
some chicken good chicken that’d be a good that’d be good KFC one time my dad told me he was like you know in Vermont chicken is not a bad word I told you that you came to school and you told me that and I didn’t believe me and I still don’t believe but because for those of you in Vermont that will not be bleep before everyone else um I am so hot right now I have to take the sports bra off it’s cutting off circulation to my look at those veins coming up it’s I I can’t I can’t think straight oh that’s what it is do you always know this one there’s and there’s there’s no he’s copper mic analysis that’s what it is what yeah yeah we you definitely don’t need to strive from what I’m seeing over here link help help me get this off I trust you whoop all right let’s get this out of the way what’s going on here I don’t know Mike Alex oh okay I get it that’s what we’re waiting on wait not a dramatic interest yeah I can perform down here what’s your what’s your method method okay yes the rapper ladies and gentlemen this method guy the magician that method guy who’s gonna be a hit I didn’t either until now I’m gonna do some tricks for you okay wait is that like like inside your shirt he’ll make an entrance method Alex Alex isn’t quite with us today I did bring an assistant with me please come in she’s beautiful oh goodness she’s lovely please she’s a she’s graceful she’s so great so she should have wore a different dress get on the ground this I’ve never seen magicians perform like this like squatting that’s his methods your name okay Tanya and method guy was it metal against metal guy Tonya methodology sexist but so I’ve never done she’s clutching a string never done magic this low so this will be interesting first trick tell me you brought us some string that’s lovely this is one string now I want both of you to have a piece of this so we’re just gonna snip that would you mind taking these you ever showed us that it was okay now we have two strings I’ll squat so I stay quiet okay Tonya didn’t quite cut these right she’s always doing this get out part of the Act these weren’t quite the right length okay so we’re gonna have to start over okay so I’m gonna have you take one end please Rhett all right we’ve never there you and red or me and you me and you that’s right we’ve never met I need you to think really really hard about making this back into one string so you can cut this the right length Tonya’s apologized all right guys pull it pull now do you want a longer half or does red I’ll take the longer half how long that all the way you sure you don’t want more I’m about to lose it look at that we’re done I’ll give you a little more a little more if you want that oh yeah tell me in the middle but you know now we conserve magic guy always fixing your mistakes please see that’s part of their part of their act is that there have conflict oh why don’t you buy yourself Magic Mike sorry pity how did you do that you’ve seen one of these before that’s a stick and that is a popsicle stick sort of very small popsicle it’s a coffee stirrer yes mm-hmm no I don’t like these Tanya’s always buying the cheap ones so it comes sometimes I say these are worthless and I snap a piece off I didn’t seem like you did that are you sure it’s stuff with the gloves did you snap a piece off okay yep yeah here we go now I’ve snapped the piece off is that the pizza sometimes it’s tough to cut the scissors loves her stuff yeah yo Nicole we’re just gonna put that back yeah I see that you snapped a piece ah that’s right all right you were watching pretty closely so I didn’t succeed the first time yeah so which hand do you think it’s in why don’t know it’s must be pay attention to that it’s part of the illusion this point I was saying this one ah where is it behind my ear I think it might be around your mug or it even could be on your seat whoa Tanya places how could she she has hands Tania could you bring in our last piece please I’ll give them out method yeah yeah well wants to keep them up and then the other ones for the for decoration for the illusion of keeping them up that’s we selectively mute I like that I don’t let her speak okay put my hand here Tania you gonna draw a turkey yes she’s gonna turkey my hand ladies and gentlemen she is turkey in my hand right thank you all right like I’m gonna give you this lighter you write your number on the back of this Tanya okay now burn it you have that now lift it up face down palm down make this great that’s great and then I read I want you to tell link which finger you’d like him to burn we’re gonna do fire yes is this like this like my hand gonna burn yeah just burn it like just this is just blocking in the world just which finger do do the index finger yeah link oh that’s not good that’s not good oh no you’re burning it a lot oh please please put that out no come back come back okay clean already that up you burned all the way because yesterday was a blue flame I burned my finger a little bit right a little bit of a blister left there oh wow the same finger that’s bizarre that you chose that one but I burned the whole hand yeah well alright but you said index finger yeah hold on let me see hold that up for the people I mean doesn’t have a blister on his index finger that’s weird like method method guy is it’s great let me see your other fingers that should have been burned but weren’t how did you choose I’m not gonna burn all my fingers so what do you do smush it what are you figuring out No okay would you do smoosh it I was too busy but not a fire but you got to watch what he was actually doing that’s great this is all part of it yeah the more you can cause chaos the Israel forty or hand there’s this very large blue flame this is never me for a loop my blisters usually a little bigger than that let’s burn a hole in this – this isn’t Lizzie’s that she was to use later oh wait it but it’s not it in the in the in the club we don’t need to start burning bras man that’s not I mean leave that to the please leave that to the protesters wow it stinks in here now method well congratulations Thank You congratulations to you thank you thank you
