( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Comment Takeover. This is when we send you to a relatively undiscovered video and have you comment on it. We’re sending you to “Ferret stole my hoodie.” ( chuckles ) Comment with what fashion item the ferrets should wear next. Don’t tell ’em we sent you, but be nice. Yes. – Comment Takeover. – All right. Um, we’re gonna feel vending machine items and then try to out-identify each other, Rhett. – Is this, uh, like, first? – This is to the death. – Stevie: Yeah, first to guess the thing. – First to guess. Okay, Link, listen, man. – If I… – Now, it has to be placed in our hands at the same time, you guys, or in mine first. If I win this, it’s a clean sweep for me today, man. Don’t let that happen. Don’t let it happen. I’m counting on you. You’re assuming I care enough to not let it happen. Oh, I know you do. I know you do. – All right, put your hands out. – Don’t project. – Rhett. – What? So it can be placed in your hands at the exact same time. Can we do that? I don’t know if we can do that. Well, we have to be able to do that. – Okay, we have the ability to do that. – This is important. We got all kinds of abilities. – Are we ready? – Man: Let’s have Chase and Davin… Stevie: I’m gonna count down from three. Chase and Davin, throw ’em on here. All right, give us a count. You guys count down. Okay, three, two, one. – Snickers bar. – Uh, nope. – This is– – Three Musketeers. – This is a 5,000 Grand bar. – Snickers. – This is a lumpy Mounds. – Milky Way. No, it’s lumpier than that on top. It’s a Nutrageous. – It’s a– it’s a PayDay. – Yeah, you guys can open it. It’s a turd. – Oh, huh? – Oh, gosh. It’s a chocolate… I said a Snickers bar. What– are you eating it? You can’t freakin’ eat it. – You cannot eat it. – I’m not eating it. You can’t eat it. That’s cheating. I’m not eating it. Peanut Butter Snickers. – Stevie: No. – It’s a PayDay. – It’s a Baby Ruth. – Yes, Baby Ruth. It is a Baby Ruth. There you go. Well, you can’t eat it. So you can’t eat it? You can’t eat it. She said, “You can open it.” Usually when I open a candy bar, I eat it. I mean, yeah. – Okay, no more eating. – Blindfolds down. Baby Ruth is the most turd-ish candy bar there is. It says it on the packaging. One of our first sponsorships was Baby Ruth, remember that? – Yep. – Going way back. – Goth and Baseball. – Goth and Baseball. – Mm-hmm. – Wow, the Baby Ruth. It was– I wouldn’t say it was the first sponsor, but it was– An early one. 10 years ago. Blindfold up– down. Hands out. Three, two, one, place. – Ooh, this is a drink. Gatorade. – Gatorade. Blue Gatorade. – Um… – Red Gatorade. – PowerAde. – Correct. Oh! I was trying to zero in on the flavor of Gatorade. Now, is there a difference– you know what? PowerAde probably– there is a difference, I think. Gatorade doesn’t have this bottom part. Like, PowerAde really wants you to grasp it. This thing is– this thing is water and sugar and less than .5% of other things. This thing has calories, slash– in the nutrition facts on a PowerAde, it says– it says “calories,” and then in parentheses, it says “energy.” 130 calories. I mean, you can’t just– I mean, calories are energy, technically, but… it seems like a violation of some sort. 34 grams of sugar in this thing. Hey, Link, you’re two for two, man. 130 calories of energy. Here we go. I gotta get one right. Okay. Man: Lose that PowerAde. – Lose that PowerAde on the hyperdeck. – Three, two, one. Okay, uh, this is a Yoo Hoo. – Uh, no, Nesquik. – This is a Frappucino. – Nesquik. – This is a Starbucks Frappucino. I’m gonna give it to Link. It’s– it– yeah, I mean, it’s a Starbucks Iced Frappa– Wow, you found your calling. Starbucks Frappucino, that’s what he said. 290 calories in this bottle. 290 energy. Right. ( laughs ) I mean, 290 calories, guys. I’m trying to teach my kids to look out for this. It’s crazy. “Shake well, serve chilled.” Teach the kids. Teach the kids to watch out for this, guys. Drink your calories, kids. It can be dangerous. Okay, let’s clear that. How many total are they? Can I even win now? Yeah, yeah, there’s a lot. It’s just that Link’s got every single one right thus far. Yeah, I’m down three to zero. Okay, three, two, one. – Uh… – Peanut M&Ms! Rhett! ( laughs ) Mm. – You want one? – No. You want one? How many calories are in Peanut M&Ms? – How much energy? – 250. 250 calories? Look, they really do a good job with that. Look at that. Instead of making you find it up here, they have this big green thing. It’s like, “This is all the stuff that you wanna know.” I– it might be by law. Well, it’s not on anything else. Well, you know how– they put calories on the front by law now. M&M law? No, just– it might be a Cali– I don’t know if it’s national or California, but… You know, in California– I don’t know if you know this– but when you go to a fast food restaurant, when you look at the menu, it says the calorie count on the menu itself. Yep. I don’t think it’s that way in North Carolina, yet. – Not yet. – Yet. It will be, though. You just wait. – All right, blindfolds– – I’m in favor of it. Goldsboro, it’s coming for you. Okay, hands out. Three, two, one. – Sour Cream & Onion chips. – Cheetos. – Uh… – Oh, Ruffles. Bugles. Um… – You’re eating! – Cool Ranch Doritos. Nacho Cheese Doritos. Correct. ( laughing ) I just smelled ’em. – Why did I not…? – I don’t know, man. Why did I not just imediately guess the other one? You’re leaving the door open, Link. – All right. – It’s not good for you to get cold out there. Blindfold on, hands out. Three, two, one. – Ooh, this is Rolos. – Uh, Life Savers. – Correct. – Oh, dang it. Oh, now you’re tied. Just like that. Okay, hands out. Three, two, one. – Uh, Snickers. – Correct. – Milky Way. – Snickers. – Snickers. – Got it. Oh, Snickers is short. How many calories in a Snicker? 250 calories. They have the same thing on a Snickers. – Let’s see. – Snickers says things on it, on the back. That’s the cool thing about Snickers. Did you say that M&Ms have 250 calories, too? They’re in collusion. Not behind closed doors, but once a candy company makes a candy, it’s like, “Oh, well, theirs is 250. If ours is 260, that’s a reason not to buy ours and buy theirs.” Especially when it’s the same company. – Oh, you think? – No, I don’t think, I know. – I looked at it. – I’m willing to bet that 250 calories is what they make them across brands and across competition so that it levels the competition playing field. Link, you have many more to go. Oh, many more? That’s Stevie’s producorial way of saying, “Okay, guys, – be quiet. Let’s play the game.” – Stevie: Come on, now. But your theory might be right. Baby Ruth is made by Nestle, the other candy company. – 250 calories? – 280 calories. – Oh, my theory actually doesn’t hold, then. – Nestle. My theory was they’re all 250. – Within a company, though. – Well, that’s not my theory. Three, two, one. – Uh, this is a… – Rice Krispy Treat! What is this? This is cookies. This is some sort of, like, lame cookie thing. – Chips Ahoy! – Correct! That’s a weird packaging for a Chips Ahoy! All right, ‘nother one? Okay. Three, two, one. – Um, this is a moon pie. It’s a marshmallow cake. – Ho-ho. – This is a… – Zebra Cake. Little Debbie Zebra Cake. – Uh… – Little Debbie– what do you call this thing? Swiss Cake Roll. Nope. What do you call this thing? You’re both all over it, you just need the right name. – I don’t know what– – A Hoo-Hoo? I can’t– ( all laugh ) A Hoo-Hoo? A Who-who and a what-now? I don’t know what you’d call it. – You’d call it… – A marshmallow puff, – chocolate puff. – …a special cake? No, I feel like it’s the opposite of a Hoo-Hoo. A Pee-Pee? – Close. – A Wee-wee? – Poo-Poo? – A Tee-Tee? Oh, man. It’s a Ding Dong. A Ding Dong. Gosh. Wow, I should’ve gotten all over that. A dag gum Ding Dong. “It was a dag gum Ding Dong.” A Wee-Wee. A Wee-Wee. Yeah, you were very close. – Ready. – Three, two, one. – Um, Swiss Cake Rolls. – Twinkies. – Correct, Twinkies. – Aw, shoot. – “Aw, shoot.” – Let’s go for the next one. Okay. Three, two, one. – Uh, uh– – That’s Zebra Cakes. This is– no, these are, um– shoot, not the Ho-Hos, not the Hoo-Hoos, but the– Oh, no, cupcakes. Hostess Cupcakes. – Correct. Hostess Cupcakes. – Swiss Cake Roll. – Hostess Cupcakes. – Hostess Cupcakes. Okay, let’s go next. Three, two, one. – Uh, Reese’s Cups. – Correct. That’s it. Okay, so the score is now– Rhett has six and Link has five. This is our final one, so it’s gonna be worth two points. Oh, come on. Okay. – Are you ready? – Yeah. Three, two, one. – Um, Rolos. – Rolos. Uh, Jolly Ranchers. What–? Uh, Skittles. Um, Mentos. – Mentos! – ( groans ) Yes, that’s what it is. Mentos. Yes, we tied, you know. I’m not gonna take the two points. Oh, that’s good of you. Fike. I meant to say, “Sike,” but I said “Fike.” And you know what that mans. I am taking my two points. – “Fike.” – I win.