(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) Welcome to Good Mythical More! Alright, bring in this black pork. I’ll go ahead and take a look at it. Just leave it on the, oh goodness. Sudden Secret. (whispering) (laughs) Well, that can be arranged. (laughter) Uhhh. Heh heh heh. Okay. Never tell what I said. This is a black pork chop, which, which I’m gonna make out with momentarily, but let’s go ahead and tell ’em what else we’re gonna do here in More. So, we’re gonna do a Magic Mud mask. Now, basically, we’re gonna create this, this is potato starch and tonic water that we’re gonna mix together. Well we’re making Magic Mud, which is a thing. Right. Shout out to King of Random. A way back he made Magic Mud and we’re gonna make that. It glows in the dark. But then we’re gonna go a step further and we’re gonna turn it into a Magic Mud mask which, because I’m making out with black pork, I think you should experience the Magic Mud mask. Oh wow, it really– So you make it, but then I’m gonna apply it to your face. It has like a, it feels like when you mix cornstarch. Like, what do you call it, a non-Newtonian liquid? Yeah, it does not behave in the way that physics on earth dictates. I didn’t get all of the tonic water in there because of the way I was pouring it. And I didn’t even know it was happening. I think they, once you fail at that, they have another one that’s already made. No, I think I’m about done. When do you want me to make out with this black pork? – [Stevie] Link, you’re supposed to make out with a handful of black pork and I think that hand needs to be somebody else and I think that I volunteered Chase to do that, so I think you’re gonna need to– (laughter) Is that why you didn’t want to let go of it? Yeah. I was like, give it! Just give me the black pork! And I was like, he will not let go of the black pork. – [Stevie] I have another one you can put in your hand too so you could have two if you want. Uh, no, this is fine. (laughter) I like, I like goin’ in from the right side anyway, that’s– You know, black pork is a delicacy here on Good Mythical Morning. (laughter) And nowhere else. Maybe move the fingertip back. I don’t want to make out with your fingertips. And then, yeah, right there, that’s, hey. Come here often? Oh gosh. (laughter) Ew, ugh, ugh. Ew! Oh! (laughter) Oh ho ho, ugh. (laughter) Okay. Wow. She’s satisfied. (laughter) – [Stevie] You just kind of look like an old man eating a pork chop. (laughter) “Oh, that’s a good pork chop! (laughter) “Mm, can’t, I gotta gum it. “I gummed that pork chop to death!” (laughs) They got a special on black pork down at the T-Mart. I’m like why are you so serious, you know? Okay, I think this is thoroughly mixed. And now, now I’m instinctively licking the blackness off of my fingers. I don’t know why. How is it? Lick the Blackness, that should be the name of our first album as Soft & Moist. Soft & Moist, Licking the Blackness. (laughter) Oh man, no comment. Now, why don’t you hand me the non-Newtonian Magic Mud to make a mask. Oh gosh. Oh man, so, black pork man, Chase, is going to bring in my black pork cape. Oh my gosh. To keep me from getting– I’m trying to, I don’t want to have to dryclean my jacket. That’s okay, thanks Chase. Was that a grilled pork chop? No. A fried pork chop. – [Stevie] Yeah, just sauteed. A sauteed pork chop, blackened. Yeah, you saute it until it turns black. Oh, you get this. I make out with black pork, I get nothing, you get this. You shouldn’ta given me that out on that last question, man. No I shouldn’t. I went easy on you because you’re so old. (laughter) Is this the one you made or the other one? That’s the one, that’s the one I made. I think this one’s a little– Why do you think that’s better? It’s got, well I think it’s gonna be, ooh. Nope, I think yours is better. Nope, I think Rhett’s is better. Ha, mine’s better! Okay. Try not to get it in my hair. Or your, oh my word. (laughter) It needs a little, it’s– It said to avoid it getting in the eyes, but, um– (laughter) Maybe theirs is better. (laughter) I can’t open ’em. I’m gonna push. I’m gonna be applying some pressure on your forehead. Mm hm. How is that? Are the sauna pants helping this experience? Well they’re not plugged in anymore. (laughs) Well, I think somewhere in between their Magic Mud and your Magic Mud is the perfect viscosity, so I’m trying to, I’m trying to create that and I can do it. I can’t see anymore though. Don’t worry, I’m mixing together theirs and yours in order to create something a little more solid. So what does my face look like? Let’s put this up here like that so that it catches it. What does your, it’s not, it just looks kind of juicy. Your face, I mean. Like a donut glaze face? Yeah, it looks like you’ve got donut glaze on your face. That’s exactly right. But I think I’ve got a good consistency here. Um, it’s kind of like cornstarch except because it’s tonic water it should work. I’m gonna stand up here. Do I need to lean my face back? Lean your face back. Because once I put this on there, oh my goodness, I tried to miss your eye but it’s on your eye. Now you’re opening my eye. (laughter) Sorry, sorry. I wish I would’ve lost. I would love to be making out with black pork right now. I would give anything to make out with black pork rather than have this happen to me. (laughter) Why was this a prize, again? This isn’t a prize, this is just experimentation. Alright, so we’ve got a blacklight. Let’s go ahead and turn that on and see if we, if his face is glowing. (laughter) Oh, goodness, yes! Look to your right just a little. Mraaww! Look to your left. Look to your left a little, there you go. Mraaww, hiss, caw! There it is. I’m the black pork man, hiss! My teeth are white too, hey, look. There’s some teeth floatin’ into the shot. (laughter) Wheeeee! I know the secret of the black pork, rawr! (laughter) I have it on my hand. No, I am the black pork man! (laughter) I’ve got white teeth though. I make it in my cave. I make it in my crevice, heh heh heh. You’re trying to guess if I’m talking about the crevice on myself. I’m gonna act like my hand is your hand. Or if I’m talking about the crevice where I live. Or I’m talking about both. What is happening, why are you touching me? (laughter) Alright, let’s bring the lights back up. I just thought they would think this was your hand and you’d be touching your face like that.