GMMore 1113: Playing Edward Ranch Hands

we’re gonna the more I’m I need to blow my nose I’ve been happen there he is sure he is eating corn boy it’s just that’s the extent of it excuse me me excuse me me what I felt sure branch was gonna come out yeah I don’t think I’d what a breakfast ranch is not supposed to be consumed in that and those in those quantities oh no you know I’m speaking of which let’s bring in Ranch soda because we’re gonna drink it in in in quantities that we should and we’re bringing in come Colin right Colin is going to join us in this like Edward Scissorhands but instead of scissors it’s ranch dressing soda which we’re going to we cannot remove from our hands oh goodness I’ve got hair on my hands brother come on we should have shaved it first haven’t you ever been to a surgery I think wouldn’t be when we remove what have you take like this is kind of awkward to drink like tape it to your hand like this as opposed to in a in a in a regular position do the left hand like that everybody’s left hand should be taken vertical like this yeah because if you really were born with ranch bottle for a hand it would probably be in an awkward position I probably wouldn’t be like Anna just ready to drink this what do you think yes yes it just like ah Colin here in addition to building all types of amazing stuff for this show is also leverage he loves orange soda he is the ranch soda drinking champion it’s a matter fact though we call him Edward ranch hands so we are gonna try to dethrone him in a death race to the finish to see who can who can consume oh it’s cold to like it I’m glad I : Lester’s fixing get it on there sagar not coming out you know what i could think of nothing that I’d rather drink right now after 18 all that ranch then ranch so – oh my goodness yeah – go ahead and move up here it’s a twist-off Thank You chase yeah oh and also plays the theremin and is single correlation you decide doesn’t make any sense thing cheers yeah no Colin you’ve swagged this before yeah as well as being the champion of no you liked it should we just get a taste first just now I would recommend tasting with this here’s the thing if I start drinking this one I’m gonna forget that this one’s up like that and I’m just gonna start pouring it out that’s why I did it so I’m gonna drink this one I don’t think I want you to forget see it’s not bad yeah you like that yeah well you didn’t just go through what we just went through man no that’s true I would I would never but you really like ranch oh yeah like when we talked about this potentially just being chugging straight bottles of ranch you were like I’ll do it yeah we were gonna I’ll do that – I meant off-camera I just wanted to do okay now if you lose you’ll never be able to play the theremin again yeah I have you yeah okay my idea say we’re gonna cut off a thing if if you win we’re still gonna remove these fans yeah that would have made the show weird we have worked yeah I get it there’s somebody out there who’s just drinking this like as a choice like a legitimate choice give me whatever a notice I mean we got this at a store down the street it didn’t even come from like the Deep Web or anything like mostly stuff we buy but it but it’s a soda novelty store yeah it is difficult it is difficult to know what to do with the lab all right let’s get this party started shall we yes all right all right we have to add a clinking bottle make noise all right all right first one to finish both bottles wins solid all right right yeah three two it’s so bad huh I may have underestimated the power of the rare soda well you’re doing great cookie keep it up all right all right you just caught him cookie you’re doing great cookie keep it up you guys spend time together afterwards not long enough to give him a good nickname like butter him up Ziggy keep drinking feel great looking good I’m not comfortable whoo and then for me I really feel like I gave it a lot mm you’re still a lot in there though are you better going off to the next bottle uh almost one more one more oh that a very distinct sound if the aftertaste it’s actually there’s an advantage to just keeping going yeah during the drinking it’s not bad it’s just I could be drinking anything right now and then you take it down you’re like oh no there’s the ranch I’m in the gorge yeah excuse me it doesn’t help that noises that link is making cookies being quiet cookie I made a noise yet making off guys a gastric noises that one came from light halfway down your that’s the oniy man trying to get the Oni back out pull it out looks rough yeah in ranch though I mean I normally don’t feel bad about the stuff that I feed you guys but me yeah that one like I said I spent without pants are done with this one it was three to one who likes this really who likes it well Callen you gotta help us man you gotta finish if you’re currently living the kind of life where when you come home you grab one of these out of the refrigerator and it’s and it’s satisfying you’re doing something wrong all right all right I liked it before but now I’m thinking kind of never again whole thing just did you finish one of them I’m almost there I’m almost sure you can do it you can do it all right all right you have to go without us you guys aren’t coming along leave us in the Death Zone we’re dying man don’t let us burden you my Gorge is overflowing with ranch right now I can’t fit any more in there the dams about to break oh man we could have done it without you thank you thanks guys deserve it will immediately take that off your hand handsome and never look at you the same again thanks for sticking around for good mythical more if you want to watch more well we don’t have good to go more more but we do have a lot more videos here’s two of them also click the circular channel icon to subscribe

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