(chicken crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. The wheel comes to an end as well as this episode comes to a close, you’re here for it. ♪ Comment takeover ♪ – I’m glad. ♪ This is when we send you ♪ ♪ To a relatively undiscovered video ♪ ♪ And have you comment on it ♪ It comes with a song now. We’re sending you to “Strange and Brave Lizard”. (piano music) Comment praising how strange and/or brave this lizard is. – Don’t tell ’em that you’re from us, just be nice about it. Make their day, make that lizard’s day. Okay, um- – Put your hand down and I’ll do that thing. I don’t want to ruin the desk. – Like you ruined my candle? He stabbed my candle. Yeah, I knew you’d be really into this. – Yeah. – And, I mean, “Creek Stewart’s Pocket Field Guide: The Siberian Deadfall”. – It’s a real guy. – “Creek Stewart’s Pocket Field Guide: Survival Trees”. – Look at, what- – I can’t read, “Survival Trees”. – A pocket box kit knife. I can’t even get it out, it’s so good. – “Fatwood can be lit easily, even when wet, with a match or disposable lighter, and will burn very well even in inclimate weather. If shaved or scraped into very fine slivers, Fatwood can be lit with the sparks from a ferro rod. Fatwood is a life-saver when trying to start a fire in the rain or snow.” That’s just a random page, guys, page 55. – Uh oh. – Of “Pocket Field Guide”, now a lot- – Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies. (crew laughs) – Stood. Hey, Randy. – Hi, I heard you had knives. I like to put those in my mouth. (crew laughs) Oh yeah, all right. Do you like this, big boy? (crew laughs) – I think it’s cool, Randy. – I’m gonna show this to you in your sleep. (Rhett laughs) – Well, just make an appointment. – Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies. You want to hear a sweet nothing? – Yeah. (Randy breathes heavily) – Hey, I locked my dog in the closet and now she’s a skeleton. (crew laughs) And you stink like the trash. Bye! (crew laughs) – He’s fixated on the trash today, with me. – He’s a little dark, but that’s why I like him. – It’s not that I don’t like him, it’s just that he puts me on edge. – Look, there’s so many things, like, there’s so many sharp things. I’ll get that out later. “Book of Lists”. (man laughs) – Oh, I like lists. – Oh. – Can I, can I- – No, no, no. One for me. – Okay, I’ll find something else. It’s a fishnet? – Stockists’ Stockyard. Liquor store, school, things you need for the new society that we’re going to build together. – What is this? This is a… It’s… – I got- – Here’s a patch. – Seasoning. This is so cool. And listen- – “Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” Abraham Lincoln. – I’ve got a tarpaulin, (man laughs) I can hide away in. – Is that how you spell, “tarpaulin”? – Can I put this in our office? – Yeah, you can drape it over yourself whenever you’re doing work on your laptop. – Now, Creek, I was just told, is a fan of the show- – That’s true, right? – And, not only is he a real person, he’s a fan of the show, and he sent us specialty gifts, Link. – Once they found out that we were gonna get a box for the show- – He wrote on this, “Rhett, it’s not ‘if’, but ‘when’. Creek”. (crew laughs) – Sounds like a veiled threat. Sounds like something Cotton Candy Randy would say to me. – Nothing truer, or what they usually say is, “Truer words have never been spoken.” It’s not “if”, but “when”, people. – Congratulations on your whiskey knife purchase. – Whiskey knife, what? – Did Creek give me a knife? – Oh, look at this. It’s a knife… Where’s the whiskey? – What is this? How does this work? – Don’t know. – Ah. It’s a tomahawk. – Oh, “Your leather sheath will be tight at first. It will require breaking in”. Gotta break in your leather sheath. – And then you pull out your tomahawk. Man, Creek, you have made a big mistake with this one, buddy. (both laugh) I got my own tomahawk, guys. Hah hah hah! – Oh, yeah that gives me all kinds of confidence. Hah hah hah! – Now you know how I feel around Randy. Oh, speak of the Devil. – Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies. – Hey. – I came back because I smelled death. (all laugh) You want to hear another sweet nothing, Daddy? – Mmhmm. (Randy breathes heavily) – I want to be the last thing you see before you die. (crew laughs) I want to be the last thing you see before you die. (crew laughs) Bye, Daddies! – He said it twice. – The emphasis was a little different, I think. – You know what? As far as I’m concerned, if I gotta pick a way to go, being popped off by a Cotton Candy Randy is at the top of my list. – He’s gonna pop you off? – Yeah. – I think that means something else. (crew laughs) – Did you notice the juices coming out of his mouth and like moistening his cotton candy beard? – Yeah, that’s my favorite part of him. (Link laughs) – Today. You find a new favorite part every day. Creek, thanks so much for sending this stuff. I’m gonna give this to my seven-year-old, post-haste. – Yes.