GMMore 1001: Gluten-Free Cookie Taste Test

that’s a good lipid not a bad one it just took you out of getting it here thanks for whispering balls boy what does it say about me that uh I’m so bad at reading lips uh well just keep your hearing man yeah all I can say keep that hearing uh and so tomorrow’s good mythical crew and then just a reminder we got that music video coming oh oh buddy system music video before episode 1 next week so that will be Sunday music video Sunday Sunday good mythical crew every Saturday but right now Lizzy comes out who’s coming out here in case you get Pacey both you guys little mutt hey someone out gonna tell me about their gluten free nuts but I don’t have to listen no you shouldn’t listen you’re not supposed to be subjected to this but you should stick around for comments cuz this is a trope this is a trope that people who are gluten free like to like to go on and on and on about being gluten free well let let me before you begin talking let me before you begin talking what I will say is that don’t look at me like that right in closer I have become a little bit more sensitive to people with dietary restrictions now as you can see I’m still eating dairy on this show because it would be kind of a be very difficult thing to accommodate not eating any dairy but I’m limiting dairy in my own diet and that and I have become the annoying guy at the restaurant looking through the menu and then asking questions the thing that I’ve always hated if like if my wife like asks a question about an ingredient or having a dish it’s like just say what the dish is and get it and eat it does it have mushrooms are they roar they cook but now I’m like the wrong hollandaise sauce have dairy and I’m that guy and I don’t like that guy but I’m becoming more sensitive to the fact that people have dietary restrictions as I’m implementing one right now I’m just doing a little elimination thing it may not stick around forever I don’t have to explain myself to you but you guys have to explain yourself to us so what’s your deal well we have celiac disease both of you have celiac disease oh I have my mom has celiac sand I have an intolerance you have half celiacs and your full silly acts I am yeah I’ve never been tested so I’m not cool terrible thing to happen when I eat it but I don’t feel it it’s not cool but it’s it’s cool to have something it’s it I have a disease yeah it’s cool to have something there right how did you deny her that you had it um I was sick a lot and then you have to do a test that I’m not gonna explain how that’s done on the show and it’s super gross oh yeah and just the thought of just where my mind went pretty much they scrape the inside of your intestine yes what I’ll sing it and then you find out and it’s so you spent I got a long way the short way with the long way below Google it links so I’m not listening anyway do uh so I’m assuming especially because thanks for your patient I’ve already two strikes one more and I’m out it wasn’t as prevalent as it is it was probably as prevalent but we didn’t know as much about it so you probably went to what age before this happened like you were sick up until what age and they’re like oh we should test her for this yeah I wasn’t diagnosed until a couple years ago but my mom has celiac so I actually grew up eating a lot of gluten-free okay it didn’t I don’t think I was affected as early as I would have been had I been eating like a normal and isn’t it true that once you eliminate it completely then you actually become more sensitive if you accidentally get it in yes yeah you can’t hear like because my mom didn’t know she had celiacs until she was like 50 probably died well I guess about 50 because I didn’t find out until I was like 19 because I was getting sick all the time and having like like eczema that’s exciting on my face that was a fun reaction um someone told me it looked like I’d spilled baby food all over my face but it was just my skin so I did an elimination diet because my mom had been diagnosed with celiac sand then when I did that it was very apparent that the wheat is what was causing the like reactions and intestinal party reactions as well so I stopped eating it but let’s talk about the positive side of this can we these cookies are better than those well what I mean you want one right now Eddie’s that yes I do always even though I even want me time for breakfast what that’s the only way to find out if you have it is that they don’t have a new updated like blood test the blood test but it’s not as accurate and I think you have to do your steps to I mean there’s the thing is called the anis test where you can test for it’s a full blood panel to figure out everything you’re allergic to is this what what is there is there some sort of positive thing besides hey these cookies actually tasted better somehow maybe they just made the regular cookies bad on purpose I was not having horrible reactions I think let me read the insides when I go outside but legitimately one one thing is that gluten is really only found in processed foods I mean bread is a processed food like that so if you like did the Paleo diet for instance and you actually just only ate Whole Foods your bet you’re doing a gluten free diet yeah which is more healthy anyway so it would be healthy for everyone to do it well the only thing is though like if you don’t if you can eat it like bread is delicious eat it I miss it I miss pasta you know but and gluten-free pasta kind of tastes it tastes like gum a little bit you go to parties to a lot like pizza make and you’re just sitting there in the corner sometimes I eat the toppings off the pizza though and then I just have diarrhea cute but you sit in the corner don’t see me cry literally usually what happens is I’m not eating anything and people like oh I’m so sorry can I get you like celery I’m like yeah that’s the only thing I eat celery and carrots I’m a rabbit people hmm now you got me thinking that this might be my problem maybe there’s only thing I haven’t cut out what is what people say though yep because you know you need to tell me what to say yeah for this if what I’m still having at a party when you’re sitting in the corner what am I supposed to say besides you want some celery oh just I mean usually I’m I’m okay it’s not like I don’t go to parties and demand gluten-free foods like I know that they’re probably not gonna be there and I’ll eat beforehand I do like Scarlett O’Hara and I eat my dinners beforehand as well so that you don’t gobble up all the food there and like some people don’t want to know they think they’ve made something gluten-free and they offer to you and then you eat it and you’re like all you like Oh gluten oh you said gluten I did that recently with I say something oh never fail yeah I paid there you guys come out of the zipper of your pants yeah cuz it was gotta be something we just ate that a gluten free zipper yeah don’t glue your zippers by the way I’ll never get them open all zippers don’t unzip your zipper just all zippers say what do you thing on excellent is it not X Y Z what is it say it used to be the case but not anymore zippers you know they’ll be made in the same place YKK yeah YKK huh huh my zipper doesn’t say nothing nope yeah maybe it’s just lady zippers now um Eddie is bringing up pictures of bread made in the shape of a skull like I get what they’re trying to say so write it down but what being in Los Angeles that makes it easier yeah for sure like when I go back home to Maine it does get harder um although it’s so much better now than it was wanna I mean 19 so that I was it was like eight years ago that was a lot harder back then mm-hmm oh it’s pretty easy Colorado is actually pretty trendy so it actually wasn’t it’s not too too horrible but I just you just have to cook a lot more often which is healthier also so what if how would people like maybe there’s a mythical beast who is wondering if they if they’re havin intolerance to gluten what are the signs farts yeah oh yeah a lot of intestinal issues it just kind of feels like there’s a firey monster in my intestines and it’s like just waiting to come out and then you fart a lot and I’m thank you good this must be your punishment I’m making a parchment yeah then you go to the bathroom I’m enjoying it and it just it all comes out and it’s not good there’s like a lot of air in there – oh really a lot of hair yeah it’s the ocean I like those are loving in the way favorite so like farty diarrhea yeah yeah man farty diarrhea you should probably stop eating gluten well party at Mario after you’ve eaten something with a lot of gluten yeah and not just like oh I ate your pizza and then I felt bad that probably happens to most people it’s like mmm smaller amounts during that still cause an issue mm-hmm like one slice of pizza gives you farty diarrhea yeah like once a year I think maybe I’m not gluten intolerant and I can do it this time it’s usually around Oktoberfest if I’m being honest and then something happens here at gluten it yeah yeah and then I learn a beer yeah I make gluten-free beer now but well they’re gonna be putting glue in beer well beer is just gluten it’s wheat oh that’s right liquid gluten yeah yeah but yeah wine doesn’t have gluten no correct is this made from grapes everybody and sockies rice sake is rice yeah but uh long story short I learned every year that I really shouldn’t eat it so I’ll just keep that up once a year let’s be fine so what do they make gluten free beer out of that I don’t ring Oh sorghum that’s what it is sorghum so I don’t know but that’s what’s on all about it’s not good I’m sorry gluten-free beer makers hmm that’s the one thing that’s just not good I just drink cider making gluten flour may take a little more effort to produce put this for the celiacs who will now be able to enjoy a beer the payoff never stop that’s not true cuz it tastes weird and sweet yeah cuz it’s made from sorghum which is like I reading something I actually just thought that is like sugar cane mmm oh no you know what you just did link just everybody knows just prepare for the future in the future you will have access to the Internet in a little eyepiece and you’ll have to be good at saying things and making it seem like you’re not just reading up from the internet and then after 20 years after that you’ll be directly tapped into the greater network and you’ll be able to access it just like a thought and at that point it’ll be super be okay but in the transition period super there’s gonna be a social expectation to cite your source in conversations just like a right yard is this gonna be like you’re gonna be because you’re gonna be a tool if you cannot you’re gonna tender somebody and you’re gonna go to the coffee shop and they’re gonna be like this person’s super are you actually smart are you just on the internet right now like you’re gonna have to ask that question I’m it does it Madeline no does it matter on the internet anyway know that if you’re reading something off the internet in conversation as if you’re saying it that is blurred lines manner I don’t think everyone be doing everybody’s gonna be doing not cool though but then when the network goes down all of a sudden you’ve got a dunce and I don’t care how great the internet gets it’s gonna go down all the time in the future you say dots a dunce so you can be like we’re having a great gluten-free dinner oh no suddenly he became an idiot that was like is the internet down again you know I’m saying it’s like again that’s that’s what’s gonna have a future you better be ready for maybe that’ll solve some problems though cuz I mean I went on a date once with somebody who wasn’t aware that Italy was part of world war two but that problem could have been solved if you were able to look that up and maybe we’d be happily together so this is the kind of fact that RISM deal-breaker for you that not knowing that Italy was involved that’s a big one you’re like hey you learn something new every day and I was like I had a don’t like that saying not in that context I had an I had a girlfriend school out here trying to play off your unremitting judgment I had a girlfriend no name link I had a girlfriend who reckoned name I know all of their night did not know the freezing temperature of water and that was strong number one and then that’s not as bad for some reason I love a shame this is 16 you see we’re in science news and we’re talking Celsius no she didn’t know that 32 degrees she didn’t know that that was freeze you know that 32 degrees Fahrenheit is freezing it’s pretty bad but and I was like that stuff but that’s not I’m making a break it but the second straw okay actually for me it only took two straws that broke the camel’s back was we’re gonna win camera we were watching it was a one hunk amble well we were watching a video movie in the VCR as you did back there in the 90s and we got through with the video and she like goes up to the VCR I let rewind the tape because you to reap Lee’s be kind rewind before you returned it and then we start flipping through the channels and we flip past channel three because everything happening on the VCR was on Channel three kids this is how we used to live and when we passed in Channel three I saw the movie going backwards you know and she just but she just kept she kept going through she was the one flipping the channels like what will go Willa you two went past three and then I saw the movie rewinding she’s like yeah I’m right because I’m rewinding it I was like you got a hit stop and then rewind and it rewinds a whole lot faster and you can’t see it she’s like well you learn something every day and and and I’m sorry when she didn’t know that I was I broke up with her a week that was the bad one not the water-rat what right hey Frank came to school in actually and told me the story I was like you should break up with don’t work the water was the first thing I was like waters been yeah you got you gotta be sharper than that I’m sorry you gotta be sharper than that I know that for me Lee is the one shaped like a boot yeah that’s that’s more than you know so he didn’t know it was shaped like I don’t think he knew where it was entirely cuz the war wars I mean that was a long time ago you know that’s we know the three though don’t put me on the spot don’t make this about you guys wouldn’t make a good match don’t worry you would hate me wait you already hate me okay cool yeah yeah no I know I mean Casey I’m sorry about this it’s not cool especially I think it’s uncool I feel for you I think there’s like buttons that are like whoa celiac well there probably aren’t like a convention yeah why it made one in my mind that’s what I’ve done dating website that’s like Oh gluten-free singles right gluten-free singles calm I think we had it you know these farmers only there might be this the two of you will never stick together hahaha alright you know what how are you paying for that gluten free singles not a sponsor yet tapes also not a sponsor yes [Music]

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