(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – What color are those? – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Gifticality! That means we’re donating $1000 to Action Against Hunger to aid in their mission to fight and eventually end world hunger. Please join us in giving at actionagainsthunger.org. – Actionagainsthunger.org. – Thank you for being your Mythical best. – Come on in, John and Jen. We’ve got some mystery ice balls here that we’re each gonna crack open and see what our prizes are. – Sweet. – Oh, I see you already have a prize. – I have a prize for you guys. – It’s on your lip. – What in the world, John? – Yeah, there’s no explanation for it. – Oh, it’s just variety. – Yeah. – You know what? You don’t need to defend yourself. I worked one of those all summer. – I like it. – It looked good on you, man. – Well, thank you. – I was sad when it went away. – And I like the fact that you it’s not quite a pencil… – Yeah. – You got something you could grow above that. – I could bring it up, but I brought it down a little bit. – You brought it down. – I brought mine down on the sides for Buddy System here, but mine went up a little higher here, so mine had… Yeah, mine went up the nose. – It’s gone up the nose. Yeah. You gotta be careful with that. I don’t know, it’s not a clean look. (laughs) – I’ve always thought that having the mustache connected to the nose, when you get long nose hairs, which I do, they just blend right in… – Which I do. – People don’t notice. – I understand this whole conversation. – It’s like a vine, you know? – You see his lip a lot more. – Yeah, I get it. My mustache gets wild. (laughs) – But you see his lip a lot more than we do, ’cause, like, you work very close with him. – Yeah, I just stare at John’s lip. (laughs) – That’s not awkward at all. – You’ve probably…. You’ve seen her for days. – We see each other more often than we see you guys. – Yes. – Right. – That’s the point. – So, I mean, are you used to it? What’s the office consensus? – The first time I saw it, (laughs) his mustache, I was like, “Whoa.” And I was like, “Okay.” – Yeah. – I think the office consensus is get rid of the soul patch, but I’m like, “I gotta have the soul patch.” (laughs) – I gotta have it. – That’s like, why I’m comfortable with the mustache. – Oh, really? – It’s mustache con soul patch. – Are you gonna do… You should do a goatee. – Yes. – I’ve done the goatee, – Oh no. – For like, April Fool’s Day one time, and it was like, everyone thought I was serious. So, never again. (laughs) – Oh, like a full goatee? – But I do think it should go up the nose, and I think you could work a Magnum, like no top shaping. – Work a Magnum? – It’s too late now, for the next mustache. – Next time, yeah. – What does that even mean? – A Magnum, P.I. – Oh. – Thanks for clarifying. – Hey, John’s working a Magnum! (laughs) Let’s… – Because of everything we’ve already talked about, you get to choose who gets to crack their… – What ball. – Oh, I get to choose. – Their prize first. – These are ominous. – Let’s see, I’m gonna go Rhett, you can go first. – Oh, thank you. – Okay, well go ahead, Rhett. – [John] I wanna give you this guy, right here. – Oh, you’re also assigning balls. (laughs) – I thought I was doing that. – No, it’s fine. – Look at Magnum, assigning… – You have a mustache. – That’s the only one I’ll say. – Do whatever you want. – Now, before you hit that, I will say that when we had school picture day, we had the photographer come in to Buies Creek Elementary every year, – That guy. – And you’d line up outside of the auditorium and then you’d go in on the stage of the auditorium, and you’d sit down, and he would, like, take your picture, but before he would, he’d get you posing right, you know? Like, tilt your head, and… So I remember… – Make you look like an idiot. – And every year, he would sit me down and say, “Tilt your chin a little bit that way.” He’s like, “All right, Magnum.” He would call me Magnum. – He called you. – He called me Magnum as well. – He called me Magnum. – He called all the boys Magnum. – He called you Magnum too? – Yeah. That was his thing. – Thought he just called me Magnum. (laughs) – All right, Magnum. Tilt your chin a little bit. – Here we go, yeah. We should wear these gloves. – Are these gonna explode? – We should wear the gloves because this food coloring will stain. – Oh, here we go. – Stain the hands. – What hand do you wear it on? (speaking over each other) – You know what? We spared no expense here, Jen. You get two gloves. All right, Rhett. – Well, no you don’t. – You want two? – Nope. – I’ll wear two. – Here we go. Bust it. (banging mallet) Bust it, hey. – [Link] Put it in the middle of the thing so it doesn’t create as much of a mess. – [John] Come on, Magnum. – [Link] Bust it. – [John] Wow, there we go. – [Link] What did you get? – [Jen] Ooh, nothing. – That doesn’t look good. (laughs) – Roaches. – Oh, those are on the outside. – [Rhett] I don’t have to eat it, do I? – [Link] I don’t see the roach. – [Rhett] Just get to keep him. There they are. – There it is. – [Rhett] They came into focus. The roaches came into focus. – [Stevie] It’s crickets. – Crickets? But roaches and focus rhymes. – [Stevie] Okay, it’s roaches, then. – Smell it. – The roacus came into focus. – I smell it over here. – They smell like roaches. – It smells horrible. – They smell like crickets. – They did smell like roaches. – I won crickets. – Woo! All right. – Now you have to… You’ll eat it later. – All right, now pick someone and assign them a ball. – Okay, I’m gonna go Jen, and… – Oh, he’s going in order, okay. – I’ll give it to Link. – You’re so unpredictable, John. – Watch out. – It’s the mustache. – But I’m gonna let Link decide which ball he wants. – Oh, changing the game. – Changing the game. (bangs mallet) – [Jen] Oh my gosh. – Well, I saw how hard you had to hit. There’s something glittery in there. – [Jen] You gonna go again? – [John] Shield your eyes. (banging mallet) – See what I mean? If I just… – Yeah, you gotta… – Three, two, (bangs mallet) – [John] Whoa! – My shoes! – Oh, look, here it is! – Oh, nice. (gasps) – It’s money? – [Jen] It’s a ring! Who’s proposing? – And it had a… – I am. Look at that. – Look at that! – Oh, you got a ring? – What happ… – John. – Yeah. – Wow. – Will you be my Magnum? – Absolutely, absolutely. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. All right, well that’s great. That worked out just as planned. – It fits really well. – That was all part of it. – All right. – Is it my turn or are you gonna choose yourself? – We’re wearing gloves. – All right, you go for it, Jen. – Which one? – Your choice. – I’m stepping back. – I don’t want that one. It looks too… Why is everybody leaving when I go? – Well, because… – The ice is melting more, now. – Jen, you broke your own body hitting a slapstick. – It’s true. – What’s that called? – I broke my own body hitting a slapstick. (laughs) (bangs mallet) – Hey! – Oh, gosh. – I think I missed. – No. – Didn’t you break your back… – I did, yeah. I did. – How’s that going, by the way? – Oh, I see something. – It didn’t happen last week. (bangs mallet) – There it is, right there. – Ooh, wait. – Is it money? – Did I get money? – Whoa! – Yo, I’m rich! – She got a dollar. – I got a dollar. – [Rhett] Is that a real dollar? – [Jen] It feels plastic. I think this might be fake. – [Stevie] No, it’s real. – This is real life? – It’s real money, guys. – Wow. – Dang, look at that. It changed colors. – Real money! – Production has gone way up. – It changed colors! – Rolling in dough. – Make it rain, you can afford as many gloves as you want. – That’s awesome. – It looks like money that was in one of those bank robbery things, though, now. It’s got, like, purple ink on it. They’re gonna be like, “Oh.” – It’s gonna look so good. – Especially if you dress like that and go into the bank. – It’s like that bag of dye. – She’s back! – It’s gonna dye my wallet. – Okay, John. – All right. Here we go! – Last ball for you, man. – Last ball. Okay. Get it lined up. (bangs mallet) Great. (bangs mallet) – Dangerous. – There it is. – You actually got a fortune in yours. – I got a fortune! – What? – All right. – You gotta smash it. – I gotta break it up a little bit more. (bangs mallet) – It’s like archeology. – Yeah, this is how I would have done it, all these tender… – Yeah, you’re basically… – Okay, here we go. Wow, what’s it say? Oh no. You will die the richest man in Nebraska. – Oh. – Hey! I’m gonna die at some point. (laughs) Might as well be rich in Nebraska! – You and Link on your ranch? – You wanna go to Nebraska with me? I think it’s official. (laughter)