GMM 962: Weird Teeth Facts (GAME)

we got some truths about your tooth let’s talk about that good mythical morning there’s something different about you yeah I’m glad you notice I put some some face moisturizer on this morning it’s they say it makes me look younger what do you think it makes you look different yeah I gotta get me some of that yeah I’ll give you something got plenty to go around open your mouth look at those hard white things in there those are teeth you know the things that you use to open ketchup packets with but just because you have them doesn’t mean you know everything about them so today I’m gonna test and expand your knowledge and your knowledge Oh with the game mitts go what you know about those things in your mouth hole all right you get your face is more efficient I don’t think it’s a moisturizer it’s like it’s just like it’s more aerodynamic Rossano but it’s great yeah I love it keep them guessing yeah that’s right keep them guessing lots to guess about all right happy national Tooth Fairy day other way yeah welcome that’s what we’re celebrating here hug a tooth fairy if you happen to run over let me run into one hmm here’s what I’m gonna happen okay I’m gonna give you some questions oh yeah and then they’re gonna be multiple answers and you have to use the one that you want to choose that’s choice I’m gonna give you three lifelines you get to pull two teeth that means get rid of two answers you can ask a tooth fairy Oh or you can get a bobble hint from your bobble self that’s right your Bible self back there will give you a bobble head if you get at least four of these right you win a custom grill oh so do you I’m gonna mail one to every one of you that gets at least four those right day put some five print on the bottom let’s here we go not true according to visas annual Tooth Fairy survey for 2015 oh they have that really on average American children received blank for each tooth they give to the Tooth Fairy is it three dollars nineteen cents five dollars and six cents to dot nineteen cents or swift kick to the groin hmm you don’t need to be kicking the kids in the groin I if you ever have a chance oh look another tooth getting kicked in the groin by tooth fairy take it oh the take the fairies doing it the fairies doing that do that you can do that all day uh I’m just kind of used some intuition here I think that the average parent probably people make a decision am I gonna give my kids five dollars am I gonna give my kids one dollar and the average between those two is three so I’m gonna go with 319 a is my final answer you are correct but listen here is a fun fact the Tooth Fairy is actually not a fairy at all she is a quindi from the line of lavit are considered the fairest and wisest race of Arda and given sapience by the on your at the end of the third age because fashion for about $100 kids in thailand can purchase blank for their teeth in easy do-it-yourself kits $100 do-it-yourself kits is it dentures grilles braces or miniature toothed hats pretty pretty good idea right thank you smile row big sigh oh what are you what are they celebrating someone’s birthday hundred dollars do it yourself well girls doesn’t make any sense because that would be it’d be cheaper than $100 would it be have you seen grilles do it you’re selling me grills do-it-yourself braces seems like the kind of thing that would happen and then we’d be talking about it so I’m gonna go with see braces you think that makes sense yeah I don’t but it is correct hey here’s some pictures they are not functional but they come in a variety of fun themes including Hello Kitty and they’ve been linked to Death Valley of at least two teams they’ve been linked to today when they over brace themselves infections man yeah see your orthodontist infections I hate them don’t get braces from Hello Kitty herself Oh L feel scratchy still scratching the side of your mouth it’ll get affected okay I think it’s the beard I think your beard is shorter really you oh no I’m just joking well I don’t really notice George Washington had wooden teeth right wrong wrong myth he had sets of dentures made from ivory from blank that became stained giving them the appearance of wood were they from an elephant a walrus a hippo or that amazing racial solidarity duet from Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney huh you know even me and Louie sad sad I’m not gonna know but he not how it goes but you can oh you made piano two syllables piano yes best part of the song uh I’m gonna use a lifeline on this one I’m going to pool two teeths whoa all right i’ma pull evany and ivory and elephant okay all right so I’m choosing between walrus or a hippo hippo what’s in that George Dee dubsmash dnumber is just a dub it’s just a dub hippo hippo not hippo because hippos horns made from hair it’s like the cuticle situation so I’m gonna go with both walls cause it’s a tooth final answer final answer just clarifying question now that you’ve already given your finances what were you talking about hippos have horns oh I’m thinking rhino too late all right the right answer is hippo oh but it’s the horn horn horn horn hippo otherwise known as the Rhino Washington had several pairs of dentures some of which were made using other people’s teeth Oh other hippos you got to write don’t don’t fret in 2014 in Saudi Arabia doctors found a half-inch rogue tooth growing inside a 22-year old man’s blank well the de xira nose brain or but got a check everywhere those doctors like gotta be thorough for ticks got a check every checking for extra teeth is like checking for ticks or chiggers of course sugars usually congregate and area free rogue – row – well it’s in the brain toot on the brain tooth in the brain tooth in the brain tooth in the brain the brain turns out it’s not what you think it is it’s the nose OH check that out man look at that there it is right there pulling it out in a nostril now I felt boogers as hard as teeth in my nose before and they were extracted and it was fine same with him it was extracted and he’s fine Yeah right you’re hurting a little bit yeah yeah Mel – four four four four in the days of the samurai yeah members of the warrior class would dye their teeth Blanc is a show of loyalty to their masters when they die their teeth black red blue or a weird mix of brown and green which I’m calling Brown it’s gonna be big this year pantsuits gonna be burr ground really in the winter oh yeah so winter Shia put me on the list for paint for ground pantsuits yeah yeah you’d look great in one of those I want to ask the two frames more it smoother more Nick lovin more revealing a little bit more oh well here she comes welcome you know what wait we’re having a sighting just as pretty as I remember just as pretty as I remember when I was a child happy your national day to carry what you know about the samurais teeth many many things for ground us tooth fairies love we don’t like the ground but we love seeing rise and they’re black teeth the 7/7 a lot of confidence yeah you never you never steered me wrong though I mean not you Jake’s it’s early but the Tooth Fairy and in the tooth fairies never steered me wrong yeah every time you showed up we must had a moment bundles why would I always have money the next morning but then I’d look in the trash can makes my bed my tooth of being it’s a bad bad tooth where you got there that wasn’t me oh you’re one of many is its regional are you going with black or no yeah I’m going with black egg mmm that’s right good job tooth fairy Thank You Quintin tewindrow um the practice is known as Oh huh Goro geishas would also die there teeth like to create a stark contrast with their white face makeup check that out but it looks like me when I eat the edible ink I kind of like it scared the crap out of me when I saw myself I like it I like it better on her okay in the Appalachian regions of the United sides in there high levels of soda pop mm-hmm I II Cola consumption have led to a dental crisis so severe that they’ve given it a name blank mouth is it sugar mouth Mountain Dew mouth Cheerwine mouth or pretty mouth doesn’t he’s got a real pretty mouth Amy that’s the truth please don’t go there man got a real purty mouth baby okay well I I need to I gotta get for to win so I’m going to consult my bobble twin I’d like to consult my bubble twin all right you asking hey hey buddy hey man looking good over there is it your ears are they lowered did you get a haircut no it’s moisturize moisturize oh yeah how can I help you the question is you’re already question I’ve been here the whole time uh so I I would like a hint oh yeah I got one for you what kind of mouth are we talking about here oh why do I need that’s my what I was just checking I was just checking out the microphone I could tell that you did smell funny but the thing that I’m wondering is how are you getting it to move I don’t see your hand going over there your arm can’t reach over there see hey yeah okay so are you going with are you going with your bobble Whisperer what was the hint ask him again what was the hit shoe I’m gonna go with Mountain Dew for the win that is correct you win your very own set of grills and he go I’m gonna put those in well you can put them in yourself as you’re putting those in here’s a fun fact if you drink too much new grape your skin will turn purple actually I misread that if you get hit with a can of new grape your skin will turn purple because of a bruise I can’t let me see that bling red you earned a brother and you look great that’s what’s different about you teeth your teeth look awesome come on from there thank you this is not fitted for me who is whose teeth is that whose teeth marks don’t worry about it thanks for liking commenting and subscribing Kevin you know what time it is hey this is Anthony from Albany Georgia now it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality the let the Tigers tiger t-shirts are available only for a little bit longer than a week just the rest of August so you’ve got a bit of water available Breitling comm slash store 2016 I don’t know when you’re watching this autist 2016 click through to good mythical more we’re gonna shoot the breeze in here about Red’s experience at a freak show and a buddy system update world’s worst esthetician efficient that’s me just sit down and now just relax just relax now typically I would like give you an injection or something but I’m just well what is the procedure before we get started cuz I cuz then other doctors are gonna gonna cut you open from here to here and just rearrange everything all I’m gonna do is make it where you’re totally relaxed I’m not gonna I’m not gonna inject I’m just gonna I think you think you’re talking about an esthetician he’s no what’s an aesthetician that isn’t it what is an aesthetician you know the guy who puts you under that’s me anesthesiologist what’s this yes yeah what do they do on your face hey what the heck is that do something on my face I’m gonna put you under so I can do something on your face I don’t get it guys so it’s not in the neck it’s in the voice and then you could hand her a light bulb while she was hooked over this thing it would like really yep did you have a light bulb on you gave her all the light bulbs ahead that’s why I don’t have any now

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