(animals) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna rank some girl scout cookies. And open some mail. – Q-T-M-B-A, that’s the question that must be answered. The question that must be answered is where’s the party? – Answer that question in the comments, is that what we’re saying? – Yeah, with hashtag Q-T-M-B-A, or you can answer it anywhere. Use #QTMBA. – Anywhere people may be asking where’s the party. – Tell us where the party’s at. – You’ll be answering it. – Probably in Australia. – Let’s move over here. – I love you Aussie’s, I really do. Everything about you. (guitar) Your wine backpacks and all. – (both) ♪ You know what day it is. ♪ It’s Thursday– ♪ – Sorry. – Careful. – [Both] ♪ And Thursday means mail. ♪ – Hello, Jen. – Hi. – How goes it? – It goes well. – You in the Olympic spirit? – Oh, of course. – You’re supporting your, supporting your nation. – Absolutely. – With your apparel. – Yeah, I’m gonna wear this every single day. – So do you poll against the U.S.? Or only against with Canada, or do you just like, you want the U.S. to lose in everything? – No no, I support the U.S. but if it’s Canada verus U.S. Then I want the U.S. to lose. – Okay, alright. – Well you want Canada to win. – Yeah, yes, yeah yeah. – But if they could both win. – That would be super cool, tie for gold? – But would it be? But would it? – I don’t know. – Would you want Canada to tie for gold? – Uh, as long as we still get gold. – Ah. – Oh, but is it truly gold? – Yes, I don’t think you can tie for gold, is that possible? – Well I’m saying– – Does that happen? – In this hypothetical world, you like girl scout cookies? – But hold on, but what if we had just a war between Canada and the U.S., who would you want to win that? – I really hope that doesn’t happen, but um. – You don’t wanna see the old American-Canadian war? (laughter) That would be so awesome. It wouldn’t last long. – You guys would destroy us, we don’t have– – Well, I’ve seen a mounty joust. – That would be like cutting off our forehead, it would just, you know the cortex would go right with it, it wouldn’t be a good thing. – Okay. – Yeah, we wouldn’t do that. – No, let’s not do that. – Canada is our forehead is what he’s saying. – Okay. – Yeah, it’s the brains of North America. – We’re smart. – It’s not like we are Canada’s groin. Which is how you’d be fair in putting it. – Oh gosh. (laughter) – Um, alright so I know you’ve got mail, but we’ve also got cookies to taste. – Okay, we’re gonna try to put these in the order of preference. – Now, do you have a favorite? – Um, to be honest I’ve only tried two before. – Okay. – These two. – Thin mints and samoas. – I think I already know what my favorite is, I think my favorite is the tag alongs. – What’s that one? – That’s peanut butter. – Oh, I’m sorry. – You’ve never tried that? – No I haven’t. – I don’t think it’s any better than that. – Yeah, I would get no greater joy– – Oh gosh. – Than seeing you taste one of those. – You’re so rough with the cookies. – They look like a thin mint but lighter. – The ratio of these is so great, you just pop it in and chew it up and the peanut butter to cookie to chocolate ratio. – Oh gosh, I’m just gonna take a nibble. – No no no, you gotta eat the whole thing. – Or you can eat half and you get the same ratio. – That’s true. – Yeah. – But the quantity is not correct. – So that, I think that’s the best cookie, would you not agree with me? – Yeah, I think– – That’s a great cookie. – Do you think it’s better than a thin mint? – No but the problem is– – Is it a cookie? – And I think that the thin mint is number two for me. Now you don’t like chocolate and mint so that makes your opinion invalid. – And you know what? I agree with that, I don’t– – There’s s’more cookies? – I have not had a s’more cookie. – Are those new? – Or I had the one that we roasted just now, but, these are relatively new compared to the other ones. – I thought they were too lemony. – Grab one and I’ll close the box. – Wow, great design on the front. – I feel like the cracker part, the cookie part is too lemony. – Really? – Oh, it smells like lemons. – I don’t know guys, that’s supposed to be graham cracker, not lemon. – It has a lemony flavor to it. Definitely. – That’s odd. – I’m not into that. – I don’t like it. – That’s a whiff. – Yep. – That’s a waste of calories. – Look at you making a little shrine over here. – Put that on the end. – You know what? You blew it girls. (laughter) You blew it. – The girls don’t do it man, they just sell ’em. Don’t blame them. – Yeah they don’t work and make these. – Now, the thing I like about– – Well what’s happening right there? They don’t work and make these. – Oh gosh. – Oh they’re really selling that they do make them, aren’t they. – Those all, those look gross. – No no no, they’re not making ’em, they’re just writing they’re drawing, they’re putting chalk on something. But why do they have hairnets on when they’re just writing chalk on a chalkboard? (laughter) Girls are weird. (laughter) – Simoas have– – Hold on, let’s go in the order here, so these are the trefoils which I had no idea that these were called trefoils, I just called these the girl scout cookie because they have the girl scouts on them. – They have women on them? – I have never eaten one. I’ve never eaten one. – What do you mean, that– – That’s two women. – That’s two ladies. – Two girls. – Are you serious? – Yeah. – Oh, I don’t know these things, I didn’t grow up with girl scout. – That’s a, you know what that is a wholesome, nice– – That’s a solid cookie. – And there’s actually a little saltiness to it which is nice. – Is this a shortbread? – Yeah. – Mhm. – Yeah I’m not, nope. (mumbles) – You don’t like shortbread. – I really don’t. – You like tall bread. – I love tall bread. – Now, uh. – These look like my kinda cookie. – You’ve had these. – Yeah, I love coconut. – Link doesn’t like coconut so his opinion is also invalid for these. – I’m not, you know what, I’m actually coming around to coconut as a filler, the taste can take the back seat. – That’s a good cookie. – Oh yeah. – The consistency of that cookie is– – That’s better than the trefoil, tree foil, whatever it is. – What is a trefoil? – I don’t know why it’s called that. That’s why it’s not selling well. – Why does it have cookie CEO on the back? – Cause nobody wants foil from a tree. – Can somebody google why is called a trefoil? And why do you pronounce it tree foil? Next one we have is Savannah Smile which we’ve used a lot in our hacks. Um. – I don’t think I’ve ever had these either. – This is a powdered sack of cookie. – Disgusting. (laughter) That’s a lemon cookie. – It’s a lemon cookie. – [Stevie] It’s the um, it’s the logo, the girl scout logo. I guess it has to do with the three over-lapping rings, that are sometimes used in architecture. But it’s also in that logo and that’s why they call it that. – But there’s only two over-lapping women. (laughter) – No no, I think there’s a third woman. – [Chase] It’s the symbol that’s on all the boxes. Like it’s blue on that one– – Yeah this woman has giant hair on the back. – [Chase] It’s purple on the purple box. – Right? Is that hair? – It’s actually three women, the last woman just, her face is cut off with the edge of the cookie. – Well look on the back and you can see that’s not true. – Oops. – That’s three women. – It is three women. Trefoil. Why isn’t it called trefoil if– – Oh, because the negative space in the middle is the third woman. – Is the woman. Right, or girl. – Gotta use that negative space. – But why don’t you call it tre for three instead of tree which is like, you know the thing that grows. – Maybe it is trefoil and maybe the girl scouts are gonna send us a letter. – Do si dos crunchy oatmeal sandwich cookie with creamy peanut butter filling, what? – Yeah you didn’t know about these. – It’s another peanut butter one. – I didn’t know there was another peanut butter cookie. – I haven’t had one of these in a very long time. It’s a peanut butter sandwich cookie. – It’s a nutter butter, let’s be real. – Yeah, it’s a nutter butter. – They have nutter butter cereal now too. – That’s good, that’s better than samoas in my mind. – No. – Oh you know, I’m not gonna argue with you. – Jen doesn’t agree. – I think samoas are top, number one. – I think so many people like samoas and we consider them number one that we can’t move them to number four. – Well move them to number two cause I don’t like thin mints and I do like samoas. I didn’t even wanna taste this, and I like that. – Thin mints are so good. – Thin mints are good. – Thin mints are a lot of people favorite. – We didn’t eat a thin mint. – Have one. – So, we now have our rankings. You don’t agree but there’s three of us so we moved samoas up for you to number two, we’re saying tag along is the best. Throwing Rhett a bone with the thin mint as number three. – You’re not just throwing me a bone, you’re throwing America a bone man. A lot of people like this. – Thin mints are wonderful. – Well don’t forget about Canada. Trefoils, Savannah Smiles, and then down here in dead last– – Yeah, they screwed up. – The fail of a s’more, which intermingled with lemon. – Yeah. – Graham cracker, just go– – They don’t need to do that no s’more. – The graham cracker community is really hurting. – They’re the only ones that have a different front from the front. – We’ve gotta open mail, Jen. – Oh. Here we go. (laughter) – We totally forgot about the mail. – Couldn’t resist getting this for Rhett, oh thank you. (laughter) Love you guys, thanks for making me smile. (laughter) – [Link] Oh my goodness. – Lorie. Oh I got a Ri-Ri shirt? – I like the bottom one. – Now I can take Ri-Ri with me everywhere I go. – You don’t already do that? – You gotta put it on. – In your brain. Put it on. – Yeah, let’s see this. – The material is very nice. – It feels like a sleep shirt, you know? – Yeah, I’ll sleep in it. (laughter) – I don’t know how Jessie would feel about that. – Wow, that’s pretty. – Look at me. – I like her on your bicep. – I could have so many different conversations going with the different Rihannas. (laughter) What are you doing today? Going with you. (laughter) What are you doing? The same, going with you everywhere you go. I can make Rihanna kiss herself, oh nevermind. (laughter) Too much fun.