I’m finna curve your girlfriend tax let’s talk about that good mythical morning mythical beasts we want to give you a quick heads up and let you know that this Friday is the season finale of season 9 of GMM but never fear we will be back with another season of GMM on August 1st ok sitters to mark your calendars season 10 all right listen we like to think of ourselves as pretty hip guys we pick up what you throw down that’s right Yolo Bay your swag is on fleek now everything that Rhett just said is already antiquated in the cool execute yeah that’s how I talk it’s equated no longer cool the lexicon so today I’m gonna school you on the hip new slang brother it’s time to play are you hip to the jive slang turkey boy uh so here’s what’s gonna happen right I’m gonna present you her to school Turkey boy I made that one up it doesn’t it that’s you that’s my slave from wet Turkey boy I’m gonna present you with a term yeah a slang term and then you were gonna have to give your best effort to tell me what you think it means what the kids are saying these days um and then when you get it wrong I’m gonna give you the actual definition I might have been using in a sentence but I have confidence that you’re gonna get at least four of these right cuz I got a super hip prize for you that is play music thing themed hip is coming back good you try hard ass maybe your first slang word is suss excuse me sus sus mm-hmm I’d never heard this one I’ve never heard it but tell me what it means he’s silent cussing you know when you see something you’re like and you put you hand over you I don’t but I’m just doing it for the sky like ah see what you like okay yeah guys I get amazingly it doesn’t count it doesn’t count when you sus right right right that’s all the time okay well I like cussing I’m idle answer correct answer also know it’s not sauce is is something that is highly suspicious sketchy shady my latest tinder match just us from our social security number it’s a little sauce but she’s a CEO slash model someone give it to her oh this person no this is just a character hypothetical you’re a caring hypothetical sentence from a non-existent character not me not on tumblr let me tender plugged in over there I just saw that yeah I’m low on battery this morning keep it plugged in jive Turkey your next slang word is Gucci Gucci is a Italian brand but the slang term well Gucci Gucci is a brand that is often imitated never duplicated so I would think if something’s goosey it’s like it’s the real thing man it’s authentic in fact gucci is cokes new slogan coke gucci hey they’ve merged yeah yeah come by Gucci coke and Gucci are on a thing now you could have right pocketbooks the real thing filled with beverages know Gucci simply means good or awesome yeah could also mean chill people are not being as creative as they need to be I know it but that one’s you know are we gucci i think are we gucci we’re good cheap okay okay you ever gotten any right have it you can get this I’m not hip your next new hip slang word is lit lit heard this one I’ve been on the internet enough to see this one I know that it’s a positive thing right because I will go ahead and say you’re on the right track because it used to be like lit meant you were inebriated like when we were children that’s it but that’s one event but that ain’t it now people say like that party was lit and either that means like that party was literature themed what I love no-no-no or your answer was right that either means okay party was litter are you giving me a choice because I know the is which no but that would be lit if a party was literature’s name because that Wow awesome okay just means awesome yes you’re right it replaces passe phrases like off the chain fly off the hook you’re exactly right bro last week I went spelunking it calls bud calve earns those caves were lit and they also had lights in it yeah yeah cuz I forget it they put lights in there so you so you can see but not there you can sail its but then they turn them off and they’re like you see how this is complete darkness but that makes it lit yeah right your next slang word is GMT Greenwich Mean Time that’s already know that one too but you know kids that they they twist things man so it ain’t what you think it is okay so it’s an acronym GMT it’s totally new get my towel that’s what I say when I get out of the shower in my house yeah you’re in the shower you like GMT I don’t have it I don’t like getting cold I want to stay it get my towel I don’t want to walk to the towel rack oh man I hate walking they’re kind of husband I am my towel rack is like in my shower oh really which is weird it’s it is so close what too close I get a wet towel real bad and then that that’s how we won’t be there and I’ll have to get out of the shower walk all the way across the bathroom and wet everything yeah yeah and that makes me wetting things I’m worried about being cold I don’t like being cold I don’t like the wet thinks that makes me GMT that gets me tight that makes me upset that’s the correct if I get my towel no give me tight makes me angry what that sound likes have you say when you’re getting pumped at the gym cheerio to this barbell kiss me tight no it’s time time tight right now I’m I’m upset I’m gonna use this one I don’t like that one either I love that one I’m gonna use that one either girlfriend tax okay I I knew this one well I know that the dad tax is what I implement which is when my kids if I’m eating at a restaurant I go I eat off of the kids plates you know that’s that’s the best part of being a father trust me oh that’s the most fulfilling aspect of being a father is hitting off of the kids plate your kids are returning your Father’s Day present yeah what is it that you might have that a girlfriend my want you she would want a little bit of I think this is that situation where like a girlfriend like goes into your closet and she’s like your sweatshirt is so big I love it I want to wear your sweatshirt because it’s so comfy and bag I could just wear it and nothing counts and can i I’m gonna take it I’m gonna take it because this is a girlfriend time this is when they take a piece of your laundry mmm you’re wrong but I’m still gonna give it to you because I think it could apply I think you could creatively apply it to apparel even though it does technically apply to food just like the dad oh come on it really yeah because it’s the small amount of food that your girlfriend inevitably eats off of your plate especially if you already asked if she wanted to order her own because I’m not hungry I’m not hungry I’m not really hungry at all and then it doesn’t count if it if it’s eaten off oh yeah like a fry fry and then I’ll take another french fry and I’ll eat all your french fries right well they sweet potato fries I don’t like that but they don’t count that way reports what I don’t know I understand thinner well this is what I’m thinking it is is like I’m fitting to do something because I’m from the south and we said this this is a sling this is 1980 faux Buies Creek I’m fitting that cut the light off you said fit and thinner I’m finna cut the light off Anna finna fixing to funny you are right that is correct I just bought a new bikini that is two sizes too small cuz I’m gonna get it first one since I don’t think she would use it I threw it that girl you just were thanks you know that’s what’s happened it did I think it did come out of the south we’ve always said I’m welcome I’m finna mmm but now it’s everywhere and it’s cool okay I trust you you got three right that’s great thank you late curve curve curve the curve just like curve well not it curved curved yet I think this has something to do with those Instagram booty girls you know the ones that like do the squats and they take pictures of their booty now I haven’t seen any of these I’ve read articles about them but I can see it like hashtag squat hashtag curve check it out you know the girls who’s like 90% of their Instagram feed is their backside then like looking in the mirror this is what does this hashtag curve yeah booty girls uh I wish you were right that’s not right no it’s not curve is a verb that means to purposely avoid another person’s advances three bachelorette parties in one weekend can only pick two GMT Jennifer’s finna get curved okay whatever swing people don’t get angry at thus langars well I just need to consult me before they put this on our prediction what all right what’s your email what’s your personal email they’ll all consult you Rex you got Rex I got it I didn’t get ready I got Rex Rex is emails about a girl all right she already did it all comes down it all covered elves on the water I was wiping my nose I’m sorry it is your power cord I don’t care what what do you mean oh I’m not just how do you want me you have a power it doesn’t take much all right back in here should we go on with the game or should should i just fiddle with my power cord it all comes down to this if you get the prize do you know what the slang Heike means well I know it low key is that because I have seen people are like you guys are so low key dad what does that mean I think it means it like it’s awesome so subtle dad like you guys are like obviously not totally obviously dad but we know your dad undercover dad sometimes you’re like a little bit low key dad so I’m in they’re gonna do the Flip Rooney on that I’m gonna say that high key means like in your face intense in your face in your face intense obvious give it to me i’ma give it to you high key is the opposite of low key it’s the thing you say right before you say something that everybody should hear like high key I need to blow up the studio bathroom and we’re out of poo pourri so nobody go in there for 35 or 45 minutes right you’re letting everybody know so you literally say high-key I’ve got an amazing slang themed prize for you whoo but right after this congratulations right you win a t-shirt I’ve developed it’s the new this shirt is lit and I don’t know if you can tell but those of them that says lit that’s actually that it says lit and it’s actually lit is it Sanskrit it’s Christmas lights oh okay thank you you know what you can’t win this t-shirt like I did but you can buy look let the Tigers tiger t-shirt that you all voted for go to red link on slash store and click through to good mythical more click that I cause we’re gonna play some mad libs with that before we congratulate skittle God halo you win a prize from the set it’s a golden garbage can where is it can link find it there it is there it is whoo they got whiskey ran man music in smoke we’re all a cowboy folk go to buskers believe yeah I don’t know what we’re talking