(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. You made it. You made it all the way through, and so did we, by the way. – BYMB Be Your Mythical Best. – We escaped the zombies. Today we ask you to be your mythical best by having a carpool pool party. Help cut down on greenhouse gas by carpooling with your friends in the coolest way possible and make it a pool party. Next time you carpool go out go all out with tropical drinks, pool floaties and grilled foods. Post a pic of the party – I want to see those pictures – with hashtag BYMB. – We pool. – Hey. – We pool man. – But that’s a lot of trouble. (both laughing) I mean that’s a lot of trouble man. – Well– – But if you do it and you post it, we will see it. – Tropical drinks? I mean, I would love for you to show up at my house. You know, that horn beep that you always do. – Here’s the thing though. – I run out there and then you got a tropical drink for me. – We do– – A grilled food and a– – We do so much stuff here – Pool floaty. – We have so much fun on this show that we just… There is no fun outside of this show man. It’s just like we’re totally somber when we’re just the two of us. Sometimes, I just beep the horn and he gets in the car and I don’t even say anything. There is no hello or… – Listen. It’s like, why do we got to say hello for the 5,000 time? – (laughs) Yeah, we don’t say hello. – There’s sometimes a nod like, hmm. And then we get down in the street and we kind of get on the highway and then there’s usually like somebody just starts talking. (both laugh) No it’s like, how you doing and it’s kind of like ah yes, I was thinking about – Right. – I was thinking about that episode yesterday – What do you– – and had some thoughts about it. – Yeah, what do you think about community college? – Yeah, yeah. – You know what, let’s save that. Which, that was the inception of this entire show. Was us carpooling, no not… (Rhett laughs) not community college. Us carpooling in and then having a conversation carpooling to our studio and then literally saying, “Let’s save that conversation and make a video.” – Save it, save it. – Let’s save that. Let’s sit at a card table and have that conversation. – Can I have my– – And here we are Rhett. – My pizza gyro? – Not having fun in our carpool anymore. Give me a tropical drink man. Actually bring in the pizza wrapped gyro. – I love this little like a – Hello Tess. – Piano stool. – Welcome Mythical Chef Tess to Good Mythical More. – Tess, this is– – Hi, hi – There she is. – Quite amazing. – Now you didn’t go to community college did you? – Of course I did (laughs). Hey, but the good news is Rhett, you can’t offend me. You don’t have to literally take a dump on my head. (background laughter) I don’t care. – Hold on, you’ve gotta be careful when you say things on this show. (Tess laughs) Like anything that seems like a challenge. – I’m crying into my gyro here. – Yeah, yeah. A couple episodes from now– – Here you go. Dump on my head. – Dump on my head. – What kind of dump is it on my head? What’s the dump on my head? (Tess laughs) Uh, is it from an animal? (Tess and Link laugh) Is it from a person? – Is it from Rhett on Tess? – That’s what this show is. – What kind of scat is that? Is that Rhett’s scat? – Oh that’s it. It rhymes. You’re really digging yourself a hole. – No, no. (laughs) – What kind of a scat is that? – I wonder what we’re going to fill it with. – I’m sorry. – Alright, I mean I don’t– – [Stevie] Guys. – The thing is is that people are still offended. There are people still offended. The community college people are just so offended right now. – You know what– – Did somebody over there call our name? – [Stevie] Yeah, I was just going to say that – Oh, Stevie. – [Stevie] “What’s that Scat” is on our list of future possible things to do. – Okay, Stevie has added it to the list. “What’s that Scat?” – Oh no. – [Stevie] No, I didn’t add it. It was already on it. (laughter) – Oh, (sarcastic laugh) okay. – It’s already in the lineup. – But it wasn’t in the head though? – [Stevie] No, no, no. – No, it was just identifying by smelling. – “What’s that Scat on my Head?” (laughter) – Like add that to the list. – I feel– – On Tess’s head. – Here’s what I’m trying to do. I’m trying to… I feel like I’m trying to do something. If you are offended by my community college comment, I’m trying to serve you. Right? – I’m out again. I’m out. – I’m trying to help you. This is supposed to be therapeutic. – I mean, maybe I can help you out a little bit. – Okay, yeah somebody else speak. – Yeah, because I think community college is a sign of intelligence. – Yeah. – Because – I totally agree. – I mean look at Thomas Keller. He is one of the best American chefs. And he never went to culinary school – Yeah. – He was self-taught. He was a terrible student. He couldn’t focus. He went to community college and then dropped out. – [Rhett] Yeah. – And then made a wonderful… I mean, I went to community college. – [Rhett] Well, let me just say. I encourage people to take education as far as they possibly can. And I think that – And then get out. Community college is a great option for lots of people. It might be the best option for many people. I mean, sometimes I wish I had of gone. Here’s the thing is that the reason that there was a whole sitcom about it is because it’s an easy target. And I’m a comedian and that’s what I do. I see the targets and I throw things out. And it’s good for you if you get offended by this because you won’t be as offended the next time I talk about community college because now I’m adding it to my list of things that I’m going to piss you off about. – Ohh. – Because, it’s fun. I grew up in a family where we made fun of each other so I actually don’t mind cats at all but I love saying that I hate cats because it makes you so upset. – Incidentally, they don’t let him back in his family. – I take plea… There is something sick in the McLaughlin’s. We just take a little bit of sick pleasure in seeing people suffer. – Yeah, that’s schadenfreude. There’s a word for that. – Yeah, it’s a human emotion and I think that we’ve lost it a little bit in our society and I’m trying to bring it back a little bit. – Yeah, I mean that’s the only way my mother – Just bring it back. – shows me love, Rhett. – Right. (background laughter) – Yeah, let somebody bust your balls every once in a while. – Talking crap to my face. – You know, get your balls busted by the things that don’t matter. Like cats and community college. Community college does matter and cats do matter. But you know what I mean. (background laughter) So that when the things that really matter, – What are you talking about? – The things that are really important, the things that are really offensive, you can actually say “You know what, that really hurt my balls. But when you talked about cats and community college my balls were totally fine.” And you don’t have to have balls to… I mean this is not a man-woman thing. (laughter) This is– – What do you think about women, Rhett? (laughter) – I mean, this is just the proverbial balls. – No really. – The balls that everyone has. You know everyone’s got proverbial balls. – (Italian accent) Why don’t you tell us? What do you think about women? (Rhett laughs) I’m funny how? – Uhh. Okay– – Funny like a clown? – You know we should just shut up and eat. – Yeah, this is, this will make you feel better. – Because what I’ve learned is that– (laughter) – Oh my God – With a lot of people, especially this generation you know once you dig a hole they don’t let you get yourself out of it. I mean, like once you dig a hole and then you start saying say, “But guys I’m trying…” They just throw the dirt on top of you. So I’m just digging my hole deeper and everyone is just gathering around the hole and they are just throwing the dirt on me. Just forget about the community college cat hater. – Oh my god, this is so good you are missing out. – That’s all I am now to you. You look at me and you just see a community college with a cat as a mascot burning. Which that would be pretty cool. I mean that would be – Cat’s on fire. – We should set that up. Is there a community… Do community colleges have sports? (laughter) – Oh my god. – I’m just kidding. (laughter) You see, I can’t help it now. – You wanna try it? – You made it this way. You’ve created a monster. – Do you want some? – If you quit responding to me. Quit giving the bully attention guys. Don’t give him what he wants. Just quit responding. Just ignore him and he will go away because all of this is about his own insecurities. – Mmm-hmm. – He’s dealing with his own insecurities by crapping on community college and cats which both start with a C. That’s alliteration. I know that because I went to a four-year school. (background laughter) Alright. (clanking sound) – This is very– – Why are you eating my freaking thing that I won? (Tess crying) – Oh, it’s great food. (crinkling sound) – So where is the pizza from? – Hmm, where do you think? A special place has a special taste. – I know it. (laughter) – A special place has a special taste. That’s their slogan. – I didn’t make it. – Hmm, it’s small. – Yeah. – So how bout them zombies, y’all? – [Tess] It’s Domino’s. – [Rhett] It’s Domino’s. – It’s different. It’s not like putting gyro on a pizza, which is a decent and grand idea that I’m sure Rhett could really crap on if his mouth wasn’t full right now. – Especially if it was made by someone who was in community college. – You don’t have to go to college at all to work at Domino’s. You can start right now. I mean you gotta be like 16 I think. – Um. – No experience. Just walk in and say “Hey guys, you’re hiring right? You’re always hiring.” – Tess, you do not deserve this. – I’m scared. – You don’t deserve this and um, you know– – Sometimes I have to let it out because– – Is there any candy? – It’s 2017. Been on the internet. You’ve got to be so freaking careful about everything. Sometimes I’ve just got to let it out guys. Sometimes, with the helium. I don’t know why I did that. – I’m going to take this. – Tess you don’t deserve this. – It’s okay I can go. – And you know what? As a token of my appreciation, when I wore this I was like (Tess gasps) this looks like Tess’s pants. – It does. – Every day. Not today though. – No, today I just did a jumper. (mumbles) – Every other day Tess’s pants looks like this. And I’m not talking about Christmas or trying to be I don’t know, anything. She’s just on instinct. (Tess laughs) I’d love for you to have this. – Oh my god, really? – [Link] I’m never going to wear it again. – Oh, this is so exciting! – I think you can turn it into pants. – No, I’ll just wear this. It’s like a prehistoric elf, man. (background laughter) (techno music) This is so cute. and there’s lightning coming out of it’s mouth. – Yup. – We can see that. (techno music) I just want you to have it. I’m in the gift giving mood. ‘Tis the season. – You got me something? – Right, and we are going to dock your pay. (laughter) – Okay, just for today though right?