
( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to Good Mythical More! Two man wave! Oh, starting over here. It’s coming. It’s coming. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. Whoo! Yeah, I’m just not really feeling like the wave today. Come on! You killed the wave for everybody! Yes, I’m that guy. – Sue me! – I’m sorry! – What are you gonna do? – I do not know this man. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? I will crush you! – It’s a little– – That’s what I thought! These are kids, Rhett. It’s freakin’ recreation… baseball. That’s why I’m speaking with so much confidence. All right, here we are. Let’s bring in our special guest. ( mimicking trumpet ) Welcome to the show, Kate! – This is Kate and her sister– – And Macaulay! You guys come in. Mosey on up. – Should she got right here, – Yeah, there you go. Macaulay you can sit right there. It’s gonna be tight because we’re gonna bring Josh and Tess, in, too. Kate is our friend from Make-A-Wish. – Your wish was to meet us. – Yeah. Which we are extremely flattered. Thank you for making our day. Are you regretting it yet? – No. – Okay, good. That’s good. – This has been awesome. – Really? Yeah. It means a lot to hear that from you. They were hanging out watching the show from over there and now you guys get to come in here and eat some deep fried peanut butter and jelly. – Josh and Tess, go ahead and bring that in. – Yeah, come on out. You might be about to regret it. We don’t know. I don’t know I’m pretty excited about this. The possibility of it. I think it’ll probably be better than some of the things that– Nothing against the things we tried earlier, but– – Some extra plates. – Now, I see– And you guys pull up a chair, too, because we’re gonna make you eat this. Now– Oh, my goodness! I can’t help but notice– This right down here. And you guys are from where in Indiana? We’re in Nappanee. – Nappanee? – Yeah. – It’s a small town. – Okay. Isn’t that like an auto parts store? Sorry, I shouldn’t make fun of people’s hometown to their face. We’ll wait until you leave. I have a knack for saying the wrong thing. Do you have deep fried peanut butter and jelly in Nappanee? No. – Not even when the fair comes through? – No. There’s fried things. There’s fried things. Well, I can’t– I think that, you know, you take those, like, Smuckers– – Uncrustable. – Uncrustables. And they’ll fry those at a fair. – What fair are you talking about? – The best ones. – But this is different– – That sounds incredible. This is what I would expect, but then what is this monstrosity? That was more the scientific portion of the testing. So what we had done was we fried every single part of a peanut and jelly sandwich. We have fried bread, fried jelly disc, fried peanut butter disc– – You got a fried peanut butter disc in there? – Yes. You should dig that out and try it. You might need to take the fried peanut butter disc out because– Oh, this one’s for Kate. You wanted to try this. – All right. – That’s a lot of oil in there. And then for the other one– Oh, look! Check out what I got. And what is this, jelly? No, that’s chocolate sauce. I just wanted it. I don’t know. You just carry a chocolate sauce around? – Yeah. – Just a little accoutrements. You cut that for them and I’m gonna dismantle this one here. There’s a board there, too, if you wanna cut on that. – Rhett, you’re welcome to. – Yep. – Just slide it on there. – Do I put the plate on the board? Yeah, that works. So we got fried bread. Puts the plate on the board. Got fried bread here. Are you telling me this right here is a fried peanut butter disc? That is correct, yes. Indeed. Don’t put it in your CD player. – Oh. – Disc. Okay. Rhett: There you go. Fried peanut butter. How is that, Link? You look confused. I also am. It’s like crunchy peanut butter but in a different way. I feel like deep fried peanut butter is a huge opportunity. That’s great. And then the fried jelly, I’m afraid to pick that up on its own. Yeah, that was the real tricky one. That was the hardest thing to deep fry of all. But I– But you figured it out. – Did figure it out. – And then– I like my jelly on top so. – I’m gonna do that. – Perfect technique. His skills fascinate me. I’m like, “Wow, that has a lot of sugar on that, it’s probably gonna burn.” He’s like, “No, no, we’ll just freeze it! I got it.” I’m like, “Great, great. Sounds good.” You guys get ready. Take a bite whenever you want to, ladies. Rhett, do you want the– Do you want the honors of the first megabite of this? – No. – Thank ya. I want this. I know. I kinda want that, too. Well, everybody’s got one. Everybody’s got one. Why are you holding it like that? I don’t know! They’re having a sister conflict here. There’s no wrong way of eating a deep fried– We gotta dink it and sink it, Kate. Dink it, there we go. – Rhett and Link: Dink it. – And sink it. – I’m gonna– – Oh, my gosh! – Let me just– – Yeah, get rid of that. Got it? This is– This is– This is a bit much. Yeah, you know you’re right. That’s the only thing. This is very correct. Oh, this– My sandwich is laying an egg. Or it’s doing something. I don’t even– Oh, gosh! He’s blowing clouds of stuff over here. – Like LeBron James. – What? – Yes, well here- – This is so delicious. Here goes nothing. Man, you need to put a spigot on that sandwich. – Oh, no! – Ah! – Mmm. – You could rent your own booth and it’s just you eating a sandwich and people can just come up just and collect things that fall out of it. And look at my face like– 30 seconds for a dollar! It’s not bad at all. It’s pretty heavy on the breading. – Yeah. – But there’s still a lot of peanut butter and jelly coming through here. So I’m not entirely unhappy. This is– This is very good, – by the way. – It is very good. I’m just at my max. – I’ve had so much fried stuff. – I can’t believe it. Kate, what do you think? It’s pretty good actually. Rhett: Pretty good. We got a pretty good. Pretty good. Could be better. Do you have any notes for ’em? – Oh, chocolate syrup. – We can handle it. You can fill out a complaint card and I’ll read it at the end of the day. It’s fine. Can you hand me the chocolate syrup there? – Oh, yeah. – Might take me about a half day to eat it. – Wow, Josh, just going right through– – Macaulay, what are– Macaulay’s just over. Look it. She’s just– She’s doing this. What have I done? What has my sister gotten me into? You just have to abandon all judgment. That’s the only way to make it through this show is you put your better judgment aside. If we hadn’t have done that years ago, we would not be here. Take another bite. And just think when Link eats a hot pepper, the brain isn’t working, but the mouth is swallowing kinda thing. – Right. – Something like that. – Better? With the chocolate? – Mm-hmm. – You’re still looking at your hands. – Yeah. Link, you’re really good at that drizzle. You should– That’s another booth you could open up. You could open up a drizzle booth. – Drizzle man. – You bring it, we drizzle it? – Yeah. – It’s literally all he does in there – is just drizzle. – Yeah. Again, 30 seconds for a dollar. 30 seconds of drizzling. – People line up– – Until the drizzle runs out! Drizzle and a compliment’s an extra dollar. Oh, wow! You can guess people’s weight, too. Yeah, full on. ‘Cause you’ll be horrible at that. It’s like you drizzle until you hit their weight. I drizzle until I get your weight right within five pounds. We can sell that. – Could we sell that? – It’s a lot of concepts in one. – Yeah. – I’ll line up some meetings. We’re gonna do it.
