(rooster crow) (roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Win Face. Oh, gosh, well, nobody saw that. Congratulations. – Look away! Look away, Lewis. – Congratulations to Jackie. Jackie, you won a GMM mug! Happy birthday, even if it’s not your birthday. – [Link] Look at her face. – Not this one. This is mine. You get your own. – Um, can I take just one second? – Take liberties, man. I don’t care. – All right. That was it. All right, let’s bring in– I called you Lily. That’s my daughter’s name. Ellie. It’s like, if you re-arranged the letters. – So you’ll put me in you will? (laughing) – Ellie. – Would you put me in your will. – Listen, you’re dying before me. It won’t matter. (laughing) – Hold on, what? Did you just say? That’s rude! – Yeah it was rude, what she said. – You just wished an early death on me. – No, I’m gonna live for a long time. – Okay. – You’ll probably die, like, a day before me. – Hmm, that’s still pretty young. – We might be in an accident together of some sort where we’re both dying. – What if this happens? What if this happens? – But I die, like, literally seconds before you. – [Ellie] Oh, wow. – [Link] I’m just sayin’ the whole will thing is not all it’s cracked up to be. – I definitely don’t want to go skiing with you. – Is that how it’s gonna go? – Oh, it’s gonna be skiing, huh? – Most people die that way. – So, in this segment, Ellie- – I’m gonna die first, though, because I am the tallest. – Ellie predicts how we’re gonna die. – Tall people die early. It’s a statistical fact. – So I’m gonna die skiing. How is he gonna die? – Uh, on the way to the skiing. – I’m not asking you, I’m asking her, the one who knows. – I’m gonna die a little bit before you guys. We’re driving there. I’m gonna die, but you guys are gonna still go skiing, ’cause you’re gonna be like, “We paid for it!” and then both of you are gonna die. – Have you read our book? Because we do talk about how we die. – Oh, yeah, I’ve read your book. (laughing) – Okay, let’s play a game. – I don’t know how to take that. – What are we gonna do? – Before we play the game, something real nasty is about to happen. – Yeah. – Golly. – And it’s gonna happen the entire time we’re playing the game. – The thing is, I think I told you guys this story, either on Ear Biscuits, or Good Mythical More, where my pilates instructor, heh heh. Sorry, I live in Los Angeles. Um, was talking to me and she was like, “My daughter came in the other day “and said ‘Can I eat Play-Doh?’” And she said, “Why would you want to do that?” “Because Rhett and Link did it.” (laughing) You know, old episode or whatever. Then she started talking about all the things that we eat on the show, and all the kids that may be out there eating those things. She said, “But you guys don’t really eat all the stuff.” Her husband’s in the industry, heh heh. – The soap industry? – No, we do. That’s the difference between the internet and television. We do eat the things that we say we’re eating. So inside this frickin’– What is this thing called? – It’s a Ped Egg. (laughing) – Is pieces of Ellie’s foot. – Yeah. – That she rubbed off. – The pieces she doesn’t want any more. (laughing) – Yeah. – Dead skin. – So, I rubbed it mostly on the heel of my foot and I have, you know, gross feet. (Rhett spitting) I like, don’t have cute lady feet. I have gross feet. – Is that why, like, the color of this is, like, gray? You’re dying, your feet are dying first. – No, I’m fine. I primarily wear black socks. – Oh gosh, so I got sock pieces in here too. – Yeah. – Okay. – And now I’m gonna grate cheese into it. – What’s it smell like? – Pretty bad? – Yeah, but cheese smells kinda like feet, so hopefully it’ll all mix together. – Not this cheese. There you go. [Ellie] Nice, see, it’s just getting captured right in there. Wow. – What do you mean it’s getting captured in there? So you’re gonna have to open it and eat the cheese on the inside, right? – [Ellie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – So you can pop it open. – I already knew that. – Not yet. I would get more cheese. You want your cheese to foot ratio to be, like, at least 50/50. – Nine to ten. – Now, the more you grate, the more you’re going to have to eat. – I’m not eating it all. – Which may not be great. You gotta eat it all. – No I don’t. – You gonna do a pinch, maybe? – Yeah, a “peench,” as Link used to say. – A “peench”? – When I grow up– – He said “peench” until, like, he was 34. – Yeah, “Don’t peench me.” – Aww (laughing). Sounds like a portmanteau of something way worse than just a regular pinch. – Oh gosh (laughing). – Like what? – I get it. – I don’t know. Rhett gets it. – Yeah, yeah. – I don’t get it. – Just a little peench. – Just a little peench. You don’t get it, really? – Like peeeench? – Yeah, yeah. – I think I might get it. (laughing) – But maybe not. – Alright, you ready? Ugh. – Before you eat it, can you tell us what we’re gonna do? ‘Cause what people are gonna do is they’re gonna click away after you eat it, unless you tell them that we’re gonna do something fantastic. – No, no, no. We’re gonna play a great game. – It’s sealed up, I can’t get it. – No, you gotta get it from the side. – I’m never opening it again. – Hmm. – The cheese sealed it. – [Link] Guys. Can you please do what I’m– – Oh, wow. – Oh, that’s a lot of cheese. – Yeah, there’s a lot of foot cheese in there. – Rhett’s gonna eat all that cheese, but first, Ellie’s gonna explain the “grate game” that we’re gonna play. Did you say “grate”? – I said grate. – Did you use the– What is it? – I don’t think I used the– – Air quotes. – Air quotes, but we’re going to play the Reddit (stuttering) We’re gonna play the Reddit Fifty-Fifty Challenge, which is this game that they invented– How is it? – It just tastes like cheese. (laughing) – I haven’t gotten to your foot part yet. – Okay, but this version is GMM-ified. It’s the Good Foot, Bad Foot. So I’m going to read you two options. One of those options is gonna be a good foot, one of those options is gonna be a bad foot. You guys have to guess. Whether or not you get it right or wrong, you’re gonna see whatever foot it is. – You’ve been given a buzzer. A button. – I’ve been given a button. – I’ll keep re-visiting my bowl there. – Okay. – Alright, let’s do it. – Is it salty? I feel like it would be salty. A little bit, but right now I’m just getting cheese that’s been just, whatever of you was left on the grater– – Yeah, it was on there. – Yeah. – Okay, you ready? Number one? – Yeah. – Yeah. – Okay. I’m about to show you a photo. Is this photo chubby baby feet or a foot swollen three times its size from a wasp bite infection? – Wasp bite infection? – Alright, alright. Oh, so we have to– – What do you think it’s gonna be? Good foot or bad foot? – Uh, I’m hoping that you started on the good foot. – What do you think? – Get on the good foot! (click) – It’s a good foot. – Oh gosh. – It’s the chubby baby feet. – [Rhett] But that could be, like a normal person’s foot that’s completely swollen up. – That would be a giant though. – It is fun to think about baby feet as if they’d all been stung by wasps. (laughing) – [Link] I like that Band-aid residue on the shin of the baby. – That is a fun thought exercise. – It’s cute. – Alright, let’s do another one. Let’s reset this. You want it over here, guys? Where do you want it? – That’s fine. – I want you to be happy. – Okay. Alright, are these going to be the feet of a mama penguin cuddling a baby penguin between them or shoes that look like they were made from human foot flesh? – I’ve seen the penguin thing before. – That is a thing that exists. Also, I mean, shoes made out of human flesh, that’s a thing too. – Oh, gosh. Get on the good foot! – I think, just, you know, this is the second round, you’re going bad. You’re going bad early. – Yeah, let’s see! (clicking) (laughing) [Ellie] Oh! Yuck. Very yuck. – [Link] That’s a Photoshop exercise that should never have been exercised. – [Rhett] That’s unpleasant to look at. – [Ellie] Yeah, it’s like, you know it’s Photoshopped, but it doesn’t make it any better. – [Rhett] But you know those people who have the shoes that have the toes built into the shoes, and then they start wearing them as their shoes? – Losers. – Yeah. – Hopefully there’s nobody here wearing those. – I wouldn’t show that. – ‘Cause I’m about to make fun of those people. – I wouldn’t show that, that’s not funny. That’s just awful. – Eventually that leads to this. Eventually that just leads to “I’m barefooted with laces on,” you know what I’m saying? That doesn’t make any sense for anybody. – Well, there’s people who will get corset piercings, where they’ll have laces go through their back. – We had that on the show one time. I mean, you’re not suppose to have shoes, man. Humans are not made to have shoes. Shoes are a handicap. People’s feet evolved so that they could walk on the freakin’ earth. We think we know better than evolution, man, but we don’t. – We had a friend– – We don’t, man. We don’t need shoes. That’s why I’m barefooted all the time. – Who did the free running, and he broke his foot. – Yeah, that’s what happens. – He literally, he couldn’t run for a year. – There’s a reason there’s cushions down there, guys. – Alright. – Yeah. Alright. – He read a book, which he swore by. – Who was this? – He broke his foot. – Alright, is this next photo– Marcus? (laughing) I don’t know, I didn’t say his name. – I’ll have some more cheese. – Is this next photo going to be of ballerina feet in pointe shoes– – No, please no. – Or ballerina feet raw and unfiltered? – Raw and unfiltered. – Yeah, raw and unfiltered. – Yeah! There they are! This is a ballerina from, I believe, a Danish ballet company. – [Rhett] Yeah, the Danes. – [Link] It’s just not right. It’s not humane. – [Ellie] Yeah. – [Link] But it’s so beautiful of an art form, right Rhett? – Sometimes you have to take, you have to make sacrifices with different body parts for art. – Or for other body parts. – Right. – You know, I took ballet for seven years. – How’d that turn out? – Since I was a little girl. The whole time, I was super anxious to learn how to do pointe. The second we got into pre-pointe, not even real pointe, and they started showing us how painful it was going to be to go up– – You un-pointed. – I was like, “Bye!” – Yeah, yeah. – My wife, Christy? – Christy? – She took ballet in that same childhood era of her own childhood. Now, to this day, she walks like this. – Really? – Yeah, her feet are out like that. – Oh. I can go pretty wide, but– – I haven’t noticed that. – You can’t see that. – Watch her walk next time. – She walks like a duck? – Yeah. (laughing) A real great lookin’ duck. (laughing) – A beautiful duck. – Her feet are out. She says it’s because of that. – Yeah, ballet. – Next question, are these feet of a sweet, newborn child or adult feet with superimposed nightmare faces on them? – Well, if we’re just going with children at this point, you’re no producer. (spitting laugh) – Ouch. (laughing) – Okay, so we’re gonna say– – Hey, listen, it’s hard to find good feet. It’s hard to find good feet. – That just sounds boring at this point. – Not children feet. – We don’t want to lose anybody. – The ones with the faces on them, how about that? – Let’s see. Oh! – [Link] I believed in you, see? I know you’re good at your jobs. – [Rhett] I know, this game could also– – [Link] You’ve got so many jobs here. – [Rhett] This game can get a lot worse than this too. – [Ellie] Oh yeah. – I mean, some of the stuff I’ve seen, Whoo, I’m still trying to unsee. – Let’s do one more. Find your best one. – Yeah, okay. – Rhett took too much time ranting about whatever it was, I wasn’t listening to. – Okay. – It’s all true though. – Are these feet the teeny, tiniest baby boots? – Aww. – Or colven hoof heels used for weird bedroom reasons? – Weird bedroom reasons? – Weird bedroom reasons? – Cloven foot. – This is, like, the most foot weird bedroom episode there’s ever been. – Okay, alright. – Nothing happened! – I have to do it. – This is not connected to anything! – No, it’s just those? – Alright, hit it, try it. I know you have the power. Hit it. There! – Rhett – [Ellie] They’re so little! – [Link] Now, are those for the bedroom? – [Ellie] Oh, my god, no! (laughing) No! – Gross. Wrong. – Wrong, and wrong. Link won. – Ellie, we appreciate everything you do here. – You’re pretty tasty. – Thanks. Thank you. And goodnight. (laughing)