GMMore 1267: Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Mix Taste Test

(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical Mor. – Comment takeover. This is when we send you to a relatively undiscovered video and have you comment on it. We’re sending you to “Why Accounting is Cool,” comment agreeing with that sentiment and sharing your cooling accounting moment. Remember, don’t tell ’em we sent you and be your Mythical best, don’t be mean. – Share your coolest accounting moment, I love it. I’mma go in and read those. – Yeah. – I’ll read ’em all. “Why Accounting is Cool.” Okay, before us, nice Rhett, we have all types of toppings that you could use to make party mix because this is what came in the mail today and I’m going to put on these gloves here so as to, I’m going full lunch lady, I’mma wear a hairnet – We don’t have a hairnet. – Do we have a hairnet? Okay, well I’m going half lunch lady, the hand half. I’m gonna create for myself a little, a little, hmm, we’ve got so much to choose from to create our ultimate party mix and then leave the rest for the Mythical crew to crafty on later. – With all their cold cuts. – You can make a fart sound with the, okay. Now, is this a Raisinette, I believe. – One thing I will say is that we have, I don’t know about this, we have a party mix as one of the options for party mix. – But the only thing I like in here are these bagel things. – Melba toast? – I like the bagel. – I called that melba toast. – Is this melba toast? – I don’t think that’s what it is, I think it’s a bagel bite. – That’s a bagel bite, right? So, I like the bagel bites. – You’re gonna like like 12 bagel bites in your whole thing? – No. – That’s not a mix. – [Link] I’m gonna be doing this for a while, count what you want. I like those. – Step one for me is going to be, I’m going savory and maybe a little bit sweet later on, so I’m going to go cheese Doritos but I’m gonna come on home to the ranch and I’m going cool ranch Doritos, mixing those two. A lot of people believe that’s some bad juju when you do that but I firmly believe in it and just when you thought there was too much cheese, I went into the Cheez-its. – [Link] Oh, you going cheese heavy, huh? – I’m going cheese heavy. – And you’re gonna top that off with some sweet? – You don’t know what I’m doing dude, you don’t know what I’m gonna do. – But you eluded to topping it off with sweet. – I don’t know, I might and then pretzels because you got a little saltiness. – Pretzels? – Pretzels? – Pretzels. – Let me just get this mixing here and get this, get that mixed up right here. Now, I’d serve that right there just as it is but it would be boring so I’m going to keep going. – I like peanuts. – Is that how you’re making all your decisions? I like peanuts. – Not too much but. – I feel like going with the Fritos would be too much corn and I feel like going with the potato would be too much chip so I really feel like the only place left to go is popcorn. Could I have the popcorn? – Popcorn for you. There you go. – Just a nice shaving. – That’s nice. Now, these things here, these Milk Duds look like they’ve been run over or something. Is that what they look like to you? – All Milk Duds look like that. They’re all dead. – They used to be round and the thing is I like the chocolate. – Hold on, you don’t know the story behind Milk Duds. – No. – Milk Duds are just Whoppers that collapsed during the process and they call it a Dud and they sell it separately. – No they don’t. A Whopper has wafers in the middle. – It sounded good, didn’t it? I think they originally meant these to be a perfect sphere and then. – They were duds. – There was a dud so they were like, “Oh, well people like that.” – I don’t like this part of it. This part that stays in your mouth or sticks to your teeth, I’ll get rid of that. – You don’t like the dud part. And now. – That is pretty. I feel really good about this. – But I do like Raisinettes. They’re good because they don’t stick in your crawl. Not in your crawl. – You’ve done nothing. You have like 17 bagel bites and some M&Ms and now you’re just throwing Raisinettes in there. I’ve got a whole party over here, look at this. – Well this is a party for one. It’s got color balance, it’s all savory, I’m not gonna screw that up. I feel like pushing it any further would just ruin it. It would undo everything I’ve done, all the great things that have happened. – I think mine’s done too because I love potato chips. I like popcorn. I like these but I don’t like any of that with this. – Your mix is Raisinettes, bagel bites and peanuts? – Yeah and you know what? It’s got a special name. Triple brown. (laughs) Hey, you want some triple brown? Are you down for the triple brown? – It sounds like an Urban Dictionary thing that you shouldn’t look up. – Well, you can’t knock it until you try it. – I don’t think I’m down for the triple brown and I don’t want to know what it is. – I’mma taste it. I’m done so I can take my glove off. You guys can have the rest of that. – Going into my own mix now. – Who’s down with the triple brown? – You know you’re not supposed to sample your own mix first. – Sample my mix. – I don’t even want to sample it. – It’s simple. It’s elegant. It’s brown on brown on brown. Got to town on that brown. Double down on the triple brown. – So I got one of everything. – Don’t frown now, don’t frown on the triple brown. One can’t frown when eating triple brown. That’s what it’s going to say. One can’t frown when you eat it. – The bagel bites and the chocolate is like not happening, man. – It’s not? – No. No, it’s horrible. It’s not a good mix, man. The raisin and then the chocolate mixed with the, have some of mine. – One shot. Get one of each of mine. – Maybe it needs to be quadruple brown. – Here, I’ll make you a piece. I’ll make you a perfect piece of this thing. Okay, a couple of pretzels, a piece of popcorn. – Touch every square inch of what I’m about to eat, if you can, please. – One of those. Here you go. Just eat all that. – Does it even have a name, homie? – It’s called Amazing Mix. – Try again. Try again. – It’s called Orange you glad I mixed it? – Yeah! Try again. – It’s called double Dorito pretzel town. – Double dorito pretzel town. I’m taking a trip to double Dorito pretzel town. – Oh, you dropped part. You know that’s good. It’s all complimentary. – Its sharp, oh. That landed there. – It’s sharp. Criticize a man’s mix for being sharp. – That’s pretty good man. – Yeah, yeah. – You don’t have to eat it like you’re killing it, it’s already dead. You know what, yours tastes better but mine has a better name so let’s call yours Triple Brown. (laughs) – Okay.

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