Today we relive our most chaotic moments of 2023. Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) Good Mythical Morning. Alright Rhett, when it comes to moral alignment, you know, lawful evils, neutral goods, that type of thing, where do you think I fall? How would you categorize Well, out of respect for all of us who watched you desecrate that lox bagel earlier this year. Okay. I’d say lawful evil because, it was definitely an evil thing to do, but I think you’re operating according to some system. I am. Thank you for noticing. Some Link system. Yeah, I always, I always, there’s always a system in my mind. Right. That leads to the chaos. There is a madness to the method. That’s very neutral good of you, to put it in those terms. Thank you. Unlike us, today’s episode would fall under chaotic good. Because we are highlighting our most chaotic episodes of this year. And they’re good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. They’re so good. I thought they were good. This year we brought back, or we, we’ve done these in the past, but we did more of the non food Will Its, because a lot of y’all requested that we do that, and, you know, these can get a little bit dangerous. They can get a little bit dangerous. Yep, yep, yep. This one is from October 2nd. Well, or August 2nd, you know, whatever, months aren’t important. Oh, I knew it started with a vowel. Right. Will It Fan? Yeah, Will It Fan? First up, we got a summer treat to beat the heat. Now you reach for a popsicle to cool your insides, but now you can cool your outsides at the same time. It’s the Fan-cicle! And we’re not starting it yet, because we want to get a good look at this thing. Oh, that looks fun. ((Laughing)) I think I gotta go on the. I would lick it in a different place. I’m going on the inside. It tastes great. It didn’t cool that well. Dude, your beard is about to go into the machine. That hurts. ((Laughing)) But you know what could make a fanny pack even cooler? If it’s a fan-ny pack. Oh, I get it. Yeah, I got my fanny pack down here, and then I’ve got my fan from the fanny pack coming out, and it’s made of fanny packs. Yeah, tilt it, tilt it to us. It’s kind of, it’s hurting my fupa a little bit. ((Laughing)) Keep that to yourself, man. Don’t tell somebody when that’s happening. That’s good though. I’m feeling it. It gives a little bit. It gives a little fans. And then look. Oh, really? We can go all around Disney. We can ride the rides together. And then if there’s a thrust. ((Laughing)) Now, as you can tell, we spend a lot of time thinking about our hair. Yours looks great today. Touching it, admiring it, trying to get it just right. Zhooshing it. It’s perfect right now. However, humidity can be the enemy of a great hair day, but we now have a solution for that. Introducing the Airbrush! Oh, gosh. ((Laughing)) There you go. I can’t see what’s happening. Can you be a better barber? And tell me. I’m just a fan operator. Are you feeling cool? It feels great. I feel great. There’s no doubt that I feel great. But the question I have is am I getting close to? What are you afraid of? There you go. I think you might be getting a haircut. Oh. There we go. Hey, we got a little caught. ((Screaming)) Oh, look how much hair I lost. There we go. Okay, I’m not gonna touch that. Now we’re just sending hairspray out into the, maybe we should turn this thing off before somebody gets hurt. That’s the only way I know to stop it. This last fan, or should I say fans, is inspired by the sport that has swept the nation from gym classes to retirement homes. Why not play a round or two and cool off at the same time with Fickleball. Gosh, this is not dangerous at all. We’ll just play a good old fashioned game of Pickleball, which we’ve never played before. It’s going right through the middle! All right, let’s just turn these things up all the way, Link. Okay. Gracious. Oh, my goodness! – [Stevie] Okay, okay, okay. Oh, my goodness. – [Stevie] Okay. You wanna say that I won? Did you see how close that got? Stop! Stop! Stop! Turn them off! Turn them off! Do you have any idea how fast that thing was going when it went, like, It felt like it went two inches above my head. Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! That was close. I mean, it can put your eye out. Well, probably not. It could’ve broke your eye socket. Probably not. It could’ve given me a real bad black eye. It could’ve given you a face contusion. I’m glad, Stevie, you know, you stepped in. It felt like a little bit late. But eventually you’re like, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I feel like I need to say something. She was trying to let the comedy blossom before. Right, Stevie? – [Stevie] Yeah, exactly. Let the comedy blossom. Now, the number of people In the comments, who said things, and I don’t know if this is just people being dumb to be cute. But a number of people, a number of people said, I didn’t realize that that wasn’t Rhett’s hair until it came off. I mean, you’re not, you’re not that dumb, are you? I mean, somebody is. Somebody is, but not most of you, right? Well the thing that I feel like this was the year of, my hair just getting out of control. Like, somebody should have told me. Well, we tried. Besides just anonymous commenters. Like people who I, you know? Yeah, a little bit too much on the sides. Is that what happened? I mean, the mullet, it just, I mean, it’s a little, it’s still pretty big, but like, I don’t know, it got, in this episode I definitely noticed, it got a little cray. Yeah, here’s the thing, you can’t tell when it’s happening. You can only tell in retrospect. That’s why we do this. We basically do this to just see how our hair looks. And decide what we’re gonna do for the next year. And apparently Link’s gonna do a little something different. But you needed, you needed a haircut to get rid of that wig that you were wearing for a few months there. And I didn’t have the heart to tell you. Right. That it didn’t look like your real hair. Yeah, yeah. You were reading those comments. I had the fake beard. People think it’s real. I had the fake beard year and this year was the fake hair year. Okay, if we had a chaotic crew member power ranking, number one would probably be our beloved and almighty mascot Belvedere the Cockatrice. Yeah. But in this next episode that we’re gonna watch, I think you managed to be even more chaotic than Belvedere. Oh, yeah? June 13th is when this was released. This was our take on Taskmaster. One of those that went off the rails. It’s time for my redemption. Egg. Hello, Belvedere. I’m happy to serve you today, as always. Hello. To apease, Belvedere the Cockatrice. Try-ce? Sorry. Topple all of the cans off their mantel. Oh, look at the train! All toppling must be performed from behind the throwing line, which cannot be moved. Your time starts when the first can falls. Fastest time wins. This is This is a tall woman! This is a tall woman! ((Laughing)) The throwing line cannot be moved. Oh. Oh. I can go get things. ((Laughing)) No cans! This is so hard. Oh, there’s a bug on it! There’s a spider! It’s a brown spider! Is that a brown recluse? I don’t want to die for this show. ((Laughing)) I love this show, but I’m not willing to die for it. I’m just gonna try this. And if I lose, I’m sorry. Belvedere, I’m sorry. If you get upset, I’m sorry. I have to do this. Okay! I think I’m done! I’m ready! Are you ready? Well, here we go. It’s kind of fun. Wow! ((Laughing)) So I gotta stay back here, and I can’t move this, but ((Laughing)) Whoa! You see that? I got another one of these! ((Laughing)) What? What? Yes! Let me keep doing this. Why are none of the cans falling? Oh! Look at me! ((Laughing)) Hey, man. That was stressful to watch. That was pretty impressive. I used my thinker. That was pretty impressive. Yeah. – [Stevie] Unfortunately, there’s something that we need to discuss, let’s roll the clip. ((Laughing)) ((Applause)) ((Laughing)) ((Laughing)) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I’m so sorry. It’s hard to watch a second time, Link. It’s tough to relive, I mean. The smartest thing you’ve ever done on this show, to be thwarted by one little can. To be at such a height. And to be plummeted to the valley of despair by one can. And we also learn, disappointingly, that Nicole is not willing to die for this show. ((Laughing)) Yeah, what’s up with that? You didn’t have to admit that, Nicole. Isn’t that in something that they all signed? I thought everybody’s willing to die for this show. Right. Right, I mean. It’s just kind of an understanding. I mean, Stevie, let’s start with you. – [Stevie] Yes? Yes, she would die for the show. See, she just said, just like that. Yes. It was very quick, too. Alright. ((Laughing)) Nick? – [Nick] Yeah. Yep. See? See? That’s good. I don’t have to keep going. All we need is a willingness. Are you? Yes! I am. Yeah! You seemed hesitant. I’m just, I can’t believe, and the way that the camera just moved to the, it’s like they knew. Yeah, they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they knew. They knew. They were waiting on it. I just felt like they could have told me. Nope. They didn’t need to tell you that. That was chaos. Does it get more chaotic than that? Yeah, I think it does. I think it does. As you can see, we can. And, not only are we not wearing blindfolds. But, we can see because the lights are on. Yes, exactly. And we have a new appreciation of that now. Yes, because the final chaotic episode was filmed in the blackest of pitch black darkness. And then we decided to make things worse and handed Link darts. From September 28th, this is GMM in the Dark. As you can see, we can’t. Because we are in total darkness right now. The only reason you can see us is because we are shooting with infrared cameras. I can feel that Link is touching me. If you want to see what we actually see, let’s go to that shot. Yes, this is what it actually looks like for us. You can see the only thing that’s emitting light right now, the glow in the dark mugs. – [Stevie] The first game you’re playing, you know well, and it is international darts. Seriously? ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Please, Link, don’t even pretend gesture with darts, because you were closer to Rhett than you thought you were, with that one. You mean like this? Hey, put the darts down. Put your darts down. So, this is the desk, which means that, that’s the map. ((Clicking Tongue)) ((Laughing)) What are you? I’m echolocating. It’s doing nothing. That’s, that’s crow, that’s crow speech. I just hear myself clicking. Okay. Alright, what’s your guess? Give it a chuck. It’s just lemon, so I think this is somewhere in Europe. You hit it! Hey! I’m going for Brazil. I just wanna be very specific, so when I hit it, it’s impressive. All right. I know Brazil is big, but I can’t see it. I’m listening. See if you hit Brazil. Brazil. Here we go ((Laughing)) Okay, I don’t know about you, but. I don’t think. That didn’t sound like cork. Yeah, your first one counts, but let’s just see if you can hit the map. I mean. You got an automatic 50. If that was the filing cabinet. Just so you know, you got an automatic 50. This is just to see if you can vindicate yourself. Okay, here we go. Okay, that was also. You know what? I think two’s enough. You hit the filing cabinet, or you hit something metal twice. The filing cabinet. Is behind me, actually. The filing cabinet should be here. – [Stevie] Okay, now Chase is going to, don’t, Link. I’m doing I’m throwing another one, Chase. – [Stevie] Okay. Okay. ((Laughing)) What the crap? Okay, that’s it. You’re done. – [Stevie] And what’s gonna happen is I’m gonna assign each one of you a specific item. And all you have to do is find it in the tub. With your mouths and not using your hands. Golly. What? – [Stevie] Yeah. Gosh, this is scary! That was hairy, man! – [Stevie] Oh, God. What? – [Stevie] Oh, God. What is that noise? What is this? I’m so scared. The first thing I touched was hairy. I think I gotta come back over there. Oh God! Let’s switch back. ((Laughing)) I think I bit a condom. Can we just call this a draw? Did you find my paci? Maybe. Well then get, where is it? Where is it? Give it to me. Give me paci. Give me my paci. Where you at? Come here. Can you give me that paci? Where you at, buddy? Come on. Where you at? Hello? ((Laughing)) What’s happening? I hate this! I did hate it. Wow. That was discombobulating. Iit wasn’t a condom though, it was just a water balloon, is what I was told. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. So, for the record, all these months later, it was just a water balloon. I think that was the first, the first time that a fully intact penis has been in one of our mouths on this show. So that was a first. Fully intact? Fully intact. You know, it was fully, it was a fully intact bull penis. We’ve had pieces of, we’ve had pieces of penises. Yeah. Penis pieces. Like, we’ve had lots of penis pieces. Yeah, that was disturbingly long. We’ve never had a whole penis until 2023. It’s like one of those fire hoses that’s like, emergently draped over a, like, you know, the emergency fire hoses, they’re like, wound up in. Yep. Is that what it, it is like inside of a bull? It’s like, it’s a? Yeah, it’s like Fruit by the Foot. Ready to go. Why do they, I mean, why does it, why do they need that much? I don’t, I mean. Pastures are big. Yeah. Pastures are big. Sometimes you don’t wanna walk to the other side. Yeah. Right. To procreate. You just unfurl that thing. Okay. And it, you know, took a lot of work to make it completely dark in there. It did. I remember all the work that the team went into. We kept finding little pieces of light. And it was totally worth it, guys. You did a great job. We looked crazy. Like, our eyes just looked insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s disturbing. Yeah, it wasn’t pleasant to watch. Alright, let’s put the chaos behind us and move on for Friday’s episode of Best Of episodes of 2023 when we talk about our most embarrassing moments. Oh, I wonder which thing about me we’re gonna have to watch again. I can’t wait. See you Friday. Again, no Good Mythical More today, so I don’t, you know, what do we do? Well, what do you do? You just watch more Good Mythical Morning. How about that? Okay. – [Rhett] Need Mythical merch in a hurry? Try Amazon.com/Mythical for grooming, logo wear, and reissued designs delivered with lightning fast Prime shipping.