(rooster crows) (lion roars) (cannon bangs) (wheel spins) – Hey. Welcome to Good Mythical More. I knew you would click on through to us. You never let me down. – Don’t Google that, whatever you do, don’t Google 19th Century Halloween kids. – I gotta google that. – Oh yeah. – 19th Century Halloween kids? – You’ve done it. Look at you. You’ve already done it. – Well I’ll be blast. What is it? – What do you get? Oh. – Oh. Oh. – What in the world? – Oh my. – Don’t google that. – Don’t Go- Oh gosh! What? – Whaa? – What were the children thinking? – Actually, kinda Google that. – Kinda. – Alright. Five second rule is a game that we haven’t played, but it’s for ages 10 and up. – Alright, we qualify. – Yes! I love it how they, you got this nice box full of just this and this. We got this, and then we got this fancy schmancy timer. (timer squeaks) – Is that five, what, wait, did you say something? – That was this. (timer squeaks) – Is that electronic, or? (Link mimics timer) It could be a JAY-Z song. (Link laughs) You know, he likes that kind of sound. – Yeah, he did. – Okay, so you’re saying that that is the five seconds. – Yeah. So what we’re gonna do is, this is discard, so that’s the front, you’re gonna go first, so you turn this over and I’ll read the first one to you. I will give you an assignment, and it’ll be like- – Why don’t you, why don’t the guy who’s guessing he just guesses, and you- – I read out the assignment – Read it and land it, so you have time to control. – Okay, you ready? Here we go. – Okay. – Name three things – Oh, no hold on – What? You wanna wait until after I read it? – You gotta say it and then set the timer. – Okay. – It’s gonna take you five seconds to get through the question. – You’re right. Name three things you would give to Goodwill. – Old shoes, underwear, and an old desk. – You can’t give underwear to Goodwill. – Yeah you can. – No you can’t. – I have. I have. – I’ve seen the inside of your underwear. – They objected, but I give it to them. – You cannot give that to them, so you don’t get a point. – That counts! – That does not count. – I could give it to them, they may reject it. – You can’t return stuff to a store that you’ve, underwear that you’ve wore or bathing suits. Am I right? – Name three things you shouldn’t do at a funeral. – Laugh, fart, and giggle. (Rhett laughs) And smell. – Giggle and laugh’s the same thing, man. – Smell the body. – You can’t do a different kind of laugh. – Laugh, fart, and smell the body. – Okay, I didn’t get a point either. Okay, this is so fun, though. It will stop being fun. – So you’re not giving me a point for the underwear one? Okay. – Can you give underwear to the Goodwill? Yes or no? – [Producer] You can give it, but they might not take it. – They said, what would you give, and I said I would. I got lots of old underwear. – But they won’t accept it, and that was the, so no, you don’t get a point. You can’t give it to Goodwill. – What if I told them I had really washed it? – You can’t successfully give it to Goodwill. Really washed it? – Really washed it, never sharted in it. – [Producer] Oh, they will take clean underwear, according to their website. – Bam. – Alright. I’ll give you the point, but I had to know. – Okay. – Do I get a point? – No, ’cause laugh and giggle’s the same thing. – Name three animals that can swim. – Fish, dolphin, and platypus. – Platypus? Okay. You’re right. You get another point. – Alright, here we go, here we go, c’mon. Let’s up the pace. – Name three salad dressings. – Thousand island, ranch, and blue cheese. – Name four. – Italian. – (laughs) I got Italian. – If we do more, do we get more points? – No, let’s keep this simple. – Let’s keep it simple. – But that was great, you kept going. – Name three gifts given during the 12 days of Christmas. – A goose, ducks, and pear trees. – You didn’t get it. You didn’t get it. You didn’t get it. – What are they? What are some of them? Partridge in a pear tree, so that was technically a partridge and a pear tree, you- – Golden ducks, I don’t know. That was a tough one. – It’s not the right time of year for that. – Yeah, it’s out of sight out of mind. – Alright, so how many points does he have? – Name three professional soccer teams. – The U.S. (all laugh) How sad is that? – The U.S. – Not only did I not know soccer, but my only answer was the U.S. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I’m sorry. I’m sorry the entire world who loves football, aka here soccer. – I’m an Oiler’s fan, not a soccer man. Okay, uh. – Hold on, I gotta think of one. Arsenal. – Isn’t like, Manchester United, that’s one. – Manchester United. Brazil. – Just name countries. Your go or? – My go. This is hard. Do it, guys. What do we do now? Name three ways to procrastinate at home. – Pick your boogers, scratch your butt, and watch television. – Alright, let’s keep going, you got extra time. Name three honeymoon destinations. – Antigua, Jamaica, and Peru. – Name three large U.S. cities. – Chicago, New York and Los Angeles. – Name three famous bald people. – Jason Alexander, (breathes with spit) – (breathes with spit) is not an acceptable answer. – Cojack! The guy who played Cojack. – That’s what we gotta do. Keep going. – Keep going ’till you can’t go anymore. – Yep, yep, yep. Howie Mandell. – Name three comedians. – Howie Mandell, Seinfeld, and that guy who hosted Family Feud. (everyone laughs) – You didn’t even say Steve Harvey, man. – Steve freakin’ Harvey. Give me another one. Come on. Let me get a roll going. – Name three things that may need ironing. – A shirt, pants, and a tie if it’s crinkled. – Name three things you had to learn on your own. – How to shave, how to ski, and… I learned everything with help. – How to shave and how to ski. You learned to ski like two weeks ago. (everyone laughs) – I was in a class, too, but I didn’t listen. – It’s so fresh. – I ski- – Did you learn how to shave two weeks ago? – Name three American- – You can’t do that. – Name three American Idol champions. – Christie Underwood? What’s her name? Candy Underwood? (everyone laughs) What’s her first name? – It’s Candy Underwear. Carrie Underwood. – Carrie Underwood. – And what was the girl who was like, her name was like, Rhianna – Kelly Clarkson, and then Justin, man. The first one, right? – Name three types of sports balls. – Lacrosse, basketball, baseball. – Name three California universities. – UC Davis, UC Irvine, UC Riverside. All three of the best ones. – Name three rock bands. – Metallica, Black Snake, and Black Sabbath. – Name three polite phrases. – Excuse me, sorry, would you like more fries? (everyone laughs) – Name three blues bands or musicians. – Ray Charles, The Blues Brothers, and… – BB King. Give me one. I’m on a roll now, I can feel it. Going out on top, kids. – Name three ways to wish someone Merry Christmas. – Happy Hanukkah, Happy Christmas, and what’s in your stocking? – Name three parades. – Rose Bowl Parade, Christmas Day Parade, and New Year’s Parade. – I don’t think these count, but name three amusement park rides. – A roller coaster, a tilt a whirl, and the concession stand. (everyone laughs) – I’m gonna keep going. Name three brands of purses. – Dulche Cabana, Aldo, and Nike. (Rhett laughs) I’m sure Nike makes a sports purse. – Nike makes a purse. Name three rivers. – Cape Fear River, Massachusets River, and Colorado river. – There’s not a Massachusets River. – I’m sure there is. – Okay. Link? I win. – Good work. Name three vegetables. – Cauliflower, broccoli, and cabbage. (upbeat electronic music) – Name three farm animals. – Horse, pig, and dog. – Cartoon characters. John Travolta movies. – Staying Alive, (groans) Face/Off, Angel Man, and Michael, and Pulp Fiction. – Angel Man. Watched that one, I recommend it.