GMM Marathon: Find The Name Brand Marathon

is the season for a find the name brand Marathon let’s talk about [Music] [Applause] [Music] that good mythical marathon and Merry Christmas hey and if you don’t celebrate Christmas marry just another Monday today we celebrate the opportunity to spend the next hour plus with you marathoning some memorable GMM episodes yes and we are the world’s foremost experts on finding name brands or more specifically the world’s foremost experts on attempting to find name brand uh but even when we fail we’re still answering the million dooll question is buying the name brand worth it that’s what the knockoff Knockouts all about yes we’re doing the work we’re doing the work so you don’t have to and today we are starting with a common starter soup everybody loves soup except the people who don’t um but enough people loved it to to get this one a lot of views I was very surprised soup is bringing in the views mhm this is knockoff knockout soup Edition for March 4th 2020 can we taste the Progresso from all the rest though let’s talk about [Music] that good mythical morning there are few Foods as multi-talented as soup you can eat it help you feel better when you’re sick you can have it in the cold weather to warm you up or you can take a bath in it to get the clicks of course we wouldn’t do anything like that oh but does it really matter which brand of soup you buy is there a difference between Progresso and Kroger Campbell and Kirkland well we’re about to find out it’s time for knockoff knockout soup Edition each round will have four bowls of soup in front of us and one will contain a big name brand that we all know and the other three will have some variety of store brand or generic version of that same type of soup and we’re going to be competing to correctly guess the name brand whoever wins gets a gold star sup lid and will be known hint and forever more as the Superstar oh let’s get slurping round one okay first up we got classic chicken noodle we got to figure out which one’s Campbell now you think this going to be easy everybody always thinks it’s going to be easy we know that I mean I’m looking at this this one’s totally different but these three let’s start down here there’s some ham or something in there chicken M you pronounce that is salty do you pronounce the PE and camp Camp Bells no that would be stupid I’m I would think that I had Campbell Soup there I’m going to get like a ham Cube on this one it looks like ham I got so much ham in mine man there might be too much I’m struck with how salty both of these are this is less salty and then oh this one’s got more this has got a new ingredient carrots carrots and it’s still got hamlike chicken cubees M that’s a good soup that is a good good good soup again it’s less salty of the three the carrots really do help with oh you hungry this morning huh or you just ret again today yeah I’m still ret that’s that’s a good soup now we know the one that’s definitely not campes this ain’t Campbell oh there’s not that’s not ham friends that’s chicken that’s it’s like strips of chicken no cubes there are spices spices that’s so good it’s not I mean it’s not spicy I actually i’ ba in that I mean I got my I got my link I got a guess I got a guess all right here we go three two one oh you hit my finger come on dude hey man you got to watch out what I’m choosing mom to kiss my boo we need to make these out of metal so I can just pierce his hand directly to the answer it’s like oh it’s just stuck in there gosh okay guys the camp Bells is in Bowl number two yeah so the the others from uh rside to Links Walmart’s Great Value not bad too salty Kroger generic Kroger yeah Kroger is doing it yeah Kroger always does it isn’t that what we’ve learned in he say Kroger always does it yeah always doing it Costco’s Kirkland Costco’s Kirkland kir is trying hard it might be trying a little too hard succeeding but yeah too hard Kroger call me round two we have before us my favorite Salty Sea soup clam chower and we’ve got to pick out the progressive oh the progressive now do you do you like uh the New England clam chowder yes what what about the um Manhattan name a city and then say clam chatter and I will respond in the affirmative okay akan clam CH I love akan clam Chow okay uh this is not Progresso I’m just going to throw it out there it’s thin this is this is missing something it’s it’s not bad I don’t think I think it’s actually pretty bad yeah let me compare it to this this one I think this is going to be a huge step up this one’s uh lumpy this one’s almost like gravy way so much better that is a lot better like that doesn’t have things in it that make soup soup and then over here we got some more gravy I mean you put this on a country fried steak and you know I’d fool I’d be fooled until you ate it I’d fool Beed huh more clammy am I right yeah I know I’m right I don’t know if I if I like this one better though and what about this this one has lots of chunks that’s not good that tastes like an M like dog food reconstituted taste doesn’t it taste reconstituted and I like dog food but I don’t I don’t want another bite of that I’ve already determined that this is my bve but does that mean that it’s Progressive but would they put the correct answer in Bowl number two two times in a row they’re not crazy or are they stab safely this time on the count of three two one up okay so you think they did I think that the clamer one you know cuz the clammy taste is is higher quality but too high quality it’s one of these two Progresso clam Chow is in Bowl number four what no what what no and here’s here’s a huge shock for you guess what’s in Bowl number one uh say k don’t say Kroger it’s Kroger Kroger come on Kroger oh God I can’t return your car we had a thing and number two it was a fling Target good and gather and number three is Walmart’s Great Value Walmart okay Walmart is Walmart going to Dethrone Kroger hey Walmart round three uh this round is ministr I do not know what ministr is it’s what you see before you you’re trying to find Amy did that help so Amy is like a natural all natural the rest of them are very unnatural what do you mean by all Amy is all natur is like known for being like the not had any work done yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right yeah she has her original nose and everything that’s kind of bland she wears natural deodorant is Amy Bland so she smells like Amy I bet Amy doesn’t put enough salt in her soups because you know if you stop eating salt you you you forget that it exists and then you start to think that tastes good right this one has a different type of pasta in it yeah that has a lot of sugar that also didn’t have sugar this one’s orange looks like vomit I was going to say it looks like you’re feeling good sweatshirt oh yeah I do feel good I’m trying to decide if it tastes good or if I just don’t like ministr this one looks very generic this is just like tomato soup there’s like green beans this is like something you get at school what is in that it’s like somebody it’s like we tasting it’s like a Saltine cracker crawled in there and died you know what I’m saying it has like essence of Saltine yeah and it’s not the salt part it’s the Teen part just the Teen part the Teen part of saltin has infiltrated that suit I don’t know what to say or do D yeah I I just I don’t think I like minr guys I think that’s where I’m landing on this is not a soup that I ever choose Amy she’s she’s up to only good right she’s trying to be so wholesome that’s right I’d love to meet her okay here we go I’m ready three two one B oh you going back there yes this has like lots of pieces you think the pieces I mean you could be right look at all these pieces Amy’s is in Bowl number one yeah that’s right Amy you know me I know you the others are Safeway signature brand targets good and gather and Aldi’s Chef’s cupboard Aldi’s Chef is is a pretty Barren yeah that cupboard keep it on the Shelf not the chef the Shelf round four you in the mood for some loaded baked potato with bacon always yeah so we’re going to play some Marco Progresso here you know what I’m saying so yeah we’re looking for Progresso one more time uh this is the kind of soup flavor that makes you feel a little bit naughty yeah you know what I’m saying like I don’t know if I should be doing this that’s good it’s creamy this one’s got some thickness look at that thick this is two seed gelatin oh good look at that I mean what’s that called when you put your smooth stuff on your house stucco you could stucco a house with this I’ll look into it dink it see all I taste is flour it’s like bad gravy there’s a lot of cheddar hitting me it’s unnecessarily thick let’s forget that happen you want to see cheddar hit you go to the club with me what you going to do throw money at me sh that was my I I only have one hand that’s not in soup this was the Top Hand throwing the dollar bills off let me give you the bottom hand we could go together cheddar that’s what I call it that doesn’t happen in the club in general it’s a it’s a specific type of Club no I do it at all clubs I do it at The Rotary Club I go in there like you rotate um this is weird thin weird it’s just cheese soup and then this down here they got the color off this looks like porridge look at that this is thick too thick with one C that’s thick with two huh that’s a good flavor though that’s a oniony flavor why is it so oniony I don’t know I like it though but if I had to say which one’s the best I actually thought we might start to think this one was bad I don’t know which one I like the best and I don’t know which one’s Progresso sounds like you’re ready three three two 1 oh okay I’m I that’s the best and did you think this one was the best um I love I thought it was oniony what we write Progresso is in Bowl number three the cheese one the cheese one the others are targets good and gather safe what is it what’s the name of the brand good and gather it’s not good Safeways signature and the last one is Walmart’s great Val you Walmart bringing it Walmart’s still bringing it I don’t they’re bringing the onions at least round five okay link now we have the liquid version of something that you hate but I do know that while you hate Tomatoes you don’t mind tomato soup why is that because it’s cooked and there’s other stuff mixed in it so I just kind of think of it as like red soup and I’m cool with it so you’ll like Olive soup if I made that for you uh probably not because I don’t want to try it okay but I will try this so we’re look looking for what we’re looking for Annie’s not uh Campbell Campbell’s tomato soup is like the thing that’s like it’s like the most famous soup in the world what do we know about Annie is she okay yet um that’s pretty good it’s sweet but not too sweet it’s thin but not too thin you Goldilocks up in here what now this is some thickness look at that that’s got like a this is what I think of when I think of tomato soup I want it to grab hold of the spoon well do you like ketchup because this is just a bowl of ketchup I mean no difference this is more traditional it just tastes like how often do you eat tomato soup uh how many times in your life how many times do you think I’ve eaten tomato soup in my life are you telling me at least 400 it tastes like a bowl of ketchup is that your expectation yeah but I don’t just eat it straight I dip things in it I dip grilled cheese I dip salty and crackers I dip my finger I’ll dip somebody else’s finger they get too close close I didn’t think you were going to do it now I feel stupid now I was just operating on Instinct you got to understand I won’t even remember that in five minutes I will everybody else will I’ve definitely learned my lesson and I will never forget it can somebody sanitize that while we I did I dipped more than your finger I think you dipped my hand I dipped your hand I wanted to make sure it got in there this some this is a different color orange creamy stuff look at the magic look at that that’s pretty good that’s got there’s still a little bit of it there I think did you just lick one finger because I I I believe so again I’m about to forget it this is not that’s got a lot of cream in iten which makes it good very French is what I exactly what I was thinking you mean like French dressing no like French cuisine is Amy French I mean Annie I don’t know I haven’t been with her when she was doing 23 and me so have you been with her period oh I’ve been with Annie many times at least 400 again this tastes like ketchup what you’re telling me is what it’s supposed to taste like I don’t know what Annie tastes like I like this one but I know that Annie is into like health I don’t think she would put cream in there she’s not French man okay okay here we go 3 two 1 no right there all right so I can tie or you can win Annie’s is in Bowl number one a you did it I tied the others are Kroger this and Walmart’s Great Value Trader Joe is they’re they’re on their own French path I like the French path uh okay well I guess you know what we we can we can trade this back and forth every day okay you know you can wear it now I’ll put it close to you how’s that maybe you’ll decide to might put in my mouth now you’ll cut yourself all right congratulations us we’re both Superstars thanks us thanks for subscribing and clicking that Bell you know what time it is this marathon is in full swing we just watched the whole episode together hey look at us we watched every second of that episode every single second yeah cuz how else will we remember details such as I’m sorry I poked your finger yeah but I’m really happy that I sucked it yeah you did the Po and suck yeah yeah it was the Poke and suck poke somebody’s finger you better suck it afterwards what’s the type of tattoo you can get um stick and poke it’s kind of poking suck yeah when do you offer poking suck at like a tattoo par people some people offer stick and poke and suck it’s when you stick and poke and then suck the ink out you suck the ink out for your mistakes it’s like sucking venom out some some artists are really good at it they can suck it right out kind of negates the the effort doesn’t it well it’s it’s called the it’s like a tattoo erasing it’s a new technology you know it’s when it’s when you immediately regret a tattoo like with every poke you just walk out of the place sucking on that tattoo trying to get all the the ink out sticking poke out get that ink out what’s that guy doing oh he’s sucking on his tattoo he must really regret it you think he’d ever get a stick and poke um I don’t really I guess I don’t really understand the big difference I think it’s so you say you got a stick and poke say it’s a stick and poke it’s like oh that’s something I think I that’s really something I think I’m more interested in like the it being the details being done correctly and it feels like the modern technology of the electric needle is more efficient for well it’s it’s artisanal as you would say artisanal yeah to go back to that all right so uh we got our soup appetizer why don’t we skip main dessert I mean yeah let’s do it let’s skip main dessert and go to Second dessert second dessert main course yeah yeah yeah I knew what you meant my year my Year’s already ended mentally right I sometimes we question if it ever got started this is knockoff knockout cookie Edition from December 13th to 2019 when it comes to name brands who’s the smartest cookie let’s talk about [Music] that good mythical morning for those of you who’ve been asking about sign copies of the lost causes of blee Creek listen for a limited time we got them on sale at the mythical store get yours while you can mythical.com signed by us Yeah Christmas Time Is Here y’all and there’s nothing like a cookie to bring you good cheer but if you like eating cookies a lot more than you like making them I feel you and we’re here to help you decide the best cookies to buy from the store and you may think that the best cook cookies are the ones that you’ve heard of but listen up buddy roll we have learned that sometimes name recognition is Nothing But Smoke mirrors and billions of dollars of marketing so today we find out if those name brands taste best or if they fall to the rest it’s time for knockoff knockout cookie Edition in every single round we’re going to have four plates of cookies placed before us I’m excited one of those will be the name brand that we all know and potentially love and then the other three will be generic brands the same type of cookie we’re going to be competing to correctly guess which cookie is the brand name and then whoever wins will receive a very special cookie jar jar we’re starting off with the classic chocolate chip cookie we trying to find the chipsy chips Hoy now these are lighter in color these are lighter in color except for the edge these are darker I’d say that’s a fair cookie now you like chewy Chips AO I do I have a weakness for a chewy cookie this one’s fluffier that’s a good cookie I I actually prefer this cookie you prefer this cookie mhm what about this cookie oh gosh oh that’s a crunch of your cookie that’s almost a Ginger Snap more chocolate chips too so if you like chocolate chips and crunch I don’t e number three is for you and see how this one’s lighter in the middle and darker on the outside what does that mean it means it’s not chips a hoy it’s the opposite of me light on the outside and dark on the inside it’s not that this cookie tastes bad but it’s the worst of the four you agree that’s the worst I don’t know I thought that was that’s the best see I thought this one we vote for it then you ready I’m ready it’s too light you know what okay flags up three two one stickle I actually think it’s this one I it’s the crunchy chocolate cuz they’re spending more money on the chocolate really you might be right I don’t know the chips aoy cookies are on plate two you stinker the other ones from RS to links are Target’s Market Pantry not bad signature select treasured chips from Albertson’s not good and Kroger’s chipmates I like Kroger we’ve established that Kroger brings it but Albertson needs to go out back and just be put down they no they they can hang with me dang it’s nfer tasting time okay look at these lighter nilow Wafers darker real dark real dark and then back to number one yeah one and four match I’m just going to go straight whole bite n Wafers are always a little bit smaller than I remember them every time I see them it’s like they’re all getting smaller oh this one is is runchy this one tastes like a mothball not good at all I mean mothballs are not good it tastes like it has cleaner on it like some sort of chemical it no it tastes like detergent it’s been laced with is this a tide pod whoever’s making this is trying to kill you it tastes like tide it literally does t taste one it tastes like if you if I die you’re going to die tell me that doesn’t taste like detergent yeah they tastes gross these are okay those are good oh super crispy yeah these are is it really vanilla Le good it’s not a vanilla flavor it’s an additional flavor like a almost like a hint of cinamon you’re right you’re right there’s sentiment in there I agree with that sentiment um so weird it’s like a Christmas Nell Waf maybe it is we don’t know the rules around here I’m ready okay three two one it’s got to be these oh really no it’s those those are good though right Wafers are on plate number three yeah dang it R you monster from rent to link are Albertson’s signature select I like Albert you Albert’s man I want to kill it I like Albert and his son Clover Valley from Dollar General Dollar General General is mixing the detergent in the cookies you got to you got to separate a Dollar General on but you know what you throw this in with like a just a big load of whites yeah that’s us a big load of whites and great value from Walmart all right now we’re going to get figgy with it the Nabisco Fig Newton now you had a lot of Fig Newton Newton’s at home growing up there was a time where I went Fig Newton the Fig Newton season I called it yeah it’s like the season a fig oh I gravitated towards them so you should get this right I already know which one it is just by looking at them that tastes like a fig newton yeah did now these are smoother on the outside of more those are darker oh sorry I’m going to get another one just cuz I touched it don’t knock don’t touch a man’s fig right when he’s getting ready to eat it H oh that’s better that’s almost juicy I actually think this one’s better your taste buds are broken man right why do you like things that are bad just because I disagree with you doesn’t mean that I’m broken but the first two round mean that I’m right the first two rounds you chose Albertson’s which really didn’t taste well or good oh these are these are kind of stale don’t hold that against them a fig newton is something that once I stopped eating them I never look back I never thought to myself why I miss Fig Newtons and now that I’m eating them I’m like have you ever had a guy not one out of your hands I’m not going to touch that one how does that make I don’t like Fig Newtons I can’t believe I ate them for like three years in my life I never understood it I’ll be honest with you but it was the only thing you had at your house to eat they’re chewy there’s nothing crunchy in it that’s why I liked them just for the consistency I have your label I have your label and I want your label nope I uh I’m not super confident in this one but oh okay well we’re there this is what I was going to do as well so I didn’t want you to think that I was copying you but I knew you were going to do that okay I went with these because they had the most reminiscent taste and they’re also I remember them being smooth right but I do prefer these a little bit Yeah cuz they’re from Albertson probably the plate that you prefer is the correct answer oh dang it really please do not throw the Fig Newton the others are Walmart’s Great Valley value Dollar Generals Clover Valley and Trader Joe’s so you’re saying these are the real Fig Newtons that’s what I’m saying oh dang how’s that possible I could I could have bridged the Gap now let’s find the original Barnum’s Animal Crackers now Barns and Bailey and all those people they went out of business right for the circus they’re still making the the crackers and by the way they’re in the cracker business they’re crackers this is a cookie episode no we do e crackers they’re technically a cookie they are because they’re sweet is that why I don’t know that’s a cat I picked up a cat I don’t know this one’s like a mountain goat it’s like lemony flavor you remember that from the original animals no I don’t camel huh that one really gets a cracker taste on that back in it does do it this is not a cookie it becomes straight up cracker at the end that one’s still a cookie this one becomes a cracker crackle and the this I mean what they changed the design this is like a is this a nursing hippopotamus this is something to get children excited I think this is a hippo nursing a baby hippo or is the hippo just grabbing its own breast what would you do if you were a hippo I guess be mistaken for a gorilla I can’t tell what this is look at this one they didn’t even take the time to cut the legs out yeah that’s cheap it’s definitely one of these two I mean we both know that well the thing we learned is that they they have a lemony flavor I like these better than those two and I’m going to taste this these are the best tasty do you eat one yeah I have one which one do you like the best number one I don’t like lemon flavored stuff so I like these the best I like these the second best these are horrible and that’s number three for me ready to guess okay yeah yeah I I I I’m pretty sure that’s it these are Barnum’s Animal Crackers are on plate number four what what that’s right the one you chose is Trader Joe’s and the next one is Target’s Market Pantry followed by Costco’s Kirkland Signature somebody’s been feeding me the wrong animal are you serious all my life this is not what’s in my mind about how they looked they’ve updated the design my whole world has been turned upside down and I don’t know if I can go on well they taste the best and I’m going forward without you okay couple things to note number one this round is going to be worth two points uh you have a chance to tie yes and we are blindfolded because we’re tasting Oreos and Oreos if you didn’t know say Oreo on them I’m in I’m in a plate that’s a sweet sweet cream in the middle of that I would think I just ate an Oreo yeah that tasted like a Oreo felt like an Oreo too this one also feels like an Oreo huh this more crumbly yeah a lot more crumbly not as crunchy not nearly as chocolatey H I don’t want to give too much away but I don’t think that’s an Oreo yeah that ain’t an [Music] Oreo this one seems to have more frosting in the middle you put a double stuff in here this one’s a good one too this is a good good cookie it’s got more frosting than number one and a very similar taste the chocolate is a little more cocoy is this the last one yeah you’re doing great oh this one’s thin oh somebody said on these there’s no freaking cream in the middle yeah these got sat on at the store this is the Dollar General put at their at their mess again it’s really down to these two it don’t taste bad but where is this in front of me or is this is this in front of you you don’t even know what’s in front of you so this is two and then this is is this one and then this is two okay one H how much cookies too much cookie cuz I’m about to be there I didn’t want to eat two I forgot there’s really three that were concerned about I accidentally put some dad gum two in my mouth and I meant to put a three now I’m chewing multiple C okay I need you to very care be very careful with your sticks please and I’m not even going to count down you just gingerly place them where you believe because you can’t see each other so just I hope that was two nope dang it oh it appears that you what are you going for link what are you doing man I’m I’m just trying to find number number one okay found it hold on I think he just took mine out okay that’s M there we go all right so that’s our final guesses okay you can’t hold okay all right I see I see what’s going on here and you can both remove your blindfolds you have I got to go for the G I’m doing this all right final answer all right so red is going plate one and Link is going plate three and uh you I just read the cookie I’m right dang it yeah look at that hey that’s that’s this is not a bad cookie though who is this one is good it better not be from Alberton the one next to Oreos is Walmart’s Great Value the one that you said was good was Trader Joe’s Trad Joe’s look how much the last one is Kroger’s they put a lot of f made plural Kroger owns it apostrophe okay thought you were trying to be like our mom’s Trader Joe’s turn everything plural very good well congratulations Rett you are the you’re the cookie ID man so you get a cookie jar jar the cookie jar arm oh I me so happy take a bite of his eyeball glue yeah man go for it it’s not going to be any wor oh gosh it’s a chewy one y’all made this last week thank you for liking commenting and subscribeing you know what time it is we had some nilow for tasting time in there we did I it reminds me that I want to have more Nila wafers in my life life in my mouth just put one in your mouth and don’t chew it just let it get soft in your mouth and then it just turns into a nice Nila away for pudding I think you have to do that alone you don’t want to do that in front of people I do it alone you don’t want to like make food soft in your mouth it’s just while you’re like with others like a like a first date you should do that in the cor you should do that in the corner yeah alone late when everyone’s a b in bed man imagine if I had to go out on a first date at this stage of my life like let’s say my my christe suffered a tragic death and I had to get back out there I’m just saying I would not do well well we’ make a show out of it so I mean just so you know that we will monetize it if you have a dating life we will monetize it can I qualify for the golden Bachelor yet I saw you looking my hair I could what if I lied silver just like that guy did that guy was lying all year about like his dating stuff I can do that it’d be a lot tougher for you to make up stuff about your uh your past because we’ve revealed everything on the internet all I’m really saying is that I would suck on a neow wafer if I had to go out on a date now and that wouldn’t go over well I acknowledge that I also lost this episode because I didn’t want to tie yeah yeah you have I mean you had to you had to go to but there have been ties like in the history of um find the name brand I have tied we have tied five times uhhuh yep how many times have you won um once I’m told oh okay how many times have you how many times have you lost um more than that I would not have been able to tell you this in fact when this stat was recently and recently meaning minutes ago relayed to us that I had won this 13 times you had won it once and we had tied five times I was like this is one of the ones that I would expect to be pretty competitive if not you might have the advantage because you have you’re so particular about your t tastes you’re not tapping into the right parts of your mouth man that’s what I’m learning I don’t think I only thing I learned is that I shouldn’t have eaten Fig Newton for three years I think maybe you’ve been sucking on nilow Wafers too long and letting them get too soft in your mouth and it’s it’s giving you a a false sense of taste maybe so r i mean you really got me thinking well you know what goes great with some knockoff knockout cookies ice cream let’s move on to that one because we’re not going to show you bread which is the only one that I won yeah but you can go watch that one on your own time this is from no November 27th 2020 we scream for store brand ice cream let’s talk about [Music] that good mythical morning take a stroll down the ice cream aisle and more so than in other aisles it becomes immediately apparent the number of generic options pretty expansive there’s a non-name brand version of all the best flavors and they’re right there in your face and the price differences are two yeah so you’re being tempted by ice cream but then you’re being doubly tempted to save a few bucks by buying the cheaper generic brands because they’re like you said they’re right there so today we want to find out if the name brands truly do stand out it’s time for knockoff knockout ice cream Edition it’s real simple we’re going to be presented with several different rounds of ice cream there’s going to be three that are non-name brand and then one that is the name brand yeah we’re going to be competing to try and correctly identify which one is the name brand ice cream and the loser is going to have to do whatever the winner wants for a clond do bar a clond do bar yeah they got duck and clond Dy now clond Dy bar bring on the cream first up we have the runner up of this year’s TI it to the scoop ice cream tournament chocolate peanut butter ice cream specifically hogen brand so which one is hog andaz and which are hogen na let’s start down here we really Lov this is hard man that’s harder than I I hardly have any that is a deep darkness of chocolate it almost tastes like dark chocolate doesn’t it but I got a little peanut butter ribbon and it’s good I didn’t get a peanut butter ribbon but I see it right there remember it had those giant peanut butter ribbons I don’t like the taste of that first one oh but I can I can feel the ribbon get a ribbon get a ribbon get a ribbon friend now this one is much lighter chocolate that one’s that tastes a lot better that one’s whs better than the first one oh that’s good all right let’s go here you see a ribbon here yep yep oh yep hold on I see other things too there’s there’s some’s choc chunk I don’t remember chocolate chunks they stuck a brownie Chunk in I’m not complaining about it I like brownie but the chocolate ice cream it’s not as good as that yeah it’s not as good as a oh this is soft this is a softy and this look this one’s got other things it’s got some sort of um peanut butter pellet so it’s not ribbons it’s pellets I’m a pellet man’ what what do you mean you’re a pellet what does that even mean I’m a pellet you know back when you got had a BB gun but you could also get pellets for it and you and you could you loaded them in there they were different than the BB’s you couldn’t shake it this is the second best tasting ice cream the pellets Packa punch even if you do feel like you’re eating uh rabbit turds you guys think you’re ready to guess there’s going to be more ice cream oh good yeah probably a lot right you mean this isn’t all the ice cream yeah there’s Oh you mean we’re doing a show it’s true okay stab the hog andaz in three two one I mean if it’s not this this is clearly the best tasting one yeah you guys had to get this one right the hogen do is in Bowl number two so much better the others are Archer Farms from Target not great at all signature select from Safeway bonds it’s all right and Private Selection from Kroger does it always do it I mean Kroger putting some pellets in it ice cream Sami time which of these is Blue Bunny brand and which are just red herrings uh we’re starting off with a thicky that’s a thicky a stubby yeah it’s shorter and wider I don’t know what a Blue Bunny Ice Cream Sandwich is shape like so I don’t know that this is not it it’s good it’s just good I I think the the ice cream is very fluffy there might we might discover a fake quality once we start diving into some of these now we’re to the long slender if we weren’t watching you eat these right now is that how you guys would eat an ice cream sandwich or do you have like a a way I probably would eat half of it in one bite but uh um this how I know that there’s more ice cream coming cuz you told me there was honestly this one I’m not going to say it tastes bad it’s not as good as the but it’s as close it it it’s almost bad it’s not it’s you know what it’s bad it’s just is it’s just is this one same exact dimensions tastes almost like nothing like it’s good but it tastes like nothing like it doesn’t have an aftertaste like they figured out how to not have to aftertaste better than it’s better than bad but it’s literally a tasteless ice cream sandwich no well tast it tastes it tastes like an ice cream sandwich are you talking to whales all of a sudden no it tastes like an ice cream sandwich it just doesn’t taste like much of one there’s a there’s a form factor difference on these look at the cross-section that’s nice I was hoping that link you had a weird way to eat an ice cream sandwich cuz I think I have a little bit of a weird way and I I just thought that you would like this kind of like that like I like to eat the ice cream and then have a little bit of the cookie in a different way it’s stupid I I never eat ice cream sandwiches Nei I I don’t like them I don’t eat them on the show The only thing I like about him is that it’s the only way I can bite ice cream stab the Blue Bunny in three two one I think it’s the one that tastes like nothing what I don’t know the Blue Bunny Ice Cream Sandwich is on plate number one oh dang we we went away from these because they were different yeah it’s it’s it’s fluffy and it’s different but there’s a life lesson here guys what’s this nasty the there’s our signature select from safe wave on Great Value from Walmart I thought was pretty and 365 organic from Whole Foods it’s also good but Blue Bunny they shortened it up huh hey quick reminder be sure to take advantage of our Black Friday sale going on now at mythical.com throughout this entire weekend take up to 40% off storewide no discount codes required check it out mythical.com okay next up we have rainbow sherbet so I guess we’re just calling everything that gets frozen ice cream now I mean sherbet is not ice cream sherbet is the step family you never asked for but have to be polite around of the ice cream world this is not ice cream this is a frozen scoop of Shame and I don’t care what you think it will never be ice cream and to be honest I don’t know how any of you sleep at night I’m done our job is to find the Baskin Robbins sherbet oh yeah look at that I’m going get a little pink I’m GNA get a little green I’m going get a little orange I calm down a little bit I mean it is it is pretty yeah and it’s it’s it’s a a nice change of pace it is pretty nothing to complain about in Bowl number Uno the mixing that’s done here seems to be much more random in Bowl number two uh Bowl number one is more of like a striped situation a lot stronger but almost like a chemical taste I I I like it a little bit better it’s not as smooth it’s more icy this doesn’t have green what happened it’s half white instead of green oh so fruity so fruity it’s like really bad kids toothpaste I like that one it’s very what is the white flavor I can’t tell but it’s man these are so drastically different you like that one the most this is more about preference than about quality I feel like lots of green over here I mean there’s something to like about each one I guess one of them stands out as being an upper echelon and I don’t want to say which one because I’m I’m ready to vote that’s the one I’m voting for so okay three think is it it’s a dramatic quality improvement in my mind right two one all the way of okay I think it’s the one without green that’s just strange Baskin Robbins is in Bowl number three yeah oh the others are doing Kroger Great Value from Walmart not bad I and signature select from Safeway how you like the Safeway this time that’s interesting I mean it’s interesting I think I just remember that there wasn’t Green in the Baskin Robins uh sherbet I think it’s from like my childhood now we have a cone a scoop a coating and a bunch of nuts but we have to find the Nestle drumstick cone I couldn’t say drumstick to start because I think that’s a Nestle thing uh we know that we like the drumstick because it won best uh ice cream truck treat but boy they really match the form factor there are some differences in the cones though the one I have in my right hand the first one the check on the cone is tighter it’s a tight lighter and Tighter this one is the darkest number three and then this one starts to look a little green we’re going to have to just taste them I’m not learning anything by looking at them I think those nuts are the darkest I don’t know why I start on number two the nuts are a little bitter well I’m going to tell you right now number two is good how’s number one not as good as number two the ice cream in number one is very white ice cream in number two is yellow yellow and tastes better it is better Two Is Better Than One wow that’s really this ice cream is as white as number one but it tastes better than number one H and then number four that’s a yellowy ice cream too what if we just went to an ice cream truck it tastes good I started doing this in front of the [Music] guy okay I’m stumped here we go and I got narrow down three two one I think it’s either two or three is where I ended up but I couldn’t couldn’t decipher Nestle drumstick is on plate number one one oh we said that one wasn’t good see once you said it wasn’t good I just fell for it the others are Great Value from Walmart signature select from Safeway Vons and First Street from Smart and Final they they’re all good they’re all good except for the Nestle and finally we have the most ice cream of all ice creams good old classic classic vanilla but it’s finding the name brand going to be plain and simple ha we got to find dryer vanilla ice cream or eies or Eddies edies if you’re on the East Coast you know who you are very vanilla extracte none of these have like a vanilla bean in them that you can see they just they just went straight up it’s just like eating plaster but it tastes like ice cream doesn’t taste bad but it tastes manipulated manipulated first one tastes better oh this one is dramatically creamier it’s it’s too much too much vanilla is that even possible I think that the vanilla makes it taste manipulated man I like my ice cream to be never manipulated like no one has ever done anything to it except just made it ice cream I think this is cheaper okay I got a guess oh man don’t have a lot of confidence in it but I got to guess here we go in three two one why did you do that why did you let me do that it’s not bleeding but it’s certainly punctured man you came in so hard and I was going this way why you going why you going forward you’re not I was going like this I didn’t know you come in so hard man I went like never Point your and look that even when I do this I recreate it you wi in the exact same spot you touch the same spot with is that okay hey yeah put it in some ice cream if I win you’re going to have to kiss it well why it’s at least I hope you’re right you know how a puncture wound like there’s a delay before it starts gushing blood I think by goodmore I think there a bandage there might be some wood lodg in there that’s going going to push it way out I mean look look at the look at the hole okay all can we redeem this by giving me this Stevie let’s see let’s see if we can the dryer sled vanilla ice cream is in Bowl number four the get it our Market Pantry from Target Great Value from Walmart and Kirkland Signature from Costco huh okay huh not a great performance today but I did get just enough to squeeze out the wind and I injured Link in the process so I mean we’re all winners starting to bleed a little bit now thanks for subscribing and clicking that Bell you know what Happ is you ended up uh having to bandage your hand and it did bleed rather not profusely but it bled through the bandage and Good Mythical Mo yeah totally real blood uh totally real Band-Aid bandage yeah man that wasn’t for comedic effect it wasn’t you know it what I’m learning here is that uh I have cuz this year I punctured you with the uh that’s right with the uh with the pokeing skewer I find it interesting that at no time at no point in this did we ever just decide to not have really sharp uh sticks in our hands like these accidents have not slowed down the art team from just continuing to I mean I think that Lucas sharpens them I’ve seen him back there with a little knife before the episode just making sure that they’re sharp enough to go into foam or human human SPL skin and you haven’t been stabbed this year I feel like you were stabbed in a previous year um and then this year well this is from 2020 we keep thinking that these are all from this year but of course they’re not so this is this is a long-standing thing um but this year you did stab me again yeah I did and I said stay in your lane yeah but but I realized it is your life I’ve been stabbing you I feel like uh I don’t know I we’ll have to do a montage at some point on injuring one another uh I’m backed off because typically I try to stay out of your out of your way I kind of like okay he’s going to go for it hard I’m going to go I’m going to move out of the way and then I’m going to come in we still are working on the technique of you not holding it though when I come in so that I don’t so I don’t hit you yeah yeah I still got to work on that or maybe we just you know what maybe we up the Annie maybe we get metal metal sticks Stevie so we can really do some damage I think this may be before we move on to the next one which is snacks um Stevie you mentioned in the episode that you eat ice cream sandwiches weird but you didn’t go into any detail oh now’s your opportunity it’s it’s kind of terrifying but I do like peel off the cookie sides a little bit and then eat the ice cream and then peel off the cookie sides a little bit and then eat the ice cream it’s disgusting I can’t be around anyone while I’m doing it so you make it into an ice cream like bar just a straight up ice cream bar what do you do with the ice cream Parts throw them I eat all of it it’s just so you you pick off the edges and you eat it and you expose ice cream uhhuh and then you eat and then I eat yeah the ice cream you can hang out with me and do it I mean I’ll be sucking on ailla wafer yeah yeah okay right I won’t be there I’m glad we cleared that up Clos the loop you know 3 years later how about we move on to snacks let’s just snack it up a little bit knockoff knockout snacks Edition from February 10th 2021 your name brand snacks have something to store Brand’s lap let’s talk about [Music] that good mythical morning now the Renaissance may be long in the past but we are currently living in a golden age of snacks a snack ass sance yeah cuz Michelangelo may have sculpted David but in these times cheit and tagram sculpt third graders okay now I know you had a big snack game in your kitchen growing up what was your favorite after school snack um well I would usually prepare myself an entire meal when I got home from okay uh school so you know the meal do you know my favorite snack after school at your house uh bacon bits that’s it well not not really a snack it’s a topping that you com technically BOS they were artificial bacon bits but um and I yeah I don’t know if I’d call them a snack at all at least to me but all the best snacks have generic knockoffs at lower price points uh but the question is are they just as good it’s time for knockoff knockout snacks Edition all right we’re going to be presented with several rounds of snack products one of is going to be from a well-known name brand the other three will be non-name brand generic versions of that same product yeah we’re going to be competing to try and correctly identify which one is the name brand snack and the winner in the end is going to get an outfit that makes them look like a total snack okay bring on the snacks first up we got a classic Mini treat rits bits and how does the original which we need to identify stack up against or sandwich up to the knockoffs man they are all very identical and there’s a little bit of a difference the the cheese is different like the cheese and this one is the same color as the cracker yeah this is all uniform that tastes good oh man it’s good it’s strong that cheese is strong yeah now this one this one looks the same again the cheese is the same color as a cracker it’s the same the cheese is not as strong are you sure I’m sure buddy they taste no different to Me Maybe maybe the EDG is off because maybe this one’s more salty now and then this one if you look at it the cracker is a little more toasted and the and the and the cheese is orange an oranges orness to it I’m not even going to eat that one cuz I don’t think there’s enough cheese in it butterier that’s good that’s good that’s real good these weren’t bad but this is dramatically better the cracker itself those tastes like almost like a cookie hm okay we’re going to be guessing with our flags as you can see mine is is a play on Ritz crackers because my name is Rhett mine says linky Made because um I also have part-time job as a maid M all right I I got to vote for well there’s a 3 I got to vote for nicely not stabbing put your things in three two one it has to be this one I if this is not Ritz Bits then this they should start just putting these in the it’s not really about the cheese as much as the butteriness of that crack you are both correct oh yeah you know what else they got right okay the cheese first of all they went the extra mile to make the color of the cheese more appetizing mhm the cracker is distinct but you see the toastiness around the edge of the cracker no other replica gets close to achieving that the others are 365 from Whole Foods o Organics from Safeway vs and Trader Joe’s Trader Joe’s are the worst but they’re all crap compared to the original don’t be fooled all crap all right next snack is honey made graham crackers which by themselves are a snack of their own but coupled with chocolate and marshmallows you get an even stronger snack like a reverse Hairy Styles in One Direction let’s give it a snack so these are these are the darkest and then it for me one of the test is how is the um perforation punctu perforations yeah up the perforations in this are basically just there is no perforation it’s just for show um the perfor yeah I don’t doesn’t taste bad the perforation in these is so strong does it work though oh yeah oh bro I I it broke on his own oh oh the perforation is very functional the holes are deeper very functional perforations the T it doesn’t have nearly the flavor as the first one it tastes like cardboard yeah I’d rather get taste than perforates okay I feel like graham crackers are a snack where you have to like let them sit for a moment in your mouth yeah okay you know what I mean you got to like soak them a little soak them of what sucking with saliva I’m doing it yeah these got the perforation game here is just through the roof but the flavor does not top number one maybe we just don’t like gr crackers by the themselves by are you choking yeah choking on Grand cracker all right again great perforation peration is across the board for these third crispy letting it marinate H crispy and there’s a vanilla flavor in there it’s not it’s not bad but it’s not it’s not what you it’s not what you sign up for when you when you when you be are you ready to nicely stick your sticks and your choice how could the tastiest one not have any perforation and how could the copies of the original have better perforations right why would you take the time to be like we really got to get the perforations right if the perforations were wrong to begin with all right I have one little thing I’m going on three two one I’m going on the slight vanilla flavor in those there’s no way I’ve never tasted that vanilla the honey made ground crackers are in Bowl number four you’re right yeah the others are Trader Joe’s Trader Joe’s y’all got to perforate get your perforation game going but your taste is nice First Street from Smart and Final and Market Pantry from Target you like The Target ones I know I I thought that while it didn’t taste super familiar it tasted more complex and you know you pay for a complexity if you don’t need to perforate go with Joe yeah we want to take a quick snack break to say we think you would really like what mythical Chef Josh and the kitcheners have been cooking up over on the mythical kitchen Channel you know they also have a podcast uh he and Nicole it’s called a hot dog is a sandwich and you can get it wherever you get your podcast and recently they debated crunchy versus smooth peanut butter I know it got heated it got very heated I know go check it out mythical kitchen definitely have my opinions but check out what theirs were uh speaking of peanut butter next we have the UTS peanut butter filled pretzels or as I like to call them UTS peanut butter that happens to be wrapped in pretzel interesting perspective yeah yeah I didn’t really want to say that cuz I didn’t want want to risk you getting upset and storming off as you tend to do well I might in this format well just watch yourself okay before we start well actually let’s just start on the first one I’m going to tell you a little story this one looks burnt and see if you remember compared to that do you remember that we had these in a particular place the the the memory that’s coming to my mind is a big barrel there’s a big plastic barrel of these they were on the set of Buddy system yes and and oh I just spit right buddy system just spit right out that one wasn’t great I ate so many of these but I don’t know if they were UTS they were probably generic but they were good tastes odd and they’re not as good the peanut butter in those is pretty good actually it’s like up it’s like unwrapping a peanut butter present like I don’t think any of these are good so far I know what is that about how could these not be good I don’t know now this one’s this one’s darker too more toasty h hm it’s very confusing the pretzel is a star over here in number four here we go I’m just going to vote for the one that I would that I would want three two one I voted here all three times this is like my slot today the reason I voted number two is the peanut butter flavor had a higher quality to it in my estimation I’m guessing the UTS peanut butter filled pretzels are in Bowl number one really yep the other ones are Kirkland Signature from Costco gold emblem from CVS really and great value from Walmart just just it doesn’t matter get whatever’s closest yeah these you just get what you like all right now we got Kellogg’s cheit not to be confused with crafts Cheese Nips the nip is not it and that’s just a tip so there’s no craft Cheese Nips in here at all unless there was a nip slipped in there oh okay a more man that’s so good a toasty one the cheese pops you man now they also sell one that’s like extra toasty right these are the originals I where these These are less toasty just more straight up orange crunch crunchier e The Taste is nasty shinier where’s the cheese taste they look great but they do not deliver on their promise they look like cheeses that’s it over here what is this crap fish food no those don’t taste bad they just don’t look good I think I’m still tasting that this is crap these don’t taste great these are okay these taste these taste excellent and let’s go here these are thicker they’re hard very little cheese flavor on these too I mean there’s a remarkable difference between one and the other ones I just can’t believe that these are cheeses okay okay 3 2 1 I’m so confused got go that I’m going on looks alone because the taste has completely gotten away from me the cheit are in Bowl number three link slot so the we said these weren’t bad hold on that’s what a cheese it looks like they are crunchier that’s not a che it what’s number one because we agreed that was the cheesiest that is 36 five from Whole Foods all right we got to recommend those great value from Walmart and Market Pantry from Target Great Value from Walmart looks exactly like what I think a Cheez It looks like which is not what a Cheez it actually looks like so if that’s important to you go to Walmart saltine crackers man it I’m I’m not sick so I don’t know how to interpret this that that’s the only time that I eat these I eat them with with a soup well yeah but I eat soup when I’m sick like a chicken noodle soup you don’t eat soup when you’re not sick I don’t eat soup with crackers when I’m not sick give yourself soup with crackers when you’re not sick and see how good of a life you can live we’re looking for the premium Saltine from Nabisco well without soup it tastes like sawdust it’ll help settle your stomach man I don’t even know how to interpret what just happened nothing it’s not very salty though are these the saltless ones or these do these have little those didn’t have any salt oh gosh first one didn’t have any salt CU you know that there’s there’s salted and unsalted I think that might just be crumbs we’ll find out no there’s salt on this look clearly there’s salt on it it’s all sparkly this is nasty this is the worst cracker it’s like I’ve ever tasted in my entire life it’s like if you go to them if if you take your niece to the mall and you get her to get her earring tastes po get her ear pierced and then right after they pierce her earring before they put like a a ring in it you go up to your niece’s ear and you just you suck on the hole like that’s what it tastes like what is wrong with you I mean I think it’s bad but what you just said is sacrilegious I don’t even have a niece I will say whoever whoever made these when we find out I’m your publicly humiliate you all right these have salt that’s pretty good okay could could almost be premium now we’re talking number three number three is redeemed Our Hope number Four’s got a lot of salt on it as well oh okay I feel pretty good about this that this one does not have salt three two one it’s my slot I’m sticking in my slot I think it’s number four it’s either three or four it’s not two I think the Nabisco Premium Saltines are in Bowl number one what are you ready for what’s in Bowl number two public humiliator yeah uh this is gold emblem from CVS golden what gold emblem oh it really rolls off the T golden emblem y need to take that emblem and you need to just rip it off of your chest I will never go into a CVS again because of that then it’s 365 from Whole Foods and Kroger Kroger was great was better than the original yeah not surprising they usually bring that game I got to tell you R congratulations because you won that’s I’m conrat obligated oh look at you you get it look like a snack you get kind like Randy the Macha Miss Savage you kind of look like a weird dude at the flea market that sells framed pictures of nude women hey okay what size nipples you like thank you for subscribing and clicking that Bell you know what time it is you know what you you brought back poke and suck that’s kind of crazy because you talk about your niece getting uh her ear pierced and then you sucking on a hole which first a hole in the I still feel weird about me me too actually me too but I will say that can I defend myself Pok and suck is on the brain topok and suck is is in the air for years toen suck it sounds like a camp like going to Camp to Pok and suck to PO to Pok and suck to Pok and suck to Pok and suck going to Camp to Pok and suck again I’m going to be a counselor this year I mean what you do on your summer camp is your business I can I defend myself though please uh with that analogy yep here we go dig deep got to go all the way back to whenever that was 2021 you were asking yourself the question if you could I defend myself let me see if I can I can’t I can’t I will not defend it I will not defend it that’s pretty incriminating when you literally just take a moment to seek if you’re capable of Defending yourself and find that you come up empty when you come up empty but I I think it did convey the visceral nature of how bad that Cracker was yeah it’s but I think that felt like it might be worse than the cracker actually was you know I think I’d rather have that Cracker again it I wasn’t I uh I never experienced any of that you know what we got two more episodes to go I feel like we need to bring the energy up we kind of let’s bring it up let’s bring it back up come onti with it let’s stick with it we can do we can channel the fire of the one and only guy F yeti in order to feel feel just super hot oh yeah I can feel the Fetti power coursing through my veins yeah does that mean that we’re ready for a knockoff knockout guy Yeti Edition from July 28th 2020 yes can we guess which products came from Flavor Town let’s talk about [Music] that good mythical morning are you ready for some fingerlicking fun are you ready to find products that are stupid good yeah I think y’all know where we’re headed because with that enthusiasm we’re going to be wearing bowling shirts with flames on them in no time yes we are entering the world of guy Fier and he has slapped his name and endorsement on all types of products and why not if you were guy Fier wouldn’t you do that yes I’m trying as it is we’re going to head to flavor Town y’all it’s time for knockoff knockout guy Fier Edition okay so in every round we’re going to have four food or Kitchen products in front of us three are going to be generic and one of them is going to be from guy Fetti himself and I’m saying fiti I’m not saying Fier we’ve always said Fier but he himself the man himself says Fetti all right so that’s what I’m saying all right fi Yeti we’re going to test each product or taste it and place our flag behind the one we think belongs to our frosted tipped hero and whoever gets the most rounds correct wins a very special key the key to flavor town okay round one these are all spicy saces but which one will turn us red in the face like guy Fetti pressed up against a meat smoker I’d pay to see that cuz that’s the test now that one that one looks hot that’s a good saua it’s got some it’s got some kick I can tell by tasting it that it’s going to get hotter but here’s the thing I don’t know if I should think that the one that I like the most is from guetti I don’t love the taste of that one it’s it’s really Smoky I I really like Smoky things yeah you know is it like how am I supposed to feel about guy Fetti like I I respect the man I watched the I have watched his show many times okay I like his enthusiasm about food because you know I like to get enthusiastic about food this one’s sweeter not nearly as hot as the first one that tastes like something you just get a giant jug of for like a camping trip for kids yeah $4 for four gallons right doesn’t it it gets a little hotter I said that so I could dip before you okay I didn’t know it was a r this is another Smoky one which means I like it this even more Smoky than the first one I mean good sa the dude’s it’s like he’s constantly just a little bit on fire I’m not saying he’s constantly lit does he smoke though um I I doubt he does I think he I think he quit no I don’t know I don’t have a clue I wouldn’t put my name on that one I wouldn’t put my name on this one if I was him it comes down to these two from me which one this one seems to be the highest quality I’m going to picture his face it’s also the smokiest oh that one’s got that one’s got a that one’s got a late kick too woo at this point I can’t tell which one’s the spiciest cuz it just starts it’s a rolling spiciness but I think I have my guess and we’re going to indicate our guesses with our fiti ised version of ourselves man I’m thinking about changing my whole look look at how look how good I look here we go I look pretty good too three two one I think it’s got to be this one I think it’s this one okay it’s either one of those it’s got to be right the guy 7even pepper salsa is in Bowl number one yeah there was a little kick at the end of that one that made me think that he’s trying to spice things up you know how guy likes to play I don’t know why I’m doing this the others are happy belly from Amazon Trader Joe’s brand and Market Pantry from Target Trader Joe’s is doing it Trader Joe’s is doing it right working but hey that’s a seven pepper dang guys burn baby burn he says that’s some good salsa round two out of all these basting brushes only one belongs to the mayor of flavor town basting brushes who would have thought that we’d be just sitting here basting I would love to have my name on a baster I don’t actually think it’s necessary to use it but go ahead and be my guest basting is bonding with whatever you’re about to eat you know it’s like it calms it down this one is definitely this is this is like a this is like a zen garden type situation well I was going to this one seems super elegant like that’s the most elegant one yeah this one is like look how sloppy this one this is like this like got a squid on the end this is a master baster look at this thing just I mean you can really keep your distance let me try man you can base all night with that thing think about how much you could you in one go round you can B so much this one does not give me that Zen feeling it’s more of a like look at my baster look at how long it is I’ve got something to prove well if you’re going to put your name on something it might as well be something that’s impressive oh now look at this we got a red head baster that yes come on kids it’s the dinner bell I’m going to get that leg with this one that one’s a Precision baster I’m a leg baster it I don’t it’s kind of long I think you got to use that one in conjunction with this you start with the big Master baster and then you come in with the Precision baster I’m questioning whether this one even works that well just just I mean it’s only it’s only first of all look it’s two layers of Dilly look at this this is like this is like a wig look at those nodules Al together speaking of which now there’s a missed opport oh gosh what’s Happening Here is there like a beer opener on this an offset that’s what they call an offset what is that so you can what what is when somebody throws a hot dog at you you can catch it catch it right there yeah you know how what happens when you’re grilling now this is hot dogs start to get thrown everywhere now this one’s got a long handle and the shortest baster tingles of all of them yeah but it has a lot of baster tingles I mean it has an average amount how does it B that feels good how does that offset I’ll tell you right now what if a hot dog was coming right at your face and it right no no it’s got to come you got to let it through oh you let the whole point of the offset is to let the hot dog come through let it come through and goes right in your mouth see now this one this one’s long and lame and short at the same time it feels again I’m I feel like I’m bonding with it this one’s got a good feeling now let me see if I can just get it in the hole the divot oh there you you oh you know what that’s to keep you from doing this it’s to keep you from sticking it in the hole of the chicken it’s to let you know nope that’s not where it goes we don’t Bas the inside we stay on the outside that ain’t basting my friend that’s something totally different but I do like the way that the the hot dog divot gives it makes it me feel like I’m being more gentle and more connected even though I’m further away but this one is definitely my favorite the missed opportunity is that none of these have blonde tips right what what what the crap no one comes with die you do it yourself you got to freaking turn your tips all right I them I think I’m ready this this is my favorite this is my second favorite all right I’m ready three two one I think he went big I think he went real big too big I think he went red like fire guys basting brush is brush number two yeah he went he went with of course look I mean look at this they were like hey guy how how long do you want theaster tingles and he was like uh 6 in and they were like well usually they’re like an inch and he was like okay compromise three you know the other brushes are Lux grill a brand available on Amazon that’s nice I like that simple elegant bonding Zen Main Stays from Walmart loser that’s bull crap and Grill Mark a private label at Ace Hardware yep inexplicable hot dog divot we don’t know about that round three all right you know over there in the mythical kitchen they’re always cooking up something weird and tasty and today is no exception go over there check out Josh’s latest strange but delicious creation on the mythical kitchen Channel and before we get to this coffee um we were just reading in the comments we wanted to thank you for pointing out that the hot dog divot is actually how you’re you set down the baster without putting the the baster tingles on your table but you still put a hot dog in the divot thank you for those comments see what that does okay duh we’ve got four coffees technically eight because we each get our own mug one of these is from guy Fetti himself and we actually have the grounds link we have the grounds themselves dink it cheers sink it I wonder how guy drinks his coffee you think he just does it black I think it has a flame underneath it constantly like a bunson burner I think a like six cream seven sugars type guys is this instant coffee it’s a K cup oh it’s a K cup all of these are K Cups well you just insulted this one by asking if it was instant yeah that’s that’s what I’m hearing there wasn’t that it wasn’t bad but it wasn’t that great uh this one’s worse good that was was way worse this one way worse nutty I mean it’s got some levels I just don’t like black coffee unless it’s like really really even like you go to one of those places and they’re like you have to get this coffee black anything less would be an insult I’m like it’s already so smooth it still tastes bad though can I add some cream to it because that makes me like you got to have a little cream take your take your mug there for the last one which one is guys Diner blend oh Diner blend Diner oh Diner blend guy you did a diner one of course you did got to go back in though I’m going through again doing the dance oh I’m learning in a rhythm look at this I forgot to even think about how they tasted because I was so focused on how well we were doing this Rhythm this one’s the mildest one this one is the most complex one and then this one’s the worst one ready to get okay but they’re all black coffee so 3 2 1 I’m going all the way over here I I actually like this one the best and I’m believing in the fiti guys American Diner blend is in Bowl number four oh you got it you did it finally look at that guys American Diner blend right there the others are Archer Farms from Target Clover Valley from Donar Dollar General yeah that bad Dollar General and great value from Walmart Walmart’s not doing bad Dollar General needs to go back to the drawing board way to go guy round four all right we have four barbecue sauces in front of us one of them comes straight from the pors of Kai Yeti is that how it works he goes He rings out his arms he eats a big meal and then he just sweats and they collect it and you can there’s already some slathered on it I’m dipping dip that’s thick sweet where’s he from cuz these are all like a Kansas City kind of thing is that is he from the Midwest area area I like that first one it’s all right for me I mean it’s yeah it’s not shocking this one’s Tangier significantly Tangier it’s got more of a vinegar thing yeah he was born in Columbus Ohio okay but he grew up in Ferndale uh California Ferndale that has like a cinnamon almost it is different it’s it’s different than any barbecue sauce I’ve had it’s not bad I like it I like how it’s different and you know guy Fier he’s he’s he’s different I was going to tell you you look great with a fire collar you don’t look that great now this one I’m going to start dressing like him this one’s more peppery this one feels a little generic to me yeah I’m bored by this I’m intrigued by this uh I like this one probably the most but I wouldn’t buy it because yeah I’ve had better versions of both of these but this right here it tastes weird by itself but when you put it on a rib H did he want to make a statement or did he just want to make something that would not get complaints all right I got an answer here we go three two one I think he went I think he wanted to make a statement I think he went with a little bit of vinegar with a little bit of like you said this is every man sauce from all you you also I’m really interested something happened to your face it went away what oh it was so reflective that it was just white it’s gone guy Fair’s Kansas City barbecue sauce is in Bowl number four oh what ah can’t I you know what I totally missed the whole Kansas City thing we said know is we both got it wrong what is this one well the others are from Trader Joe’s yeah good and gather from Target and do you want to take a guess as to what your favorite one was Kroger Dollar General Kroger Kroger got something weird going on but hey but it’s good it’s it to your mix okay all right nobody wins the key no yeah we do cuz I was up too you just because that’s right we tied on the last round I got the key to flavor Town look at this thing where am I going to go look well I’m going to go to flavor town I’m going to get in this little thing and I’m going to take my key and I’m going to stick it in every hole I can find well I’ll just thumb and see what happens thanks for subscribing and clicking that Bell you know what time it is GAF Yeti sells more stuff than we do uh yeah he does and I’ve used baster tingles it’s how I’ve referred to all baster tingles since that episode yeah so anytime somebody points at a baster and says what is what are those things on the end I say Bas or tingles is the technically ter technically term you do a lot of basting uh not as much as I would like to yeah I wish I basted more I feel like I need more basting in my life yeah I think you should base at least once a month I feel I’m I’m under B you’re alive my Al at this point in my career in my life in my age I should be basting more there’s really a moment there’s really a movement going around though to try to for people to base a lot less you know you notice that no there’s like a whole groups of guys that like in forums and they’re trying not to base really well what does their meat taste like it’s very it’s very Bland very Bland it’s very Bland yeah all right uh you ready to wrap up this Marathon we got one more episode for you let’s let’s hang out all right this is uh featuring our good friend giant Deborah yes it’s knockoff knockout baked goods Edition from December 2nd 2022 what’s the difference between a name brand ho ho and a store brand Swiss roll let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning when it comes to snack aied baked goods we tend to getar towards the name brands I’m talking about inman’s Little Debbie uh Hostess uh they’re familiar you almost ran out of names real quick they’re consistent and they are tasty as all get out y’all right but when it comes to the knockoff storebrand versions could they really be that different I mean Tarts is Tarts and buns is buns man and or is Tarts Tarts and buns buns man there’s only one way to know for sure man it’s time for knockoff knockout baked goods Edition all right you know how this works every round we’re going to be presented with a popular baked good and then one of them’s going to be the name brand version the other’s going to be generic or store bought uh discount versions you know of the same food maybe I’ll discover I can save a few Pennies on some baked goods we’re going to be competing to guess the name brand and the losers going to get a knockoff version of a whipped cream pie shoved in their face by the winner oh that sounds like a that won’t lead to a fight nope as you can see we can’t I’ve been told that we have a uh collection of honey buns in front of us and one of them is from Lil Debbie of course um okay there’s there’s and there’s only three there’s only three there’s only one in front of me oh because we were we were told by the team typically when we do this we always have four but apparently when it comes to these little uh baked goods there’s not as much competition so I see a little white [Music] space white space like right in here there’s some wh space that’s a that’s a business term link also it was my nickname in high school um here he comes down the lane Whit space hold on is I’m already eating is there one bun or two buns well I have one is there another one I have another one okay yeah I’m already eating it I’m not a big honey bun man but let me tell you I’ve been missing out cuz that is good ma’am ain’t nothing wrong with a honey you love moist baked goods I do and that’s the whole point of a honey bun are you ready for the second one oh goodness gracious red what oh is it oh you get me this is like I have both of them this is a honey block does white space have both or just one I have one too man good grace this is three times as big and and five times the heft this is too big for Little Debbie this would be you know it’s a totally different taste it’s better I don’t agree because it’s moisture it’s a it’s a the um moisture the icing on it I don’t know I don’t I don’t like it as much because it’s was that your hand I couldn’t even find my mouth I was like I’m just ready to for the third one this one’s really really firm and small this one’s really big oh this one’s medium this is the Goldilocks just right now the the the frosting on this one is a bit crusty but the bun is still very fresh this tastes like many of these are made every day you know it’s got that kind of like at least 10,000 a day you say that is is a bad thing it’s like I love efficiency and this tastes good yeah that gives me a clue it is the worst one all right you ready to guess um shoot well first put your hand over which one you like the best just I like this and the best the Big Daddy I don’t like the big daddy the best but now I have to choose which one is Little Debbie I’m we’re ready okay you have to stab it though you’re not holding your stabber oh yeah I got I am you’re holding I understand that you’re talking to me yeah okay in three two one I broke it you went through the oh I broke it see I knew that you weren’t okay you can take your blindfold off at this point look at that oh we agreed oh look there’s mine it’s the little linkies this is so good okay now Stevie uh I know you want to tell us because that’s your job but I want so bad just I I feel like you just need to take it easy on this round because we should summon the person who is an expert in this round I was thinking the same thing you giant Debra here our call you are big and we are small we hunger for your tasty treats honey buns are all we want to eat we pledge our loyalty for all you do giant Debra please come through getting real laxed with these calls guys what what Stevie this is Stevie’s job but I thought are you busy I this is like my cousin’s thing this isn’t my thing you’re pointing at this one yeah the the you said Goldilocks it’s Ginger loocks this one is little Debbies oh I I’m a fan mhm I knew it was either one of these two but I thought that one was by far the worst and this was by far the best tell your tell your cousin that she needs to up a game I I disagree I think it’s amazing yeah what is this crap so we got uh value by Walmart and 7 select by 7-Eleven this is this is great value this is 7 7eleven is bringing the heat okay gracious boy you’re you’re so happy today yeah I just every time I’m around you guys lately something about I don’t know I get a little tingle in my toies I don’t know I think that it might be the fact that um giant Deborah now uh has a watch yeah yeah right yeah y giant de got a giant watch y’all so hold on so we can just set appointments now we can just set appointments we may not have to call you anymore yeah they do show up they show up giant de can now tell time that’s what you think yeah yeah yeah yeah I yeah that’s some some little consistency I didn’t think about ho ho looks like we got us some ho hoos or swiss cake rolls we’re looking for the Nicole Hostess yes hey Nicole hey ho did you ho us yes you did all right this is a dark ho ho Nicole do you consider yourself a Hostess I’m not Mike but yeah pretty much she’s hiding behind like we can’t even see her she didn’t want to become a Target in this round this is not bad is that a is that a hint You has had this and you said Target oh you’re trying to send me a message this one tastes you’re trying to help me win brownish so you were thinking we should have been blindfolded for this round cuz I think I know what a Swiss cake roll looks like from Hostess well this one give it a try is a lighter chocolate this is more what I would expect but whatever this is I like it better I agree for the same reason that I felt about the first round like it feels less generic in a weird way it’s special I mean it’s got texture to it oh ooh now this one that tastes German you know what I’m saying this one’s really good too what makes German chocolate German chocolate I don’t know but it feels like they’re doing that with that one this one has more ger got a hold of that one but yeah this German one is my favorite and it’s not trying too hard you think they try too hard how do you come to all these conclusions by eating so little of it three two one okay okay well thought it was the worst the weird thing is is that there is a German uh one on here technically it just isn’t the one that you picked okay but the hostess hoos are actually on plate number one these yeah H you and your need a blindfold really we both zonked it yeah and then the next ones are Baker’s Treat from Aldi which is technically a German brand and then uh great value by Walmart you can buy a cart for a c the thing is is I can sense the presence of Germans but I’m I’m working on my Precision well we man what are the chances that’s something you said about 33.33 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 we have toaster treats strawberry toaster Street toaster treats front of us toaster streets and one of them is a poptart which one oh that’s a what that which one oh this one coming in liquid form you you you you sucking my bloody finger is that what you’re saying oh stop stop stop grabbing my finger hold on your finger’s bloody why well then why were you saying you were slurping it oh slurp is a joke everybody else understood all the people without blindfolds understood well I’d certainly think I was eating a poptart that’s Tangy when my kids get their way boy they’ll grabb a top poptart pop shelf popart they I mean we try not to have them in our house but then every time they get their way how often do you let your kids have their way 33.33 3333 percent of the time I think that one may already have a bite taken out of it your bites are oh that bite that bite okay yeah yeah yeah how do you you took a sneaky bite you never stopped talking when you yeah when you picked it up you never stopped talking when you picked it up I I went kind of went I went in there and just I was trying to bite it I got I would think I was eating a poptart if I had this this Berry is a much deeper robust flavor more a jam flavor kind of like those base tapes that Jason Sherman would play in as Camaro in high school oh he was cool man I mean base tapes it was just it was just ba face that’s a good one it’s so good that it probably can’t be a poptart have you bitten this one no this one’s hard gross dare I say healthy yeah this has got tast whole graininess going on like don’t vote for this one dude you would look so stupid so so to me it just really comes I know which one’s my favorite you ready to guess yeah yes ma’am hold on hold on oh thank you 3 2 1 gosh this is this is tough man okay the this is tough would you switch your answer now that you can see them or no uh no uh I feel good about my answer I still think that’s Pop-Tart well you should because the strawberry Pop-Tarts are on plate now number two and that’s my favorite Yeah by far but I thought that this what is this one that’s Kroger Kroger Kroger makes a decent it makes it decent but there’s a the you know what I was thinking it and you ended up saying it and confirmed it that the strawberry jam flavor in here just tasted that much better it also tasted a little bit more familiar and the last ones are Trader Joe’s Trader Joe’s man what a loser what is happening there you may have noticed uh throughout this episode so there’s mugs over here uh here’s one here’s another one he’s got one they’re different they’re different same but they’re connected cuz they both I have uh there’s a link mug when you can see it’s got my face on it and if you go to the other side it’s got the Good Mythical Morning logo on it something tells me you got it wrong I think so and uh it doesn’t matter which side you drink out of yeah and it holds water very well uh We’ve we we’ve kept watering these for up to 24 hours without any spillage actually it doesn’t matter which side you’re drink who wa I thought you were laughing at my laughing at my kind of like non joke and I was like well very proud of myself second that was hilarious go to well I didn’t think it was that funny go to but I appreciate the support you know I don’t it’s the first spit take I’ve ever done on this show perhaps ah yeah all in the name of selling these mugs good God buy them mythical.com and if you don’t like this mug then um we still have a limited supply of our previous 10 years of mythicality mug which I guarantee if you like that one you won’t like this one if you like this one you won’t like that one but you might like both of them and you should like all three of them you get a discount if you buy these together and if you buy that one you know that you can have it when it you receive it I have been told as well that we have a blueberry muffins in front of us and we’re looking for the one from in you I don’t really know how to say it uh so I’m a little embarrassed about it uh but sometimes I ask my wife you want to get some in that’s hilarious yeah and she’s like you talking about are you talking about muffins or I’m not doing that muffins you’re going to be disappointed in the size of these you’ve gone for the wrong plate Link Link no yeah I there’s four of these oh thank you Stevie oh you’re not going to be as disappointed what that’s a tasty muffin I think you like that I don’t like it it tastes like artificial sweetener man you’re really hard to predict I like Martha’s muffins It’s Something Martha like my mom would always make Martha’s muffins these are so is this just a woman in the neighborhood just a recipe that was shared it was a mix I give you this recipe in Jesus love I I like the second one a whole lot better well you know what I liked the first one but I also agree it got better when Martha got involved it got it did get better um well these are interesting and these are just as small where’s the bottom and where’s the top there’s not as much of a blueberry flavor I don’t even know if I’ve ever had this these are these are good though I do like them they kind of have an undercooked quality which is you know always brings me to the yard um no these are tall oh is there we’re not there’s four dude oh God I’m so exhausted I mean it’s like you my way station decided to put two on my side for one round that one’s a little dry yeah H okay I’m ready I don’t know what to think about these intiments I’m trying to think of the packaging I don’t they’re the ones that they always have boxes with like Windows in them yeah window boxes they’re known for that ready to guess wind wind wind two one now I I think I’m voting is this the second one yeah okay good all right so we agreed what happened to your stick round one round one happened to it dude you’re both right yeah and are the little bites these are the best they are the most blueberry is like they have the best blueberry flavor timman you’re not skimping they’re all pretty good except for the last one in my opinion so the others are great value by Walmart yeah Kroger Kroger still is they’re always hanging around and Amazon Fresh not very fresh basos now we’re searching for the hostess donet I think it’s donets donet but you know there was a Donette in our past Zach his mom his mom was Donette Donette Donette quite a woman um hi put the other one up there well no I want to be a smart guy with a monacle okay smart guy man I love these I you can get lost in a bag of these man these and these look identical these are bigger and lighter and these are darker and bigger these are the same you just made a lot of great observations you usually work in a lab oh these are the exactly the same I’m also good at jotting these are bigger and lighter those are bigger and darker like a clipboard eating this makes me want the the powdered one yeah that’s good you got to be careful when you eating the powdered one though that’s good you don’t you’re going to a coffin fit you got to hold your breath I seen an old man almost expire The Taste is about the same but it’s just not as fresh the chocolate is different it is a darker flavor as well as color then we got this like milky larger one um cinnamon there’s a spice to it I don’t like this one as much I don’t really like cinnamon that much though I’m really liking the first one this is this is this can’t be it this is too big too big what is going on with the flavor it’s a weird flavor it’s not even chocolate I think this is I think this is the one post this donet you don’t need to say that though they they do have a weird moment we wait for a moment the cake in a Don is weird and I’m just telling you what your not at calling in the right thing that’s what Zach called her she was a good woman they lived in a house that had these are my favorite it was a it was the first um duplex that I’ve ever seen it wasn’t a duplex it was one level but at the other end of the house it was an apartment for Don’s mom I think it’s technically it was a duplex who got pile drived by Zach in front of his grandma you did yeah so who should know okay which which side of the duplex did you get suplexed in that’s pretty good the grandma’s side that’s what was so weird about it I got duplex that a I got suplex and a duplex she was just watching 3 two one I’m sticking to my guns even though the size doesn’t seem right and the taste is really strange I mean link you’re correct yes I told the strange taste of a Donette it’s they’re much bigger than I remember like once you’ve tasted Donette you never forget it us usually when you go back to things from your childhood they’re all smaller weird you know the other ones are seven select by 7-Eleven great value by Walmart and Kroger Brand uh that means we 7-Eleven really hanging this time that means we tie uh which means we both lose oh we tie yeah we what what was this supposed to be a generic it’s a knockoff cream pie you look smart what kind of voice do you have with that nose my voice thanks subscribing and clicking that Bell you know what time it is I enjoyed that episode we pied each other in the end yep uh as a result of the tie and you know when you you assume the voice of a a a parrot pirate yeah no no no you know it’s funny that you understand that it was the voice of a parrot that is the companion of a pirate it only talks the way that it talks because it’s always near a pirate exactly I got you you get me man I got you this sound like a pirate it sounds more like a parrot doing a pirate and you know what that’s an example of what yes hand and you know it’s even more of an example of that when you ask me oh what’s your voice yeah right and you said my voice my voice that’s if that’s not a yes and but the cool thing about it is when you said my voice you actually meant my voice because you’re doing impersonation of me and I saw yep M there we go you see if you if you hang around each other long enough you can really just jump off of the things that you lay down for each other we little little diving boards we jump off of them have you heard from Donette I have not heard from Donette uh but she didn’t live in a duplex oh oh I stand by that okay I know she did sometimes when you mention people on this show uh you hear from them then she still around Zach’s Mom oh I hope so oh yeah yeah yeah okay it’s Zach’s mom so now oh yeah no duplex hold on no it no they lived in it was a duplex what do you call a duplex it was two homes in a house yeah but two houses in a home yeah that was a duplex no it was a house and my brother knows Zach now he’s got his number so we’re not going to text him and be like is your mom still alive you that you can’t that’s not a but your brother can how’s your mom M how’s your mom R link we’re wondering how’s your mom how’s Donette anyway hello to Chuck as well the elder brother who uh taught us a lot he taught us quite a bit um I would like to can we can we bring back an find the name brand just so I can redeem myself yeah yeah give L an opportunity here I just want let’s let’s do one of those in the New Year 2024 we’re coming at you with a find and name brand oh this has been a Christmas miracle yes it was thanks for joining us next week we have three more marathons for you Monday Wednesday Friday nope we’re just going to see you on Wednesday uh today Monday yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so so yeah man you know on the holidays you forget what day it is but this is an example of yes and because I’m not going to contradict you be like yeah kind of what link said but not really it’s that uh yeah we today’s Monday and then on Wednesday and Friday of this week we’re going to have marathons and the next one that is going to be on Wednesday is the best GMM games featuring mythical crew members so come on back for that on Wednesday the mythical cookbook features fan favorite dishes from GMM and mythical kitchen and tons of completely new original recipes pre-order it now at mythical.com cookbook