( rooster crows ) ( lion roars ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Don’t Google That. Don’t you do it. Whatever you do, don’t Google… It doesn’t sound that bad. Mm, but you just wait, when it’s Googled, mm. Well, we’re not gonna Google it. – Oh, gosh. – Oh, gosh. Davin Googled it. – Don’t Google “burnt gnome.” – Don’t Google that, guys. – Ah! – Oh, wow. – Eh. Oh! Eh! – Oh, whoa! Eh, oh. There’s some gnomes that… they’re bent over and they’re mooning someone who’s entering the garden. The mooning gnomes. And then if the moon is burnt, – ooh, that’s really depressing. -Yeah. Okay, we’re gonna be presented– we’re gonna work as a team. We’re gonna be presented with photos of dogs that are either– am I right in saying “Instagram famous”? Man: Yes, mostly. – Mostly. – Just internet famous dogs. Internet famous dogs. Not the dogs of famous people. These are dogs that are themselves famous or they might just be a normal dog. Let’s do it. Oh, that is a good picture of a Siberian Husky. Rhett: That’s just a beautiful dog. Link: Is that wild wolf? Rhett: I don’t think it’s a– I mean, maybe, but I don’t think it’s an internet famous dog because that dog would be like… in a more human environment, I believe. Don’t you think? I don’t know, I could see this being like an Instagram account where somebody travels with their dog, but then they have a whole account dedicated to all the places the dog “has travelled.” Yeah, but don’t you think you’d get, like, the dog looking at the camera? This is like a stock image pose. Where I think you’re onto something is– I think the first dog is perfectly photogenic, but the second dog is not in a good pose that’s worthy of Instagram. So for that reason, I’m saying this is not a famous dog. Not a famous dog. ( buzzer ) Link: It is a famous dog. Rhett: Loki the wolfdog. “Breaking hearts since 2012. Let’s inspire each other to get outside with our pups.” He’s got 1.7 million followers. – Good gracious. – What are we doing wrong? What about the other dog, though? – Does he have any followers? – Just Loki’s friend. Okay, let’s see another one. Okay, my whole world has been turned upside down. Link: Aw, look at that dog coming out of some denim. Rhett: Now, I see what you guys are doing, you’re misleading us because this is not an internet famous dog. This is just somebody who’s like, “My dog’s head is in my underwear and that’s cool, I’ll take a picture of it.” Oh, that is underwear. Not famous. – Not famous. – Well, it’s a square photo. Yeah, it’s from Instagram, but it’s not famous. Oh, it’s an un-famous Instagram dog. Yeah, it’s just somebody’s dog. All right, I agree. – Rhett: Not famous. – Link: Yes. Rhett: Oh, it’s Vivian’s dog. Link: Vivian, that’s your dog? Have we met your dog? Vivian: I don’t think so. But that’s not underwear, too. – Oh, thanks, thanks for clarifying. – Oh. – What is that? – Not underwear. If it’s not underwear, what is it? – Just a T-shirt. – Just a T-shirt. – Just a T-shirt. – Okay, what’s your dog’s name, – “Vivian’s dog”? – Girdy. – Girdy. – Girdy. Girdy could be famous. Not, though. – But is currently not. – Girdy’s famous now. Holla! – All right. – Give another one. Ooh, these pugs. Rhett: Pugs have a head start on being famous. You know, what they don’t have in snout, they have in potential for internet fame. I don’t think I’m pug potential. Like, I just don’t see it. – You don’t like pugs? – I’m not hating on pugs, I know that they’re super cute for people who find them cute, but it’s just not my style. “They’re super cute for people who find them cute. Not me, of course.” Any… They make weird noises, don’t they? Well, they have trouble breathing because of the breeding. Which is sad. Yeah, but you’re about to find out this is, like, somebody who works for us dog – and now you’re gonna feel real bad. – No, this is a famous dog. – There’s a lot of famous pugs out there. – There’s a lot of famous pugs. – This is one, famous. – Lets just go with that because… – Famous dog. – ( ding ) – Rhett: Yeah. – Link: Yes. It’s Doug the pug. 3.2 million followers? Dang, Doug. See, man, Doug’s over there having trouble breathing, but totally living it up. Doug don’t care. Yeah, he’s happy, he’s eating ice cream – in his profile pic. – Doug’s on the beach! Dang, all right. – Yeah, Doug’s got it good. – So we were right. Link: Oh, look at this one. Rhett: Mm. Mm. Link: Nothing special about this dog. ( laughter ) No, I bet this is– Yeah, see, I baited you. Somebody’s dog here. It’s is a Mythical crew dog. Too much underbite to be super famous. ( crew moans ) I’m just– hey, guys, I’m kidding. Come on, underbite’s good for the internet. I think that famous dogs, they just wouldn’t be in this environment. It’s too raw. It’s just a sidewalk and the grass is patchy. – Yeah. – I got no qualms with the dog, but the environment is not a famous enough environment. Not a famous environment. Yeah, not famous. This is a normal, but lovable dog. – ( ding ) – Rhett: Matt’s dog. – Oh, wow. – Matt’s dog. Matt in here? Crew: No. Okay, then we can talk about his dog all we want to. He’s not in here. What’s Matt’s underbite-having dog’s name? – Woman: Humphrey? – Humphrey? – Humphrey. – Okay. – Humphrey. – All right. He’s cute. Link: Oh, look at this one. Got a lot of depth of field on this one. Rhett: Now, I would’ve never said that this was a famous dog based on, again, it’s just like… – Not a famous dog. – But, hold on, but now, based on that Loki shot, it’s like I think people whose dogs are internet famous, they, like, they go all-out to get, like, really professional-looking pictures of ’em. And the pattern on the face of that dog is, like, “Phantom of the Opera” mask. We’ve just given all kinds of reasons – to believe that it’s famous. – It is, it’s a famous dog. – Famous dog. – ( ding ) – Famous. – Yes. Stevie: Oh, ABC show star. Oh, he’s on an ABC show. – He’s an actor. – He doesn’t know it, though. – His name is Ned I’m being told. – “Downward Dog” is the name of a show? – Man: It was. – Stevie: Was. ( laughs ) – It was, it was. – Exactly. Well, it’s a good title. All right, give me another one. Aw! Terribly-lit photo of an over-aged dog. Oh, God. Wow, this is somebody who works here, I’m telling you, man. – Not famous. – Again, it’s just an intimate photo that’s not meant for internet consumption. Yeah, not famous. Not famous. ( ding ) – This is Darren’s dog. – Darren, this is your dog? Your dog is old, man. How old is your dog? Darren: She’s very old. She’s almost 13. – Aw. – Oh, wow. What’s her name? Zoey, and that is her headshot. She is available. – So… – ABC’s got an opening. ( laughter ) What can Zoey do? She can hump her pillow. Oh, wow. Okay, does the pillow have a name? ( laughter ) I mean, if you’re gonna be that intimate with it, it should have a name. I’ll work on that. Okay, let’s see another one. That’s it, man. – That’s it. – Hey, five out of six. We could do this for a living. Just guess dogs.