GMMore 1216: Playing Telephone with the Mythical Crew

( rooster crows ) ( lion roars ) Verity, that’s a beautiful name for a child. Or an adult, eventually. – Well, yep. – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” That’s how it works. Comment Takeover. This is when we send you to a relatively undiscovered video and have you comment on it. We’re sending you to “Five Cannonballs.” ( slowed-down audio ) We want you to comment encouraging them to take their synchronized cannonball skills to the Olympics. – Ooh! – And remember, don’t tell ’em we sent you, and be Mythical, not mean. – Yes. – Okay? – Yes. – “Five Cannonballs.” Put that on repeat! All right, guys, come on in here. So we did some charade telephone… You know what, I’m gonna peel out.. King Bach. Now we’re gonna play some more with the crew. Let’s play some classic Telephone, shall we? I actually never did this. – Hey, thank you. – Hey. – I never had the privilege. – You cleaned up! – Yeah. – You’re not sweaty anymore. Just so nervous around Bach, you know? Yeah, he’s so talented. What did you guys do to get that sweaty? Just… concentrated. ( laughter ) – On what? – Just anything. – Anything for once. – Yeah. ( laughter ) Anything that would capture your attention. Okay, well, he seemed like he appreciated it. – Yeah, he’s– – But he also– He also leaned over to you and said, – “And he’s sick.” – Yeah, that was– – ( laughter ) – What was that about? – How’d he know you were sick? – Did he smell something on you? – You sniffled a little. – Are you sick? No, I just give off the aura of– – A sickly man? – You just look like a sick person. Do you think he meant, “Something’s not right about this guy?” “And he’s sick, man.” Yeah, that was unfortunate for me. All right, let’s, uh– let’s tee up some– some Telephone. This is like team-building Telephone. If we can get– you don’t seem surprised by that. – We’re a team, man! – ( laughter ) We’re a team. We’re in this together, Johnny. – You’re right. Let’s do this. – Okay. You want me to start one? If the message gets all the way across, – that means that there’s– – We win? – No, there’s a hope that– – We’re a team? This could– we could remain a team. ( overlapping chatter ) And for round one, it’s good that Link is last, because he would typically be the one to do this. – But for round one– – I could be first. Like, don’t try to make it hard to understand. Just do a normal whisper. Don’t try to throw it. Let’s just see. And I’m not saying go o– Just do like if you were just whispering something, and you weren’t playing Telephone, just a regular whisper. – Let’s see what happens. – ‘Cause you think I would– Oh, if you’re in the middle, you’ll change it on purpose. I’ve known you for 35 years, and I’ve played a lot of games with you. And if you can make– if you can screw something up on purpose… ( laughter ) I don’t like, like, competitions ending in legitimate justice. – Right. – I like them to derail somewhere in the middle, so that no one wins or loses. It’s a defense mechanism for me, personally. – That’s why you’re last. – You never lose anything. That’s why you’re over there. I think I’m gonna be first. – You get to start the next one. – That’s right. But then it’s all up to John. – Oh, my gosh. – Here we go. – Good luck. – Here we go. And you don’t listen. Don’t listen when we’re doing it. Are those dead jaguar or something? They’re not dead. They’re just sitting in– Some of them are just upside down. – Yeah, they’re upside down. – The upside down ones are dead. – They’re in space. – We coordinated pants, too. – Me and Mike are wearing black. – Oh, wow. ( overlapping chatter ) – This is quite a situation. – Me and Rhett are wearing… – Well. – Eh, yeah, well. – Well, that’s embarrassing. – Here we go. It’s embarrassing for us, yes. Here we go. – ( whispering ) – Do we have to close our ears? I heard that. No, I didn’t. It’s very quick. – No, you can’t tell him again! – All right. – ( chuckles ) – Oh, gosh. Okay, I can tell that was different already. – What? – You heard the– That sentence was too long. I forget the first half. Yeah, you don’t have to try to mess it up, see. There’s no way that’s the same thing you told me. Shh shh shh! Shh shh! ( giggling ) I got a jaguar brownie in the back pants of my pocket. ( laughter ) “I got a jaguar brownie in the back pants of my pocket.” Wow, all I said was, “I got a brownie in my back pants pocket.” That’s what I said, something crazy at the beginning. I did not! There’s no chance I did. “Back pants of my pocket.” What is that? – Jaguars from his shirt? – Yeah, yeah, that’s wild. We get it, you like jaguars, John. You’re not supposed to be influenced by people’s clothing. I didn’t know that, Jay. I don’t know how to respond. It’s like– Just congrats, I guess. – Oh, when– – Yeah, that’s– – Wow, that was– – I feel for you. Jen’s over here talking about how she’s got dyslexia, – and we didn’t know it. – Oh, gosh. I’m not trying to make this weird. – Now the internet knows. – Oh, sorry. Woman: All right, one more, guys. Okay. Link? Okay. Hey, you guys were so good at that one, you should do one that’s harder and longer. ( chuckling ) ( laughs ) – That sounded real long. – Look at John’s face. What? ( snorts ) – Of course. – ( laughter ) I bet this is gonna make sense to you and I. – What? – ( chuckling ) Go on, brother. ( laughter ) I don’t even know what’s happening. You can’t tell him twice, but you did. – And it didn’t help. – I think he only told half. ( snickering ) – I’m sorry. – It’s okay. “Put a bushel of peppers all over my wife”? – What? – ( laughter ) – What? – “Put a bushel of peppers all over my wife.” What? – What did it– – Can you? – What’d you say? – That’s it. That was it. No. Hold on. – Now I can’t remember. – Oh, God. – ( all groaning ) – No, no, I got it! I got it. “The persimmon bush pushes dirty snow all over my body.” – ( laughs ) – Okay. – What? – I thought you said, “Put a snowman with a pepper bush on my body.” ( laughter ) – You got it wrong. – Yeah, I got it wrong. I enunciated and everything. “The persimmon bush pushes snow all over my body”? – Yeah. – Oh. Whispering “all over my body” to you is very uncomfortable. ( laughter )

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