(rooster crowing) (growling) (bang) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Lonely hashtag, this is when we find a very lonely hashtag on Instagram and then add to it. This one is hashtag farting on brother. Post your photo that makes sense – Why is that lonely? – with that hashtag so it’s not lonely anymore. – I would’ve thought that one would’ve just been just – No … – All over the Instagram. – It hasn’t caught on yet, it hasn’t caught on. – Farting on brother. – No farting on brother. Make it sing, people. – No regrets. All right, I won some laundry that I get to sit on. – [Ellie] Hey Link. – Oh, Ellie is bringing the laundry. – Yeah this is how I used to always carry my laundry around in college. – In a trash bag? – In a big trash bag. – Yeah. – Is this your laundry? – Oh yeah, definitely. – Oh yeah. – Yep, there’s your comforter. – Comforter from your … – Yeah that’s my big Dan jumpsuit. My white jeans that I always wear. – These are your, your britches? – Yeah that’s my business casual look. – Why do you have some of our Christmas sweats? – Mm, sometimes you need to … – At your house. – You’ve been raiding wardrobe again, haven’t you? – Well, clothes are expensive and I’m an intern. (laughter) So this is your big, here’s your big laundry pile. – All right Link, sit on it, man. – Now it seems to me … (laughter) – This is what the kids are doing now. Just like the hats, they leave the stickers on the t-shirts. It’s a trend. – Okay, whatever. – It means it’s legit Fruit of the Loom. – I’ve never felt more K-poppy than right now. Oh yeah. – How’s it feel? – How’s it feel dude? Do you wanna be the eighth member of that band? – I feel like you need like a foot stool. Okay, it’s good. – Ah, man. – Oh, look at me. – Oh it’s mushy. – Those guys are on top of the world, man. Sitting on laundry, dancing on ice, running through quarries. – I watch so many of those music videos, I’m in love. – Yeah? – They’re so good at dancing. – Who’s your favorite one? You gotta have a favorite one, right? – Rap Monster. (laughing) It’s true, he goes my RM now though. – Rap Mon-, oh, Rhett McLaughlin. – I know what I’m talking about. – Rap Monster, I could take his place. – No. (laughs) – Just because you have the same initials as someone doesn’t mean you can take their place in life. – I probably wouldn’t fit in very well. – Oh no, I think you’d be great. – So you have a card in your hand. – Be a foot and half taller. – Yes. This is a call back to the A block. We did some really fun hardware store hacks, you remember. – That’s what, the A block is internal language for the first video. – Inside baseball, that’s what we call it. A block. You call it green border. (laughter) – Call it A block. – Green border, what we did earlier. – We’re now in the D block. – Yeah we call this the D block. – It’s basically like, it’s like prison terminology. That’s how we plan this show, it’s a big prison. I don’t know what that says, but we should guess if these, what these paint colors are? – Yes we should. – Yeah, so there’s thousands, maybe hundreds, probably hundreds of thousands of paint colors for interior paint that you can pick up at a hardware store– – Cute names for paint so that they can sell you like 20 different shades to test on your house before you decide on the one shade and you get into so many arguments with your partner that you eventually just decide to not repaint the house and just leave up the 20 samples and then call it some sort of art. (Ellie laughs) It’s a sore point in your relationship – Has this happened? – from there on out. – This sounds like it happened. – No, I think he’s talking about a hypothetical situation. – Oh, okay. – I’m just a guy on laundry man, don’t listen to me. – Yeah. – These names get pretty weird, so we’re gonna play like a very relaxed, real or fake game based on these paint names. – Relaxed, okay. – First up, we’ve got Burglar Blues. – Burglar Blues, fake. – Burglar Blues. Fake, people don’t like to associate burglar with households– – Nobody wants to buy something that’s gonna be stolen. – You’re right, and I just wanted to give you an easy one to start off. Next up, Lauren’s Surprise. – [Rhett and Link] Lauren’s Surprise. – I know lots of Laurens. – I don’t think you’d name something after a person. – Lauren’s Surprise. – Because then like Judy wouldn’t want it. – Tell me, what color family is it in? – Um … – Well that might not exist. – I can’t tell you. – Because it’s not real. – Right, she would have to lie about that. – Fake, Lauren’s Surprise is fake. – Lauren’s Surprise is real. – Real fake. – Link is right, it’s real. – But you don’t know what color it is? – [Ellie] It’s a light blue. – Oh. – Wow, surprising. – Now listen, you may– – Surprise! – Whoa! – Most boring color ever. – This may seem almost communist, okay? But this is how I feel about paint systems. (laughter) I’ve thought about this while standing in Home Depot before. – Almost communist. – I think that there should be a standard of color. Like there should be like a color academy or a color association and they should put out what the colors are. And you can get a new color, but it’s just like, if you got that and that’s called light blue and then you’re like, “I wanna make a lighter blue,” they’ll be like, okay you get lighter blue. (laughter) You know what I’m saying? Because I wanna know, I don’t wanna get into an argument with my wife on which one’s lighter. I’m like, “Honey, this is lighter blue “and that’s lightest blue, and this is light blue,” and we don’t need any other iterations of this. You know what I’m saying? – No. – Or this is blue gray, this is gray brown, this is lighter gray brown, this is, this should just be logical. And then all the companies have to sign up and they have to make the same colors. – Yeah but what if it’s– – The world would be a better place. – Okay. (laughs) – Less fights. – You’re gonna love the rest of this game. (laughter) Next up we’ve got Bagel. – Yeah, exactly, see? Light brown? (chuckles) – Bagel, yes, paint color. – Paint color? – That seems real to me. It should be if it’s not. – You’re correct, it’s real. And it is a light brown. – Light brown. – Light brown. – Yeah, could’ve guessed that. – Yeah you got it. Next up, same color family, Likable Sand. – Likable Sand? Not true. – Likable Sand. – Yeah, it’s sand you wanna hang out with. – On your wall. I like that sand color so much I wanna live in it. – Mm-hmm. – Fake. – Real! – Seriously? – Yeah. Kind of a drab sand. – Is this like some glidden, sad, clamoring for … – That’s unlikeable sand. – Yeah, right? – See again, it’s just too subjective. Why can’t we just call that gray brown, light gray brown? – Mm, I don’t know. – Light gray brown. – Light gray brown. – LGB. – Okay. (laughs) Next up we have Dead Salmon. – Dead Salmon. – Salmon that’s dead. – Dead Salmon? – No, that’s fake. – No, it can’t be true. – It’s passed away. It is real! (laughs) – What? – It’s dead? – It’s the same frickin thing! – You’re telling me you can buy Dead Salmon at a hardware store? Like you can go to Sherwin-Williams and get yourself some Dead Salmon? – Yeah. – And then you have to tell somebody that you painted Dead Salmon on your frickin wall? – Yeah what was really– – That is so stupid. – Yeah. – When I looked it up, it had this whole description that’s like, oh this is the color of like the mattified, tangy of a salmon that’s just been poached, and I was like “Gross!” – Well then call it Poached Salmon. – Right? – But hold on, you don’t think this proves … This is just proving my point. – I didn’t wanna help prove your point, but it seems I am. – It’s too subjective, it’s color. It’s math, man. – Would you go to a restaurant and order salmon that on the menu it was called Dead Salmon? Because it is. – It’s all dead salmon. – I’d like dead cow burger. You know, you wouldn’t do it, it’s marketing. They’re shooting themselves in the foot. – And all these colors are named this way because of marketing– – Maybe it’s a prank. – Prank. – Maybe it’s a prank paint. The family of prank paints. Hey honey, I painted the nursery Dead Salmon and I’m also filing for divorce. It’s like, you know, you do that at the same time. – There were so many weird baby names for paint names but I didn’t wanna get those. – Dead Salmon. – Lightning round. – Next up we’ve got Kissing Mist. – No. – Yes. – Fake. – All right. – Okay, Grandma’s Dust. – [Rhett and Link] Grandma’s Dust? – Fake. (chuckles) – Yeah, it’s real. – (laughs) It’s fake. – Grandma’s Dust. (laughter) – Spooky Ghost. – Real. – Spoogy? – Spooky. – Spooky Ghost. – Real. – It’s white. – That is real. And Shine, Baby Shine. – Shine, Baby Shine? – Fake. – I would say fake. – It’s real! – Oh, and I win five to six. – All right, well you can buy us some paint then.