today we reveal the worst band names ever let’s talk about [Music] good mythical morning if you are in a band or have ever been in a band and I’m talking like Garage Band I’m not talking about marching band because it’s doesn’t apply to that that the most important thing that you got to do is not write a hit song it’s not be good right it’s have a good name for your band because you know what one day you’re gonna be on the Billboard charts and you don’t want to be embarrassed or you’re gonna have to make a flier that you’re gonna give to your mom so at least someone shows up and you don’t want her to question it that’s why we were there wax paper dogs pigs that what is e cuz it mattered it was the nineties but these bands made a mistake with the band names they came up with it’s time to play is that really bad band name really real really really real okay Rhett so if you get five out of eight of these correct oh and by correct I mean that’s you tell me that it’s true when it’s a real band name and you tell me that I made it up when it when I made it up okay then you win a serenade oh by talent from by a talented musician who’s gonna impromptu create a song about how great you are you got a mariachi band it’s me oh okay if you little disappointing but I’ve got to do that for me my motivation is not quite as high but you know I think I think I’m gonna be good at this in 1994 this LA based punk band was banned in Massachusetts because a mother got upset that her daughter was listening to him they are but trumpet mm-hmm the old fart real or fake but trumpet sometimes you do get one of those it has a little assist sustenance to the note start looking around for a real trumpet yeah it’s just a dude bending over like u-boat is pulling into the harbor yeah baby that was just me don’t forget why you married me but trumpet is that from my brain or from someone else’s but trumpet is a great but first of all this is a great band name but I almost feel like it’s not the kind of thing that a mom would get upset about because it wasn’t like cat killer or something like that was just like but trumpet but you know what stay was it Massachusetts they don’t know they they don’t care about but trumpets up there and this was like Mississippi to be like I’m gettin trumpet but I’m gonna say that this is not a real band name this is fake it’s real check it out their greatest hits include the butt cheeks squeak beam bombers and voice of the toothless one Wow look at that Greatest Hits covered that is it whew if you actually did that with the trumpet I think I could I got a trumpet back here we can test it out okay later rhettandlink six this tell the hot baby mama and the dirty diapers are an all-female alt-country band with singles including hitched in the Hardys ditched in a Sears and he’s buried with his tractor hot baby mama in the dirty diapers again excellent band name thank you oh I picked it I didn’t make it up a big WOW gosh I mean I see I want to say that this one’s real I want to say that this one’s real I went my instinct last time I was wrong so I’m gonna say that it’s fake this is made up it is fake yeah but if it were a real band they’d have other hit songs including part-time wife if I were a man I’d marry woman like me and tater faced boy tater face boy tater face boy he’s a tater face boy but another what do you face boy but what’s what’s the tater part the face oh all right got it okay yeah tater face tater faced boy you’ve never seen one of those no but I’d like to this guitar shredding seattle-based experimental duo or describe his son-in like fresh garbage they are slicing grandpa slicing ramming grandpa Seattle slicing grandpa kind of sad well kind of demented know sometimes grandpa attacks a lot of families if my grandpa attacked me and I had a knife I’m sorry grandpa I mean he’s dead they’re all dead at this point but I would have liked him I actually pictured a dead grandpa that was being sliced all the way through like a dam at Jersey Mike’s okay well you pictured it yeah pictured it when you learned about it or when I’m a real bad real it is really no I didn’t cuz I pictured it when I made I thought I made it okay their first single was called the best thing since sliced grandpa that’s great well I did make that up Oh see you don’t know this Los Angeles punk rock band created scary songs titled burn witch burn and cemetery girl but the scariest part was their own name penis flytrap really they those things don’t seem to line up you know it’s like your cemetery girl and burn witch burn penis flytrap yeah I wouldn’t say penis flytrap I’d say Venus flytrap I mean think like a nerd core band to me if it can’t rap if it catches your penis I don’t think you’ve said like that I think you’d be pretty scared oh that’s that’s what the situation is I think it’s a penis being caught in one it’s not a it’s not a plant it is a plant that catches Pinay I don’t know it’s not my band it’s not your band unless I made it up and it could be but it’s a really bad real really yeah really really yeah real really real you think someone would name their band penis flytrap those guys penis flytrap would do it these guys did yes they did and look how what a friendly group they are sharing in like dinner are they eating I think that’s a woman they’re eating their young yeah she’s a woman you shouldn’t eat people even if your penis flytrap I do not want to have anything to do with penis flytrap the band or the plant well if they want to come on the show I’ll see why this shit this indie rock band from beautiful Chico California but I’ve been there was formed in 1985 oh yeah as quote an excuse to drink beer a goal they likely achieved judging by their name vomit launch vomit launch vomit launch vomit launch uh Wow okay yeah three right you’re on a roll here but I gotta get five total yeah um vomit launch it sounds the stories seem incongruous incongruous incongruously but in vomit in 85 yeah it’s like let’s get together drink beer that you wouldn’t call it vomit launch mmm I think you made it up I did not hmm here they are and check it out their their album cover shocking early works Volume one has a an ice-skating kick the harmony that happens with the spins right when you get this bends yeah it happens favorite part of the Olympics this is a very classic band photo here let’s stay in front of this arrow that’s pointing up but none of us should make eye contact with the camera this ska pop duo formed in 1999 open for bands like Toad the Wet Sprocket oh whoa and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones oh yeah oh it was such a great time in mutant that really ding-a-ling a ding ding dong ding a ling a ding ding dong ding like a ding ding dong there’s two dings double ding well there’s three dings ding a ling a ding ding there’s one laying in one dong ding a ling a ding ding dong my pronunciation at bears is that a verb is that a sentence it’s a band I’ve got to go ding-a-ling a ding ding dong or is it just something you say can you use ding-a-ling a ding ding dong in a sentence ding a ling a ding ding dong open for Toad the Wet Sprocket 1989 uh real real gotta be a real band I mean this I mean I you know it sounds like it just sounds like something that if it’s not true it should be so I’m gonna make it true right now by saying it’s a real bad I wish you had that power dad is a fake band name but in the duo consisting of Johnny ding and Jimmy dong and yes they were sponsored by hostess cakes ah because of the ding dong this British rock band formed in 1984 in the next year they were topping the UK indie charts they are half man half biscuit British have written half biscuits this be a cookie different thing I was a lot different uh-huh biscuits a cookie and a cookies a biscuit but a man is a man and the the subway is the what do they call that the tube and over here that’s like the Bobby you have to get those time so you don’t get pregnant anymore it’s just weird how UK and the America don’t match up sometimes if you tie the tubes in London everything the whole city shuts down you tied the tubes in America just one woman doesn’t have any more babies I’m stalling but I’m gonna say that is a real bird half man half is good you sure yeah it is yeah but I gotta say they miss an opportunity to depict a half man half biscuit yeah it all comes down to this final question read pressure who serenades who in 2014 this Chicago dubstep band had a very minor dance hit with smell me but don’t tell me it’s pin the tail on the hunky why are you looking at me pin the tail on a hunky pin the tail on the honky mythical beasts are giving you vibes of the right answer pin the tail on don’t listen to him wow man I respect this name so much but a honky is a hot donkey are you saying that to me right now yeah you mean that no it’s a white person I think this is a bank man fake for the win sure yeah you’re right yes and you knew that because your yard children play that game all the time pin the tail on the honking people it’s painful for daddy congratulations right you win a serenade for me where I have to painfully compliment you in music form I’m looking forward to it and I’m gonna break out my recorder table make it interesting thank you for liking commenting subscribing and if you’re a band sending your demo to Rhett’s house not here you know what Japanese hi and this is my unicorn and we’re from Neverland and it’s time to spill the wheel of mythicality if you’re out on the road touring with your band your lips and beard tend to get dry don’t worry we’ve got you covered with my beard oil ink perfectly pepper what is it called to kill you Lee perfect peanut butter peppermint lip balm yes it’s very easy to remember Brittany calm / store you’ll like it I promise I dare you to try it click through to good mythical more I’m gonna serenade this guy and teach you how to name your own band dental hygiene the musical I’m so glad you came in today Here I am opening my mouth for the dinners maybe get my to use trust exercise I found a fountain pen yeah is just an ink pen yeah yeah I’m gonna draw long a tooth don’t worry cuz it’s okay it’s the thing to do I’m not painfully you know had to because I’m a student his name is red and he’s pretty cool sorry that didn’t rhyme but anyway but in any way in there