
what truly is the best superpower ever I’m calling from what it was dope Russia let’s talk about that good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by the remnant community which is a vibrant place for you to connect with other mythical beasts create things and converse visit the new rhettandlink.com/store their origami being disassembled what our website is that’s a sad word picture ok we ask you guys in the comments last week to tell us what do you think is the best superpower ever many compelling arguments in the comments oh and not many if you a few people well I have called some compelling comments and I’m going to read them and I’m gonna tell you guys who you thought what you thought was the best superpower but then we’re always going to talk about what we think of the best superpowers is that a deal that’s not your arrangement and just a quick observation this week like last week and I think the last week the mythical beasts have quite a consensus they’re starting to form this almost unnatural consensus when we ask they’re becoming one super brain a collective brain which is scary maybe we should apply this to more than just entertainment purposes maybe we should actually try to do something with this collective your brain you sound like a super villain type of this is getting scary at this thing how come you just assume I’m gonna do something bed well I know you will sir ok let’s see what you got to say girlie ok so you have what you’re getting at is that there was a clear winner in the comments and that clear winner you can probably guess it was flying bike you know how does Superman fly just by putting his arms out I thought well there any superheroes that fly about flapping their arms I think he could fly like a bullet he could fly with one but it just he just kind of settled he’s like I think he can fly just by moving like this Hawkman fly by going like this yeah Hawkman has that special metal that gives it the wings yeah he flies he flaps that’s why better than Superman of course sooo power wasn’t limited to suit to existing superheroes it could be anything that you wanted to invent great EXO said flying totally flying and then I’d race a plane because I could yep I don’t think that you should get too close to the plane though you can just suck up to the edges yes Green Day rock girl 97 flying you don’t need them visibility if you can hide behind clouds gosh the more I think about it the more awesome it sounds I wouldn’t have to walk ever again she’s thought this through it’s all she’s thinking it through while she’s commenting it’s tough to hang with friends and only fly though yeah yeah and if they’re walking you need to walk and if you hover it just seems you some snooty weird Austin Ronald says the flying guy always wins unless he’s evil because good always prevails mmm no true other people mentioned other powers Dora drummer said shape-shifting hands down you can be whatever you want that’s true of humanity in general you you I just want to pause for a second and say you know what you don’t have to be a shape-shifter to be whatever you want is this like a dream to come true types you your dreams can come true you can realize your true potential especially if you are shape-shift people always tell the kids that they could just dream it and then it becomes reality I think we should just be honest with you kids that usually isn’t true but that is a good superpower but it’s kind of you know you’re at the mercy of your dreams you know you dream of being a doctor but you’re probably gonna be like the guy who replaces the snacks and the snack machines I mean let’s just be honest such a downer thoroughly you have a superpower of just bringing the conversation to Sam discouragement my superpower is courage thoroughly sketchies as reality-warping the ability to change not yourself but whatever you want to about any aspect of reality simply by willing it into existence or non-existence I I just think that that’s almost like saying that God is a superpower you know what I mean I think it to a certain extent superpowers have to make some contextual sense and reality-warping I just kind of feel like you’ve crossed this possibility barrier flying now that’s definitely possible people flying Hawkman has done it what about this one back in back into the world of reality ziao one spaghetti shooting fingers great at parties think about the noise that would make and and if you work at a buffet it’s really great does meat sauce come out of one hand and noodles come out of the other hand I don’t think that this commenter actually has the power I think they’re just making a suggestion if I had the power meat sauce out of this hand noodles out of this hand and I was shooting like four feet in front of me and they would combine into magical spaghetti like four feet in front of me mortgage rates begin now would you do bail I wouldn’t make it I wouldn’t be a superhero I’ll just open a restaurant what’ll it be what would you call it you got it pingas I just call it it spaghetti fingers place spaghetti fingers look any fingers forget any fingers isn’t that what it’s called when you drop things cold butter heads butter fingers I’ll open it oh I live in a restaurant next door called butter good enough we’ll serve bread and you’ll be butter hands hey that’s a good just get the bread and butter hands are coming around for any fingers this lot of fingers makes this big enters something right that this is our dynamic duo somebody draw a picture upload to the community spaghetti fingers and butter hands we’re opening a restaurant for only I am excited about this only see it is not actually gonna happen really okay no I hate to burst your bubble but you’re the one who’s been discouraging everybody a few a few more before we get their own captain beef says the best superpower ever is to always have exact change he’s being kind of cashless society that is not important anymore meat Conine for maybe maybe in 1905 that would’ve been a good superpower knowing exactly what to do and say in every single moment which I guess I call the power of smoothness hmm it’s like that mello Yello campaign where you could do it one way then you could do it smoothly I didn’t see that yeah the godsend says telekinesis this is one of the number two and over three slot is the clear choice the ability to repel anything fly because you can telekinesis yourself cut through anything crush anything and turn off the lights when you’re already in your bed that’s the most useful at part of that power we could just have the clapper yeah you could mcfist finally says the ability to stop time is the best it lets you call a time out literally any point in your life take as much time as you need I don’t know what I mean let you call a timeout oh I get it call a timeout timeout yeah I just read that mother or you touch your nose or this what did the girl on that 80’s show do I don’t know what she did touched it lets you call a timeout literally important your life take as much time as you need to solve any problem but you don’t take too much time because then you’ll start aging and people will will start to notice because they says Medusa says no one knows unless you’re very stupid about when you restart time and the thing about this the greatest superhero of all time have disability who could stop time that’s a good question Zac from Saved by the Bell been looking all over at you timeout yeah this is horrible there’s meant to get a car I don’t find a way out of this my wife at Bayside is over Tynan okay so what do you think Lee um what is your best superpower well you know I was gonna go in a different direction and maybe go more practical so at first I was thinking that my superpower of choice would be being able to open that jar that nobody else can open you know sometimes I go home and Chris sees like I cannot open this and the kids are around and sometimes the kids and say oh yeah I can open it I can open and I’m not talking about super strength talking about her who can open that one jar nobody can open because if you’ve ever done it which you’re not that strong so maybe you haven’t experienced it it feels so good I just it’s not a superpower it’s called being dad just I mean ideally sure that regularly okay so I kind of knew that so then I kind of moved on and said well I realize that a lot of people were just saying things that were fun so I think I’m gonna pick one for the greater good like being able to heal people but that’s kind of a little – that’s not really superpowers a healer no not he I’m going with emit purified water because you know there’s lots of people who need water I’m going for the high road here and but I would have to either vomit pure water or peep your water so I’d have to hide when I created the water and then give it to people who need it you just shoot it out of your fingers like butter hands does I just don’t think that’s that’s feasible but it’s much more appetizing I know I would have to hide to do it okay you went the higher you went the high ground I’m taking a surprise surprise the low ground and I actually have three I have one that I think would make you the would be of great benefit if you were an evil superhero or you just wanted to perpetrate evil on the earth so the worst superpower ever is what mind-control the ability to get anyone to think whatever you want them to think and to do whatever you want them to do if you had mind-control you could just send the world on a tailspin you could do whatever you wanted to inflict great evil upon the world I don’t want to necessarily do that necessarily I don’t want to do that it’s in my second greatest superpower ever just has to do selfishly with our career like what could make us the most successful that we could possibly think that’s spaghetti from the fingers and I was going to say shape-shifting a second ago because whenever we would need to play a certain role if we need to look like two really good-looking women to make a video go viral we could just turn ourselves into two really good-looking girls and it’d be like this is a rat length video yep yeah we shape-shifted you’ve heard of here people Rhett wants to be a good-looking girl just for a video not like a sort of couch or his career and the final one uh just out of personal fun inconvenience mm-hmm I think this beats flying any day teleportation big I’ve discussed this before it’s some other video in the past being able to show up anywhere in an instant and I think that iterative iterative or interpolated tell a teleportation essentially could be flight in other words I could just teleport myself to a point in the sky and then kind of glide like a flying squirrel and then tell a point teleport and if i teleported very very quickly from one point to the next I am essentially recreating the sensation of flight just cool it’s kind of like stop me I can stop my ocean flying it’s how it looks cooler – here comes the guy who’s always in stop motion flight well then I could just go to China if I wanted to if you fat the fly you have to fly to China you get bird crap in your face you have to go through the weather you have to wear a heavy coat I guess our trap you go to China I want to go to China if I want authentic Chinese food that’s why I would go but you couldn’t take anybody with you know if I’m touching you if I’m in contact with you you can go with me that’s a different power you can’t have – alright next week we’re gonna discuss what you leave a comment now about and that is what is the best toy ever the best toy ever it might be a toilet if you’re an older person like me it’s a toy you held on to because it’s awesome or maybe your person play with toys now because you’re a younger person like I used to be best toy yeah okay we’re gonna end the episode by forgetting that we’re still recording well that was good ah this show why we’re not recording anymore you know we you know we really got to find something else to do I mean like right now what you wanted you wanna go get a massage uh yeah I saw this sign when I was driving on the street and it was on the back of a truck but it said $50 massage oh no I said full body scrub I saw it too that was the other side of the sign you can get a full body scrub and I could get a massage but I don’t want to be in the same room as you know that in the other side of the sign said table shower I’m not kidding about this you remember you were there what you’re just talking to me no one else is listening what is a table shower and do we really want to get one I don’t want a table shower full body scrub I’ve stood up and got in a shower before but knowing what else is present table shower uh
