
(rooster crows and lion roars) Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna be playing a game with these things in our mouth, but for now I will take it out so you can understand me. And see where the wheel lands, Rhett. Quite a spin there, Neal. BYMB, be your mythical best. Today we want you to be your mythical best with this challenge. Give an appreciation oration. Tell someone you appreciate them with a formal speech and share it with us using #BYMB. Wow, very formal of you. The impromptu speeches that we would have to give in English class in seventh and eighth grade, that was a fun little pocket of time. And I remember it was very indicative of how things even work now because I remember we’d show up and you would, at least according to my memory, you knew exactly what you wanted to talk about and you had it all planned out and I would, like wing it and like– I look forward to this. I would either, sometimes I would take off and it would be like, “That was a decent speech”. And most of the time it’s like crash and burn kind of a thing. That was the time that Tanya what’s her name, Tanya got up and gave a whole speech on stereotypes and the whole time I thought she was talking about different types of stereos and I was so confused the entire time. I was like, why is she talking about people, and I’m thinking about like Casio and like– Sanyo. Sanyo. And I was so confused. And I was like, first of all, this a great idea for a speech, different types of stereos, I’m in, you know? Seven minutes in I was like I feel like maybe I ate something weird at lunch and information is not being computed in the right way. It says something about you. It says something about the fact that I was in eighth grade– It says something about where we grew up that I was in eighth grade and I didn’t know what the word stereotype meant. Except other than types of stereos. Know what it is now and I don’t improve of them. Yeah. For the record. Well there’s stereotypes for a reason. Okay we have these, which are– That’s not true, that’s just what people say. Dental, what are these called? When you have dental spacers, which now they sell in board games so that you can make a fool out of yourself. It’s really gotten out of control. So Watch Your Mouth is a game that we have no interest in promoting, but we can’t resist playing it. They have a redneck edition– They got us. Redneck expansion pack, family friendly version. I play the dirty version at home. I’m gonna put this in and I’m gonna see how many of these I can get you to guess in (mumbles). Okay. Okay? Three, two. (mumbles) My mama didn’t raise no fool. (mumbles) Hot as a frog hair split four ways. (mumbles) Fine as a hot fair, what? (mumbles) Yeah, you’re making it bad on purpose. (mumbles) Fine as a frog hair split four ways. I never heard that one. (mumbles) Clammer up and squirt. (mumbles) Clatter up and squirt. (mumbles) Clobber. (mumbles) Clobber up and– (mumbles) Clever up and sq– Really try, what? (mumbles) Clowder up and– (mumbles) Crowder up and squir– I can’t. (mumbles) Ber? Yes! (mumbles) Clowber. (mumbles) Clowber. Clabber, yes. Clabber? (mumbles) Clabber up an squirt, what is that? I think this is one from the dirty version. That’s for home time. Clabber up is like hock a loogie maybe? I have no clue what that means. All right, you want to use this? I want to use this. Good. I have the small mouth. So, I got two. Course it takes two to tango, so we got two in that round. You ready? Okay. Three, two, one, go. (mumbles) Too big for your britches. (mumbles) Who’s? No. (mumbles) Pulled squirt hose. (mumbles) Really try. That’s what you said to me. Really try. (mumbles) Pulled pork. (mumbles) Pulled pork po boy. (mumbles) Heavens to Betsy. (mumbles) Pastor, John White. (mumbles) Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth. (mumbles) Quit fiddle fartin’ around. That one is easy. (mumbles) Full of malarkey, he is. (mumbles) Yeah, I got it. So bad I could spit. (mumbles) So glad? (mumbles) So bad I could spit. So mad I could spit. Spit. All right, you’re out. Hold on, so I got one, two, three, I would like to think that I am a great guesser. four, five, six, seven. I got seven. I’m a good listener. Yep. How bout this time I’ll wear my thing at the same time. All right, we got some extra ones over here if we need them. Okay. Reset. Three, two, one, go. (mumbling back and forth) All right, so, hotter than a Billy goat’s butt in a pepper patch. Okay.
