know you invented yeah and then I was like is it my genes or my genes mildewed it was a high smell yeah and I was like Jessie is that your genes did you eat and I was at home on maybe it’s one of the kids feet I was like Shepherd is it your feet he’s like no I was like Locke is it your feet and I was like your shoes because you’ve got your shoes off and they were like not that she eventually found it was a towel and the back that was a little mildewed but i take it who won it took a good 12 minutes it took a good 12 minutes what’s that smell and so if you’re a parent and everybody was happy put something stank in the car somewhere and say hey kids were gonna play what’s that smell I like to play suggest I like to play whoo burps all you do is drink about saw drinks eat some tacos and just wait 30 minutes yeah right yeah I mean like who burped that was me me like well it was also me yeah but everybody wins with that one I like this next question okay Rachael Mackenzie Hewitt says what are some tips for the mythical beast that some burns easily okay for the mythical beast Sun burns easily we want to present to you visually the lessons that you need to learn virt virtually through well internet images I think I know you want to use visually I want to I want to show they call that a visual I want to show them pictures I call this the double hand to burn okay can you see why I’m going to ignore the fact that one hand is going down the pants just gonna move beyond that and I’m gonna point out the fact that I you might think the guy just fell asleep like this but if you look closely the top hand it only has four faint fingers I believe that this was an alien hand oh yeah that was definitely this is definitely an alien abduction like I think an alien probably touched this guy no he hugged him from the back and alien came in hug you from the back and they tried to shake him up they pull tried to shake him up but he and then when they brought him back they just burned him everywhere except where he was grabbing him right that’s not even a sunburn this next one I call the mankini burn you would be tempted to think that this guy wore some sort of a bikini top but I’m gonna give him credit I think he’s had on a little vest oh yeah yeah you think it was just a small vest right he wasn’t wearing a bikini top I think he was just strategically placed at some distance behind to beach umbrellas it’s like that’s the shadow it lived you know this guy no all right this one is the geometric backstrap burn and look how red she is and that’s painful but it’s it but it’s stylish I can’t help but see I see Frankenstein in this I believe this is some kind of art project I don’t believe that this is an accident at all this is somebody sacrificing their body for the sake of art which is all right this next one we’re calling the Rising Sun burn it looks like a Sun rising on his forehead this could also be an art project it can also be he just stayed out in the Sun all day with a hat backwards and then this is it’s a mug shot isn’t this is a mug shot you want me to take my backwards head off from a mug shot are you sure okay I’ll take it off now I’ve had it on all day it seems real sunny I’m just you know I’m gonna put can I get my slide look ready for my mug shot all right he looks so proud of it here’s one of my favorites I call this one the shorts yesterday speedo today burn you got to switch the order on right there yeah if you went speedo today shorts tomorrow oh you wait network speed her today shorts tomorrow yeah yeah or shorts always let’s just go with shorts always dude right a robe this guy just needs a robe can’t everything covered ten burn slow zoom out on the happy and I know it burn this is just psoriasis that’s that is not a sunburn I actually have familiar with this pattern I have it somewhere I’m not gonna share it pops up during the winter months and here’s here’s a cautionary tale that I call the dish ran away with the spoon but only after sitting on her lap for like eight hours the thing you got to think about with this one is that this person was out eating soup outside on a hot day you know it’s like hold on it’s a sunny day out here on the beach and then you know Charlie my chunky simple chunky soup will put you to sleep you know he’s heavy yeah well is that a bunch of tryptophan but right right and she has fallen asleep she thought and I’m gonna arrest my spoon right here that happens that has to be a joke but listen the wear sunscreen just the bottom and shorts okay now if you’re not the kind of person who wants to stay outside until you turn into beef jerky but your or the stay inside and look at weird websites on the interwebs kind of person well you are in luck because back by popular demand we’re bringing back the Internet is a weird place thanks to our friends over at Squarespace alright this basically we walk you through the weirdness that is the internet and today we’re going to experience a website that you guys nominated on our site the Internet is a weird place calm the site we are going to is I love you like a fat lady loves apples dot-com why don’t we go let’s go here here we are it’s purple wound as a lady they’re looking at an apple and if I move so I’m moving my cursor around and moves her hand okay and you and if I click I can grab the Apple but bring it up to her mouth well she oh she was really she says she gestures for another one this is a little something oh whoa okay all right somebody’s kicking yeah high heel I get it and she really really likes apples whoo she’s getting bigger oh I see okay but if you don’t grab it the foot comes in but if you do he’s getting bigger she’s getting bigger with each Apple this is creepy I love it gesture keep making bird noises almost okay do you see that a curvy knife came in the back and and all the apples came out she had too many apples and it just repeats from there okay I like this it’s in it’s great in Internet formance you know I think I would like to live this can I be the lady that can be arranged I need okay I’m glad I got that out of my system and I’m glad I’ve got a new addition to my wardrobe always wear pants over it okay all right we picked that website because you submitted it and we’re asking for more of those we can keep doing this Internet as we replace thing so go over to the Internet is where place calm and submit a weird website if we choose your site we will give you a shout out on the show and we’ve got a new thing if you want even more of a challenge where you can create your own website with the theme that we’re gonna give you each month and you have a chance of winning an exclusive the Internet is a weird place t-shirt and we’re gonna shout a different theme every month this month’s theme is FUBU looking for food based websites so you would click on make your own site and you’ll get a free trial airspace and ten percent off the creation of your website and then you go back once you’ve created the website and you nominate it just like you would any other website so we’ve got there’s two things you can do submit any weird website from the internet or create your own and submit that and we explain all this over at the Internet is a weird place calm food theme just stick with that all right speaking of the internet being a weird place we’ve been seeing this comment a lot on recent videos Erin Bjorn stock is one of them who commented I ship them both alright you’re in Bjorn we thought why let everybody ship us why don’t we just ship ourselves so we did okay are you ready yeah I’ve been want to do this since we were kids all right alright seal this up what thank you no don’t I thought she’d be nicer thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is make sure you go watch the coffee sketch on the rhett and Link channel put an annotation to that at the end it’s also click through to good mythical more we’re gonna open your mail including products from the 80s included we’re gonna have a rock I’m sucking bad all yourself no you’re gonna graduate yawns – Lumos – pumpkin – 13 selphie oh here she is two large half-caf scalding almond milk latte four pumps Manila lump some cinnamon and extra half shot sweetener agave nectar at 167 degrees with room for cream and reduced fat white chocolate drizzle