how do you make friends not like a door let’s talk about this good mythical morning mythical beast you ask questions and when you ask those questions you want answers it’s kind of like a facebook friend request and we’re Facebook you’re browsing around ignoring the incessant pictures of that ugly baby the girl you sat behind freshman year just had when all of a sudden you spy Matthias your old best friend who disappeared the day after graduation you go to see what he’s been up to with his life you send him a friend request but weeks go by with no response but it’s obvious he’s on Facebook because he’s updated his profile picture twice so you finally give up any hope of connecting with Matthias when out of the blue you get a thing on your phone Matthias has accepted your friend request if it wasn’t for Facebook you’d never know he’s been in jail for the past ten years after being caught ripping that do not remove label off a mattress and he’s really in a farmville and if it wasn’t for us you wouldn’t have the answers to your friend advice questions well that first friend advice question comes from Matt trovato who asks can someone have too many friends hmm Matt having friends is a good thing but having too many friends it’s just unmanageable so what we’ve done is we have determined that there is an exact number of friends that you should have and that number is six no more no less and then with those six friends each one has to have a very specific specialization just like the a-team and we’re gonna present what those six specialized friends should be right now of course you gotta have a best friend right that go-to friend that person you’ve known forever that person who knows the real you like for me I mean I’ve got Martin Hanover you know we’ve known each other for so long that we finish each other’s martin would have said says martin hanover like I would like I wouldn’t know Martin he’s a good friend alright the second the second friend you need to have is a tech friend you got to have a person who you can call when you need to sink to so and what to the witch and outs but you got to run it through the calendar before people can share it but they can’t edit it and listen I recently set up an Xbox at my home and I nearly killed multiple members of my family in the process because it was so frustrating I I have an open position I have a slot for a friend right there I’m taking applications okay well I could if I could be that for you yeah I’ll relegate you to the Tech friend you gotta have a rich friend now I’m not necessarily talking super rich I’m talking like their parents have it like a Jacuzzi and a pool table Jacuzzi right situation possibly even lake house with jet skis rich skis stuff that you can enjoy this is the kind of friend that when you go out to eat at a restaurant you know the bill comes and need like take a little trip to the bathroom come back you just hope everything’s been taken care of a rich friend a rich friend that but jacuzzi rich friend yeah all right your fourth frame you need is a friend that works it’s somewhere cool like they work on the set of American Ninja Warrior because I want to run that course or at least like the first part of it with nobody watching yeah access in the dark all alone with just my friend I guess because he would let me in yeah yeah and then it might be you can’t turn the lights on might be awkward cuz I know me and him like running the ninja course on an or an EMT that also works here because they got gruesome pictures and really great stories in college jared was was that friend for us because he worked at the Baskin Robbins so the samples were home signs they were okay you also need a friend with a faulty moral compass let me explain this is somebody that you just kind of mentioned something to them and then something that’s morally questionable happens that benefits you so like you’re saying like oh this my neighbor’s tree is just like so big and it’s getting all kinds of leaves in my yard he kind of like gives you a little wink in the next day no no three are you like say I could really use like an exotic pet gives you a little wink next day you got like a Bengal tiger on your back deck a what Bengal tiger on your back deck and last but not least your sixth friend of course your friend with the truck next question Austin Holden asks how do you make new friends without scaring them off because you’re extremely nerdy well a nerd is basically a dork right yeah basically okay right so we do have something that can help with this because some of our favorite professional wrestlers as part of their not like a dork series they address this exact subject they do and we have that VHS tape yes you put it in put it int and then lazy I don’t want to watch this we’re here to tell you how to make friends not like door first you got to stop looking like dork nobody wants to be seen with somebody looks like the lovechild but Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates buddies are out soccer game take it off and get rid of those glasses who cares as you can see at least you won’t be watching star track star trek that’s not even a word fashion is the outside of your body look at the inside of your body know that it’s not filled with dork juice yes see what we wear spandex will forever be not dorky if you wanna make friends you gotta talk to him not like a dork minecraft more like minecraft if I wanted to play with little blocks I go through a preschool full of tiny is the door Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee forget Mordor you need to take a hike back through Rohan to the forest of lothlórien and make go with Galadriel wait have you been watching doublet well I was taking a nap and I woke up and the TV was on and it was on and it was it was just so compelling Hey look at this what even is this thing I don’t know and finally were you trying to make new friends you got to not try to make new friends yeah that’s right nobody likes to try hard so when you try hard you gotta try to seem like you’re not trying cuz you don’t wanna think you’re trying but you still gotta try you’re trying too hard you’re but seriously friends and friendship are very important Aristotle once said in poverty and other misfortunes of life true friends are a sure refuge they keep the young out of mischief they comfort an eight the old in their weakness and they incite those in the prime of life two noble deeds your necks gonna smell funny I don’t mind your friend you might be a dork but you don’t gotta make friends like one already you know what those guys are not dorks no not whenever I watch that tape and I’d wash it off and write I always think to myself not dorms next question from Ivana de la Cruz who asks well you showed us how to bro breakup but how can I grow our old breakup that’s right you guys probably remember the bro breakup service that we launched a while back so your bra Brandon called and said he didn’t want to be a bra anymore bro bro well now we’re happy to announce the girl breakup service hello hey girls Gertrude from the girl breakup service girl girls so like I’ve got some news for you Gwen okay girl so you’re a girl Grenda she like doesn’t feel great about you guys being girls anymore girl yeah girl Renda doesn’t want to be my girl girls right because we would always go girl shopping about the grocery shopping girl but Brenda said that she was talking with Gabby and Gail told Gabby that grace wears a girdle girl everybody knows grace wears the Curtis but I know with me well girl she like said they she got the girl from Gloria and Gloria said she got the girdle from you girl no she did not get the girdle for me coach I don’t even have a girdle girl this gossip is garbage sure retching what’s that Gretchen no that was Grenda your friend oh the services we leave them on so they can listen girl this call is being recorded girl well are we gonna do now girl go grocery shopping okay girl my girl my girl my girl I’m told this a very useful service indeed or some people next question comes from max Weisenberger who asks how to friends if me is weird just yourself be if weird is you you make change to you friends shouldn’t think about worry what people other don’t friend you except for you who a true are hmm now it’s time for the mythical games as you know we’ve been going head-to-head and some pretty crazy gains the past couple of weeks to celebrate 75 years of em with our friends at M&M and things have been heating up you’ve won one I’ve won one today’s game is called magnified maze maneuvering first things first we apply our magnificent magnifying glasses and these are literally magnifying glasses yes now this game consists of three phases even though I currently see six fingers okay phase one you get a point for every hurdle that you clear without knocking it over and then we proceed to the balance beams every time we fall off a point is deducted you got to get back onto that spot and continue to move and then phase three you get a point for every ball that you get into the monkey’s mouth red for me blue for link are you ready yes I’m ready go to your spot you know I can see my hands really really clearly when I put them right next to my face I don’t know kind of advantage that is well I can’t see the proper start just step over the first one okay okay on your marks get set go I have a problem I think I’m not cover to them but I’m not a hundred percent sure I can’t do this oh yeah I can’t do this without glasses oh yeah yeah okay you’ll be all times okay okay pretty sure I lost yep link 1 Wow congratulations link you’re the mega maize medalist there’s the mega maize medal it looks really nice the mythical Games continues next week thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what how it is thanks to Eminem’s for sponsoring this episode you two can celebrate with em click the link in the description to join us as we celebrate 75 years of ammonium and click the I to click through to good mythical more where we’re gonna open your mail including finding out what this is clowns in prison hey what are you in for or do you rap ah yeah your nose talker norse code Oh Morse code let’s get out of here so I’m saying clerk let’s blow this joint huh don’t make me say it out loud well you just did sorry I don’t want to touch this come on let’s do it well it has a posted sign on says I thought I should be clear that there is nothing hazardous about it just gross come on Jan touch it