Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Thanks for sticking around. We’ve been waiting here for you. “Didn’t see that coming.” You caught it. Did you see it coming? Ooh. Oh, it’s not an apple. It’s not an apple. I thought it was an apple. Gosh. Did you not see that coming? ‘Cause you caught it. Yeah, I’m red-orange color blind. What? It’s not a common condition. Let’s give a “Good Mythical More” welcome to mythical crewmember Ellie who’s going to enter. – Ellie: Hello! – And then, after she does, she’s going to quiz us on what? – Okay, so– – Celebrity couples? Uh, yes. There’s a lot of celebrity couples that have a dated that are totally bizarre, and it happened a while ago, – so everyone forgot about it. – And we’ve all forgotten about it. – And they’re– – Come on up. It’s my favorite genre of celebrity knowledge because, you know, Is– Is defunct celebrity couples. Yes, the weirder, the better. I have a theory that the weirder the celebrity couple, the more real the love. That– That makes sense. Because, well, I don’t know. Because that generates marketing, too. I guess, but, like, if you are dating someone that doesn’t, like, actively contribute to your star meter or whatever, like, what’s the point? You have to really love them. That’s how I feel. Oh, well, what about the other one? You mean when somebody– They’re not set up by PR. When somebody kinda goes down a little bit. – Yeah. – So give me an example. Do you remember when Tom Green and Drew Barrymore dated? – Oh, yeah. – That happened? Yeah, that did happen, and they were together for a while. Yeah, he really lowered his standards for her. So what are your questions? I’m going to be presenting you with a celebrity couple, and you guys have to tell me whether they really dated or I just invented them. – Oh. – Okay? – You ship to them. – I ship them. But they’re all real celebrities. It’s just they may not be a real couple. All right, I’m ready. I don’t know if you guys are going to remember all these celebrities – because you’re, you know, grown men. – Well, let’s see. Okay, first up Nick Lachey and Kim Kardashian. – Uh, what? – Nick Lachey and Kim Kardashian? – No, no, no, no, no. – Rhett’s saying no. That never happened. I follow Kim’s relationships very closely. And I follow Jessica Simpson’s relationships very closely. – Yep. – So what do you think? No. You guys are both wrong. – What? – They dated for, like, two weeks. I mean, it was, like, nothing, but it was right around the time that she was getting famous, and he said, surprisingly, that he thought that she was using him to get famous. Ooh. You can’t say that, Nick. – Yeah, I mean– – But at the time… – Yeah, she was. – At the time she was, definitely. – She a hundred percent was. – You’re saying she was. Her whole mission forever has just– to be– has been to be famous. So you’re gonna take whatever route you can. Further the brand. But now she is famous, so now… She’s one of the most famous women in the world. Yeah, it worked. Yeah. – Uh, they went to date– – Does Kanye know that? – Kanye does know that. – She was already famous with Kanye so it doesn’t count. Yeah, I think they helped each other. I– I believe in their love. – Uh, next up… – That’s good. …we have Sylvester Stallone and Vanna White. Oh! Again, Vanna White. Myrtle Beach. I know a lot about Vanna White. – Um… – Why? That would be ’cause she’s from Myrtle Beach. – They keep– – Oh, okay. The people on the Internet keep trying to get me to click on stuff about Vanna White. What do you mean, the “people on the Internet”? I’ll be on a website and then there’ll be something that comes up and it’s just like, “Vanna White scandal.” Oh, clickbait. Or “Vanna White is leaving ‘Wheel of Fortune’.” I click every time… “You’ll never believe…” …because I’m so interested in her. That’s why they keep giving it to you. ‘Cause you’re clicking on it. I know. I keep reinforcing the Vanna Whiteness. Don’t reinforce the Vanna Whiteness. – I need to put that right on top of my laptop. – Check your Vanna Whiteness. Um, who was it with her? – Sylvester Stallone. – Sylvester Stallone. That’s odd. I could see that happening, though. – You know, in, like, ’84. – It didn’t happen. – He’s sitting there watching. – Didn’t happen. He’s like, ( imitating Stallone ) “Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.” He’s saying it happened. I said it didn’t. “Look a the way she turns those letters.” It did not happen. I invented it. But wouldn’t it be funny to hear Sylvester Stallone go, ( imitating Stallone in “Rocky” ) Vanna! Yeah, it would. That sounded more like Arnold. – Well, no, ’cause he’s got all that stuff on the face. – Vanna! – Vanna! – Then he goes, “Adrian!” – Vanna! – Hey, yo, Adrian. Yeah, right, not, uh… All right, I’m 0 for 1. – Okay. – I’m 0 for 2. You’re 1 for 2. That’s how that works. Oh. You can’t just count the one you don’t… – Okay. – I’m 0 for 1 when I was trying. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, next up we have the singer Pink… Love her. – …and Joey Fatone. – Love him. Of NSYNC. Boy, they got a lot of pipes between the two of them. Pink and NSYNC. Stevie: We saw Joey Fatone. – We did. – That seems odd. We saw Joey Fatone in Van Nuys. – In traffic. – In traffic. We just locked eyes and we were there for a long time. A red convertible. But it wasn’t pink. No, it wasn’t a convertible. It was, like, a Toyota sedan. Pink? They do not seem like each other’s type at all. – Rhett: It was? – Yeah. – That’s why it didn’t work. – Wasn’t it? They did have a brief– I would like to see that fight, though. They would have a brief little… Wouldn’t you like to see Pink and Joey Fatone fight? – Yes, absolutely. – She would kill him. You talking about a wrestling match or just a spat? To the death. Okay. All my money’s going on Pink. Yeah, Pink, and this did not happen. Her deltoids are very… You guys are both right. No, wait. No, you’re right. You’re wrong. They dated. Briefly. – Oh, really? – Yeah. In the early 2000s, they dated. She was opening for NSYNC. And Pink claims that he was totally in love with her. And she had nothing but nice things to say about the guy, but, you know, it’s hard when you’re a young artist and you’re opening for a boy band, and the guy who’s the worst guy in the boy band is the one who’s in love with you. Oh, it had to be that one. I think he’s a good guy. Madonna and Dennis Rodman. That happened. I remember it. – Yep, I remember that, too. – Okay, that’s true. Dennis Rodman said Madonna wanted to have his babies, which is a weird thing. Cameron Diaz and Eminem. Cameron Diaz and Eminem didn’t happen ’cause he would’ve rapped about it. That’s true. It didn’t happen. – But did he? – It didn’t happen. It did not happen, but Cameron Diaz has dated– and I’ll just list these off really quickly– Ed Norton, Alex Rodriguez, Adam Levine, Keanu Reeves, Gerard Butler, P. Diddy, Bradley Cooper, Kelly Slater– the surfing guy? Tyrese, Jude Law, Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto, and Elon Musk! – What? – So just– you know. Good for you, girl. A round of applause for Cameron Diaz. I’d read that book. I definitely wanna read that book. And that’s just what we know about. Like, what happened– ah, man. Oh! The conjecture. Next up we have Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz. Yeah, she likes musicians. That’s a yes, definitely. – Didn’t happen. – Did happen. It did happen. Gosh, you’re so good at this, Link. They were engaged briefly. Moby and Natalie Portman. Didn’t happen. Moby and Natalie Portman. – Did happen. – It did happen. Wow, Link, you don’t miss. Uh, Jessica Alba and Owen Wilson. – Did happen. – Yes. That’s totally made up. It just seems right. Nicolas Cage and Rachael Ray. No, not a chance. – Yes. – It never happened, but what if it did? Oh! I wanted to go out on top, but I couldn’t. Thanks, Ellie. Link, you should get a job on “ET.” Yeah, nobody wins, but I win because I learned a lot today.