( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” You trying to rip that off? That doesn’t come off. – Two Man Wave? – “Two Man Wave.” Here it comes. Here it comes, Link. What? Oh, that? A wave? There it goes. There it goes. There it goes. There it goes. – There it goes. – Here it comes. – Here it comes. – Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it c– No, it stopped. – Weird. – ( laughter ) Somebody– somebody call a paramedic. We have one right over there. Ah. But I was saying it in my fake voice to the real paramedic who’s on set. You know, that’s something– If I ever were to create a meme, you know, just, like, type up a meme personally, that moment that the wave stops right before it gets to you. And then it– what would the face be? It’s just sad looking one way. That’s a hilarious meme. Totes “Hillar’ Meme.” Right, guys? All right, so… there are lots of things that were put in Guinness for over a month. Many of them didn’t make it onto the show… intentionally. Something like a barstool is an example. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was not a joke. But corned beef– corned beef hash– corned beef and hash, – How do you say this? – Stevie : Corned beef and cabbage. Rhett: Corned beef and cabbage. Link: Corned beef and cabbage. – Where’s hash? – Not there. Corn– corned beef and hash is like when you chop it up and– – Ooh, that’s good. – I really like that… – That’s good. – …as a breakfast side Now, this is what it looks like if you’re just gonna eat this. But then if you’re gonna put it in Guinness for a month and then eat it, what do we think it looks like? – Well, first of all– – We have it under wraps, guys? – I have it right here. – Oh, right over there. Before we get into that, I have this theory well, first of all– Pull it out. I wanna see the veiled jar. I just want people to know. – That make you feel great? – See, there it is. – It’s under that. – We’re gonna show it to you. Don’t click away. Whatever you do, don’t leave us. Every time you say anything on the Internet, like, “This is very Irish,” then all the comments. Wherever you say that it’s from, then all the comments are, “Actually, we don’t have that. Actually, that’s not true. Have you ever been there? Actually, we’ve never heard of that.” So my theory is based on all past experience, Irish people have never heard of corned beef and cabbage. That– so I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say, I know you’ve never heard of this, Irish people. This is only something that Americans think that you eat. Just covering all my bases here, just so we don’t get those comments. But now I’m gonna get comments, “We love it!” – That would be great. – “What are you, crazy?” Either way, you’ve made it to where we’re wrong no matter what. Somebody’s gonna be upset with us. Either you know about this or you have no idea about it. How about that? Right, um, it does… …prompt a thought that I’ve had before, – which is– – Oh, it prompted a thought? – …in working with– – I love it when I do that. …with other YouTube creators, we all develop this sixth sense as we’re doing something of what the comments are going to be. And it’s– and it– It’s very specific, I think, to– to Internetainment. I don’t know that it applies to other forms of– I don’t know if some radio hosts are out thinking, “Oh, I’m gonna get emails about that. I think that does happen some. Like even if you’re a public speaker, like, if you’re a TED talker. “I’m gonna get emails about that line.” But that’s– this is– But it’s so specific to Internetainment, to know at any point, and I’ve noticed it with many YouTube collaborations and friends and guests we have on the show. Sometimes they all say that, too. Have the ol’ sixth sense. I think that this… ( a la “The Sixth Sense”) I see comments from people. That’s a stout piece of meat there. Yeah. I had a dream last night, by the way. Was that a joke because this is a stout? I just– no. It’s subliminal. Totally unrelated, but I would like to share. You know how when you have a really exciting dream, and then you wake up and you’re like, “It was a dream.” Yeah. Last night I had a dream that I went to a thrift store, and I saw a Merle Haggard album box set You know, there’s some that cost, like, hundreds of dollars ’cause they have so much stuff. Then Cristy was there, and she found this box set, and it was one of my favorite albums, “Same Train, Different Time.” He sings Jimmie Rogers songs. Well, I was looking at this huge box set that I thought was unaffordable, and then she was like, “Look at this one.” I’d never heard of it, and it was just a box set of, like, the expanded version of that album, which is an amazing album. And I picked it up and I started looking at it, and I was so excited that it existed. Then I started looking at the liner notes, and one of the pictures in there was of my grandparents in the liner notes of the Merle Haggard box set that I– only in my dreams could’ve thought existed. Doing what? They were just– it was like a– Listening to it with headphones on? No, it was a group shot of people, like in public, and they just happened to be passersby… Passersby, what are the chances? …in the shot. And I started freaking out. I was like, “Christy, my papa and nanny are in the Merle Haggard box!” Right, ’cause it’s such a coincidence – if it were not your dream. – And then, and then when I looked– and I was freaking out. And then I– I looked back down, and I couldn’t find them in the photo anymore. It was like, “Where’s Waldo.” – Oh, wow. – They were no longer in the photo. Like a phantom, yeah. And then I was a little disappointed, and then I woke up, and I was really disappointed because the whole thing was a dream. Yeah, it was a sham. – It’s a sham dream. – It’s a lie. It was a lie. It was a big, fat lie. Every dream’s a sham. Put that on a t-shirt. – ( laughter ) – I almost didn’t come in. I almost didn’t come in. Let’s give the kids a great perspective on life. “Every dream’s a sham.” You almost didn’t come in ’cause you’re so disappointed? I almost didn’t come in. Man, I thought the residual excitement for seeing your grandparents in a Merle Haggard box set would’ve just– you would’ve rode that wave right in here. Then I couldn’t find them. Ah, yeah. Carpet pulled. It’s like, “Where’s” frickin’ “Waldo.” Yeah, what do you think happened to this corned beef and cabbage? I don’t even care. Honestly– You think your grandparents are in here? I shouldn’t’ve said that. I mean, there’s a higher chance that my grandparents are in here. – Right, because they’re dead. – They’re all dead. Yeah. I think this is a stout piece of meat. Yeah, there, you said it again. So there’s a little dome of cabbage there. And you’re saying all these ingredients were left in there? – All of the ingredients? – Man: Mm-hm. I mean, you know, miscellaneous things happened because– You don’t care anymore either, huh? There’s miscellaneous items, you know? I think that this disintegrated. Oh, you’re gonna get specific. I think everything disintegrated except the meat flap. And this meat flap here is just flappin’ in there. Okay, everything is gone except the meat. Nope. Ooh, goodness. I definitely see carrots intact. Ooh, open it. – Do you wanna put the… – Yeah, definitely. I can’t stop thinking about that dream. – What do you mean by that? – ( laughter ) What do you mean? It’s just– it’s funny when somebody’s like, “I got this dream I gotta tell you about. My grandparents were in the liner notes of a box set.” I mean, I’m glad you told me. But you weren’t there. You had to be there. – You had to be there. – Yeah, I wasn’t. – I guess it’s one of those things where you– – Oh, gosh! – …you had to be there. – Oh, tongs! I don’t have “tongs!” Stevie: Still looking for tongs. Oh! Gah! Ohh! Yeah, yeah, you really– you really went for it. Okay, I’m currently tongless, but it’s okay. – Now, Link, you were– – Link: That’s the cabbage. That’s the cabbage. We need the tongs. Woman: They are working on it. Ugh. You know what, guys? I had a bad morning. If we don’t get tongs right now, it’s over. Uh-oh, this is a big deal. I’m just– I’m just joking. We got people scrounging for tongs like you wouldn’t believe. I thought I had the best dream. Somebody’s gonna pull tongs out of an orifice. If somebody feels the need to smuggle tongs in this place, There’s always one. There’s always one tong smuggler. It’s not a good work place. Always one tong smuggler. Stevie: But can’t you– can you reach in there? Stevie, can you reach in there? I’m sure you could reach in there. Here, look. Here’s a glove, Stevie. – Woman: I’ll do it. – Come on. Come on. No, no, we don’t want tongs. We don’t want tongs. We didn’t find tongs. Come on, Stevie. Here’s a glove right here. ( Stevie sighs ) God. ( mocking ) “Can’t you just reach in there?” I had a– were you listening at all? – Yes. – Here you go. – Stevie, everybody. – Hey! I got Ranger Stevie about to put her hand down on some cabbage. – Oh, God. – Yeah, yeah. Legitimately, our hands wouldn’t fit. – It’s real bad. – And yours can. Stevie: Well, it’s a good thing I’m here. Really nothing, kinda, I mean… – All in all… not bad. – It’s still cabbage. Did that tongless. You know, you could– this is what I would’ve imagined. – I’m going back. – You put Irish things into Guinness and they don’t change much. – I want to find– – Find the meat flap. Don’t say that. Sometimes you really gotta dig to find the meat flap. Uh, did you hear about my dream? Stevie: Wow, everything is like… – Rhett: Intact. – Stevie: It’s pretty good. Link: It looks like roast beef. Different form of it. But, yeah, it’s pretty much intact. We could probably just enjoy it. There you go. – Keep pattin’ it. – Can you pat that? – There you go. – All right. For a while. Can you create a GIF?