( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Both: Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Here we are. It’s a little weird when the wheel doesn’t spin, – but I love the sound. – I kinda just want the sound. – I want the sound. – All right, come on out. Whoop. And bring some more of that pizza because… I’m “hongry.” Ooh, yeah, throw it right there in the middle. In the middle. – All right. – This one’s pre-cut? – Chase: Did I what? – Oh, yeah. – Where were you– – Oh, I see how it is. Yeah, see, Link, this is how it’s… That is nice. That’s a nice cutting job! – Thank you. – Where do I go? I’m thankful that you guys are joining us and that your chairs are so low. – You guys are, like, way down there. – Short. But we can join you. Just… – Oop. – All: Whoa! – Look at that. – Wild. Never done that on the show. Lot of head room up here to write “Happy Thanksgiving!” – Like right across here. – Put one of those banners. – Like a banner, like… – Print out a banner. You guys ever had a printed out banner? – It’s not gonna happen. – Remember the old… the old printers that– what do they call those? Oh, yeah, with, like, the paper, like, perforated? That’s how you made– and, in fact, I remember, when they came out with the new printers that didn’t have that long string of printer paper, I was like, “How we gon’ make banners now?” – ( laughter ) – Our banner world is in… – And then I went to a birthday party – …jeopardy. and somebody had printed all the letters, portrait, – On sheets of paper. – on individual sheets and hung them from a string. “That ain’t a banner.” – That ain’t no banner. – I ain’t even gonna look at it. Do you know what he’s talking about? Like where the edges– the perforated edges? – You don’t remember that kind of paper? – I have no clue. You’re talking about a doily or something. You’re joking. You guys remember this, right? Printers that have… I’m young, though, you know? You put all the printer– You put all the paper next to the printer and the printer grabbed the paper on these little tracks. Oh, with the sides– the holes on each side. – Rhett: Yeah. – No idea what you’re talking about. I thought you were talking about the beach, you know, how they have those banners at the beach so the plane flies by at first. That’s where my head went. What do you call that paper? – The banner. – That’s the only banner– – Tess is only aware of plane banners. – Those are printed – on a dot matrix printer. – Okay. All right, grab the pizza. Tess, you’ve tried it, right? – I mean, you made it. – Yeah. You know, I had to run a test. – I wanted to make sure it was gonna taste good. – I’m gonna do this one. I also think bacon-wrapped Brussels sprouts diced – would be great on there. – Oh, for sure. – I want some cranberry. – Maybe with a little bit of goat cheese. – Any leftover thing. – I’d love some bacon on this. Okay. Mmm. – Alex: Ooh. – I’ll think of that for next time. – That’s really good. – I would love for each of you to say something you’re thankful for, or you can– you can just give me a Blockbuster membership card if you have one of those on you. Does your mom make you do that? – Yeah. – Oh, yeah. Like, a couple years ago– it didn’t even happen when we were kids, it was when we became adults and then we had kids, that’s when my mom started making us all say what we’re thankful for in a circle while holding hands. – Aww! – ‘Cause she knows that you’re not– “You’re not making the kids be thankful, Rhett. You’ve got to teach your kids to be thankful. And if you can’t do it, then I’m gonna do it for you.” But I always just say… “I’m just thankful for family.” – That’s adorable. – Classic cop-out. I always say that. It’s such a cop-out. – This is good. – But, okay, well, what do you say when it comes around to you? Do you say something different every year? Yeah. – Like what, Alex? – What about this year? Well, if you bring a girl to Thanksgiving, there’s a lot of pressure to say you’re thankful for them, – usually. – Oh, boy. Or at least say you’re thankful for… – But I am thankful for.. – Link: Oh! ( laughs ) – She ain’t watching. – Yeah, you’re right. You know. So, in front of everybody you’re like, “I’m really thankful for my girlfriend who I brought”? Just, like, calling out. You should do that. Maybe I’ll do that, yeah. You’ll lose cool points with the family, but… – That was the move for years. – family cool points don’t matter. – Yeah. – They know you’re not cool. – Right. – ( laughter ) That’s what family is. And then she’ll either be like, “That was so sweet,” or she’ll be like, “That was so weird when you… thanked your family… for me.” Like, there’s my grandmother, but I’m choosing to say I’m thankful for this person instead, you know? I’m thankful for all these ladies, especially this one. From the oldest to the one I’m with. – Okay. – Oh, that’s cute. Chase, what about you? I am thankful for my girlfriend. – Jeez, thanks a lot. – ( laughter ) Thanks a lot, bro. – Did it. – Wow. Got those points. You know what? When you give her that card, she’s gon’ be really excited. ( laughter ) ‘Cause I know you’re gonna re-gift it. A Thanksgiving card? – No, I got Netflix. – Mm. – Oh, yeah. – Oh, the Blockbuster, sorry. But I gave you the card, too. You didn’t pick it up? No, I have both. Where’d you get a Blockbuster card? Well, hold on, wait. It’s right here! You didn’t keep it. – Tess: I didn’t even know – David just threw me under the bus. that people still watched TVs– or to watch movies, like, had to go somewhere to get a movie and then start watching it at another location. There’s a couple of Blockbusters that are still open. There’s actually one called “The Last Blockbuster” and it has a Twitter account, and it’s really, really clever, at least a couple months ago it was when I looked at. – I don’t think it’s legit, dude. – No, it is. It is an actual Blockbuster. – I think that there was a couple that – How? – were still franchised. – Alex: They are. And they just run it and own it. There’s a video of, like, some guy who’s acting like he’s urban exploring, and he, like, opens the door to a Blockbuster and he’s like, “Oh, my God, look all these videos are still here.” Then he’s like, “Actually, I still work here.” – And he, like, shows himself. – Oh, really? – Yeah, yeah. – “Last Blockbuster,” man. It’s like “Waterworld” in the future. You heard what we said about this, right? I don’t know if you were watching the show – while it was happening. – I’m here, yeah. – Okay. – ( laughter ) – But… – I watch, I’m a fan. the, um… well, you guys decide what you think of it. We had notes, of course. Of course. You? No! – ( laughter ) – Come on. That would be crazy! – Never. – It’s really nice. – Yeah. – Thank you! It tastes like a chocolate-covered onion ring. Yeah, it’s choice flavors. I’m not… I’m saying that’s a good thing. It competes a little. Well, it’s a savory donut. It’s not supposed to be, like, “Oh, dessert.” It’s good. I think if we had stuck exactly with what they said and go with the gravy, it would be better, but it wouldn’t be better with the Thanksgiving pizza. Okay, that’s a fair note. I would like to dip that Thanksgiving pizza – in gravy, though. – Yeah. “The Last Blockbuster, located between Third and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center.” – Oh. – Where? “Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We’re all on our own.” – But it’s for real. – Right, right. – That’s adorable. – No, it’s not for real, Rhett. They’re on their own. They’re rogue. Yeah, but it’s still a Blockbuster. It’s the official Blockbuster. Where is– what town? Oak Lawn Shopping Center. Oak Lawn Shopping Center, Nowhere, U.S.A. – I think you killed it. – Thank you. Chase thinks I killed it. That means it’s a success in comedy terms. ( laughing )