Little tin horns, little toy drums, and your favorite moments of 2021. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical special holiday episode. – As you prepare to countdown to the new year, we invite you to stop. – Stop. – Don’t start counting yet, because first we’d like you to join us here in counting down the top five favorite moments of the year, as voted on by you. – We’ve made so many memories Rhett over this year, 2021, it’s been a strange year. We’ve made a lot of strange memories. – Yeah, we tend to do that. – Our friendship, it’s deepened. – I thought you gonna say we made some strange memories, and our friendship is strained. (Rhett laughing) – Our friendship has blossomed as we’ve gone through the previous top five episodes over this is this week and last week. – Yes. – Boy, I’ve just, I don’t seem sincere, but I am just so grateful. – (laughs) I know I seem like I’m joking, but I’m being real serious. – It sounds like I’m being facetious, but I’m so grateful that I have to be facetious about it, so I don’t just start balling before we get through this favorite moments as voted on by you of this year. – You might cry, but I don’t think it’s going to be sentimental crying. It’s going to be crying in fear or shame. Let’s find out. – I love it. – [Stevie] Taking the mound at number five, a special surprise guest swoops in with some hall of fame worthy shade, just when we needed him most. – We are coming for you. Kernersville. – We’re gonna drive all the way there. – We’re tracking you down. So angry about the wood. Did you know anything about this? Does somebody? – [Britney] You know what? I’m pissed. (Link laughing) But, I do have something… That I feel like might make you feel better. – Yep, okay. I’m pissed, here’s something to make you feel better. What? – Link, Rhett. baseball hall of famer Wade Boggs. – We know Wade. – I understand you guys have a problem with the way my bar (sniffs) (exhales) smells. (Rhett and Link laugh) It smells like the hall of fame. (Rhett chuckles) – You guys– – It’s such a moment. – Owe me a big smelly apology. – Wade Boggs has become a WWE wrestler (laughs). – That was special. – He has gone into wrestling. – This is not chocolate, but that was freaking Wade Boggs. – You know what we’re doing? We’re going to send Wade Boggs the Kernersville, because apparently he’s got a problem with you. – [Britney] Wait, wait, wait, doesn’t that make you feel better, don’t you feel better? – No we didn’t feel better. I’m disoriented. – [Britney] Don’t you feel better? – Because here’s what had happened, we were– – That is pretty cool, we got the boxer. – We were throwing shade, and then all of a sudden we got shade. Shade. – Yeah. – But Wade Boggs just made an appearance on the show without our permission, by the way. (Link laughing) And I got duped. I don’t know– Double surprised. – If Wade Boggs picked you up. I’d watch that. – I love it, the whole, he’s got a museum in his house apparently. – He’s a hall the famer, he’s a hall of famer. And, look, after watching that… It almost smells good, smell it. Don’t it smell good? – It smells horrible. (Rhett laughing) Hold on, I’m going to gain my composure. – [Britney] Okay. – Wade Boggs, thank you for taking the time out of your busy day. – Thank you Mr Boggs. – To give us a personalized… Did you pay him through Cameo? (Rhett laughing) We got Boggs man. – But it wasn’t vertical video. – Mr Boggs, for validating our show… With your shade. We got full Boggs’d. And we were already… On the ropes with this wooden chocolate bar. And then all of a sudden coming up from… From the corner, from the corner of the ring, Wade Boggs comes up, and is just like– – You’re going with a boxing analogy for a baseball hall of famer. I was trying to figure out what… – Yeah, I don’t know. – He could be a celebrity boxer. They let him leave his hall of fame ring on. – Well no, right– – It was bare knuckled. It was a boxing, but there was a little bit of wrestling, which you had already done. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and we did find out, I probably already said this, I don’t know any more. I can’t remember. – He doesn’t know what he said. – Wade Boggs did make a pro wrestling appearance at some point. – Oh, I don’t know. – And so he has been through the pro wrestling media training, which is why he was so good at that. – Right. – I heard that you don’t like the way my bar (sniffs) (exhales) smells. – Puts it behind his back. – When you throw that much of a sniff in the middle of a sentence, that’s pro-wrestling media training right there. The average person just can’t talk like that. – You just watch the Rock for a couple of… – Oh, you think you can just watch the Rock and you know what he’s cooking? No. – I don’t know, that was special. And then he came back, if you remember, with an entirely new, fresh video. – But it wasn’t quite as smooth. – It wasn’t as smooth. It was a little choppy, but it was an entirely new video. Is that the next moment? – No, I doubt it. – I bet it is. – [Stevie] At number four it was a moment that was 2000 episodes in the making. And Rhett and Link celebrated with a cake, a song and you. – Good Mythical 2000 episode. Wow, you remember that? Remember that confetti? – We did it everybody. (crew applauding) We did it. It’s amazing how it all fell right in front of the desk. 2000. Who would have thought that this little idea of ours would turn into 2000 episodes and counting. – 30,000 minutes is the length of one story from “Mythical” kitchener Trevor, at a company holiday party conducted over Zoom. (crew laughing) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I remember watching the Facebook song, and my grandma Carolyn saying, “That’s your cousin, and I thought it was so cool.” – [Charles] Congratulations on your 2000. – That is the moment of the year right there for me. That was very sweet, but I am worried your dad might be being held hostage somewhere. Very pixelated. – That was my dad. – I think that he is being forced to make a video, and we need to stop what we’re doing right now. And we need to go to a jungle somewhere, and rescue him, okay? – The official GMM 2000th episode, $2,000 cake of mythicality. – Look at all these references. – Is this even a real cake? – This is a real cake but I don’t wanna touch it. Boggs is on the cake. – And then we’ve got an ant, we’ve got a cockroach here, we’ve got the Furbie destroyed by the guillotine. Dead Furbie. We got the (indistinct) that went in your ear. – Wade Boggs has gotten prominent placement. – (laughs) Yeah, he has. The bowling bowl from the fire bowling episode. – It’s not something that needs to be broken down. 2000 episodes. But I do know it’s about– – Those happened. – A relationship that goes through a lens. And that’s actually, it means something, it means something on the other side. Preach. – And we only know that because we’ve heard it back from you. – And yeah, that montage was incredible, but you guys are also, we hear that from you… You’re very vocal in how much you appreciate what we’re doing, and we appreciate you guys. And it’s a beautiful symbiotic relationship, that we couldn’t do this without you. ♪ We share ♪ ♪ 2000 warnings ♪ – Legs. (Rhett laughing) ♪ Thanks for subscribing ♪ – It’s a surprise every time. ♪ Clicking that bell ♪ ♪ You know what time it ♪ ♪ Is ♪ We could be in a Disney musical, that’s what that feels like. And then we just kept on going. And you know what? The next time you see us fresh… We will be celebrating a decade of this show at the top of the year, a frigging decade of “Good Mythical Morning”. We got a lot of stuff planned for that, I’m very excited. But yeah, it can’t hurt to have a little sentimentality with the 2000 episode. And yeah a little tear shed. And my dad got out of the woods. That’s what we found out later. – We’re all glad for him. – We’re all glad for him. – He was replaced by Wade Boggs though, who is now trapped. – Is that why we haven’t seen Boggs anymore guys. – There’s gotta be one person in the woods at all times. – I’d like to see Boggs and my dad go at it. (crew laughing) (Rhett laughing) – That would be, man, you know what? Because we talked about the whole celebrity boxing thing, and how we don’t want to do that. We don’t want to hurt ourselves. I don’t want to hurt you. – But I put Boggs and your dad up for that, for sure. – Let’s do it right now. – Okay. – All right. Wade Boggs, my dad is challenging you to a fight, to the entertaining conclusion, not death. – But if somebody dies that’s all part of it. – Speaking of entertaining– – [Link’s Dad] See you later. – Oh okay. – He’s decided to leave now. – Bye dad. – See you later. – Speaking of entertaining conclusion, this is the last day to get the Rhett and Link plushies. And they talk. – [Link’s Doll] Insane. – [Rhett’s Doll] Do your Mythical best. – [Link’s Doll] Not a sponsor. – [Rhett’s Doll] Dang it. – [Link’s Doll] Let’s talk about that. – Yep, you missed your opportunity. – [Rhett’s Doll] I’m not a sponsor. – [Link’s Doll] Man, I wish my nickname in high school. – [Rhett’s Doll] Let’s talk about that. (Link’s doll yells) The smell of that. – Okay, so, you gotta be “Mythical” society third degree quarterly or annual member. And you gotta join now. Plus, you know what? We’ll sweeten the deal, today only we’ll give you 15% off a third degree quarterly or annual plan. So that you can join up and get these things, so don’t miss out. Visit mythicalsociety.com today, the last day of 2021. – You just said we’ll sweeten the deal, you just made that call right now. – I just made it up, yeah. 15% off, I have that power. – Can you do that? – You can do it. You want to take another 15 off? – You know what? I’m going to take the same 15 off. He’s going to take a credit– for the second half of the day. – Okay. – First half of the day, Link’s 15% off. The second half a day, hands off to me, 15% off. – [Rhett’s Doll] As you can see, we can. – [Link’s Doll] Would you like some wood? – All right, keep them coming prerecorded Stevie. – [Stevie] The number three moment of 2021 is actually a collection of moments. Yes, nothing warms your heart like meaningful visits from loved ones, in the form of cameras hidden all over the set. – Hey mom. – [Rhett’s Mom] That’s right, it’s me. Rhett’s mama. – Hey mama Dy, how are you today? – [Rhett’s Mom] Look at my big boy, all grown up, except for his chin. (Rhett laughing) – I’m sure my mom has some encouraging words for you. – Oh, is she back? – Yeah. – [Rhett’s Mom] I hope that rash on your private area went away. – Yeah, she’s talking to you (laughs). – What about me mama Dy, how do I look? – [Rhett’s Mom] I miss your sweet smooches. – Hey, hey, hey, hey. – It seems like I wanted to talk to your mom more than you did. – Is there anything you want me to know before I throw my first dart? – [Rhett’s Mom] Rhett, when was the last time you tried on a signature pair of Dockers’ khaki pants? (Rhett laughing) – Mom, just to be honest with you. – Remember that? – Dockers by Dockers. – [Rhett’s Doll] How dare you. – She just loves Dockers man, that’s all it is, she just loves Dockers. – [Rhett’s Mom] Link, you seem tense, I think some Dockers’ premium heritage chinos would do you good. (Rhett laughing) – I know you’re sponsored. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – [Rhett’s Doll] Dockers. (Rhett and Link laugh) – Hey dad, how are you doing? – [Rhett’s Dad] Hey Rhett, it’s me, your father. We’re all depending on you, don’t let us down. (Rhett laughing) – It’s crazy to me. Hey dad, how are you doing? – [Rhett’s Dad] Hey Rhett, it’s me, your dad. I heard you boys are eating some cheese today. – Yeah, we are, we love cheese. – [Rhett’s Doll] Here’s a fun fact, there are no words in the English language that rhyme with cheese. (crew laughing) – You know what? He’s right. Dad, do you have any insights for Link? – [Rhett’s Dad] Cheese was invented in the year of 1986. – – That’s totally accurate. – I’m just trying to figure out where his sources are, because… – Didn’t seem to be right about thing. – So far I don’t know if any of it’s been true. – [Rhett’s Dad] It’s called blue cheese, because it has made from the milk of the bluejay. (Rhett and Link laugh) – That’s my favorite one ever. – Yeah, that is the best. It no longer matters how wrong he is, it’s just interesting. – The milk of the bluejay. He is joining us from the woods. Hey, Link’s dad. – [Link’s Dad] I’m still out here in the woods, frankly I’m lost. – Oh, you are dad? – [Link’s Dad] I hope you boys were still telling dirty jokes. I got a few more up my sleeve. (Rhett laughing) For my birthday my friends gave me a bunch of old dirt, I told them I appreciate the sediment. (Rhett laughing) – You get it? Because it’s like sentiment. – [Link’s Dad] Why did the astrophysicists go digging in the dirt? – Why? – [Link’s Dad] He was looking for wormholes. (Rhett and Link laugh) – I love it when he cracks himself up. – You found that one funny yourself. – You know what? Some of the best comedians laugh at their own jokes. – Somebody has to. (Link’s Dad laughing) (Rhett laughing) – There you go dad. – We’ll send you a care package in the woods, got to figure out your address though. Chin up dad, you’ll be all right. – [Link’s Dad] Hey boys. – Hey. – [Link’s Dad] It’s me, Link’s dad. (Rhett laughing) – He’s back. – See. Total reset. – He’s back. (Rhett and Link laugh) – Man, that was a lot of fun man. – It’s good to bring the parental units into this thing. – Yeah, they got a way about them. – Yeah that was special. Worthy of your votes, I agree with that. Let’s do another. – [Stevie] Our number two moment comes in the form of sweet dartboard redemption. After years of questionable guesses and interesting throws, Link finally shows the world all of that talent he’s been bottling up. – I definitely feel like with this chili sauce, we gotta be thinking something over there on the far Eastern part of the map. So I’m going to try to out Brunei you. – You’re gonna out Brunei me? Okay. Accuracy, accuracy. (Link shrieks) – What? I think I just nailed frigging Brunei. Did you see that? – [Rhett] Oh, this might be your day Link. – I aim for something– – He looks like a bad documentary after you die. (Link laughing) It’s all gonna be like this. – You hit on Brunei, you hit Brunei on the exact red part. – [Rhett] Oh, so if it’s Brunei that means it’s zero for you. – [Britney] The arduous process of harvesting Palm trees has been passed down through generations in… Brunei. – Yes! Look at that. Look at what I did on purpose. – [Rhett] Okay, it’s only round one. – I got one right. – [Rhett] It’s only round one. – Every part of it came together for me. – As the director of this documentary I just wanna say back off just a little bit. (Rhett and Link laugh) – Oh yeah, that was a moment. It’s quite a moment. Number two, wow, all the way up there at number two. – Did it make it a number two? That was it, that was number two? – Yeah. – I bet I got number one too. (Rhett laughing) The top moment of the year. – I have a feeling, I have a feeling. Is… Is the evening eligible? – Yeah, I think it is, and since we haven’t seen it, it’s gotta be the top moment of the year has got to come from. – Okay, well then it’s neither one of us, it’s somebody else’s moment I believe. – A certain lady? – That’s what I’m predicting. – All right, let’s see. – [Stevie] And now your undisputed favoritest “Good Mythical Morning” moment of 2021 didn’t happen in the morning at all. It was an evening with good friends, good drinks and good old Britney. – This desk comes with a certain expectation, maybe we should be presentable. – There’s a certain standard. – Our parents are watching, but not tonight. Why are these guys cursing like they just discovered cursing. (crew laughing) – Cursing is so fun, it’s delicious. – They’re not good at it. (crew laughing) – [Crew Member] It’s just the whole evening, I guess. – I only see what we do. Do you shave your stinky balls? – Something in the balls, give it to me again. Looking. – Do you shave your stinky balls? – Looky. – Do you shake your stinky balls? – You ever get sticky balls? Yeah man, real sticky. Good, good, this is helpful. – No, no, no. – [Link] Come on Rhett. – No, I shouldn’t have done this. I shouldn’t… (crew cheers) I shouldn’t have done that. And you shouldn’t have shown it again. Twinkies will it penis? Yes. Why are you targeting me? – What a night man. – You look like you’re ready to spend, you look like you have disposable income. (Rhett laughing) He dresses like a poor Bill Gates (shrieks). (crew cheering) That a boy. Oops. – How come y’all got so much real money? (Link laughing) Like somebody just broke out some 100s and some 50s, that’s real man, that’s not fake. – Real money. Yeah man, this is the future of “Mythical”, put this back in the satchel. And here we have it. – Look at those eyes. She’s gonna watch you. (crew laughing) (Rhett speaks indistinctly) (crew laughing) – Right here, right here, right here. Put it back up here, here we go, there we go. Put it up there. She’s a rental, she’s a rental. – [Rhett] Hold on, we just lost both of her eyeballs. – Damn it man. – How do the eyes look? (crew laughing) – Crazy. – And that does it for “Good Mythical Evening” y’all, what a night? (crew cheering) – What a night, yeah. I haven’t seen that, I haven’t watched that back. I’ve seen like very small clips and… GIFs on the internet, but, good gosh. What a night, what a year. You know what? I’d love to be showered with a gift, or, yeah. – This is from the writers. – From the writers. This is our final gift, because this is our final look back. – No cozy like Christmas cozy. Warm and fuzzy wishes for a very merry Christmas. It’s probably time that I acknowledge that every one of these seems like they were all written by the same person. – Physically it’s the same handwriting. – The penmanship is… – It must have been emailed from all the departments to the one hand writer. – To Rhett and Link from the Mythical writers, to show our appreciation for another great year we got you in NFT. Here is a newly framed tableau of the writers. And we also wanted to introduce our newest new writer Britney. We think she has a lot to offer. Okay, so this is going to be… – You open up that side, and we’ll hold it up with both of us. (paper crinkles) Oh. There’s the writers. – Britney’s barely hanging on (laughs). She’s over there in your– – Which one is Britney? – She’s in your left hand. – Oh. (Rhett laughing) – I was like, “Is he being serious right now?” – [Link] I didn’t see that. – I was expecting a– – Thank you writers for making Britney optional. – I was thinking this was going to be a complete recreation of the last supper with Britney in the middle. But this is a close second. – This is kind of special. There we go. – Yeah. Let’s put that right above our door. (crew laughing) But our exterior door (laughs). We could put it in the writer’s room, that’d be weird. – Yeah, well this is our gift, we’ll put it in our room. – Yeah, that would seem like we were giving it back to them. – We’ll put it in our room. – Thanks writers. – Yes, and thank you for being a part of this year, for being a part of 2021. For 2000 episodes and counting, for laughing with us every morning depending on your time zone. And it’s your daily enjoyment that keeps us going, and being our “Mythical” best. – Yes, thank you for making us a part of your daily routine, and for surviving 2021 with us. Have a great holiday. We’ll be back. (Rhett laughing) – Monday, January 10th, season 21. Like I said, we’re going to be celebrating a decade of doing this together. – Until then happy new year little beasties. – [Rhett’s Mom] Dockers. (Rhett laughing) – [Link] Today is the last day to get the Rhett and Link plushies, plus 15% off third degree, quarterly or annual plans today only. Details at mythicalsociety.com.