it’s another school year do you know what you’re wearing let’s talk about this good mythical morning mythical beasts we are the protractor and your questions to us are the angles no matter how obtuse they may be we have the acute ability to give you the right answer shout out to mrs. taipe my geometry please oh yes I’m okay it’s back-to-school time hey miss shot we asked you to ask us questions about going back to school and we got a question from one Henry letovsky who says I’m going back to school I need fashion tips what is something cool slash hip slash trendy mm-hmm Kennedy that’s what I was gonna say friendly it’ll also be back to that I can wear to impress everyone okay Henry we fill you you you gotta look fresh when you’re going back to school and what could be fresher than all of those school supplies that your mom’s just bought you from the Walmart it’s kind of combined Amanda back to school supply fashion show welcome to the mythical middle school how can you tell because we have some lockers right here where all the magic of middle school happens and you might get stuffed into one if you don’t behave not you but our students yes and our first student is Lizzy welcome Lizzy she’s going into the seventh grade and as you can see she developed a little over the summer she is she is sporting a the algebra get it it’s it’s the bra that teaches you algebra typically these are worn under the outfit but we wanted you to get a good look at it because here’s what’s gonna happen with Lizzy this year because of what happened over the summer she’s gonna be getting a lot of attention sometimes that attention can be distracting and you need to focus on your math right focus on your mouth boys that’s right and so now she has every advantage in her mmm she has every advantage with her at all times to take advantage of any math problem than which he might face now there’s calculators in there yeah um which is totally something my grandma would do and that’s totally a bra she would wear did you require that from like a grandma website yeah like like Dress Barn or something oh no do you do you feel like you’re gonna be able to focus on your math this year Lizzy yes absolutely I don’t see how I couldn’t focus on it considering it’s all over my body yeah I think everyone else will also be focusing on it you’re gonna be looking down your shirt yeah every day in class the one thing that we are a little concerned about is we’re not sure if this is gonna pass your school’s dress code well it’ll be under it’ll be underneath the show oh yeah it’ll be fine it’ll definitely just for demonstrate you’re gonna have to be a little discreet when you reach inside the algebra during a test in fact we advise just reaching in at the beginning of the test and taking out the calculator and then placing it on the desk only reach into your own algebra when doing math that’s that’s the rule that we’re going to put in place what 7251 times 8 5,000 oh boy 58,000 8 not what it is upside down no it’s not she’s also wearing the erase lint this is a bracelet made from erasers because sometimes it’s difficult to turn a pencil over you know how that goes yeah that’s what it’s gonna say on the box because sometimes it’s difficult to turn a pencil over write it so Lizzy demonstrate how easy it is to erase with the array slit don’t know what are you can write in there I wrote something about who you like it just says Lizzie hearts Joshua and then mrs. Joshua Jackson Lizzie and Josh Pacey and some more things about Joshua Jackson pasty he’s pasty pasty man yeah yeah no Pacey from Dawson’s Creek he’s been out of the Sun for quite some years now but but she just saw Joshua holding hands with Stacey in the library so what’s she gonna do she’s gonna erase lid it away that’s love for you look she’s erasing parts of her life that she’s ashamed of and she’s also sporting an incredible fashion right you can’t get your arm around your algebra to erase it I cannot I get it all right so as you can tell this is gonna be a great year for Lizzie Lizzie good luck this year good luck hope is better than last year what happened last year oh you know whatever last year you don’t that’s why yes all right next up we have Edie welcome to the mythical middle school Eddie Eddie Eddie’s always a little tart yeah yes look look at Eddie he’s a sports man yes got his letter jacket which they don’t really do in middle school and he’s got his a baseball helmet and his football he’s a two-sport athlete but what we’re really concerned about are his pants these my friends are the geology –nz because what we’re really concerned about is his grades right you know the earth sciences have been very difficult actually all the sciences have been difficult for Edward and he leaves his homework at home he doesn’t do his homework and now I like that yeah I generated for it’s you know how middle school is like they don’t know what to do they just touch their face little ashamed that’s what he does you carries his football everywhere but he’s not on any sort of football team but he can answer any question about rocks or minerals that you have like what’s that one what’s that one right on your zipper what class is that hard stone it’s a hard stone well what was it igneous is it metamorphic is it sedimentary says sure none of those mushrooms one you you need to know that isn’t Terry that’s wrong it’s not sedimentary man that’s definitely igneous or metamorphic you’re gonna have to get this right or you’re not gonna better play football next year okay I mean we’re the only school in the state that’s got a foot baseball team and you’re gonna screw this up you’re the captain or the foot baseball team come on work with us you gotta have a future in this and on the back you’ve got like a nice rock formation that’s a heart there’s that hard for is that for Stacy I am Stacy I v-series a library have you seen Lizzie this year it might be for Lizzie sure she’s you waiting bags a vengeance I would always have a book now you’re sagging a little bit is that because of the weight of the geology’s or is that just the look you’re sporting this year they’re a little heavy yeah it gives you more room in the crotch but it exposes the top of your underwear yeah that’s what I tell all the kids unless you tuck your flannel in like like like Eddie yeah nice doing just just a word of advice you know you’ve got a reputation uphold here as captain of the football team yeah don’t tuck your flannel in okay but why don’t you hang out while we while we bring out next person just hang out against the lockers like you always do no problem coach lists welcome out Kevin Kevin is also going into the eighth grade all right kid Kevin’s walking gingerly because his shoes have liquid on yeah and last year Kevin was in the fourth grade and he’s such a smart kid that he skipped four grades in one years that’s why it looks a little baby-faced but he is an eighth grader you must believe us now Kevin um you are sporting Baker sneakers which are sneakers would be Curzon very cool they’re super super cool and I’m told that they create a chemical reaction it has a periodic table on the left shoot look at that yeah what were you spilling that’s part of it alright okay alright so so what have you been learning in chemistry class nice are you yeah yeah grab my shoulder squeeze oh look at this hold on not easy I’ve done this before shaking man he’s nervous about being four years younger than everybody else in this great there is oh there it is there it is look at that a chemical reaction on your check that out ladies and gentlemen Kevin is going through puberty on his foot right now in front of all of us now what do you what did you learn from that Kevin well you learned it uh you could put science on a shoe you can put science on a shoe and we can put Kevin back in middle school now I did anything is possible I didn’t want to bring this up but I have heard through the grapevine that there’s a little tension between Edward and you because of the dodgeball to the face the other day I hit him real hard yeah but you guys are our friends right I mean you were friends before that I I mean you should air it out you mean just hug it out you want a hug well I’d like an apology first yeah yeah well he has to apologize yeah you hit me though yeah but he started it I didn’t start he started he said my shoes were down before you hug why don’t you find something to compliment about the other person mm-hmm I like your football what okay all right hug it out good enough look at those look at middle schoolers that wasn’t awkward at all I forgive you for I forgive you for getting hit in the face with my dodgeball haha alright we brought these kids together that’s great waddle on out of here this is good thank you emotional growth we did a good thing for those guys yes and next up we have Daniella alright Danielle is a smart one and she’s always getting smarter because she’s dedicated to her studies as you can tell by her top the SI t-shirt yeah not with how everyone responded when you say ha ha I get it the the shirt that lets you constantly prep for the upcoming SAT she has very large ambitions he wants to go to a reputable school and major and what is it 17th century French poetry is that it yes alright give it give us a little give us a little taste of that French poetry sure yeah there’s some pomme de terre oh boo coucher Wow what would you just say the train has left the station did you say train train has left the station uh my heart is a earth potato huh Wow Jamal a heavy coal bed you’ve got quite a future ahead of you thank you I saw that you were highlighting something earlier which is a great practice when you have the SAT shirt you should constantly be highlighted to give the sensation of learning I learned that in high school she’s learning it in middle school she’s kind of randomly highlighting now she just highlighted three wrong answers on that one question I mean look you know what whatever floats your boat is it comfortable it is I slept in it this morning good and just a little test for you here to see how perhaps you are for the SAT hmm this is sort of a logic analogy question fruit is to Apple as car is to uh banana yeah the answer was Subaru okay um Ezra Subaru things are not looking good for you they knew it okay oil slick is to banana okay as tree trunk is to ah see bird see bird yes yes she got it yes you’re good you’re gonna go far can’t feel good yeah that’s pretty great don’t go out in the rain I won’t good luck okay I mean I just a word of caution if you’re trying to get this over in algebra good luck do not combine the SI t-shirt with the algebra Thank You Daniela rethink that major next up we have chase he’s going in eighth grade oh yeah look at him here he comes chase is the water boy for the cheerleading team and they need a lot of hydration he is wearing the anatta tee that’s right it’s a t-shirt when you learn Anatomy Chase has so many responsibilities namely getting water for the cheerleaders and this can be a huge distraction from his studies and so he likes to learn about bodies in general by learning about his own potty he’s changed in front of the cheerleaders quite a bit though at this point I think he’s very fun he’s comfortable with his own Anatomy gotta get up early for this one and you know what it’s the learning exercise right here you can say help me out right so yep so you’ve got one nipple and another net another level and then here’s the here’s the belly button s Maximus okay now right there x marks the spot x marks the spot that your faces and a lot of time dude it’s a lot of times on male’s of this age there is a triangular shape chest hair that you can see sometimes sometimes you got to go up on the actual skin to get it’s kinda like a Superman symbol really which is one of the reason he’s so popular with the cheerleaders all right I’ll put a C on that and then under here you’ve got so you got these are lungs and then they connect to the heart in the liver the liver is on one side of the other I don’t know I’m gonna guess my livers right in the middle my right he really okay this is a kidney and here’s the stomach there’s the spleen right there there’s another kidney good little ticklish it and then that then down here you got this is the reproductive organs down in the pants right yeah but we haven’t come out with a pair of underwear made from tape yet inada underwear yeah yeah no we don’t know we don’t have a kitchen aim and then here the ribs lots of those as you can see you can get a little congested if you really want to learn a lot and what you’re getting there here now I won’t do that um but as you can see I mean I learned a lot this is scented too from your body right now chase thanks what what is it what’s happening with your left hand well numb talk me grab things oh okay so you’ve lost some circulation yeah you know chase don’t let anybody tell you that this is not gonna be your year because I think we can all tell that it’s going to be it’s very obvious good luck chase kinda makes me wish we were back in middle school thank you for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hello my name is Justin and I’m Jen and we’re from the Philippines and we’re strolling through the zoo and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you need even more options for what to wear back to school you should pick up a let the Tigers tiger t-shirt at retina comm slash store only available until the end of this month so good at what are thought mmm click through to good mythical more because we’re gonna open your MS al and answer your back-to-school advice questions but not before a shout out to mini pigs shout out to you mini pigs because just cuz you’re smaller doesn’t mean you’re okey and Wow right I wouldn’t wear anything there’s no other people around you own an island nation I’ll be out there with your husband and cooking ashore dinner naked