(roster crowing shifting into lion roar) – He’s dead. I’m sleeping in him tonight. – Check your voicemail! – Even though I didn’t win it. – We have a voicemail and we’re going to check it. – [Female Caller] Hi, Rhett and Link. Can you help me with a problem? I can’t find my pants. – Uh, look at your legs. – [Female Caller] Don’t know where they are. And I’m at school right now, and I’m not wearing pants. – Oh, come on. – Please. [Female Caller] Help me. – I’m at school right now. – I don’t believe you. Pics or it didn’t happen. No, no. Don’t do that. – No picture. – Don’t do that. Whoa, that was a bad idea, bad idea. – I think the answer is, you’re dreaming. Cause that’s a common dream. – Yeah, yeah, I’ve had that a few times. Now I’ve got my Star Wars adult diapers. Never be naked again. – Okay, so we got this. – Tess, come on out because you really can’t play catchphrase with two people. – We’ve got to get the new pilot of this thing to come in. Rey’s going to come in here. – That’s right, I am. – So there is a difficulty level on this thing: (ship powering on) Apprentice and Jedi Master. What we’re going to do is we’re just going to round robin this sort of thing. – Okay. – This way? – Yeah, because with three of us, you know. – There’s no teams. – There’s no teams. – I already know how this is going to go because who’s gonna lose? – We’re playing a hot potato and then you get a point and it’s bad. That’s how we’re altering the game. – Do you know how to play? – No. – When it’s handed to you– – (laughs) “No.” – When it’s handed to you, you click next and then whatever’s up there, you have to give us clues without using any word that we have to guess. – Oh, God. – You’ve never played catchphrase? – No. – That’s great. Now I know why this is going to be entertaining. – This is going to be horribly bad for me. – You were too busy twirling that staff of yours. – That’s right. – (laughs) “That’s right.” – So do you want to start with Apprentice? – Let’s just do it since she’s never played before. – Oh it makes a noise. – It makes lots of noises. – You can’t look- – Okay – Because it would be cheating. – Got it. Sorry. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Only I can look, and then when I had it to you you’ll see that what you guess is up there. – Okay – Then you hit next. Just hit next. – Don’t hit anything but next – I know I hit next and – then give it to you. – Because a lot of times– – Hot potato. If the buzzer goes off then you lose. – A lot of times what newbies will do is they’ll hit the wrong button. Don’t hit the wrong button. – Newbies. – Yeah – Here we go. Okay this is the color of the milk that we drank. – Blue! – Oh. – Oh this is going to be easy. Easy. – He’s a Darth Vader man and he’s covered in a color that is not red or white. It’s defiantly a specific color. – A Darth Vader man – What is he wearing? – Star trooper? – No, the color of what he’s wearing. – A black cloak. – The next thing is like when a knight goes and they fight people, they are protected by … – Black shield. – But also rhymes with, it’s like deodorant. – Black. – Black guard. – Black. – Black yard. – The-odorant – It’s a specific brand of deodorant. Or baking soda. Wait, is it? – Mitchum. (laughter) My dad wore Mitchum. – Can I tell him? Is that allowed? – No, no you got to keep going. – What’s this? – An elbow. – Arm. – A bicep. (Chewbacca roar) – Black arm. – Arm guard. – Black armor. (Rhett laughs) – Black Armor. Okay, so you just got a point. That was bad. – I was thinking Arm & Hammer. – You know what? – We’re still on Apprentice. Let’s keep going. – You know what? – Arm and hammer. – This is all expected. We knew this was going to happen because this is the first time you’ve played the game. Not because you’re just inherently bad at catchphrase. – Okay. – Go Rhett. – I said go. Are we going to start now? – Yes. – Okay, this is orbiting our earth the international– – Moon. – The international. – Space station. – Sta-Oh. (audience laughter) – This is what the government puts out against another government in order to prevent trade. – Embargo – Close to embargo, but I think it’s also – Indentured servitude? – It can be a physical array of ships that– – Flotilla. – Prevent. – An army! An attack! – This is a tough one. – A barricade? – When you’re a child you build with. – Legos. – Blocks? – Yes. And then you added something to the end of that. – Blockade! – Yes! – Okay. Oh, God. (laughter) – I don’t want to see it. – Sorry. (laughter) – It’s a– (Chewbacca roar) – Two points for Tess! – Just a little catchphrase school here. Don’t panic so much. (laughter) I mean the panic sets in as soon as you hold the ship. – Padawan – Padawan, okay. – You can’t let that happen. – Okay. Sorry. I won’t do that. I won’t panic. – It’s going to be okay. – It’s a child learner who could potentially become a Jedi but probably not, let’s be real. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Right. – I’m going to Jedi Master. – I totally knew that. – We’re goin up? We’re getting more difficult? – Yeah, because we’re doing so well. (audience laughter) – Wow. – Here we go. – So we’re just going for the jugular. – Okay may the blank be with you. – Force. – Force! – You’re not dead, you’re. – Alive. The force alive-ens. – No. What’s another way to say that you’re alive. – The force awakens. – You already said that. You’re not dying, you are– – Dead. – Awoke. – You’re not dying, you are … – Dead, deceased. – No, another way to say that you’re alive. – You’re gone. Oh, alive. – He’s not dead, he’s still … – Alive – Living. – Yes. – The living force. – Yes. – Right, that’s like the field that the Jedi was talking about. – They’re, it’s what, okay. Darth Vader was bad but there was, they sensed some … – Good. – Yes, good, where? – Within him. – Yes. – Okay good. – There was good within him. – Yes, some good in him. – Some good in him? (laughter) Sorry. Um. (Chewbacca roar) (audience laughter) – Three points for Tess. – I wouldn’t have gotten that. – That wasn’t your fault. – Constable? – Zuvio. – Okay. – I don’t know. – Yeah. Yeah, that’s it. – Let’s go back to Apprentice and you can start. – Go. – Oh, my God! Okay, it’s not 2002, or 2003 or 2004 it’s – 2001 – 2005 – Yes! Yes. – Pass it. – Okay. – Don’t hit the button. – I’m sorry. – Each movie is called a … Every series is called a Star Wars– – Episode. – Right, and what’s the first one? – Episode one. – Yeah. – You can fall down one of these– – Stairs– – If the door opens and– – Hatch! – The box isn’t there. – Rabbit hole! – Open hatch. – If the box isn’t there when the door opens you can fall right down in it. – Trapped door. – Basement! – What’s the thing that takes you up and down. – An elevator. – Yes, and then if it’s not there and you fall down the. – Elevator. – The cliff. – Shaft! – Yes. – Oh my God! I’m the opposite of warm. – Cold. – Cold. (android beep) – You hit the wrong button. You hit stop. – I’m such a noob. (laughter) – You got a point for that. – If you get super, super mad, you are filled with. – Rage – Rage. – Yes, got one. – What are the things that fly through the air that could also be in water at other times. – Birds. Velociraptors. – Space. – Junk. Rockets. Torpedoes. – This is so easy guys. What’s a thing that floats on the water and there’s a battle. – Boat – Battle blank. – Battle boat – Battle ship. – Right, and then the first word to take something from one place to another a blank ship – From point A to point B. – Yeah, it’s a– – Ship or freighter. – Steamship! – Close, but– – Close! – A ship that takes you from place to, takes things from place to place– – A cruise ship! – A carrion ship. – Like a carrion ship but. – A dinghy. – I think they stowed away on one of these. Obi Wan. ( Chewbacca roar) – What was it? – Transport ships. – That wasn’t easy. – Tess, don’t worry. We each got a point. But you still got three of them, which means you still loss royally. – We all lost a little bit, but you still lost the most. – It’s okay. – Thank you – May the force still be with you. – Okay, bye.