Today… we’re gonna get dirty. – Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good! Mythical! Morning! – We have made an appearance… – …in the upcoming film “Dirty 30″… – Woo-wee! …starring our friends Hannah, Grace, and Mamrie. It was a lot of fun. I mean, we ended up spooning each other on a couch, but it was… – …it was still fun,. – That was you?! – (laughing) Yeah. – Whoa, man. I gotta rethink things now. – You were in the back. – (laughing) – How did you not know it was me? – I was not paying attention. I blacked… – …it all out, man. We always have fun… – Me too. …with these three ladies, so we thought we would bring them on the show and have some more fun as we play Getting Dirty in 30… Seconds. – Please welcome to the show Hannah Hart! – (canned applause and Link cheering) – Grace Helbig! And Mamrie Hart! – Woo! (clapping) – Come on in, ladies! – (Hahhah) Ahh, oh. – I see you guys all dressed the same. – (ladies) Yeah! Or slightly different. What are the chances? – This is our look, man. – Yeah. This is how we get… …dressed up to promote a movie that we made. – (everyone offscreen laughing) – Yes, exactly! – This looks like good, clean fun! – It’s actually gonna be kinda dirty. – Are you ready to get dirty? – Yeah! – In 30? – Okay, here’s how this is gonna work. We’re all in different positions right now, like a volleyball team. And we are going to rotate, so I’m just the host for the first round. Here’s what’s gonna happen. The host is going to ask a question to the two of you that are in this pool right here. It will be dirty- or 30-themed. I don’t know exactly what that means, but I’m gonna find out in a second, along with you, okay? – (Mamrie) All right. – When you think you have the answer… …you hit the buzzer. Then a 30-second clock starts. At that point, the person who hit the buzzer says an answer. If you get it right, the other person… – …gets some… dumped on their head. – (interjecting) DIRTY! Okay? But if they get it wrong, then the next person has a chance to get it. And it goes back and forth for 30 seconds until somebody gets it right. If somebody doesn’t get it right, you both get dumped. – (Mamrie) Oh! – Oh, good. Mamrie and I have never… – …been dumped at the same time. – I know! So [great]. – Are you ready for Round 1? – Yeah! – Are you ready for Round 1? – Not at all! – Let’s do it! – ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ I’ve got my bucket. Hannah, you’ve got your bucket? – I’ve got my bucket! – Oh my god! – It’s gonna be nice! – It’s so sloshy! – Link looks so excited. – Okay, here’s your question. – (Mamrie) Oh no! – (Grace) Okay. In the United States, you must be at least 30 years old to be a blank. – (buzzer) (buzzer) – President. – (incorrect buzzer sound with mouth) Ehh! – A… solid member of society. – (Rhett) No! – Uh… rent a plane. – (everyone laughing) – (Rhett) No! 17 seconds! – Uh, rent a car! – Um, to be, oh no, an army general! – 10 seconds! – Nurse! – Uh, to be a decent human. – (Rhett) No! – Uh, to be a DJ. – No! – To be in our upcoming film, Dirty 30? – No! – (incorrect buzzer) – Um, too old to beat this? Ugh. I’m sorry, ladies. The answer was senator. – (multiple gasps) – Senator! – And that means ya both get dumped. – Oh my god! (repeated) – (screaming) – (Hannah) Happy [dumping]! – (screaming) – (wet splattering) – (Link) Ah! That’s just mud. – Oh, gosh. Wow, that’s dirty. – Ah, it’s warm and cold at the same time! – (Rhett laughing) – Do it already! – Close your mouth! – No! Ahhh! – (wet splattering) – (Rhett laughing) Oh! Oh! – (Mamrie) Oh, it’s so [peat-y]! – A lot of face coverage on that one. – I missed your whole face, Grace. – Yeah. That space bun did its job. – The bun blocked it. – Congratulations! Okay! – (empty thumping) – Round 2! Let’s rotate! – ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ – Okay, it’s Round 2. – Yeah. – (Grace) Rhett versus Hannah. – Let’s play fair. – (Link) Got a mud bucket. Link has his bucket. Mamrie has her bucket. And we’re not gonna tell them what’s… – …in these buckets. – I thought it was dirt! – Different every round. – Different every round. Mamrie, you look like you just got back from the gameshow Survivor. – (everyone offscreen laughing) – You did not win. – I got… – Okay, Rhett and Hannah. – Are you ready? – (Rhett and Hannah) Yes! One in five Americans have suffered from and infestation of blank. – (buzzer) – (Grace) Hannah. – Lice? – Wrong! – Roaches. – Incorrect. – Bedbugs? – Correct! (bell dinging) – Ohhhh! – You got one! – You are so lucky! You are so lucky! – (Rhett) How did you… – How did you know that? – I grew up around a lot of dirt. – (everyone laughing) – Okay, that looks like Rhett’s about… – …to get dirty. – I gonna say “herpes” next, so… – Make sure you go right on that face. – Oh, wait. Sorry guys. – Should he do both buckets? – Oh! – Yeah, no! No! Just one! – That’s a good idea! – (laughing) – (Mamrie) Oh my gosh! – Okay. Whenever you guys are ready. – Ready, steady… – (everyone yelling) – (wet splattering) – Oh, it smells good. – (Mamrie) It smells great! – What is it? – It smells really good. – He’s just a little pancake. – It’s pancake syrup! – You got maple syrup? – Mmmm… It’s really nice. – Your hair… – Look at these beauty secrets. – I got it on my knee a little. – Your hair protected your whole face. – Yeah. You don’t need hair gel… – …any more for the rest of your life. – Should I touch it? (everyone babbling) Oh, good. Peace is restored to the earth. – (laughing) – What is that? Is that Mrs. Butterworth’s? – Oh, brand deal. – (Hannah) Aunt Jemima? Mrs. Butterworth’s: she tastes better when she’s on you. – (laughing) – You heard it here first. ♪ (tock music and a gong) ♪ – Round Number 3! – Yeah! – Contestants. – Yes. I’m fine. How are you doing? – I don’t wanna be dirty like you. – (everyone laughing) Well, you said that you hated yellow, so maybe it’s better to change the… – …color of your shirt. – Yeah, it’s not my color. – Good news, guys. – (Link) I’m gonna go with green. – I sniffed it, and I still have no idea. – (everyone laughing) Contestants, the dirty dancing in the move Dirty Dancing… – Awww! – …is a mix of grinding and blank. – (buzzer) – Waltz? – (incorrect buzzer sound with mouth) Ehh! – (Link) Uh… tango! – (Hannah) Ehh! – Foxtrot! – (Hannah) Ehh! – Um, slinking. – (laughing) Slinking?! – Hip hop! – Ehh! – More grinding! – (Hannah) Ehh! – Ballroom dancing! – Ehh! – Grinding and pushing! – Ehh! – Lifting! – Mmmm-stroking! – Ehh! – Hip hop! – (confused) Ehh?! – Um, ballroom? – (even more confused) Ehh?! – Sexy — sexy dancing. – (incorrect buzzer) – Ehhhhhh! – (Link and Grace) What is it?! – Salsa! – (laughing) You said tango! – I said tango! – Oh no! (laughing) – I thought you were gonna get it there. – Who guessed salsa? – Lifts the girl over the head? – Oh, I wish we had salsa to… – …dump on them. – I know! – Lost opportunity! – I thought that that’s what was… – …gonna happen. – (Rhett) Okay, Link, why don’t… – …you go first? – Why don’t I? – Yeah. – (Mamrie) Yeah, all right. – (Grace) That yellow… – Is it cold? – I don’t know! (laughing) – This is payback! – (Grace) Oh my god. Oh! – (everyone yelling) – (Link yelling) – That is horrible. – Oh my god, what is it?! – It’s slime! Yeah, it’s like Nickelodeon slime, I think. – (laughing) – What?! – Okay. Grace, are you ready? – Okay. I’m ready. – Is it edible? (spits) Nope. – (Grace screams) – (Rhett) Right on the bun! – (Grace screaming) – (Mamrie) Oh my, there it goes! – (Grace laughing) – (Link) Look up, girl! Look at the sky! – (Mamrie) Uncover that face! – (Link) Look at the sky! – (Hannah) Look to the sky. – Can you breathe? – (Rhett) It’s like a broken frozen… – …yogurt machine. – I feel like I’m in my own… – …personal carwash. – (Rhett laughing) – Somehow your bangs protected you! – Look at her face! – (everyone laughing) – (Link) You look like a knight! – (Rhett) She looks like a knight! – You look like a freakin’ knight! – (everyone laughing) – What?! – (Rhett) Look at Link! – Do I look like a knight? – You look like The Mask. – You look like a really unsuccessful… – …member of Blue Man Group. – Blue Man Group! – What do they do? – Grace, what forcefield does… – …your face have? Seriously! – (rhythmically tapping) – I don’t know. It’s the foundation I use! – (laughing) ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ All right, Hannah. This is your last chance of getting dirty. – Yep! – (Grace) Join us, Hannah! – “Join us!”… – (everyone laughing) – …said the weird alien babe! (Rhett) “Join us, Hannah!” – (everyone laughing) – Don’t ever look at me like… – …that again! – 2016 look. – Okay. Here we go. – Okay. – You’re gettin’ dirty. – (scared) Uh! – Ready? – (Mamrie and Hannah) Yes. Traditionally, on the 30th wedding anniversary, you give a gift… – …of blanks! – (buzzer) – Wood! – Bronze! – Diamond. – Silver? – Paper. – Coal? – Steel! – 30 years, blanks. – Gold! – Uh, ruby! – Emerald! – Amethyst! – Uh, uh, sa–! – Sapphire! No, ah! Ee, ah, ee, ah! Ooh, opal! – Blanks. – (Mamrie and Hannah) Blanks? – [How many] blanks! Guns! – (everyone laughing) – [Song!] – (incorrect buzzer) – (everyone yelling) – Oh, and the right answer is pearls! – (Mamrie and Hannah) Ohhh! – You coulda got it, but you didn’t! – Pearls! – All right. Are you ready? I should have just named the Crystal Gems! – We should dump Hannah first. – Okay, lemme see how this works. – She’s got some catching up to do. – Hannah, close your eyes… – …because this is powder. – (Hannah) Okay. – Okay, welcome to our fun club. – And don’t breathe. Like we thought you couldn’t look whiter. – (everyone laughing) – Hold on, I just wanna… – Thanks, guys? – …little bit of… – Little bit of mud. – (everyone laughing) – (Grace) Just to make it stick! – (everyone yelling) – You look chic. – (everyone laughing) – (Grace) You look like Elsa from Frozen. – You look like Helen Mirren! – ♪ (Let it go! Let it go!) ♪ – (Rhett) It has a nice [look]. (Grace) And you need a dry shampoo anyway. – It blended right in. – It still doesn’t feel fair. You just gotta shake off like a dog and you’ll be fine. – Here you go, Mamrie! – (scared) Mmmm! – (Grace) Watch your eyeballs. – Mmmm! Ooh, it feels nice! – (laughing) – I liked it. I liked it. Oh my god. It’s like the first snow of the winter! – (everyone laughing) – “The first snow of the winter!” (Link) Dumping on just you. Wow! – Mamrie, you look delicious! – Thank you. I liked it. I thought it was really kinda pleasant. – Have we stumbled upon a therapy? – (Hannah) Should you try? – Whaaa! (spitting) – I love it! – (Hannah) I’ve been shot! – You’re embracing it now. Well, really because I’ve always wanted to be a human biscuit. – Good round, Mamrie. – Thanks. – (slap) – (everyone) Oh! ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ – I wanna know what’s in these buckets. – (Mamrie) Okay. Uh, your’e gonna smell what’s in these buckets… – (Rhett disgusted) Oh! – …right about now. It’s getting to you. – Oh, gosh! – I smell maple syrup and… – I smell… dookie. – (laughing) – Do you like fertilizer? – I hope you like warm things. – Is it dookie? – Is it fertilizer? – Shh! – Where’d y’all harvest that dookie from? – It’s not the crew’s cookie, is it? – Guys, let’s not stall on the dookie… – …any longer, okay? – Oh, gosh. Round 5. On average, 67 different types of bacteria live in a… – …person’s blank. – (buzzer) Ha! – Mouth. – Nope. – Uh, ears. – Nope. – Nose. – Nope. – Anus. – Nope. – Hair. – Nope. – Uh, armpits. – Nope. – Eyes. – Nope. – Back of… the back of your knees! – Nope. – Toenails. – Nope. – Oh… shoot! Beard! – Nope. – Eyebrows! – Nope. – T-toes! – Nope. – Crevices. – Nope. – (Grace squeals) – Uh… d-d-d… um… – Five seconds! – Uh, underwear! – Stomachs! – Uh, nope! – Uh… liver! – (incorrect buzzer) – Large intestine! – It was bellybutton. – Oh! – Bellybutton! Dang it! I said crevice! The bellybutton’s a crevice! – It’s not a crevice. It’s round! – (Mamrie) I don’t think so. The bellybutton can be a crevice on some people! – You go first. – Oh my word. Oh my god. Here we go, Rhett. I didn’t do this. They made me do this. – (Grace disgusted) Ugh! Ugh! – On the face! Go for the face! – (Link) Get the face! Get the face! – I’m trying! – Oh, it’s so warm! – (Link) What animal is it?! – Oh, it’s definitely an animal. – What animal is it? – (Hannah) I don’t know. Ask them. – Cow?! – (spitting) No! (coughing) – (Hannah) Ready? (Hannah) Are you ready? Uh oh. Sorry. Well. – Oh! – Moooooo! – (everyone laughing) – Ahhh! – (gagging) Oh no! – It’s kinda like potting soil. – This is not good for any of us! – It’s in my brain! – You look like Franekstein now! – Ughhh! – (everyone laughing) – Me.. me have potting soil! Make sure you can see how dumb you look. – (laughing) – There were no points… – …but we’re all losers. – There’s definitely weren’t… – …any points to this. – We’re the biggest losers. – Ugh. – I need a water source. Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You guys say, “You know what time it is.” (ladies in unison) You know what time it is! – I’m Sebastian. – And I’m Jenny. – And this is Baby [Una]. – And we’re from Myrtle Creek, Oregon. (both) And it’s time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. Check out Dirty 30 in select theaters and on Digital HD this Friday! – (ladies cheering) – And click through to… …Good Mythical More, because we’re gonna hang out with these ladies, because who needs to get clean when you can just hang out… – …and talk to us? – Yeah! – Good point, guys. – “Rhett thinks Link’s hair… – …is food!” (laughing) Yeah! – No, I don’t! – Oh, yeah, you do! – (everyone laughing) – No, I don’t! – Are ya hungry? – I’m not hungry! – Smell it. What’s it smell like? It actually smells pretty good. What’d you do to it? – Baaa! No it doesn’t! – What have you been putting in it? – Ooh! No, no, no! – Dookie and green stuff? – Cow poop! – (laughing) – Cow poo-poo! – Shampoop! 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