today we debate invisibility versus flight let’s talk about that [Music] good morning yeah we’re gonna debate it up again today yeah the last debate that we debated was cats versus dogs and we have tallied the results like it was it was really close down to the fur on them I don’t know some analogy of cats and dogs but dogs won hey just by the slimmest of margins but but again when we had on any given day it could go any given way for that one when we asked you to vote at the end of this which position you you’re not voting it’s not a popularity not voting for me you know beforehand or for link you’re voting for the issues but the issues and how well it was argued in the comments below and your in your comments make a difference they do somehow in the greater scheme of the world and yeah okay are we ready to debate in visibility versus flight I’m taking flight and I’m taking his invisibility and I almost accidentally said invincibility and then if I had me to believe that I was like I’m totally not prepared for that okay well stick with invisibility imma stick with invisibility it’s another job a dorama [Music] right right Perry Corinne in the time date you’re probably only calm just keep in mind she’s allergic to shellfish you’re gonna want to remember neither one of us as a farmer which is the weird part you don’t want to use that against church I’m trying to connect with the farm to get the farm vote get the farm vote that’s a good morning gentlemen Oh good morning good morning today we debate flight versus invisibility yes we do Rhett’s gonna be going first okay with flight what the timers it’s also pressurized Rhett you have 90 seconds for an introduction are you prepared and ready yes I’m gonna I’m gonna be taking notes okay so you just don’t be alarmed I do that every time that’s fine you should be intimidated by me taking notes I’m ready Emily write your introduction starts now I’d like to thank link my debater and I’d like to thank the mythical beasts and I’d like to thank your wife your first wife Dorothy and the people of the farms has anyone ever looked into the sky and seen a bird floating on the wind and thought that must suck no you thought that must be awesome because it would be awesome it is awesome flight is awesome the most respected comic book heroes in history Superman Wonder Woman Hawkman they all have something in common what’s that they can fly sure Wonder Woman isn’t an invisible plane not a point for invisibility she looks like she’s flying even though she’s in a seated position when you with fight you can go anywhere you want to go you can go anywhere you go want to go without a car you don’t worry about parking you can go you can fly anywhere in the world without a plane which means you don’t have to wait in the airport security line which means that you will never be cavity searched because that is the thing that happens with TSA say no to cavity searches and yes the flight to fly is to be free like a majestic bald eagle if you believe in freedom you believe in flight invisibility is to hide yourself from freedom like a shameful naked mole rat that lives inside a side of a hill and occasionally comes out to see if it’s Sun the under shining at which point the freedom Eagle descends on him grabs him takes him back to the eaglets rips him apart and feeds on his entrails freedom flights are forever farmer word only calm not a sponsor Thank You mr. Rhett mr. monk it’s time for your 32nd cross-examination I’m glad I’m not you you’re dating my ex-wife and for everything that you just said you mentioned a couple things you’re travelling anywhere you want you can do that by being invisible too you don’t have to wait in lines because they can’t see you you can skip the lines and you can still get on a plane where you’re gonna be the bathroom and go anywhere how do you cavity search at me I’ll how do you cavity search an invisible person sure I don’t want to know but but your hand disappears you mentioned freedom try flying through the mall and nothing but whitey tighties and Uggs what would happen you you would be arrested but that’s the feeling invisibility gives us early please enter order fly through the mall and whitey tighties man you don’t intro mister like it’s time for your 92nd introduction you doesn’t like shellfish sure nope use that to your advantage Red Rock Cola please begin now I’d like to thank the mythical beast I’d like to thank the farmers for taking this guy and I’d like to thank you for listening sure we’d all like to fly that would indeed be awesome I’d like to build the world’s largest roller coaster in my own backyard with seats made out of massage chairs but something tells me that after a year I’d be posting that things on that thing on Craigslist right because we want more than fun out of life we want knowledge knowledge is power and power is invisibility wouldn’t you like to know why Stephanie dumped you after the prom you could know that information you could be party to that man if you were invisible you want to get a leg up in your job interview just spend a week of reconnaissance beforehand figuring out what they want and if the boss still doesn’t hire you you can haunt him whoa floating stapler he’s scared now he’s you should have hired me that’s right you talk about heroes the whole Wonder Woman thing make no sense don’t be deceived flight is not heroic it is self-absorbed showboating look at me I’m air swimming listen invisibility is truly heroic because it is selfless it is about the final product why how and when did Harry Potter find the Sorcerer’s Stone he found it from the invisibility cloak man the one ring what power did he give Frodo invisibility Casper differently to go so friendly why because he’s invisible my best friend in kindergarten invisible these are the people that I want to hang out with these are the heroes I want to emulate mr. Lake please calm down oh I’m fine mr. Reyes time for your 30 second cups examination again I’m gonna ignore two things number one the fact that you said invisibility and number two I don’t have the I don’t have the power of pronunciation the fact that you suggested hanging out in a girl’s bedroom to get secrets I mean just I’m gonna ignore that and just say sure Frodo did some amazing things right while invisible but don’t forget the whole point of the trilogy was to destroy the ring that made you invisible and it was a bad thing flight a good thing remember the Eagles in the Lord of the Rings they’re the heroes where’s that The Hobbit yeah it was a deal Peter Jackson Thank You mr. Rhett farmer mr. link it’s time for your 30-second rebuttal yes um you could use any power for creepy means but you could also use it to make a positive difference in society you could fight crime by eavesdropping on villains using invisibility what are you gonna do just fly around a villain what’s gonna happen he’s gonna kill you and whatever way that villains kill people it’s also still very fun to be invisible you could like stay in any hotel room you won’t stay in you just have to boys it’s not occupied what no it could be occupied you sleep in the other bed what about the hop in the bed please or UPS kind of freak people out man what oh you mean the comforter wants that please come down we need order mr. rez time for you okay you should check it off some good boy said you wanted to walk around the mall in a pair of Uggs yt.timing yt.timing what that would look like it would look like a pair of Uggs and whitey tighties because bugs and whitey tighties are not invisible you got to be naked man what if you want to buy a candy bar if you’re not gonna wait what you gonna do with that candy bar I can thank book a couple of places to put it but the problem is I would eat it and what would it become invisible it would but when you were holding it it would just be a kid you are loading panty candy bar in owe me you still think it’s time for your second 30 second rebuttal flying is not as fun as one might first think that it is I hate to burst your bubble here but just think about all the bugs that you that are gonna be hitting you and the bird poop help like it yeah you got a build like a fuselage before you know you put a plane around you just because of the bird poop no just a suit um you’re exposed to the elements you want to go to the Alps good luck with the blue the frostbite and the lack of oxygen neoprene what do you that’s covered in your listen you’re gonna have to take wherever you go you go get discipline trying to fly with a suitcase backpack or no we’re back in a fanny pack I can put fanny packs all up and down my legs please that fits your motive look at me fly fly mr. ed it’s time for your final 30 seconds so you’re invisible but you’re not silent your head you’re hanging out in Stephanie’s room you let out a fart you’re she just follows the fart she knows it wasn’t her yeah I’m going crazy you know I gotta fart I just fly and it just walks behind it I go up ten feet in the air fart come back down nobody knows the wiser nobody is the wiser nobody knows the what I know the wiser it’s my position your fart not invisible in the corner you got to change your diet if you want to make this an effective plan all right Thank You mr. mr. Linkous time for your closing statement oh this is closing statement already all right there okay 30 seconds all it took ladies and gentlemen being invisible is fun haunt mean people being invisible is good dabble in espionage being invisible is heroic you make that choice of heroism you make the difference it’s the less flashy choice but it’s the right thing to do invisibility is being completely transparent being completely transparent is what being completely honest that’s right honesty is invisibility make the honest choice be honest with yourself don’t tell me that you don’t want to be invisible you’re lying mr. leak invisible mic drop Thank You mr. link mr. Reyes time for your closing save me on Thursday I had to sound impost for the invisible mic drop please it’s clear today that the obvious choice is flight well am i debating partner is running around naked and cold stealing things and spying on little girls I’ll be soaring through the sky like a majestic eagle exploring the world rescuing cats from trees I’m gonna fight crime to whenever I feel down I’m just gonna go up up and away into the sky when people say I feel so invisible it’s a bad thing but when people say man I’m flying man it’s always a good thank you mr. Rhett is it light is right this concludes this concludes our debate just because he rhymed at the end don’t vote for him in the comma three times I rhyme three times let yes three of those words at the end rise yeah he didn’t dump me by the way she does oh she just didn’t wasn’t interested you didn’t even know she dumped you no we were never dating we just went up to the prom and I wanted a little more than just a friendly prom date and she what what what do you mean by that what I’m just wanted a girlfriend I wanted a girlfriend okay and she missed her chance well she may present now you didn’t even know she dumped you dude you could have known that if you were invisible but you could fly up to like the – flown that night I would have I mean even she’d still be dating you know definitely hmm you can fly up to like the tree limb outside of her window and look and that’s what you would do that’s how creepy okay this episode is not brought to you by farmersonly.com but let us know the great commercial i’m you should see it to vote on the issues and not on the person unless you’re voting for me and then also vote for the person thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is I’m Jake and I’m doing we’re from New Rochelle New York and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality studies show that most people think that sitting alone with the rhettandlink bobble heads is 70% as good as watching good mythical morning there’s only one way to test that for yourself at rhettandlink.com/store get that also get the mugs there click through to good mythical more where we continue the debate and there’s some more interesting points that I’m gonna [Music] congratulations to Jules loves whitey you know songs promote your Twitter well you know Jews loves whitey and what does white keys man 4 stands for yeah both different types of potatoes you better dodge really good yeah that’s what I got a camo like the sky camel it changes sky in it yes also you’re invisible