GMM 991: Will It Burrito? Taste Test

today we ask the age-old question will it burrito let’s talk about that good mythical morning all right the very first Willet that we ever did was will it taco mm-hmm and now we’ve come full circle because something that we’ve been just yearning to fill with ingredients to see if it will is the burrito that’s right today we’re gonna test the limits of that little donkey and see what happens it’s time to find out well all right up first we have the peach cobbler ito it is very simple just what it sounds like it is peach cobbler inside of a burrito mm-hmm you gonna give me half a ton for you to take your hat oh-ho-ho take that half look at that that looks like yeah we’re strong we’re dessert I’ve done something good I feel like there is absolutely no way that this cannot be good so I say let’s eat it faint oh baby don’t call me baby it embarrasses me I called this name baby Oh I called the world baby hmm when something makes you call the world baby you know you struck gold this little donkey can Nestle in my mouth at any time you want to explain the little donkey thing I mean people may not know about the entomology yeah a burrito is a little donkey in Spanish that’s all I know there was a guy who delivered foods the burrito man yeah the burrito man back in the day on a donkey on a little donkey yeah so they called him burritos he kept us food warm in tortillas it’s excellent it could only be made better with a little whipped cream or maybe some ice cream on top but I think you could surprise the family tonight with a special new dessert if you’ve got peach cobbler and some tortillas laying around you can make yourself a peach cobbler Rita and surprise them with another thing with the that stuff inside oh it’s in there no but it should be Oh Willie burrito yeah and now we have the fogger ito all types of mushrooms every type of mushroom that mythical crew get the hands-on porcini mushrooms black trumpet lobster wood ear chanterelle E chanterelle portobello heard of that cream criminy white mushrooms oyster mushrooms shiitake Inoki some mushrooms were sauteed in white truffle oil not oh let me tell you I’m a huge fan of mushrooms it is one of my favorite things to eat but this seems so overwhelming just just get a whiff of it I like a raw mushroom but I don’t love cooked mushrooms as much it’s very powerful it is look at that cross-section Wow looks like I feel like you got to get your whole mouth around the entire thing that’s what I’m gonna do so I’m gonna wrap this lip around this up he’s not all going in there your mouth is small I take it back oh goodness man all right I’ll do the same oh you’ve got to be good mushroom juices is funky to me we’re starting early today ladies and gentlemen the consistency of a rubbery floppy fungus is not my idea of a good morning something went wrong you know what it turns out the answer to the question can you have too many mushrooms yes right here are too many mushrooms sorry it happened will it burrito all right okay oh my goodness this is this is big this is very big well when it’s huge this is the Taco Bell Laredo I need some of that in my life this is an entire Taco Bell cravings deal box inside of a burrito give me half let me look at the cross-section we got a cheesy gordita pouch we got a choking on one of those are they their arms there do what my mama said Arthur oh it came up yeah my mama knows everything man beef burrito supreme crunchy taco chips and cheese and a fountain drink for dipping if you so desire Baja blast I’ll blast it with some Baja really look at that man I can’t get my whole mouth or oh man man this is a diary toe that’s all and well maybe read the whole thing secret oh and ain’t no I’m not your friend anymore oh okay oh yes yes sir yes ma’am yes to everyone you knew that this was gonna be great Taco Bell should be calling us up right now Sam we’ll put it on the menu give you guys a royalty call it to wreck it all in cuz that’s how they make it everything in Taco Bell is just four ingredients anyway yeah they reconfigure stuff in all types of ways and it call it different stuff it’s so good I I want to continue to eat it I’m not going to because I care about my bowels and I really like to keep the quality of my bm’s as my mom calls them your mom yeah my mom says did you do it BM that’s what you call me today should say later today have you done your BM today I’m like not yet mama I’ll call you when I do I’ll text you when I’m on there on the throne will that burrito yeah all right now try to get a little creative with the word burrito for this one we’re calling it the burrito this is the coldest burrito on the planet people not only does it have mint leaves and peppermint extract but it also has frozen grapes lime popsicles are cold a fudgesicle and acai sorbet I don’t like to bite cold things with my you’re about to my teeth say they do that it’s chilly smells like a spa oh that’s kind of a nice refreshing smell to it yeah it may be to rub on the outside of my body I don’t know if I want to rub it on the inside of my body well you not to rub it you just have to chew it well that’s what happens when you eat stuffing cheese is a form of rubbing okay I’m gonna wrap my mouth around this one as well it should be pretty easy it’s so cold oh you have enough time today oh my gosh Oh dissen oh man it’s like eating a frozen vicks vapor rub you’re not looking forward to the later rounds today are you oh no you know it usually gets worse as we go that just didn’t feel healthy that just felt mal healthy it feels like the kind of thing that you should be required to just chew and then spit out like you’re not supposed to swallow it like don’t swallow it don’t swallow it Boosh but you’re supposed to swallow a chewy gummy zoo’s moose it’s a chooser Jews mousse it’s a cheese mousse don’t swallow it we just invented some but choose bouche comes before the mousse bouche and you chew it it’s a chewing gum bouche yeah I didn’t gag but will a burrito no take that cuz I act on it yeah got a new one all right look at this is the season link for the fall or Ito an autumn themed burrito complete with pumpkin and pumpkin seeds corn cinnamon actual fallen leaves and we’re doing this one wet burrito style we got a pumpkin spice latte from your favorite coffee shop I don’t have a favorite coffee shop and we’re just gonna get it cooked so that’s just like the red sauce a little bit on at the restaurant a little pumpkin male so if you want to just mosey your plate on up over here oh yeah Chase has been I’m just gonna kind of just kind of rake it onto your plate here’s a fork this is actually a nice you you have a fork I’m just I’m confused alright you don’t have to eat the actual leaf but they leave Zarn it smells good I gotta say this is the kind of thing I’m anticipating that the leaves are gonna make it difficult but it’s also leaves it probably would sell but if you’re at a fault get down party type thing were you like we’re your best Browns and oranges and come to my house to celebrate with your mom is that what you do you can see able to wear their Browns and oranges well your mom does you’ve never been invited if I was eating this there hey I’d be very intrigued and then after eating a little bit they said now there’s actual leaves in there I’d be like oh yeah well if it was pureed enough I don’t think it’s pureed I think they’re just in there I’m not you know what I’m gonna actually pick it up cuz I I still want to believe that I can look I can’t it’s a wet as you can see there’s a very defined leaf right there I’m definitely gonna eat leaf just so you know yeah mm-hmm there’s nothing good about this it’s like I went out to a fall themed display at Belk and just started eating it like a table top decoration at a department store Oh was that a hiccup or did you stab I least at the back of my stuff like this you better to ma’am I don’t think is that bad compared to the burrito or that other stuff event yakking on what is wrong with you man the cinnamon really helps but it’s a whole pumpkin seeds are in there those are good you got a backwards mouth ma’am that leaf is negligible to me I haven’t been stabbed you really girly mm-hmm my body doesn’t want this I want to make an argument but I don’t think I’m gonna win so we’ll the follow Rito burrito [Music] even without the leaf take that that’s not gonna thing away it’s not gonna burrito and bring this yeah oh no you kidding are we already at the awful repo yeah we are oh this is uh this is awful in two senses Oh aw ful and offa l awful is the stuff that they that they scrape away from the animal that you typically don’t eat some people eat this stuff but they don’t roll it all up in one burrito like we’ve done right now why’d you have to put all the crap on the outside like this get rid of that it stinks so bad all right this has the off of all different types of animals let me list the duck gizzards cow heart cow stomach chicken heart chicken liver pig stomach pig Towns what is that you try to write tongue big towns welcome to pig town and is there a pig anus down there too no link there’s a pig uterus in there and it’s all been cut up cooked it looks like the funghi toe you guys man this is so horrible get your plate man you’re not showing signs that you’re gonna make it when you just turn your head towards the burrito and it makes you gag it’s gonna get worse when you begin to try to consume said burrito just so you know you’ve said oppressing it to wrap your home mouth around it I should have done and done think of it like something else what could it else could it be all foods are just like atoms all food has been Dookie and all Dookie has been food and all of us have been from our from the stars it’s star food we’re eating the song it’s all stars we’re eating the star everything is stars everything is stars and that makes everything okay you can eat anything because it’s all stars you’re an all-star that actually helps me it actually helps me this is just stars man we’re gonna eat some snobby stars raising its arse oh so rubbery we shouldn’t be eating these stars they should be in the sky the only way they can get into the skies as they go through us I think you’re getting the confused with the watercycle if we don’t eat this this will never be stars this ain’t stars man exactly pig uterus go ahead man go without me take it to the moon I got such a large bike oh man Taco Bell came up with that thought man do it man do it get it down look up to the stars get him the bomb blast yes just get a rhythm get rhythm when you eat some guts you get a rhythm you know you love it so much get rhythm yeah come on come on just swallow a big packet of off come on come on swallowed you heard of that band vomit launch I heard they’re coming into town in a few minutes yeah world tour 2016 mmm raise your arms will it burrito no and we did it so you don’t have to thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is and we’re from Laramie Wyoming and we’re about to play have you picked up the willit vol 2 poster yet look it’s the cockatrice you see that yeah at the beak the eye the thing on the top of the bread link calm slash store or support internet tainment grab some merch and click through to good mythical more we’re gonna get the crew to eat some of these burritos cuz we made more we’re selling deflated balloons hey hey well I know you’re answering the ad for balloons but uh surprise little problem you should have come earlier but you know what you’re in luck well you can your travel side well they can do it themselves I mean yeah you do it you had this conversation ahead of time and you were like well we need to blow him up but I was like but people might not want them blow it up so I feel like we reduced to it we’re actually doing the right thing now fifty dollars a puff oh they want they’re not pop today well you can’t light it we should probably next time before we start selling something we should have a little sidebar your first time you got it you gotta try the theme that was the worst for us that was definitely not the mushroom

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