(chicken clucking) – Crappy Edward Scissorhands could be a thing. – Yes, in the sequel. (laughs) Gifticality, we’re donating $1,000 to Cool Earth to aid in their mission to save the rainforest and strengthen local community livelihoods. In an overall goal to combat climate change, join us in a giving at CoolEarth.org. – Thank you for being your mythical best. Yeah, check out Cool Earth. – Check ’em out– – Peruse their site. – They’re doing good work. – Also, check out the earth. It’s pretty cool. Check it out occasionally. – You’ve seen Google Earth? You heard about that? (laughs) – Do you turn that on? Come on in, Josh and Tess. – Haven’t been on Google Earth? – Josh and Chesh, that’s how I said your name. If you’re using Google Maps, do you turn on the– – Satellite view? – Look at satellite view? – Yeah. – See, that’s something I’m trying to grow as a person. – Why does that represent growth? – Because I always feel anxiety with turning that on because I think it drains my battery, and then ironically is bad for the planet. – Well, it might be. – I think it is. – I doubt it. – Think about it, though. – I don’t know nearly enough to say. I’m gonna pass on this one. – Yeah, that sounds really complicated. – Well, if your battery runs out, you’re gonna throw something out quicker, and then, you know how I get really guilty about throwing out batteries. – The ion-lithium batteries in the iPhones are designed to fail so the consumer has to buy another one. – Yup. – So it’s a bigger– – Well, that’s not how they put it. – (laughs) No. They don’t want you to know that. – So, you’re waiting around for a new battery? – Well, yeah. – I think just the fact that you’re thinking about it is what signifies personal growth. – Yeah! – Have good intentions, but don’t actually do good things. – That’s what I was tryna say exactly, yeah. – Which one of these do you want us– – Goodintentions.org, that’s my charity! Give me all your money. – Just intend to give you money, but don’t actually do it. – Plus, it’s bigger than you. It’s hard. – It’s hard. – Yeah, but the fact that you’re thinking about it– – That summaries it. It’s difficult. Tess and Josh– – Why not rational and just use old school maps? You can take this to its logical end. Don’t even turn your phone on. – Well, there’s a balance. – And you should walk everywhere. – Or a MapQuest like my parents. – Some more Diet Coke for us to try. – Yay! – Which on did you think? I didn’t really hear from you which one was your favorite. – I wasn’t really tasting it. – Ginger lime? – I was using context clues. – Here you go. Now, which one do you want us to taste first, the darker one or the lighter one? – Taste the darker one. He seems like he’s laying into that. – Yeah, oh gosh. – Shit. Oops. – Oh, we’ve got slushie straws. – Yes. I’m an expert. (laughing) – If you really like chewing your Diet Coke, you can just spoon it in your mouth. – It was a mistake I made on Amazon. So, yeah. – I love it. Any time you’re accused of something weird, just say I’m an expert. – I’m an expert. – I’m an expert, leave me alone! – Don’t test me. – I’m a professional screwer-upper. (laughs) – Now that has a butterscotchy. I honestly think my taste is getting worse as the day goes on. – Ugh! Dude, I’m ashamed that you beat me because this is horrible. You obviously can’t taste it. – It is really gross. – It’s bad, bad, bad! – Yeah. – It’s coated my tongue, and it’s sticking into it. – Ew. – The fact that it’s so strong is a good thing for me right now. I’m enjoying this. ‘Cause there’s flavor there. – I can french kiss an assassin right now, and the assassin would die. – Then you would become the assassin? – Is that a reference to something? Is that a reference to a game or something? – Everything I say seems like a catchphrase, but I’m just an inventor. I’m an expert. – If it was the assassin in The Professional, Natalie Portman would be really sad because that was her father figure, so any other assassin. – My observation about that is that it doesn’t make any sense unless it’s a catchphrase. So, is it a catchphrase? – Well, screw you, man. – Kiss an assassin? Oh, is it a play on words? – I guess, it’s just something I said. The more you try to– – Kiss the (mumbles) Kiss the butt? Kiss the ass-assin? – No, it was just me talking, man. – You know what, you should say that’s what it was. – Kiss an ass, sorry. – I’m an expert. Now I gotta taste it again because you’ve distracted me. – It’s just gross. – If you go strawless and really get your nose in there, you’re gonna get a lot more of that bouquet. There it is. Yeah, yeah. – Man, I didn’t need bouquet. – Lot of bouquet. – Give me some clues. ‘Cause I go off clues. – Is it meaty? – No. – Is it saucy? – Sometimes you can put it between bread. – Yes, but it’s the way they made the extract that’s what you’re tasting. – Yeah, that was bad. I’m not an expert. – The way they made the what? – The extract is what makes you think it’s kinda meaty. It has a… I’m gonna give it away. – It’s related to a North Carolinian delicacy, actually. – For children. – Something you would add to Coke specific to North Carolina. Does that mean anything to you? – Boiled peanuts? – Barbecue? – That you would put between bread? – Peanut butter. – And, what’s the other thing? – Peanut butter and jelly. – Yes! Sorry. – You had so little help from either of us. – I’m sorry, Stevie. – I’m a peanut butter expert. – Yeah, it was more of an in-bouquet. It wasn’t a– – No, no– – We don’t have a lot of R&D time. – We don’t know what we’re doing. – The peanut and butter jellyness of it, I can kinda taste it. And the edge has really been taken off for me. – This is like a half cup of just straight jelly in that, so I don’t know what– – So you know about them putting peanuts into the Coke? – Yeah, I’ve had it before. It’s really delicious. – Oo, this one! – That’s even grosser. – Fresh straw. It’s also a slushie straw. – Yup, once again an expert level. – You’re still an expert. – Professional for life. – This taste horrible, but it taste a lot better than it smells. Is this supposed to be bad? – Mhm. – Oh. – Well, not bad, no. It’s not supposed to be bad. Some people– – I didn’t ask you, because I know what you get up to. – That’s fair enough. – It’s a terrible choice for a cookie. They also make a cookie in this flavor. – Yogurtland makes a flavor flavored with that flavor. That’s the flavor that they flavor. – And Christina Tosi makes an excellent something in this flavor. – Oh, well I know Christina Tosi, she– – Very popular. – Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh! Lychee. (laughing) – No. – Right? I can’t taste it at all. – Okay, well there’s a candy thing going. – Okay! – Yeah-ish. – [Person] Link, you’ve had to guess this on the show once, and it was the worst time any of us have ever had because you were so bad at it. It took you like an hour to try and guess. – Snot? – [Person] What was on your head. – Up? – Tea? – Tea? – [Person] No. I guess there’s a lot of examples of that. (laughter) This one was on your head. – It’s not my cup of tea. – Oh, it was on your head? – It was on my head and I had to guess? – Oh, oh, it was– – Listen, you guys forget I can’t see this! You can guys see this; I can’t! – It’s not at the dentist, so it would be– – Can I smell your cup? Thank you. Yeah, no, man, that’s in there. – Yeah. – Okay, when we were making this– – When somebody asks you that in a locker room, say no. – Your taste buds just start swirling, you have no idea what’s going on. – Yeah. It’s really hard to decipher, but then once you’re told, you’re like, “Oh, yeah! I get it!” – Give me another hint. – [Person] It comes once a year, and you have this thing to celebrate. – Eggnog. – My birthday. – Oh! – Yeah. – My birthday cake. Birthday cake candles. – And the truth shall set you free. – It’s birthday cake? – Yeah, it’s birthday cake. It’s just birthday cake. – Those were the birthday cake candles that when you blow them out, they keep coming back, and everyone thinks it’s funny. But it’s really not. – That’s like a sparkler. – Is that what it is? – All right, great! – Just candle, actually. – Good work, guys. – Wax. – You guys are experts. – Bees. (laughing)