(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Thank you for being here in Good Mythical More territory. – (laughs) Wow, that’s an interesting world. – Don’t Google that, whatever you do, do not Google “sensual Shrek.” – Sensual, if you wanna know how to not spell that, it’s S-E-N-S-U-A-L. – Sensual Shrek, oh gosh. Chase just showed it to me over here. Oh come on. – Why are there so. I keep looking, why am I looking? – People got too much time and too many– – Too many problems. – Too many weird ideas. – Speaking of which– – Sonic the Hedgehog? Licking his– – Speaking of weird ideas, there is a product. This is a legit product called Licki Brush. Lick your cat. What? “Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. “There’s also evidence to suggest “cats think their human captors are large cats. “Yet as a human–” – Captors, come on. – “You’re left out of their intimate licking ritual. “At best, you have a one-sided licking “relationship with your cat.” – It’s got a little cat ear thing– – “With a Licki Brush, you don’t “have to be left out anymore. “By using Licki with your cat on a reg–” Seriously? “Regular basis, you’ll develop–” I mean, I make out with my dog, but this is crazy. “You’ll develop a more intimate and bonded relationship, “much like a mama cat bonds with her young. “Instructions for use.” – Are you supposed to put your mouth on the outside of this? – I think you– (laughter) Exactly. Does that hurt? There’s even some on the bottom side there. Alright, bring out Barbara. – Is that part of it? Why’s it so big? Is that a guard or does it go inside my mouth, keep it in? I’m gonna do it this way. – I’m gonna read the instructions for you, okay Rhett? And you’re gonna do it. “Gently grasp Licki’s bite portion with your teeth.” She wants to check it out too. It’s safe. This is not a cat. This is a dog. Rhett, tell ’em what you think about cats. He can’t. He’s got that thing. “Gently grasp Licki’s bite portion with your teeth. “Slowly approach your cat when she is sleeping “or in an otherwise pleasant mood, “and ease into the soothing and mutual beneficial “licking behavior of cats. “Don’t be surprised if your cat licks you back.” Don’t look at me, Barbara. I have nothing to do with this. (Rhett grunting) Look at her. She’s just like, “Okay, whatever. “As long as I get paid.” Mind if I get in on this? – That’s incredible. I feel like she likes it. I feel like she likes it. (laughter) Do you like it? Why are you licking down? Lick right there. That’s where she likes it right there. (Link making nasal sounds) She’s in a trance. (laughter) We don’t like that. You like it, don’t you. She just likes getting love, no matter how it gets to her. (Link makes nasal sounds) Wow, you don’t have a beard, so I can really see the squareishness of that thing inside your mouth. Get a look at yourself with that thing. You look like a cartoon character. – I wonder if I put it in upside down what happens. – I would never lick a cat. And if I did–oh, what? What do you think, Barb? What do you thinks? What do you think? What do you think? – I’m depressed again. After that menstruation talk and this thing, I feel kind of down. I don’t know why exactly. – [Rhett] You like it? – It’s not rational. I wish my dog were here. – I wish she had a mustache. – She kinda does. – You think I can braid one? You’re so compliant. – Well, I think that’s why you like her. You need somebody in your life like that. (whispering) Okay, bye. Thanks for hanging out with us on Good Mythical More throughout this entire episode. I’m gonna go see if I can brush the cheese outta my nose and my brain. Go look at some more horse mustache pictures on my own time. I dunno what I’m gonna do with this, but you’re welcome to it. I’m leaving it right here. – He’s leaving.