yeah hopefully you need a warm hip welcome to good mythical more and welcome to the first ever edition of the brand-new game show how do I wipe featuring members of the mythical crews all right crew we’re gonna have different crew members each round Steve you can you just tell us how this works we’re the contestants okay we’re trying to get it all all the stories matched up with the actual people okay here we go we get points if we get them right and the crew gets points that they get them wrong yeah I got Jolly Ranchers right here so I will throw Jolly Ranchers your way if you get points in we will throw them our way if we get points so what the first question is what who’s going first first I roll the toothpaste from the bottom because it’s efficient and I’m really anal about getting every last drop read that again I roll the toothpaste from the bottom because it’s efficient and I’m really anal about getting every last drop hmm I can relate to death paste I’m not one of the people it’s one of you three but I relate to whoever one of you three is very anal but that’s not the word I use for it they use I use meticulous just toothpaste okay okay Carly okay I squeeze the tube with my fingers because it’s easier and I’m lazy as opposed to squeezing them with what I think I think you toes are your tea oh but you have to think no don’t know you fully aware that this is yeah this is not you okay okay Lizzy I squeeze wherever for a while but when the tube gets low I roll it up best of both worlds baby mmm you don’t need to be efficient the whole time you can just be efficient at the end okay again read that again I mean trying to baby yeah that’s how I say that I squeeze wherever for a while that when the to get slow I roll it best of both worlds baby baby I feel like that’s an Eddie I think I feel like the only Eddie would say baby only Colin would play the theremin I’m the only one it was his theremin okay I Wow in a band the ice theremin in a bang I feel like everyone is in the wrong place right now yeah everyone like makes it Lizzie needs to go to Eddie and I feel like are they moving seats are we just moving now let’s move the cards and I feel okay and I feel like Eddie’s needs to go to Colin and then Collins needs to go to Eddie no no yeah good gracious guys yours wasn’t one that I cuz I’m lazy right yeah I squeeze the tube with my fingers because it’s easier and I’m lazy that’s not easy no no that should be and then she’s too anal right i think colin is a you know i think Lizzie is lazy Lizzie is like Lizzie’s their self-deprecating you know baby lazy lazy Lizzie’s like lazy Lizzie lazy Lizzie that’s all oh that anal it’s the same number of syllables yes alright here we go three for three baby you’re the lazy one orange juice I don’t know tell you what’s right Colin incorrect what’s wrong all around so then you’re incorrect no this is right I am lazy you guys got two points thanks we switched you guys up yeah so you’re anal and I’m baby and your baby did you right baby you like actually baby okay that’s not fair okay alright okay who wrote baby not a great Saudis card well Jim I mean I’m just saying it seemed like we’re taking clues from the from the wrong grammar yeah we should get it we could get a rancher for that so so moving forward so moving forward it has nothing to do with the terminology all right okay okay let’s start on this side this time let’s tour okay what is the question this time Kevin how do you rinse your mouth I stick my dumb head under the faucet and guzzle down the water like a turkey in the storm dumb head like a turkey in a storm I know who said that that’s Mike man off away they said look like a turkey in a dump storm all the time it’s a dumb head I think it’s a turkey storm right you like turkeys don’t you they’re fine you like to talk about it do I yeah you like that act like it how do you know I don’t think how do you do whatever the question was okay I cut my hands and bring the water to my mouth because I’m civilized like you Oh who’s civilized who’s civilizing feels proud about it who’s proud that there’s civilized can I see a cupping hand-to-mouth motion well you didn’t even add a cup of Sam’s like a turkey it’s storm trying to cowling once all right can we see it coming motion from everybody real quick cupping we see the cupping motion we’re all the same but I’m going with Kevin at this point because I think he was acting he’s a good copper and gage doesn’t want us to know my shirts coming unbuttoned from the bottom okay how do you do I use the brush as a vessel to carry small amounts of water to my mouth repeatedly like a turkey in a storm is this the same shirt is this the same turkey slice thanks two of you guys are in a turkey store yeah okay let’s just go over their instinct and say the dumb turkey is Mike so Kevin give give your ass some time headed turkey storm in case you’ve never been in a turkey storm the civilized one I I think it’s Casey I think Casey is the civilized one and I feel like Kevin is the one that uses the brush it’s a snarky response which I can see coming from Casey but because he was selling it he just he’s this is gamesmanship he was just selling it trying to to sell it like he’s not a cup or what everybody’s you know I think it’s just all misleading yeah so I think you’re civilized in your the turkey in a storm your dumb hit your own words I don’t think you’re dumb I think your head is pretty smart okay let’s go through you guys are correct yes what were you turkey in a storm but one of your brush I used the breast you use the brush you like sip on the brush like it’s a tea I was surprised that nobody else I I did that as a child I’ve tried that just not enough volume yeah when my mouth was small on the brush was big hmm now that I’m a man I feel differently but Mike did we nail you as well fair enough link yeah and that means we are right about all right let’s bring in the next three and this question was how do I wipe how do you wipe your butt finally we get to talk to members of the mythical crew about the intricacies if they’re wiping approach this is a game starting with Micah yes how do you wipe I stand up and come in from the back it’s the only way to get proper access well you don’t have to stand you do toilet tank in your way if you lean you can lean forward you can lean back lean sideways question no I’m questioning to see if he can defend it because if it’s not him thank you so you stand mmm well cuz when you say it stand the cheeks clenched right not if you stand like this yeah you see so you you bet you you stand and Bend and then reach yep I I sit down and then stand for the last one I’m a combo man are you serious yeah you could do that because I take the last stand is what I call it and just to make sure I got everything then I also like to sometimes like to catch myself in the mirror shake myself out what do you what do you got well rhett and Link how do you wipe Alex it’s funny you should ask I stay seated and come in from the front from the front because I’m lazy and gross lazy lazy Lizzie I just gotta say if they don’t they don’t teach you to wipe that way for a reason I’m believing that you just read Lizzie’s card well I don’t want to get it too Anatomy here but I also feel like that would be easier for a woman it would be easier but also works for a woman I don’t want to talk about that he’s talking access yeah oh you still so you go in from the front and then you keep going good I like imagine imagine imagine there’s something underneath my chariot but then then you’re pulling it back and that’s the white oh man oh oh the other way you wipe asleep as you go in and you ah yeah I mean this is Lizzie by the way I mean this is Matt we’re talking to Alex like he’s the one but but it but but the wipe itself should always be front to back everyone knows yeah we all actually causes what you think it causes no actions and okay yeah yeah dirty Lizzy what you got all right I lift my right cheek and come in from the side and I literally had no idea that wasn’t normal until we were asked about this I do that really yeah okay I mean unless my right cheek but I still go in from the back well that’s it’s like backside that it’s like not not like back back sure the right cheek is just for show for you yeah why just for just for the mirror I like to lean in for the mirror I’m picturing that everyone’s bathroom is just full-length mirrors all the way around like mine okay this is tough okay so let’s go ahead and give Alex’s to Lizzy I’m that’s but can I ask you yeah do you do you go in from the front of the back before the final stand um I going from the back yeah and I do I do a leg lift sometimes / side yeah but the reason that I do the leg lift is because I don’t want to cause hemorrhoids and I feel like it’s gonna it’s gonna cause no less pressure you go like this but if you sit there for a long time I don’t have one of those squatty potty things yeah I’ve been looking all these articles about how we’re all doing it wrong and you gotta like you should be in a squatting position but I don’t have one so I’m like well maybe if I go on one cheek I’ll relieve some pressure but if you have one of those coming in from the front it would be easy which you’re a believer in because you do it yeah you said it but you don’t do it Lizzie does it I feel like Mike is the one he looks like a right cheek lift her that would that would think that it was that it would no one else was doing it I I agree with that I feel a kindred spirit to Micah and that makes Alex the one that says the only one the only way to have proper access is from the back no no my right now he stands yeah stands stands that’s really where he stands the whole time now I I mean one time I ran out of toilet paper in the middle of the white the cleaning and so I had a waddle over and so that involves standing you know quickly I quickly learned that that doesn’t turn out well no it creates problems you know what happened you don’t listen you know you can’t flap it you don’t have then you’ve got a man you’ve got weird cheeks or something I don’t know I think make it clap man we’re right you have to squat all right let’s see what how right we are that’s right yeah is that you’re wiping in wrong stand up is bananas yeah yeah but it’s like if you have this you can just kind of do a lean for it’s uh it grosses you out there’s water there there’s toilet water there you’re from the front man it upsets me you think I would do that toilet water you stand up you can make sure it’s clean like there is the mirror involved no okay good so times out hold it up to the minute oh no I don’t I don’t have to do that yeah I know you’re thinking about things Norman about yeah yeah well you know just put your mind to it each his own as long as it gets clean but the bottom line is we won cuz we got five and you guys got four whoo good work mythical crude now go clean yourself up thanks 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