GMM 945: Who’s Their Daddy? (GAME)

can you identify a celebrity’s dad by looks alone let’s talk about this good mythical morning mythical beasts your questions are like a double helix of Dino DNA and we are the scientists at Jurassic Park who are combining that DNA with frog DNA to produce a Tyrannosaurus and Sir X which may or may not escape and which may or may not then eat some kids in a Jeep whoa you know what Father’s Day is this coming weekend and we want to say happy pre Father’s Day to all you house including us happy Father’s Day to you happy funky free Father’s Day thank you happy Father’s Day to you too and we asked you to ask us questions about fathers and we got a question from at internetainment internetainment on Twitter nice name can you help find my dad well at internetainment we’d be glad to the best way to find your dad is for you to learn how to identify fathers in general and in order to do that we are going to play a game that we like to call who’s their daddy all right so we’re gonna be presented with different combinations of either celebrities or dads who are not celebrities and we got to see if we can make the proper connections over the proper amount of time because we don’t want to waste your time maybe match let’s see how much be real about this you’ve got dad things to do or daughter or son things to do so let’s get to it there’s also a prize though which is the world’s greatest dad photo album which I plan to win but if you want you get it to win it all right oh wow this is yes there’s more father yes okay let’s do the first one okay first up who’s JWoww’s daddy all right JWoww from jersey shore good-looking dad yeah Thomas Terry and Andy Wow Andy’s happy if JWoww was my daughter which face would I be making I think it’s really I would definitely be making Terry’s face but I don’t think that Terry is the father I’d be making a Thomas face so I’m going with Thomas I’m going with Andy hmm happy Andy sorry guys it’s Terry Oh God wrong what is that dude with a key hey I got the key to the house she still gives it to me that’s not her dad that’s her roadie that mean I heard that guy looks like just like a sound guy yeah yeah is he a sound guy yeah I mean that’s a compliment also this was chases dad I knew that day I told that with chases dude yo y’all gonna be doing that oh okay you gonna be mixing it up a little bit I’ve met chases dad I’ve met chase because wherever the chinchilla come yeah he comes with a chinchilla he’s a chinchilla hey I don’t need look familiar all right next one okay whose daddy is this guy okay so there’s a chemist on a carrot top I’ll have dads that’s my first observation this guy can be only one of their fathers hmm Wow okay this certainly doesn’t seem like it would be Kid Rock’s dad it looks like Kid Rock it does look like him but it doesn’t seem like it was his dad well our Kid Rock and Emma Stone siblings is it could it be I don’t think that’s the game link I don’t think we’re trying to compare two of them as siblings but they both but that’s both in that way and I would pick Emma Stone and carrot top as being brother and sister before I picked Kid Rock but you know what I’m gonna pick Kid Rock because of the nose yes you don’t get a nose I like like that without genetics you know what I’m gonna go out on a limb Emma Stone I’m gonna go with Emma Stone right you’re right it’s Kid Rock ah dang it go with the no no widows that’s so proud of my son what did Kid Rock do at the Kennedy Center Honors I don’t know Kid Rock’s cool man he’s cool in that jacket he’s a good guy well how about Leonardo DiCaprio who’s his day oh okay Leonardo DiCaprio’s dad is not Charles because that’s my dad ha ha ha as if we didn’t automatically know it looks like you won the month that looks I mean that’s like your dad is you in fact I don’t think your mom was involved I think he cloned he said himself your dad knows no some scientist man mmm he cloned himself and that’s how you were made your clone I’m cool with that uh is it George or girl my mom would be cool with that um George hmm Glenn looks like a guy that like would light run a banquet hall in Benson you know what I’m saying like yeah you can you can have your wedding reception here $300 Oh open bar haha $3,000 yeah I’m George man shoot man that’s tough that’s a lot of eyebrow I don’t know you know what I’m going with Glen okay all right you go with Glen sorry Lincoln’s George yeah I just don’t want to choose the same one as you cuz I’m trying I’m trying to get ahead well if you were you want you want to get ahead you should at least pick what I’m picking up right no I get it track your strategies now working okay can you guess whose daddy this is all right Johnny Depp Ben Affleck or Colin Farrell were sired by this man with the two-toned hair and goatee sired huh um I heard that word in a while I don’t I don’t know that it technically applies to humans but well I think technically it does but uh I’m gonna let you guess first yeah I’m gonna agree with you this time I don’t know all three of these guys look the same oh yeah like Colin Farrell but I feel like contrails dad is like I picture him is like he’s spin a flat Dilys Shepherd you know what I’m saying I don’t know if that’s like a racist against Irish people thing to say but he’s feel like he’s still a shepherd and this guy doesn’t like a shepherd I’m going with Johnny Depp it is Johnny damn I didn’t think the guy was old enough yes that’s a young Johnny Depp that you took the picture Proms that’s what through oh yeah mm-hmm Wow wing it if we’re if we ever go on a father identification like quest trust me well maybe you’ll be better at guessing lena Dunham’s daddy I mean I know what my dad looks like and I think that’s all that really well I know what my dad looks like cuz he’s James on the list oh why he likes no meaning that that’s just that that’s it he’s a professor he’s a law professor and that’s his like picture for the students to evaluate whether or not they want to take his classes like you wants over this you can’t take this Robert or Carol a man named Carol sounds like someone who would be Lena downand Dunham’s dog bra it’s got to be Robert it’s gotta be Robert Carol I don’t think Carol ever reproduced that is like Carol is a cool-looking dude he is very cool that I’m going Carol really yeah it is indeed Carol yeah I got one that is a cool dude Lena I want to meet your dad yes well who’s Eddie is this cool dude Oh Jennifer Emma or Melissa’s dad hmm my gut reaction right off the bat adjusted Melissa’s bed looks just like Melissa McCarthy yeah doesn’t it I’m choosing Melissa right off the bat I’m going you know what I think that he looks like a guy that was already like tertiary early in the entertainment business and I think that’s Jennifer Aniston’s story so I’m gonna go with Aniston it is Jennifer Aniston yeah ha ha ha you were gonna choose Melissa McCarthy but you got it it’s all about you got a little hack this stuff you got a it’s all about luck well do you know who our very own Alex punches daddy is oh god what happened at your eye we’re trying to prove we’re matching Alex’s dad with Ellen I’m your William Williams too young to be your dad no it’s not he’s a young man Williams the answer look at that look at that’s Alex man Alan is Alex’s dad no it’s Wiggs William man it’s no it’s William it is Alex will you all day every day Allen William yeah you’re right it’s William day huh that’s your dad oh we’re not paying attention to the same people your other options were Mike’s down oh and that’s Mike’s dead oh yeah oh yeah oh oh it’s TV’s dad I’ve seen pictures of Stevie’s dad but I did not recognize him well shall we do a lightning round at this point we’re trying to decide in rapid fashion if this person who they’re gonna show us is a daddy or not a Decker and what’s this current score right now link has won yep red has five okay so let’s make these worth – so anybody’s game all right I’m good at knowing if someone has dad in there this is just if this person is a father this is include the future no this is currently at this moment in time a father okay first up Emile Hirsch no Emile Hirsch yes he’s a lab yes all right well we got a progeny name of Alan John Q set all right John Cusack yo correct got a dad not a dad chose not to procreate yes Vin Diesel VIN yes so yes it he has a little kid mmm yes yep you’re right yes three kids Haley Joel Osment Haley Joel Osment no who is that guy he was I see dead people James Corden’s younger brother um no yes yes he’s got a kid nope look at me hanging and Andy Dick Andy Dick yes he does Andy Dick that’s his hair now huh he’s got a kid yeah yep you’re right yes yes Lukas Megan Jacob okay well link I’m sorry lost you hadn’t you had a chance there but congratulations right you win the greatest father photo album ever and thank you for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi I’m Esther and I’m her dad Ronnie and we’re Americans who live in Germany but we’re vacationing in Ireland and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality look at this thing it’s the willit Volume one closer with the first 12 Willis that we did on the show pick it up at retina comm slash store click through to good mythical more we’re gonna open your mail give some advice and make a big announcement about this and it involves you Rhett is an overly enthusiastic barber Hey oh I’m so glad you came hey what is it hey hey just sit on my life I’m just here to get a haircut I just you don’t even need a chair yeah I did right I’m like Susannah well you don’t look like I don’t need a house scissors I just rub it till it comes off oh mama being a barber oh I want my kids to decorate my shop-vac it’s like World’s Greatest Dad like how many horsepower would you get I’ve got it yet how many horsepower you gonna do oh I don’t know you’re gonna pick it out aren’t you no I want them to pick it out I wanted you’re gonna let your kids pick out a shopback bad idea

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