(rooster crows) (clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. What is it, Rhett? – Gifticality! That means we’re donating $1000 to Make-A-Wish® of Southwest Florida to aid in their granting wishes for children who are critically ill. Special shout out to our young friend Alyssa for her work volunteering at this chapter. Please join us in giving at sfla.wish.org. – Mmm, thank you for being your mythical best. Hello, you. – How do you look? – You’re looking as great as ever. I could do this for days, man. If you look at it long enough, an image starts to appear. – In your own mind. – I also heard a voice that you couldn’t hear. – Yeah, that’s part of the tech. – Part of the tech? – Part of the tech. – Let’s sample two more mystery pizzas. – This one’s oven fresh. – Oh, my word. – [Rhett] This is Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck E. – [Link] It’s not much of a mystery. – You know when you see pizza like this, you know that the experience is being supplemented with something else. (crew laughs) You know what I’m saying? – In the animatronic. – This is not about the pizza. – Animatronic and arcade category. Let’s taste it. – I’ve never had it. I never had a party at Chuck E. Cheese. – I don’t, I actually don’t think I have either. – Chuck E. Cheese was in Raleigh. You couldn’t go all the way to Raleigh. – There was a competitor to Chuck E. Cheese, if I remember correctly, called Showbiz Pizza. – Yeah. – And they had one of those in Fayetteville, and I went there a few times. They had a blues band with a bear. – Yeah. – There were no mice involved. So all of the animatronics, there was a gorilla and a bear. I think. – Which makes more sense because I could see a bear and a gorilla actually pulling it off. – Mm-hmm. – You know what I’m saying? You can train them, but a big rat? – I think they were in the bayou, does that make sense? Can anybody vouch for this? They’re in the bayou. – Chuck E. Cheese is a rat, right? – Mm-hmm. – That’s just a bad idea to begin with. Let’s put a rat as our mascot in a restaurant that probably has rats. – You know the thing that I am experiencing right now? Seeing pizza makes it taste better. Like, all the pizzas, across the board, I think tasted worse because I couldn’t see them. But this triggers so many synapses in my brain that something great’s about to happen. – Yeah, tasting is like 70% eyes. – Right. (crew laughs) We have another one here. – You didn’t say what you thought about it. You kind of said you liked it. – It looked great. It actually looked like something my kids could’ve made. – It’s not bad, if I was there, and the kids were enjoying themselves, I wouldn’t complain about it, but it has a little bit of a cardboardishness to it. – [Link] This one is really ambitious. – [Rhett] What happened to that pizza? – [Link] Where’s this from? – [Rhett] That’s Round Table. – Round Table. – I went to Round Table. – Are we talking like a medieval thing? Are there knights? – Apparently, I think Round Table is big out here. I’ve been to one, for like a after-kids-playing-sports-with-other-parents kind of thing. You know, one of those awkward. – That’s right. All the kids are getting trophies, and you’re like. – All the kids. – You’ve got to talk to the other parents and you’re like we probably shouldn’t invest in this relationship because we haven’t talked, and now the kids are getting trophies, and they’ll never see each other again. Let’s just eat some pizza and look down at it. – I was at one of those for baseball. I looked down at it. – Did you stay in touch with those people? – Nope. – Right. – Ooh, not good. – Oh, gosh. – You sprinkle some rancid on it? – [Chase] No. – Yeah, it tastes like it was injected with something, something to make it taste bad. – It tastes like, I bet you eating a Round Table would taste better. – Man, that is not good. I don’t remember it being that bad when I had it at the Round Table. – It’s sour, it’s sour! – Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese is a lot better. Can we bring in, do we have some of the ones we sampled? – They do not, they’ve taken those away. – Because. – They’re in the next room eating them. – Because it was determined that the worse-ranked pizza, the one that we said sucked, which we thought was Sbarro, was Little Caesars, man. – And I was thinking Little Caesars was pretty average. – [Stevie] No, they have, like, $5 pizzas, I mean, come on. They always have the cheapest. – Right, they’re hanging their hat on cheap, which is, you know, if you’re in the right mood, that’s great. – And I like a Papa John’s pizza, but I also thought I would really like the Domino’s pizza and the Pizza Hut pizza, but I didn’t guess Domino’s for anything. Go through the whole ranking. So Papa John’s was first. – [Stevie] Papa John’s was first, Pizza Hut was second, I need to pull up my. – Pizza Hut was second, Little Caesar’s was last. – That means we put Pizza Hut and Domino’s in the middle. Okay, well, okay, so we gave, I can’t read that. – [Stevie] Yeah, hold on, I’m pulling up. Okay, so your ranking was: Papa John’s was number one, and then Sbarro, and then Pizza Hut, so it was 18, 17, 12, and then Domino’s. – So Domino’s had what? – 11. – So Domino’s and Pizza Hut were in the middle of the road and they were very similar, which that makes sense. – Keep going down from there. – [Stevie] But for Domino’s, Rhett, you guessed Sbarro, and Link guessed Little Caesar’s, so you actually didn’t think that much of it, I’m guessing. Then California Pizza Kitchen, then Little Caesar’s. And it was like, Little Caesar’s has five, in comparison to Papa John’s, that has 18. – The only thing I get at California Pizza Kitchen, I don’t go there anymore, but when I used to go there, when it first came on my radar back in North Carolina, like when you live in California, you don’t wanna go to said-state’s pizza kitchen. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – You want to go to that place when you’re, like, you live in North Carolina. Ooh, the taste of California! – ‘Cause there’s also a California chicken place. – Oh, I know what you’re talking about. – I went there the first week we moved here, and. – What is that place called? – I feel like I’m here because it says California, and I just moved here, and I never went again. – California Chicken Cafe. – It is good though. – The only thing I got at California Pizza Kitchen was the shrimp pizza, and that was pretty good because that’s how the Californians do it. They put shellfish on pizza. – There are no rules, we put anything we want on our pizza. – Shrimp is a shellfish, right? Crustacean? – [Stevie] Yes, it has a shell. – Thank goodness. It’s a tail fish, it’s a tail-shell fish. It’s not a fish, it’s a shell on a tail. – No, the whole thing is shell. Have you ever peeled a shrimp? What do you think you’re peeling off? You’re peeling off the shell, but it’s not like a typical shell, it’s an exoskeleton. – Oh, yeah, that’s the head, which is usually gone. – Yeah. – Sometimes I’ll have to. – You don’t peel your own shrimp apparently. – If you go to Cajun Pizza Kitchen, you have to knock the head off. – Right. – But at California Pizza Kitchen, it’s already gone. – Now, you’ve always enjoyed Papa John’s Pizza. – Always. – And I have always enjoyed it as well, but I would have said that I don’t think it’s markedly better than Domino’s. I would’ve said it’s probably a little bit better, but I wouldn’t have said it was as much better. I swear, there’s a Domino’s pretty close to my house, and I use the app because, and I’m sure that Pizza Hut and Papa John’s, I’m sure they all have the same technology, but I swear that knowing that when it was put in the oven and who the person was that put it in the oven, even though it may even be made up, it just does something for me. – Reginald does not work at Domino’s. – And I’m like, here it is, it’s coming here! – It’s an avatar. They also have a lot of other stuff besides pizza. – I’m going back to Papa John’s now. – Papa John’s is good, but if you want other things besides pizza from a pizza delivery place, Domino’s is the place to go. – They even have little pieces of chicken that sit on something, and they have stuff tossed on top of them, pieces of chicken. – I think their slogan is, since our pizza sucks, we’re doing all this other stuff. – Nah, it says, our pizza’s okay, we’ve got some other okay things as well. – Yeah. – That’s a good slogan, we should pitch that.