if you want to see your future just look at your but let’s talk about that you good mythical morning mythical beasts your questions are like crystal balls and we’re like the lady dressed entirely in scarves that you paid to lie to you about what she sees in them we ask you to ask us questions about graduation and you came through for us yes you did putting Alexandra Browne who asks what do you do if you don’t know what to do with your life after you graduate well Alexandra you know you could take some steps to plan for your future to you know get ready for the things that might come or you could just use some ancient methods to figure out what your future holds that’s what we’re gonna do today let’s get weird with it predicting the future okay we’re going to rifle through many interesting and exotic ways to press the digit 8 and I think that’s correct well what a word ha but you know what let’s start off with the tried and true method palm reading okay I said tried-and-true but maybe I just meant tried and we’re going to try it right now Rhett throw your hand up there now typically well on every hand there’s a there’s a headline there’s heart line and we’re going to put the picture up here so you can see a reference of rets hand yeah there is a lifeline and there’s a fate line but I’m going to skip right here to your fate line which it starts down here but when it hits the headline it then disappears I mean comes back on the other side of the heart what does that mean now well what that means is that at the age of 40 your life is going to take a nosedive and then when it reappears that means like around age 55 or later you have a chance to turn it around interestingly I am thinking about up and opening up a pup pup place and I was going to start at age 40 what’s special about the pup pup place eating one it’s not it a there’s no balls and there’s no holes so just just remove what you typically think about there’s no chance of success there’s it’s one one hole it’s more like just a path it’s like a long walking attack what’s the point of putt-putt is for a first date so it’s just a long green it’s a park so basically the whole time you’re just looking for the one hole but it’s called a putt-putt palace because there’s romance around that and there’s cool things to walk through and there’s like a little you know what that you see a putt-putt don’t do it pop-up Palace until your 15-year plan alright take a look at me okay well the first thing I notice about your hand is strikingly and scarily you don’t have any freaking lines on your hand man look at that look at you look at that compared to mine it’s like you’re just minted it’s yeah man like you’re a synthetic person well I’ve been told would be a clone I’ve been there’s never been better evidence it do you like buff your palms rigor like oh yeah a buffer member your palm buffer a bomb buffer okay lady let me see it cuz I can still see some stuff come on give me a future give me some fate you don’t have a fate line you’re missing a fate line you your future is wide open but your that’s that’s the positive well your life line though does have a break in it which indicates a very big change coming in your life you’re gonna join me with the putt-putt palace because I was thinking that we’d go in on this together now I’ve spilled the beans now that I know that it’s not gonna work absolutely and the fact that it’s very light and shallow also indicates that you’re easily manipulated well tell me more about it haha yeah hey I’m a pom offer let me just pitch it again could you use a palm ball Felicia pup-pup way you can be the palm buffer but it’s just up half it’s what palace you come in with expectations you bring your significant other we charge no money we just take donations that’s cool that’s a good idea you walk the path and can I can I just or running him can I buff palms you buff anything you want man oh okay yeah all right I’ll be there I know my future is set all right okay next up is biblio Mansi and this is the art of telling the future using books or marked you just take a book you ask a question you take a book of significance to you and open it up you let it open where it may and then you close your eyes and you put your finger on some text and you read that and that’s your answer so got it link what’s your question and what’s your book I have chosen JWR Tolkien’s the Fellowship of the Ring featuring the sock taker yes on the cover the sock warlock the sock warlock alright so I got to ask my question yours the book has to know the question Oh book of Awesomeness I want to know what’s gonna happen with this brewings it I have I can feel it under here I you can’t see it but it’s one of those that I know you’re talking about so deeply it by touch here it kind of hurt just like magma getting ready to turn into a volcano it kid you to go away or it could just okay explode so what’s gonna have well what’s gonna happen with is it it’s gonna have letters here we go right here away below them they could see the road sweeping around the feet of the hills and to their right a gray river gleamed pale in the thin sunshine it’s gonna pop man it is gonna be either a river coming from the hill oh this is the hill it’s gonna get infected no that is the Harrigan’s it man oh it is the hill is it gray river oh it’ll it’ll flood listen a minute okay what is that am i my book of significance to me is it hurts when I poop alright what’s your question my question is should we open up this pup-pup palace because you know the more I talk about it the more it seems like a great idea yes well just let it fall where it may wherever it falls yeah point low cuz there’s not words at the top boom the first thing you should know is that some food to make poop softer and some foods make poop harder yes so sort of all kinds of food at the putt-putt palace all kinds and we’re gonna divide it up two menus going to be two sections hard poop makes hearts all poop make soft poop and then Juanita you want medium and then we got medium which type of poop do you wanna make all right so this is a good idea yes right okay now we’ve talked about rump ology before in our Flat Earth discussion but we didn’t do it and we’re gonna do it right now rump ology is basically when you look at a butt and tell the future of the person who owns the but right now Rhett has on his patent pending but reading pants so stand on up let me look at your rump for future purposes okay I’m supposed to determine the shape of your butt you want me to move it just keep it no stay stationary please I can go up and down as well alright first I got to determine is it round heart-shaped upside-down heart-shaped square or boyish because each one says something about did your butt just pop or was that your knee my ankle I try to give you all you need well when you bend over like that hey I get more uncomfortable and B it gets rounder so just it relax legs look at that one ever liked I think it’s square square means that you are confident and a smart career driven person yes I am especially when that career involves Putt Putt Putt Putt alright step two is it a sticky-outy or a flat e wedding it’s kind of a sticky alley which means you tend to be sensitive hey man your butts sticking out how does that make you feel yeah I’m sensitive to your insults so that’s ringing true yeah yeah I think I’m a little sensitive okay and then step three I need to identify any lines or markings to tell your future get a good look then okay is it lined out of the left cheek is it aligned under the right cheek are there dimples or is it lightly marked I mean stand up Moors let me see if there’s any line stand up all Oh lot of lines here that’s the spanned a lot of lines day oh gosh I’m sorry I’m saying there’s I don’t have much control over it there there is there are lines under that left cheek okay and that indicates that you hold on to the past a long line represents a bad relationship are you harboring a bad relationship on your left butt cheek I might have had one at some point okay you want to tell us about that no I don’t but I can’t I want to look at your butt yeah I can’t see dimples but if you have any that means you family matters Oh family matters is one of our favorite shows from the 90s hmm right you probably have dimples Yeah right you check that hand up show him you show him your pants link oh you got the same pants as me my kind of thing yeah you don’t fill out the pants quite as much as I do you Wow your skin your skin pockets her really there you go oh my goodness don’t it just just turned everything this way there we go we’re getting a little more than we bargained for you know what yours is definitely an upside-down heart don’t you think his is upside down heart I kind of feel like it is which means you are Moody now sticky out of your flat I don’t depends on how you stand about please please don’t do that I don’t think it’s necessarily flat I feel like it’s somewhere in the middle it doesn’t say anything about jiggling is kind of flat though yeah it’s flat which means you tend to be too vain but not about your butt cuz it’s too flat when I be standing up you’re doing this if I was vain I don’t think so now markings okay let me see what lines here you have pretty strong lines under gosh under both no let me see the lines and I don’t wanna we said about the left the less is a bad relationship and the right is indicates that you have children coming into your life oh you might need to get the little earlier than we expected are you planning on expanding your family are you talking to me or to my rump directly I’m talking to you no definitely not okay I really feel like this there may be dimples under the spandex but I don’t want to know about those so let’s just assume that you don’t have it I don’t have them you and your family is doing fine I don’t have any dimples I don’t have any light marks we learned a lot about each other too much gyro Mansi is the art believe it or not of evaluating your P to determine your future something that the Romans came up all the Romans and court of actually peeing on camera will reserve that for our fifth channel try to find that I’m actually just gonna be giving you my urine link heroes thank you so much very bright yellow I’m wondering if I can you didn’t pee like all over it did you no no no alright so I’m gonna pour your pee into a glass and then if it has bubbles that are large and spread out it means one thing if they’re small and close together it means another thing is there no bubbles it means another thing okay and then let’s just can you open it I don’t want to get I don’t want to touch the look and I also don’t want to miss this is a risky moment okay what if it came out that thick very wait the bubbles man there’s a lot of bubbles definitely bubbles they’re kind of big they are pretty bigger you take that but they’re all but they’re all around the edge okay so let’s say they are large and spread far apart so you should be receiving a large sum of money soon to open up the pester action this is all a very good omen for the emotional areas of your life cheers man okay you can put the lid back on that all right you know what you’re not gonna leave empty-handed here’s your first angel investment my urine okay now we’re gonna do this a little bit differently for you link we’re going to use something that they did in the 16th century to figure out people were witches this is not what the Romans did they legitimately did this to see if people were witches you’re gonna see if I become a witch in the future if you are a witch now oh and you will be burnt at the stake if you are that would be my future here’s how this works now what I’m going to do is I’m going to insert an iron nail into this and then I’m going to pour that’s a small opening your urine into this oh gosh cork it I’m gonna cork it and turn it over and there’s a reaction you’re gonna turn it over oh my goodness oh it’s dripping dude it’s dripping oh my gosh there is a reaction is a huge reaction what the crap watch out what did you do it was vinegar and Begich oh come on man up peanut iru man I got you I was more concerned about the floor and they don’t even you thought that was your urine don’t you smell the vinegar I put they put um some baking soda in the cork and what do you think what’s that you like there’s a big reaction oh so linked to which we’re gonna burn him in good mythical more oh snap all right now you know how to tell your future I’m sure that was helpful thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi I’m Michael strange and I’m Tim castrillo and we just got our masters degree in aerospace at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo this time spin the wheel of mythicality and make sure you check out the new episode of good mythical food coming this Saturday morning you can see how Alex and Mike went on an adventure to get some tarot cards yes and we’re gonna use these tarot cards and give them a little more to tell our future so click through click that eye to get over there potatoes rule the world red sheep they’re listening your knight they’re listening are they they have eyes everywhere but they also have ears now really yes if you leave them in water long enough they start growing eyes in the Negril ears and now they’re listening are you sure that’s not when the corn took over the world last week corn I’m the head exist confusing I’m the head buffer everybody’s leaning over Mike no knob up your head palm buffer no no no just palms but he’s the number is the only one but he’s in charge