GMMore 1019: Potato Head Theater

hurry alright let’s transition from that into potato theater once upon a time you click through to good mythical more catches you got it ha to frame it was handed to me up there oh you read half a potato by a magical hand that was up there here you catch it that’s a doe gave you my potato I’m gonna do this yes see that spot 1 2 potatoes yeah yeah you have to throw the taters to each other shall we juggle this takes I can juggle to watch this okay I can juggle one can you juggle two yeah if you can juggle two you can juggle three that’s how they teach juggling if you can juggle two then you go to goal sorry I went to juggling school forgot everything I learned there though um so here’s what we’re gonna do drew daddy is gonna call you drew daddy drew is going to call out a Tater fide film a film that has been terrorized and then we have to act it out as potatoes okay there are no winners and losers because everyone wins when you’re playing with potatoes that’s that’s the positive spin on this we had a potato box in my house growing up and it was a it had a point it was a southern deck hole our thing anymore but it did have potatoes potatoes potatoes because the potatoes you want to keep them in a dark dry place dark and dry yeah the dark and dried potato there was a drawer in the bottom for some anybody else have that you guys suck okay so this is my character and this is your character I’m gonna put some eyes just for reference so you know which way I’m not curing it I di mine so he can have some eyes too and that’s all mine or is it she it depends on the story Carly no more they changed it to the other things cuz these potatoes look how they could they cry a little bit we can do we can do tears oh yeah hopefully the first ones a sad one what is it drew put it right here right hello would you would you mind if I painted you maybe like your french fries Jack I don’t I don’t I don’t have any brushes I’m just gonna sit here I feel so exposed though stare at you check this out jack but Spotify hey Jack these aren’t my eyes oh they’re too low to be my eyes you want to go on time Wow um get it oh we need Alyssa cam it made me weird man made me feel weird hey that was pretty good paint me let your french fries you know what you’re good there will be nothing else that good in you get the point that’s it that’s it man is that in the moment haven’t seen it pay me let your french girls right I mean come on guys that’s good I have but I don’t care to remember it it was long thinking involved hopefully all that’s a watery said don’t characters I don’t like water I don’t like movies rather than me you mean feel like I need to hold my breath I remember that about that movie you didn’t like the I don’t like this movie because I’m holding my breath the whole time you didn’t like I don’t pay a ticket to anything that makes me not breathe The Hunt for Red October yeah okay paint me like your french fries don’t work oh and you’re using all types of props are I’m Edward hi are you what was her name in the movie Fiona Wynonna hey the lady from stranger things when you were young haha you’re such a freak look at you what happens you haven’t seen vs4 hands yeah and you’re why no one enjoyed I’m gonna go here and hold my breath you’re Wynonna Judd man I’m gonna go here and hold my breath sing sing her song no I know no song Wynonna Judd she was in it what’s the Wynonna Judd so here’s the juggling I’m gonna set it up from the top okay okay so I’m ever scissorhands you haven’t seen it I tell you that why known isn’t it it’s actually went on a rider I don’t know she’s from stranger things she plays the mom but I don’t know but you don’t know I know no except for one owner judge so you start singing a judge song a Torme that’s and then that’s where it really starts to sing literally and figuratively why don’t why don’t we let’s roll reverse it hey why don’t we build a bridge oh you like my hand man so you don’t like my hands love we build a bridge oh you need is time don’t you think it’s time don’t you think it’s time Edward I do think it’s time like you Edward can I give you a haircut when touch me Edward was your potato I have a sister too I’ll cut her hair as well I think it’s your mom Ashley is her name she’s an actress so bitch now have a mom we’re all good-looking okay alright whatever all right sorry not meeting you alright let’s try again I was so excited about it I was like oh give me another one oh man look at that and it just got shot off by a guy as I was trying to make it to the top of this building I can’t get out of this building haven’t seen this one either it’s a tall building it’s a skyscraper yippee ki-yay hey there you go tater remember lines from it yes I know that line I know Bruce Willis isn’t and what does he do Merry Christmas mother yippee ki-yay oh I’m dead spoiler alert oh you’re dying so hard yeah oh you’re Bruce Willis Who am I who’s the other guy the guy who lives I’m Alan Rick Alan Rickman do I die yo yes I live is we live for the next for die hard we both sides so hard let me know when Sam Jackson shows up you see I have seen Alan okay that worked so well keep moving yeah oh look at look at my new video camera I’m gonna record something awesome April can go to the movie and see and not suspect but it’s gonna be scary we linked who’s not gonna go see it he’s scary I have a suspicion yeah let’s touch ice nothing’s happened I have a suspicion yeah that his eyes are those your eyes these are definitely okay good is your name Blair yeah hey Blair I’m just kidding they’re not my eyes hey wait a minute but but I meant I’m an actress don’t tell anybody I’m a plant like a potato plant this is your name Blair now that your names are you a witch me neither all right come on well I’m stopping recording on my home video yeah I’m gonna go stand in the corner okay that’s the end pretty good huh yeah it was really good this may be another well I should because it’s so going so well all right one more started out really well yeah that was good mmm at first yeah I wasn’t okay bud Wars spud wars it’s kind of like food Wars Star Wars Star Wars yes Star Wars why is your lightsaber who s gonna be who’s red Darth Maul what does he talk like rude he talks like he talks like this like two tattoos on your face why is your lightsaber so much bigger than mine because the force I have like with me I have lightsaber into you I just want you try that again oh yeah swipe me hey hold on hold on I got an idea hold it straight out yes sing the limbo song first you get the limbo stick then you go right on move it’s good mind you get lonely on the side my eyes are about to hit that I need you to stand up when you get to the other side mmm not doing a galley me but nine oh look at that he’s right in the lanes he said don’t do that as boss it’s the force feel the force Luke don’t do those bears are sincere bad for the sentient that’s what I said the first time wait for the sensor okay now you swing I got it I’ve got bona fide Star Wars joke to end this way he’s gonna bring the house down I’ve had a lightsaber those oh yeah swinging at me [Music] in quite work Oh keep it yeah no dialogue needed [Music]

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