do you know how to survive a Bigfoot attack let’s talk about that good mythical morning as you know we are fond of mythical beasts not just you but those that are the traditional definition of them and your favorite and perhaps mine may indeed be the biggest foot of them all Bigfoot yes now even though Bigfoot may not be real what spoiler alert there are still a lot of facts floating around out there about him facts but first we wanted to announce the winning t-shirt of the put that on a t-shirt Pole you guys voted for let the Tigers tiger only this summer in an exclusive summer t-shirt hesitantly no slash store it’s time to play sack what you know about these Bigfoot facts all right read all the Bigfoot facts that I’m going to present to you with a blank that you have to fill incorrectly come from Bigfoot fact experts they don’t make up these facts they discover them research using research and then they put them out on the internet so that you can be equipped with the knowledge and I’m going to give to you I’m wearing camouflage and that’s just fate at this point it is if you get four of these right you win your own big feat oh that that we actually lopped off of a Bigfoot oh they’re wearable are you ready fill in this blank according to the official Bigfoot Survival Guide the official one when encountering a Bigfoot playing dead gives you a blank percentage chance of survival it is a number oh well the Bigfoot smart man playing dead brick for he’s not like a bear he’s like he’s a humanoid you play dead with me I’d punch you it you know I know you’re playing dead I have ways I can check the pulse Bigfoots the same kind of guy Bigfoot check pulse so I want to say zero but why would you even ask a question at the answer or zero right well we even it wouldn’t even be a question well okay so I’m gonna uh I’m gonna make an educated guess of 20% 20% chance 20% okay Rhett you within 5% the answers 15 personnel so I’m gonna give it to you but a better way to survive a Bigfoot attack is to scream ariana grande lyrics something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman they run away I respond to that and that that works in a lot of situations if you want to get out of something just scream that Bigfoot goes by many names including Sasquatch Yeti the abominable snowman and the Ohio Blankman Ohio oh he’s not in Ohio oh hi oh he is it’s not enough places to get away from people yes there are there’s fields it’s like this only I oh foliage ago in the Ohio field may Ohio blank man Ohio large jumbo man Ohio big man Oh Biggs was already in there Bigfoot Ohio corn man and as what he’s called swamp somewhere there how high uh swamps yeah surely at least one yeah Ohio swamp man final answer yes no it is the Ohio grassman where’s your hiding go it come on what is he really small there I’ve actually seen footage of the Ohio grassman it’s just a white dude with dreads oh I get it but that is what they it is what they call him at Venice Beach all right you know what you don’t have to get all these right to get your own big feet just don’t be disturbed in 1965 Bigfoot was officially put on Russia’s blank list Russia this is a fact best roadside attraction Russia’s blank list Oh endangered species they thought that he was real real enough to qualify but so some endangered species list that’s the only answer that makes sense when in Russia yeah you’re right yeah along with unicorns free speech and Vladimir Putin’s riding shirts oh all endangered yeah yeah cuz he likes to ride the horses without the certain I mean just look at that I’ve got a poster in my room according to Bigfoot enthusiast Grady Grange you’ve heard of a great Grinch he’s enthused by big vision Bigfoot blank season it smart is march through April Bigfoot blank play sports do they baseball season Bigfoot baseball you know about him as I stated I have a sketball season that would be cooler again like driving the driving the paint they come out to post up posting up in the paint uh if every team had a Bigfoot it can’t be mating season cuz they’ve been doing it all year they’re doing it all year right really green but maybe they really knows more maybe they really do it in the springtime yeah that’s it don’t clarify that big financer mating season you’re on a roll fun fact Grady Granger’s mating season is that one time in 1986 Oh Grady I love you Grady oh you’re enthused by big feet hmm in Louisiana Bigfoot goes by the honey island swamp monster swamp I knew it’s a swamp somewhere and legend has it the swamp monster is half chimpanzee and half blank honey island swamp monster Susana you already got three right and pansy half jambalaya that wouldn’t work that wouldn’t work with it is he a super be like mammal I had time I think that he’s considered to be half chimpanzee half man in places III I think he’s half man well what else is he a Bigfoot if he’s not at least part man half champ half man nope Louisiana is half Gator really yeah he’s half Gator man I don’t know which half but uh I have no footage of that I like to see that the honey island swamp monster is what my wife calls me when I wear wool pants in summer oh my gosh yeah bad red rather not be picturing this and move on welcome to honey island oh come on I’m weird wool pants Bigfoot’s favorite foods are meat fish and blank candy bars give me a freakin break every book this is a Bigfoot fact all Bigfoot internet sites agree the answer is partially eat mom because it’s because he’s like going up into campsites but I know that’s not the actual answer it’s cuz they’re gonna you look Snookers he loves Snickers eating it is very specific yes he likes Jack Link’s beef jerky we know that not a sponsor I mean if you have if you had to just randomly say a bar you’re gonna say Snickers bar and so I’m just that’s what I’m gonna say Snickers bar he likes Snickers bars who does it that’s a good guess rep but no cat it definitely kicked cat I mean it is a fact so big so as a species as a candy bar preference that’s great he knows about yes and he doesn’t break it apart he bites it all at once like a monster sure he does come on Grady Grady didn’t make that one I bidding no oh the whole internet agrees on okay I got it researchers believe that Bigfoot’s blank they’re dead uh just during mating season okay is this between March and April what what what is the time okay you may be on to something uh make fun of no yeah oh you know what this is what is this is why we with this is why there’s no evidence of big feet because they’re all buried there burying their dead out of respect you’re right yes it’s a very somber affair except for that one jerk Bigfoot in the back eating a KitKat yeah you know violently tearing away it’s like you shut up we’re doing a burial yeah ceremony here it’s the wafers make a lot of noise all right Rhett you know there’s wooden I got another question for you but you win the feet here they are I don’t know if they’ll fit but go ahead and put those on as I’m asking you this question immune to pepper spray it is said that Bigfoot’s are incapable of blanking immune to pepper spray Bigfoot’s are incapable of what team prop them up channel it what they’re very kind of black on the box kind of black on the bottom kind of they’re really cool from my angle kind of bedroom schooi ish on the bottom but these are actual big feet let me think um pepper spray hearing Bigfoots are incapable of sing never yeah you’ll never see a Bigfoot face with that’s not that’s not my answer you don’t have to get it right let’s just go with that as you’re in okay uh no come on I’m gonna pepper-spray man uh and this is obviously not true sneeze your ass or sneeze but you’re wrong they got nostrils just like we do snake and sneeze all right you’re you’re right but you’re wrong uh it is sneeze but they cannot sneeze Oh so there you go dang it interesting fact they’re also hyper allergenic and I’m into sigh hypoa but it’s not the same thing yeah yeah you two Bigfoot’s Megan its knees you’re great at knowing the Bigfoot facts oh yeah you’ve read up on that yeah yeah I pay attention and now you know thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is this is Michael and we’re from Lake Charles Louisiana it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality there is an all-new good mythical facts trivia pack is part of the trivia puke an update to have access to that or you can get the app for the first time in the Apple App Store and if you complete the pack and get an exclusive bedtime story from us yes bitch I’m Tyler from us click through to good mythical more where we are going to analyze actual footage of Bigfoots in the wild pigs leaves in the wild we’re southern George Washington’s baby cheese step right up people look at this you in the market for some Brown Brown teeth inside of this here in some wet ones we bought these wet ones people moist we didn’t notice out of there well wheats are they were there was something crunchy in there remember the first time we pull them out brown and crunchy and we sent it to a lab we had an analyzed nyan a baby they went deeper they said it’s George Washington’s baby teeth so it’s quite a fine and you get the Wet Ones you get they still to have a wet one when you shake it you can hear them it sounds like it’s just wet ones in there we need close footage we want to get a couple of feet away from this thing so everyone will know the truth that he’s real and if you die proving this you’ll be a hero