GMM 870: Testing the Concert Poncho

we’ve got a trick that will revolutionize your concert going experience let’s talk about that good mythical morning mythical beasts a question is like a single musical note you sing it out loud oh and then you sing another note ah and then another and another all of a sudden you got yourself a full eight bars of question music my friend you’re pretty proud of yourself do you realize that you’re not singing words just ooze and us like an idiot so you furiously write everything you can think of about your mom your three-legged dog tripod that rash you should probably see a doctor about what you can’t because you’re a musician with no health insurance you fill with frustration so you rip your paper to shreds in a rage but as the pieces randomly fall to the floor you see the lyrics unfold before your eyes it’s beautiful your answer song is complete now you just got to find somebody to listen to it and that’s us all right we asked you to ask us advice related to concerts and your concert going experience and first up from Luke wintered how do you get someone to hear you in a very loud concert Luke you and all other mythical beasts watching today are in luck because we have a secret trick I did not know this until somebody told me six months ago all you got to do when the music is blaring and you want to hear somebody is just take your finger and then put it on the little flesh tab in front of your ear hole press it in press it and press it in and listen I know this sounds crazy and it’s hard to demonstrate it without blaring music you need to test this on your own because at that point you can hear someone speaking into your ear and they don’t even have to yell they can just get right up next to you and talk at a normal volume utter how loud it is around you and they’ll be able to hear you pristinely this works so well when Lync told me about this I thought it was a prank like that smell your palm it smells like strawberries but it’s not it’s not a prank it totally right but that’s the problem is that it might be difficult to get people around you to understand that this is a real thing but this my friends creates an opportunity you find someone that you’re interested in the concert and you’re like hey can I show you a trick listen to me all I have to do is stock like this and you can hear me what do you think about wow that is amazing like this it’s like on the baby it’s like magic baby can I give you my number you’re supposed to be touching my ear baby oh yeah where is it right there oh just touch the flesh tap on my ear haha okay can you hear me yeah you don’t remember you can with I five five five five five five you already knew it all right trust me it were ayat yeah well your experience will be better than that but it does work okay next question dev how do you keep people from spilling drinks on you at a concert ostensibly alright listen I added that last part it is a common problem but is it really a problem at all dev buddy I think you’re looking at this all wrong when life gives you lemons you make lemonade and when someone spills drink on you at a concert you drink it that’s right introducing our patent-pending concert poncho the concho concert getting drink spilled on you at a concert used to be a problem hey buddy no you ready Scott hey sorry I’m so sorry no problemo man whoa what is that hmm that’s some tasty but it’s it good that fruit juice yeah you’re drinking fruit juice get a little more is my concho concert wow you should get one too the concho concert kisses drinks to spill on me and allows me to consume to myself using this magical invisible straw oh hey Bob you got one too oh sorry not a problem Oh how’s my drink so good you look great to me by the end of the concert you’ll have an amazing mix of beverages to sample I love Twinkie pilots they’re great your meals I think I got an extra pilot somewhere feel a little bit more on me hmm good stuff huh that Shasta improve juices really hitting the spot and hey hmm they sell two liters of the concision really yeah that’s not here I thought you brought that in on your own pony here we see what else they got at the concession stand whoa they got gallons of fruit punch Oh oh I’m losing my balance cuz these twenty two pilots were so rhythmic oh wow this is quite a spill oh whoops put this dry my mouth brother come on bobert do it oh no my Poncho’s in there submerge submerge that into the straw there suck suck suck son yeah give me two more keep sucking here we go and I love this band mm-hmm okay really give it give it a nice tug key you see how much fun this is see how much better this mate the concert whoo I’m not thirsty anymore for just eighty one ninety three all this could be yours but wait there’s more if you call in the next 15 minutes we’ll throw in this pack of giant customizable crazy straws call now don’t wait how do we know they’re gonna call in the next 15 minutes oh we know hunter van become asks what do you do if you don’t know the music to your own concert your own concert huh okay well this is actually more common than you might think and one of our favorite bands chunk actually has been known to struggle with us on a regular basis right and they addressed it in their ongoing documentary and we have footage of that yeah well when you have a huge compendium of songs like we do it can be super super super super super hard to remember your lyrics sometimes the welded animal tries to escape the booby trap – right and we create something totally original the rises from the ashes like a blood-soaked limit mell dipped charred scabby baby Phoenix I had a breakfast burrito this morning and a Salisbury steak TV dinner last night it is painte gonna be my baby it don’t matter if you’re black or why it’s also an excellent time for a Recor staying hydrated during a really intense concert is incredibly important it’s also a way to cover up the fact that you have no idea what you’re doing and if all else fails we just ask the audience what they’d like to hear right because we exist to service them please them what do you want to hear that’s not a song you’re suckling coffeescript don’t openly insult the audience don’t reprimand me on the microphone you’ve been lovely and there you go another successful show we do it for the fans I really hope chunk is able to work through their difficulties mmm because I love their music looks so great thanks for liking commenting and subscribing and sharing this video with your friends and family you know what time it is this is mr. Knapp psychology class from Willow Springs Missouri we wanted to give you mythical beasts a heads up the next week we’ll be launching a series with our friends at Eminem’s to celebrate their 75th anniversary called the mythical games be sure to tune in and check it out but right now be sure to click through to good mythical more we’re gonna open your mail with Jen including plain knuckle down cow-tipping edition my favorite game and open your man you win the egg Roley from our set hey kids oh hey go to club are you gonna buy it it might be hot very hot yeah my ha I said she with my lip and it was like whoa oh wow it’s such an amazing product I will sign it and now it’s yours good job on that one before is this a rhythmic clap or is this just an applause rhythmic definite

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