( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Cookies. Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” “BYMB– Be your Mythical best.” Today we want you to be your Mythical best by Grammin’ with Grandma. Take a photo with your grandma and post it up on Instagram, #BYMB. Instagramma. Get it? All right, so we’ve got cookies from the sub shops that we crowned Jersey Mike’s the king of earlier. This is the first one. We don’t have to necessarily give these scores. We’ll just rank them. So we’ll just keep track of which one uh, we likes the best. I typically don’t order a cookie with my sub that I also don’t order. I don’t either. I’m more of a chip man than a cookie man, and I feel like I’m overindulging if I eat chips and a cookie in the same sitting. Cookies are for the kids, right? – Cookies for the kids– Well… – ( mutters ) I love a good cookie, too. This is a good cookie. It’s soft… but also crunchy on the edge. Um, who do they think we are? We’re not going to be able to guess where any of these are from. Yeah, it’s going to be virtually impossible, But we shouldn’t know, so that we can rank them. We should just rank them. Oh, look at this one, this one right here. This one’s got some other ingredients. I touched this one. Let’s both pull off of this one. It’s got big chips in it, man. Golly. I wanna go to the middle because the middle’s always better. And it’s got white chocolate. White chocolate and chocolate? – This is– – Better. …four times as good as the first one. Mm-hm. I mean, that tastes like a homemade cookie. Calling this number one. Here’s number three. Keep up– Keep up with the system you’re making. Okay. Now again, I’m gonna break this one in half first. Ooh, this one’s soft, too. I’m gonna break it in quarters. Here you go. You take that. Stevie, what are you whispering about over there? – You got a secret for us? – Stevie: These cookies look really good. Stevie likes cookies. Um, Stevie wants a cookie. I want a cookie. Um, I didn’t bite this one. This is underdone. You’re gonna like it. It’s doughy, very doughy. Mm. But… It’s definitely better than one. – But not as good as– – I don’t think it’s as good as two. Very chocolate forward. There’s lots of chunks there. Bring out number, uh, four. – Whoa, what happened– – Four? Yeah, number four. Oh, that’s a little cookie. What happened to number four? It got dinky. They probably give you two at a time. Now, which place gives you two at a time? I don’t know that. This one’s better than that but not better than those. It’s got… This one’s as bad as the first one. Yeah, because the– the dough is kind of loafy. Loafy? It’s better than this one. Well, I kinda feel like I gotta eat that a-chest– – di-chest it. – You wanna chest it? ‘Cause we just played a game of bras. That’s better flavor. That tastes like… it’s got poison in it. Well, it probably does, but it doesn’t taste like it does. It’s loafy. It’s going at the bottom. Number five. Man, this one looks… Kind of like an oatmeal cookie consistency. Well, it’s kind of burnt in a weird way on top. Got a good smell, though. It d– It has a cakey smell. It smells cakey. Mm. That’s a pretty good cookie, man. Got some cinnamon in it. They’re try– I don’t like this cookie ’cause I don’t like the thing that’s been added. Something’s been added to this cookie that I don’t like. Cinnamon. It’s better than both of these, though. I don’t think so, but– You don’t think that’s bet– This is crap, man. One and four– they need to go back to their drawing board. The cookie guy in this place… You wanna kill him? Yeah, he should be murdered. Gah. All right, and finally… Let’s see where– Ooh, this is like a big, flat Chips Ahoy! Does that excite you? No, I don’t like Chips Ahoy! There’s a lot of chips, though. It smells just like a Chips Ahoy! The reason I don’t like Chips Ahoy! is ’cause I don’t like crunchy cookies. I like homemade undercooked cookies, which sometimes you can get at a sub shop. Almost has a fruity taste to it. Oh, wow, this is weird. Like blueberries are in there. Are there blueberries in there? It really does have a blueberry… You gotta give it points for that. No, it’s horrible. You tell me how they made it taste like blueberries. Well, it’s not a chocolate chip cookie. If you can’t tell me how they did it, you should at least make it in the middle. If you order a chocolate chip cookie, and when you get it, you’re like, “Ooh, it tastes like blueberries,” what world are we living in when that’s a good thing? Blueberry Town. I like blueberries, but it’s going last. Stevie: Okay, you guys have to read me– you have to tell me your numbers ’cause I can’t see them. We put– We put numbered– Let’s start here. The worst cookie we’ve ever tasted… I don’t think so. I think it’s the most blueberry cookie I’ve ever tasted. – What number is it? – Number six. That’s Subway. Well, it’s not a good cookie, Subway, quick putting blueberries in your frickin’ chocolate chip cookies. I mean, we’re not crazy. Davin, taste this. You tell me if that’s got a blueberry taste in it. Be honest. I don’t taste any blueberries. He passed the test, ladies and gentlemen! I think it was in comparison with everything else. In comparison to everything else, it is fruity. – Yeah. – Is that number four? – Number four’s the next to last. – Number four’s the next one. – Jersey Mike’s. – Rhett: Jersey Mike’s? Did I just say that we needed to kill the guy at Jersey Mike’s? – I’m sorry. – Yes, you did. We’ll, you got great subs. When your subs are that good, your cookies can suck. – Yeah, they can suck. – Number one… In fact, let’s all take the focus not off of the subs. That is Firehouse. – Firehouse. – Firehouse, bad. And then number five– This is the one that has cinnamon in it, right? That’s Which Wich. I like what they’re doing there. You don’t. But we both agree, that far and away, three and two are the best, but two is best. What’s three? Three is Quiznos. And two is Jimmy John’s. Jimmy John’s got a good cookie. Who woulda thought? Jimmy John’s got it going on. Jimmy John probably thought that. Now, we thought, for the sandwiches, that Quiznos was the best sub, No, no, no, you thought it was the worst sub. No, we thought it was the best sub, but it was the worst. We thought that the Jersey Mike’s sub, which won, was Quiznos. – Yes. – But Quiznos we actually rated as the worst sub. – Correct. – What was the second best sub after Jersey Mike’s? Which Wich. And the third you had was Firehouse and then Jimmy John’s and then Subway and then Quiznos. – Subway and Quiznos. – Put Quiznos last, huh? Yeah, the more restaurants you have, the worse your food gets. What can we learn from that? Don’t start a restaurant.