GMMore 1168: Getting Kittenfished by NASA

oh there you are going over to the open up that video on a different tab though you know because hopefully you’ve clicked over to good mythical more that’s where this is welcome to this and I just I love you look good in a t-shirt I love this t-shirt uh it’s soft I love living denied these areas all your t-shirts it is very soft what the youth is pretty soft too yeah I love living vicariously through the dating lives of our mythical team members here which really just means that I go on dates with them and as like a third wheel and I think it really awkward third wheel that’s makes more sense you know a bad idea for no I just they you know we had we had a podcast where we talked about dating nowadays what if we gave invite and you could used to listen that ear biscuit but we’re also gonna leave real-time advice to the crew as they dated like we were there we’d like went on if we were in their ear what if we just wore like a morph suit we were there whispering through like a faceless being in their ear as they go on a date will you be in their ear I’ll be in the morph suit okay you know what put your face on me I’ll be in the morph suit of course they won’t see me and then I’ll whisper in their ear what do you want to do right I can’t put I wanted to buy her back on yeah I’m gonna take this one off because I want to sell it and the longer I wear it the chances increase it I have to wash it oh you’re do you want to sell to a lady I just want to sell it I don’t care who buys it I’m gonna keep looking at 90s oh hey that’s what people did it at night is there still people who do it oh yeah god bless them so you’re saying don’t do that I’m saying if you want to wear a flannel I keep it keep it open it’s cool man but it’s pretty nice alright so we’re gonna break let’s bring in a chair bring in crew members who want to confess they’re dating mishaps Ellie you’re starting with this you got one for us this is this is very 2016 I don’t usually do this I’ll do it now welcome le where you stashed cushing breadcrumbed kitten fish mooned or unfriended I was getting fish oh really mm-hmm um so I was on tinder and I matched with this guy who had listed that he worked at NASA because I was living near the JPL launch pad you know oh yeah um and I was super excited I was telling my friends all week like I’m going on a date with someone who works at NASA he’s probably an astronaut and he didn’t say he was an astronaut to be fair but he definitely was like yeah we’re here NASA’s really cool like you know it’s such a it’s a cool man that is my job and then you showed up where was the where was the date was it on the launch pad was he like meet me in the control room yeah is like the bachelor when they do the antigravity chamber pretty magical Wow that’s what you were before we got coffee when you met him did he have only help you immediately no suspect this guy’s probably not an astronaut or was it did he just tell you no you knew he wasn’t an astronaut was he hoping but are you – but then what did you find out he is like a office manager for like one of the floors that NASA you like orders the coffee and snacks and cleans up after everyone which is a good job it’s a great job and it’s it’s really cool to work at NASA stowed upward mobility works at NASA you don’t it’s not it’s not like being the office manager and a media company yeah it NASA you kind of have to go and get some of actual schooling yeah today I move into the important positions yeah he went to art school I went to art school I work at NASA what he was so nice kind of boring but really nice and it just blew smart up [Laughter] did you did you did you know the turkey cooking today kitten fishing barely you can know but I’ve been talking about it with my friends because of like how you pick how you pick pictures on the apps like like you can’t do this everyone isn’t everyone kitten fishing a little bit I’m gonna put the bad pictures up you can put your good side right angles but there isn’t there some you put out good pictures and bad pictures of yourself I have like when I have a boyfriend now but I when I was doing it I would have like a really good picture as my first picture and then the next picture would be me doing something unflattering but like fun okay uh-huh like I have a picture washing your teeth well I I worked as a bartender where that’s really fun I worked as a bartender and got a bunch of tips from the open bar and so my friend took a picture of me where I’m laying on the ground exhausted and covered in dollar bills and it is well that could be interpreted a number of ways well I wasn’t I wasn’t dressed in any kind of salacious dress I wasn’t dressed no no fully dressed covered in $1.00 bells looking insane but I thought that you know that definitely represents my personality did it did it work yeah yeah there you go I mean that’s the best time thank you Ellie thank you confessional well it’s just like this is like some weird cult service it’s like okay I’m just gonna come up next and tell us oh my god name is Micah have you been stashed cushioned bread come moon or bread card from so I think I’ve been all of the other point mud or I’m the one that I want to tell you guys about is like a new one that we might have to come up with a new term for it okay yeah so I used to be a pretty active sindermann I was on there I’ve been said before because that’s endemic need a copy right is that what your profile said on like your occupation on gender is a tender man active attend remember that creepy picture yourself in the shadows was like peeking out from behind some drapes mmm so one of the many days I went on we went to a bar we had a great time and not a first date it was the first date okay money the many tinder dates I went well there’s a it’s you know you do a lot they don’t a lot of them so we stayed we kind of closed the bar and afterwards she’s like texting with someone when I’m walking to her to her car and then she’s like shoot my roommate or I’m staying with my friend right now and she’s asleep and I can’t get into the house and I was like okay so being a gentleman I yeah I was she’s like I’ll just leave in my car I was like no way I was like you were welcome to come to my house this is not like a I’m not trying to like pull anything I made it very clear like but she was yeah so so I was like you can sleep in my bed I’ll sleep on the couch like just so that you know that I’m not doing this for that reason you know we so somehow I like still went on like four more dates with her so what happened we we shared a bed but like that was there was a border between yeah so she came over and she stayed over and then we went on a few more dates and each time she she just she was like I’m saying over at no point did she ask or say thank you or any and I it was never like established like I’m just gonna stay over every time you go on a date nothing this happened like three times and then I was just like she’s not only dating for a bed right right she does not have a place to stay yeah so that’s really what it was I think so yes Wow so that is what happen to me you know like that’s an awkward way into finding shelter yeah hey what do you call that Domus Eiling looking forward domicile but you gotta it’s gotta be like love asylum you know saying you got a you got a like big data styling bed winning bed winning no that’s good yeah it’s like bread winning yeah and close to bedwetting yeah none of that happened you didn’t win that bet good thanks for sticking around for good mythical more if you want to watch more well we don’t have good mythical more more but we do have a lot more videos here’s two of them also click the circular channel icon to subscribe [Music]

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