brace yourself for some ugly mailboxes let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning mythical beasts your questions for advice are like the ocean a broad body of water full of fishy answers set up your camp on the beach and just wait and see what comes out it could be a nice friendly mermaid or it could be a catastrophic leave eyelet wave that destroys your sandcastle and your dreams hopefully today we deliver only mermaid you asked us to ask you questions we asked you to ask us questions right about snacks we’re gonna jump out of the oh thanks for doing that Jay Miller says how do I open a bag of candy during a movie without annoying the other people in the theater with that loud tearing noise oh the loud tearing noise listen Jay you got to create you can’t do the slow go slow open you can first of all what you got to do is you have to create a distraction to mask the sound of opening the bag you can do this as a team we’re now in a movie theater movies about to start ooh we got if there’s two people you gotta time it you look at each other and then you just didn’t you just like get into the movie and they’re like we’re two crows I heard two crows oh what Lisa’s wasn’t him oh I thought that the bomb would stay together hmm next question here’s Mary asked how do I not eat like a door well Harrison that is an excellent question and when you ask that question it made me think you know what I think I remember something like this when we were kids yeah yeah yeah there was an instructional VHS tape about how to not eat like a dork that’s the exact answer to your question pro wrestler right pro wrestlers the guys that looked absolutely nothing like us oh right and you know what Harrison we found that VHS tape but we’re gonna have to go put it into the VCR we’re gonna play it for you so let’s go put it in the VCR hey I’m Randy get up Danny we’re with Mandy brothers Brandi and Andy Mandy we’re gonna show you how to eat not like a dork first thing you gotta keep in mind is the look on your face you don’t want to eat like dork you can never look like you’re enjoying you know watch I think these sponges like we don’t care want to fun you don’t really care you ever seen a dork eat an animal cracker eat it up namely family like the caddy Fancy Feast food but not Dortch dismember these animal crackers I got a freaking koala bear aren’t those things going extinct I don’t care one Lutz koala bear you ever seen a dork drinking from a beverage pouch it’s like a Victorian princess for the corset sipping from a bag not us not today sipping is for Jane Austen you ever seen a dork eat applesauce they use a spoon like a rule follower you’re not a rule follower he won’t this levels off to submit to you [Music] yeah submit apples art I already don’t spoon yeah I got saw yeah you may be a door what you’re going after you like one I’m Brandon I’m changing Randy Danny Mandy please oh those guys were intense man definitely not dorks Oh some of my favorites we’re not door evers okay now it’s time for the Internet is a weird place thanks to our friends over at Squarespace you know how this works this is when we take you to a weird web site and walk you through the weirdness that is that website this week the site that we’re going to is ugly mailbox calm this is just a lovely place full of well ugly mailboxes we picked some of our favorite mailboxes and given them names to highlight here for you yes I like to call this one the white trash Barbie on the Bayou mailbox I do not believe that’s an actual set for milk yeah I call this one the pregnant princess gives birth to a whole pile of stuffed animals mailboxes that hurt how about the I had to sell the boat part of this mailbox I call this in that hey it works okay just put the mail in there and stop staring at it yeah it’s ultra sturdy mailbox ultra sturdy it is I mean look at it this one is the pagan ritual mailbox I also call this one the if you watch the first season of True detective you would get why his name for the mailbox is funny mailbox how about the hey Darlene I found this jumbo pickle jar do do we have any duct tape mailbox and the name for this one is the ironically this isn’t more cruel than the actual treatment of Shamu at SeaWorld mailbox Oh a wave of isn’t that one okay we were inspired by looking at these ugly mailboxes and ugly mailbox calm so much so that we’ve made our own ugly mailboxes right you first like I like to call this one the mail box Oh as in mail like me mal II everything on there is mail it like men a men but it’s got for one man a mail I don’t that’s just body here it’s just it’s just for trace just from a you know it’s all I think I think we bought it we would buy it was a donation from it wasn’t donated it’s just body hair it says it’s got a mustache it’s gonna still have mine so I know it’s not for this got potato chips over here you can’t see it back here behind the pigskin it’s got salami and cheese oh my god guitar on the back that’s a snake sir 40 bear a board with nails oh oh there’s are something in there I can hear it but don’t you know how to open a mailbox to look like that surprise surprise kompis that’s it and Oh dance hits three cuz it’s mint condition every man loves that alright now I’ve worked really hard on mine because this one is the mailbox of the future I am calling it the Robo box and it’s got a little move because in the future you ain’t got to go to your mailbox to get your mail call it hey mail box hey mailbox is mr. mail by mr. mailbox mr. mailbox come on down here the battery’s almost dead doesn’t have a lot of pets misstep oh come on you gotta go reverse a little bit yes there he goes mr. mailbox this isn’t going to go so well over your gravel driveway what is Robo mailbox have inside of him anything that thank you he wants to go over the cracker back no you can’t make it over Cracker Jacks but it’s okay Oh check that out y’all robo box brought another box is that how the mail is in the future yep there’s mail with a mail section as well Lionel Richie dancing on the ceiling whoa another dance tape all right that’s what happens in the future got to go back to the go back to the cassettes all right Robo box is obviously he disease his battery charge happens to the best of us sometimes I need my battery charge here he’s going help him along oh there he goes he looks dejected he should gently all right so this is what once you do we want you to go to the Internet is a weird place calm click on submit a site and that’s where you tell us any site you find on the internet that you want us to experience and share with all your mythical beasts submit it there and if we pick it we will give you a shout-out on the show and also if you’re into more of a challenge and you also want the chance to win a limited edition the Internet is a weird place t-shirt you can actually create your own site using Squarespace according to a theme that we’re doing every month last month’s theme was food and we’re happy to announce the winner of the food theme web site pancake pancake pancake squarespace.com from boo underscore Mario congratulations enjoy your t-shirt okay now if you want to win a t-shirt by creating your own website the new theme is now nerd in ER D nerves bullying that so click on make your own website you get a free trial Squarespace and 10% off the creation of your website so do that and then after you create the website then you’ll go back and submit your own site by clicking on submit a site win a t-shirt so do that okay a few weeks back we introduced you to the most honest man in the world but then we asked you guys using hashtag just being awkward to submit some of your awkward moments and now we using those to present to you a new character that we call the most Awkward man in the world my friends cat had died and I didn’t know how to comfort her so I just said at least it wasn’t you at least it wasn’t her I walked in on my stepdad building he was standing I went to shake my cousin’s hand and he went to hug me and it ended up with a hand to the crotch is he in my crotch I asked to share a fork with someone they said no if someone was my mom I was changing the baby’s diaper when I realized it wasn’t my baby whose baby I don’t know I adopted it I still keep the painting a waitress came to our table to ask how the food was right as I put the food into my mouth without even thinking I Spit the food back onto my fork said it was great and then ate it again right in front of her it was good both times it was clam chowder he is the most awkward man in the world I’m not always awkward actually I am always awkward but when I am I prefer to use a hashtag well that was awkward thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is I’m Landon from Columbus Nebraska and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality just a reminder that tomorrow is the season finale of season 7 but we will be back with season 8 of good mythical morning on Monday August 10th also we’ve developed the mythical survey a survey designed to find out more about what makes you a mythical beast tick please go to the link in the description and take that survey it would be a big help to us yes please thank you for filling that out click YouTube Goodman for tomorrow we have a mythical whip and other mail that we are opening the whip Oh congratulations to shadow kumara you and a personalized gym you know what right I want to spend every waking minute of my life with shadow Okamura you know what me too but actually well after I die I want to be with sure Telugu mover weird huh yeah look at where you’re whipping dude I don’t want it to hit me that’s all the great rippers do they look away