some wars are stupider than others let’s talk about that good mythical morning humans have been fighting each other since the beginning of history sat back and some wars have actually been good wars I would say the American Revolution World War 1 World War 2 Kanye vs. Taylor we’re talking about good quality fights but you know what there’s a lot of really stupid wars out there two dumb wars wars it should have been fought when you find out why they started these words you’ll be like what are people thinking and we’re gonna find out how how well you think about these things today I am pretty well are you today link as we play whoa what is your good book absolutely nothing except being the subject of this game okay that was nice that was a nice little ditty here’s your first question these are filling the blanks if you get four out of eight that’s just 50% you got a special war prize oh really I get a war prime war prize all right I have the questions here I don’t have the answers here some people like really looking at no answers I don’t look at me I don’t have the answers he he does in his brain I think the 335 Years War between the Netherlands and the Isle of Scilly lasted 335 years without any blanks without any accidents you know how like factories will put up a sign it’s like 43 days since our last incident mm-hmm I meant changing my answer to incident without any incident no please be more specific Leo uh please be more specific I’m gonna say as weird as it sounds I’m gonna say casualties link the correct answer is casualties I love wars without casual I was gonna let you say deaths but you got casualties I feel like giving you two points but I’m not do it I’m not gonna do a two point come on you got a pocketful of poison it gives me two this is really weird though because they didn’t even know that they had there was a war going on there was it was who please don’t touch my nipple I’m not touching your nipple Michael is right under my pocket well I thought they were poison to myself they didn’t know that a war had been declared but they went ahead and signed a peace treaty in 1986 after all this time just to make sure that they were cool want to sign a peace treaty I’d really like to sign a peace treaty with my imaginary friend Claire it’s Clarence you know what you did in night in 1932 Australia got into a nuisance wildlife management military operation with a mob of birds it was known as the great blank war the great blank cut into our kind of to a war with birds mm-maybe mob of bird I will say the great bird poop war really feces feces is peat poop first poop feces is poop cuz the birds were pooping everywhere on Australian great guess incorrect it was the great EMU war em you had an emu problem because historians say that the emus were coming in and destroying the farmers wheat crops and then they were the government stepped in and said we got to handle this we’re all emus but you know Reagan did that a little birdie told me actually a big birdie because it was an emu told me that the real reason the war started is because an emu insulted an Australian officer and said yo mama’s so ugly to her shadow said I can’t do this anymore ha talking EMU that’s great yeah what do yo mama joke with jocasta wazoo that’s great yeah clearance on the back of the EMU in 1925 a war was started between Greece and Bulgaria when a Greek soldier was shot crossing enemy lines while chasing after his bling chasing actors blink somebody’s got to do it pride nope don’t keep no dog pet it’s a I know it’s a pet I know it’s a pet I’m gonna say his dog you’re psychic no the answer is dog Lee he chase after his dog yeah right I can see it happening uh in my brain the war did not last long because they realized they were fighting over a dog and the interesting thing is the dog actually looked like this oh are you serious yeah that’s a great picture for 1925 don’t you think they tax it reminds the dog no that’s a living aaaghh well not a tax from a dog that is a living that is the dog that ran into the freaking field man I don’t get it man in the year nineteen it’s not a tax or demise dog oh it’s just a scary-looking dog it’s a dog why would you why would you risk life and limb for that dog oh you get it now yeah yeah I got it I got it right why don’t you get you I would you chase after a tax remise dog you wouldn’t you wouldn’t you’re right I thought they preserved it dude in the year 1900 3,000 lives were lost when British troops went to war with soldiers from the Ashanti Empire after Sir Frederick Mitchell had shin demanded to sit on the Royal Ashanti golden Blanc throne he wanted to sit you can’t go you just can’t roll into Ashanti’s empire and sit on her throne throne that’s my answer I don’t know if I should give it to you because the technical correct answer is Sewell stool there’s no science to it no back to it it was just a stool what did the queen or king said on it it was actually a sacred thing that they didn’t let anybody sit on and when the pasty British man’s put his white butt on it they were like this thing is gonna be desecrated and they went to war you know I give you I don’t even want that I don’t want it I don’t want it because I’m so I’m so a gorg okay yeah is that the right word Yeah right important I Malaya for it okay I abhor it but you know it does remind me the time I was at a party to shanties house and job role came up to me and said it does must do shanti in 1738 british mariner Robert Jenkins percentages you like my jock ja Rule impersonation I worked on it for at least 10 minutes as much do in 1738 sound like DMX hey but it gonna tones are saying in 1738 British Mariner Robert Jenkins presented a severed body part to Parliament and instigated the war of Jenkins blank between England and Spain mmm Robert Jenkins presented his severed I wonder if it was is Robert you know what I mean his Robert you know Robert Robert I’m gonna say finger ear I’m gonna say ear what is your answer I’m gonna keep saying it until I see it in your eye that I was right Imus was your final answer finger you should have said ear because here was a correct answer it actually took eight years for them to start the war for some reason it took them eight years to realize that maybe we should go to war over this and ten years ago back in here but you know it’s actually not the only war that’s ever been fought over a body part in 1994 there was also the war of Tommy McDonald it was just a fight at harness central I remember they pointed out that their nipple and he got so pissed yeah yeah the blank war between England and the United States was triggered by the shooting of a delicious farm animal the blank war between England and United States well is triggered by the shooting of a delicious farm am hmm is it pig chicken chicken egg chicken egg war Wow let’s call it the pig war I’m gonna go with Pig that is a delicious animal think you did it again it is the pig war the war walk broke out when an Irishman’s pig ate an American man’s potatoes talk about his actual potatoes like he was growing oh yeah and then he shot the pig and started the whole war it was actually also known as the pig episode and the pig and potato war and the pic and potatoes that sounds good I should try that on a burrito or at least in a casserole war the lessons a little long but it’s a gonna song on Wikipedia though a 10-month war broke out in New Zealand when British troops continuously raised their blank while the native population continually cut it down cut it down cut it down I was thinking a tree but how do you raise a tree oh you plant it and wait well ten months that’s not a tall tree no the bamboo though hmm bamboo this bamboo is very big in New Zealand okay so you’re giving me the answer mm-hmm bamboo crop I’m gonna safe raise there children raise their children banner flag raise their flag notice the flag tree or just an actual flag flagpole flagpole hmm they raise the whole pole your right leg the answer is flag whoa which that means that you just got four and I get a prize you do get a prize you want to do the last one just for you mates give me the last one but give me the prize give me the prize first you want to hold the prize for the house to hold the prize I could be the last one all right let’s bring in the prize one more question link oh I feel about this let’s now ask you to multitask this is an instrument of war link it is a real sward and it is very sharp don’t touch it don’t touch the end man you can’t it’ll mess up the finish Reb really yeah just touch this little top us all right here we go for the last listen sleep please don’t hurt me or me what about me yeah well I mean that’s up to you it’s O’Keefe actually it’s up to you whether or not you hurt me all right this is this is just gravy man yes for gravy do we have gravy get some gravy get me some gravy while at war with Turkey speaking of gravy Oh Austrey what are the chance I could have inhaled this old sword if I de sucked harder ostrich please don’t be lost rabbit just would have gone down Austria suffered 10,000 casualties when one group of Austrian soldiers got brush got blank with dancing nomads and started shooting another group of Austrian soldiers they thought were Turkish mmm I’ll show your shoulders getting fresh with dancing nomads it could happen I mean they’re dancing and they’re nomads started cheering for them yeah there’s no dancing like nomadic dancing that wouldn’t be the first time ain’t no dancing like nomadic dancing and nobody dances like matically that’s my final answer fresh fresh link I’m gonna get all the gravy to myself really hmm because the answer is drunk they got drunk they got drunk with dancing be responsible each other but it doesn’t Austrian soldier because the link you won the sward and you can experiment with that and good mythical more please don’t hurt yourself or me or me thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time 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