(Rooster crow) (Lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – We got chickens down here. – Chickens? – Chicken. Chicken pieces. Sudden Secret (whispers) – Well. Keep that between us. (woman laughs) – I tried, man. – So I can enjoy it. – What? – I want to enjoy it. – All I said was I got some chicken down there. I just said the same thing that I already said, man I mean, I hate to break the secret to everybody, but that’s all I could come up with in the moment. – And then I said, keep that between us. – I’m sorry! But I’d already shared it with everybody. – Come on in. Lizzie and Ellie have been asking us for, at least weeks, I mean, maybe months, to do their makeup. – Yeah, right. They know what’s up. – And we finally have, you know, for things like this, you gotta schedule it way in advance, so like, – Right. – We’ve scheduled this – And we’ve already had a little practice. You know, we’re warmed up. We’re warmed up for this. – Usually, the mistake you made was, the last time we did your makeup, you gotta make the appointment then. Because then when you keep calling us, and you’re like, wait, I’m sorry, we can’t fit you in. – No, you’re busy. – You know? You gotta do it when you’re in the chair. You gotta book the next one. Sometimes even the next one. – Yup. – So you wanna do that now before we start? – No. – No, I do not want to. Okay, so we’ve got Kandee’s new makeup. – Mhm. – Yeah. – Yeah, it’s from her line with Too Faced cosmetics. – I want Kandee. – I’m very excited about it. – Oh this is (taps) – I like it because I like makeup and Kandee. – This is tin? – I mean, she’s got a great thing going with – It’s sealed. – her whole brand, you know what I’m saying? – She is awesome. – She’s got a great thing going. – Having a good time with her. – She’s got – She’s not here anymore, though. – She’s got Melted Matte. – Just like you guys. – She’s busy. She’s off doing something else to somebody’s face. – She’s got Melted Matte on her own face. – Where do you think those go? What are those? – Yeah, just so everyone knows, we’re not allowed to tell Rhett and Link where things go and where they should put them. – This is the – My wife always does that. – This is the new kinda lipstick. I know about this. I’ve watched my wife through the corner. What’s she doing now? 17 years later, I’m still stalking her. – This is, this looks like lipstick, but I’m sure it’s not. It says Candy Glow Luminizer. This is a luminizer. – Mm. – You don’t want to luminize your lips, though. I know that from experience. – Do you? – I’m gonna make your face up? – Yep. – Since you’re the one closer to me. – Yeah, that’s me. – Your face is already so luminescent. I don’t need to add any luminescence. – Thank you, Link. – I feel kinda weird about breaking the seal on this. – No, do it. – But I will anyway. It’s got a year on it. This is so cool, Kandee. – Now before we spun the wheel, you guys made a comment, you were like, don’t disrespect the makeup. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Like you’ve done in the past. – Yeah, because I’ve handed you an expensive makeup palette before, and then you took the brush and you just – Like a witch. – Yeah. – Like, I don’t know what order I do this in. You know how a witch will like, stirring the brew? – Yeah. – This right here, I bet there are Altoids in this. – Yeah. – Hey guys. – This is for your breath before you start. – Is this scratch and sniff? – I don’t know. What does it smell like? – It’s got, look – Do you want me to lick it? – Look at the flavors. Sparkling Cider, Pastry, Sugar Strawberry, Cream Puff, Sugar Plum, Raspberry Cocoa, Licorice Rope. – It might smell like something. – Does it smell? Smell it. – This goes in your ear. – Okay. – And then I’m like. – No, no, no. – Oh boy. – Say ah. – No. – [Rhett] Lizzie? – Yeah. I’m ready. – I’ll tell you right now, I’m going with Licorice Rope. – What? Where do you think that goes? – Oh no. – Around your eyes. – Oh boy. You’re really. – Okay, this is Kandee liner, which has to be liquid eye liner. – I like a dark and smokey look. – Okay. (laughs) What do you want me to do? – I don’t know. Not that. Just be still. – I’m scared. – Be still and take it. – Now this one, this looks nice. This looks like – Close your eyes. Oh gosh. She’s making this very difficult for me. – Okay, okay. Hold on. – All right, close your mouth. – [Rhett] I don’t feel like the professional that I am. – [Lizzie] No, I’ve got it. I’ve got it. – Keep your eyes closed. – [Rhett] There we go. We got it really good, right here. – No, that’s definitely not where that goes. – [Rhett] Really? No, but it looks good. – That feels good, doesn’t it? – Lizzie, Link has decided to put this on my eyes, – What is it? – Cheeks and lips. – Well I’m coating everything. – Just wait till you see what’s happening here. – Lizzie is getting a Licorice Rope. – That sounds bad. – [Link] This is not, this is just giving like, a nice, a Banana Pudding base. – I’m proud of your first choice, Link. – You get a Banana Pudding base. – The key is to get, oh look at that, it’s like fire. – When I do boop that means you can open your eyes. – Okay. – Hey, y’all, check out what I did with her right eye. – Mm-mm. – Let me see. Wow. – Is it good? – Yeah. – Rhett. – It’s very, Black Swan. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Okay, you know what? Symmetry is for suckers. – I’m gonna give you some luminizer. – Okay. – I’m going with, I don’t know where to luminize. – I can’t tell you. – Let’s do – [Link] I feel like, right in here, like a football player. – Oh God. Okay. – [Rhett] You look like a Sugar Plum to me. – Great. – We want to get those cheek bones luminized. – Oh wow. – [Link] And then probably – Uh huh. – [Link] The ridge of the nose. – Yup, that’s the ridge of the nose. – [Link] And then, now – It smells good. – This is not – It smells like the ridge of your nose. – You really, I like how you’re just digging the point of the brush into the eyeball. – You know what? I’m going to have to go to Hot Chocolate because that’s not doing enough for me. – Um, you look – That’s not doing enough for me. – Melted Matte – There we go. – [Link] Too Faced Melted Matte. Liquified Matte. Lipstick. Hah. – Context clues. – It said lipstick on it. – There ya go. – Of course. – Like a tiger. – I’m not – Look at that! – [Link] I’m trying some good stuff over here. – [Ellie] You’re doing really good. – [Rhett] You look like you ready for the club. – Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. – Look at that. I gave you like, fake eyelashes on your eyelid. – Uh huh. – No one’s ever done that. No one’s ever done that. – [Link] It doesn’t look bad. – Hey, you got it in the lines of her mouth. – I know. – [Lizzie] Good job. – He’s doing a really good job. – [Link] After you talked smack to me, I’m trying hard over here. – Okay. – I’m gonna rest my, on this so that I can – Okay, yeah. – Oh man, that is – [Lizzie] Whatcha doin’? – [Link] This is tougher up here. – [Ellie] There you go. – Now work it around. – Lick it. You gotta lick it, Lizzie, right now. – [Ellie] It’s like a paint by numbers. – Yeah, no, this is a look. – [Rhett] You look like you’re going to, like a David Bowie tribute. – [Link] Don’t touch your lips – Okay – Because they’re different colors. – Oh – Don’t ever bring your lips together. You gotta be a mouth breather. – Don’t ever breathe again. – Don’t ever bring your lips together. – [Link] No, you have to be a mouth breather. – Now what? – [Link] I’m doing a plumpification technique – No. – Okay. – Now, you may question this, but this is what they call – Oh no! You made my top lip disappear! – [Rhett] Well that’s incredible! That’s incredible. – Yeah, looks good. That looks good. – You made her top lip disappear. – I look like a Who. I look like a Dr. Seuss Who. – That is like the coolest thing that ever happened. – I’m getting, I’m getting hot in here, I gotta work hard. All right, here we go. – No. – [Lizzie] Oh boy. We’re going back in. – I’m going for what they call, The Outfielder. – What? – The Outfielder? – Oh God. – [Link] Liquid eyeliner. I don’t want to blind you, but – [Rhett] Center field – [Link] How do I do this good? – Okay. Okay. – [Rhett] You don’t like this? – [Lizzie] Just on that one side, though. Oh no you, okay. – [Rhett] Yeah, I mean. – How’d you do? – All right. – [Link] I think it’s gonna run into your eye. Is it gonna blind you if it does? – Honestly, I’m having a great time. – I mean if you poke me directly in the eye is that – [Rhett] Hey, look at that. – [Lizzie] Yeah – [Link] No, I’m not gonna do that. – [Lizzie] My eyes have never been so bright. – No, it’s non toxic. – [Rhett] I mean it may not be as, it may not be as deceptive as Link’s technique, making lips disappear. But it’s – Oh! Oh boy. – [Rhett] Is that lipstick? – No, I’m not going to tell you what that is. – [Rhett] It says eyeliner. – [Lizzie] Okay, you got it. – [Rhett] Oh, but it’s so liquidy. – [Link] I know. – [Ellie] I look like I’ve had a stroke. – [Link] Close the left one. – Okay, and, I’m just gonna finish up with the brush here. – Why are you doing the thick side? – [Lizzie] Honestly, it’s a testament to Kandee’s makeup that we don’t look bad. – You see how there’s a point? – Oh yeah. I did not. – Now this is really interesting, this has got lots of different colors in it. – What is that for? – Oh boy. – Okay. – Thank you. – [Link] I’m shaking so bad. – [Rhett] That does absolutely nothing. – [Link] I’m shaking. I’m literally, I’m trying so hard. – You sure it’s not making me less shiny, or like – [Rhett] I guess that’s what it is. Look at this, it’s got lots of colors in there. – [Lizzie] Yeah. All right. – [Rhett] Okay, Link how you doing over there? I am done with my masterpiece: Outfielder at the Club. – Oh boy. Wow. – Whoa. – It’s like a Who going through a goth phase. – [Rhett] You should have stopped with the lips, man. You came up with a whole new thing with the make the top lip disappear, and – Thank you. – That was good. And your luminescence is really – Yeah – A thing that you should keep. – Okay. – It was the best thing you did. – So go ahead and make the next appointment. – Uh, well this looks like when we put on upside down goggles and try to do each other’s makeup. – Yeah. – So. – I’m gonna pass. – I know I didn’t do good here. – Oh God. – But – And now it’s smeared. – But right here – No, this is good. – That’s something. – But now it’s leaking out of the bottle. – She touched her mouth together. – You know what, we’ll fix that on our own time.