( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Oh! Check your voicemail. – We have a voicemail. – Love this. Let’s check it. Boy: Hey, guys, it’s little chicken nugget here. Um, just wanted to say I’d eat those chicken nuggets when I– McDonald’s every day of my life. Schezwan sauce. Boy 2: Hey, guys, little chicken nugget here. You know, at school playing a game, two brains smash one sauce. Let’s go. What? – Well, hold on– – What are the chances– First of all, we don’t plan this. – I mean– – The wheel is random. They’ve got one ready to go. They’ve got a voicemail ready to go. But only when we land on it at random. What are the chances we would land on one about nuggets? On the “Will it nugget?” episode. Well, they probably have that one ready to go just in case we land on it. – But still what are the chances? – The fact that we landed on it. – The chances are– – Stevie: It was completely random, actually. – Yeah. Oh! – It was completely random? – Yeah. – That’s crazy! – But the chicken nugget broccoli was– – Let’s call that kid back. – That was planned, yeah. – That was planned. But the voicemail was just a message. What should we do now? What does this mean? That’s the question. Quit. – While we’re on top. – Go into nuggets. It’s peak nugget. We did achieve peak nugget today. Maybe we make ourselves into nuggets. Think about that. You first. Shall we do a Good Mythical More? Shall we taste some more of “Will its”? – “Will it nuggets?” – Wow! I’m still trying to wrap my mind around a nugget. Mind blown, guys! All right, so am I right in saying that we have a Pad Thai nugget? – Yes, you are correct. – You are correct. I was told it was a bug nugget. Whoa! Yeah, we got a Pad Thai nugget and we got a couple buggets. – Yeah. – The peanut sauce for the Pad Thai – and then we got honey and dirt. – Yep. Both: Honey and dirt. Let’s try the Pad Thai nugget first. Oh, you wanna start with the pleasant ones first. – And then– – Yeah, I would do that. – Josh, please. – What are you eating? I’m eating the best nugget in the group, the Caesar salad nugget. Out of spite because you’ve been misinforming the people. This is– Everyone loved this. Universally, we’re like this is a home run. – Really? – I’m so mad. It actually is better with the sauce. It is not better with the sauce. – And also– – You got Caesar dressing in your pocket? Yeah, you guys can do what you want. I’m gonna be eating this delicious Caesar salad nugget. – Out of spite. – It’s nice that you say you did it out of spite but you shouldn’t– you shouldn’t do things out of spite. I mean, it’s not good for you, for your health. Long-term to do– to be– to live in spite. – This is true. – That’s fair enough. I’ll stop after I finish this delicious nugget. – You look so happy, though. – I’m eating the nugget! I would never guess that you’re doing that in spite. Yeah, ’cause you’re not inside my heart. Terrible and black. So what is this an hourglass? – It’s a bow tie. – Oh! Oh, I get it! It’s just– Oh, look at it! – It looks good on you! Yeah! – It looks so good on me. There you go! – And that’s my peanut sauce, too. – Please meme me. – That’s a scratch sauce. – Oh! Man! You’re not supposed to say “Please meme me.” That’s like the most desperate thing – you could ever say on the internet. – Oh, yeah. Unless you’re like 13 than it’s okay. – It’s so bad. – I’ll do it if you want me to. – I don’t know how but– – Well, please– Oh, yeah, I don’t know. I don’t know how to eat it. Peanut sauce– So there’s noodles and egg and chicken. Also shrimp Pad Thai. – Oh, shrimp. – Yeah. – This is pretty correct. – We paid that three dollar extra. It kinda just tastes like Pad Thai. Yeah, but like and a fry thing. – That’s fun. – Ooh! Can I grab a corner? You don’t have to. Are you gonna grab it out of spite or? Not unless you want me to. I can grab it out of love, I can grab any– any emotion you want me to put on the grab. Grab it out of discomfort. – That is good. – Did you dip it in the peanut sauce? – I did and that made it okay. – Oh, that’s nice. – It’s good, right? – Okay? You like Pad Thai just normal? You know what? It isn’t bad at all. – I double dipped. – This is where TGI Friday’s is gonna be in three years. – ‘Cause they have like fried mac and cheese right now, – Oh, they’re watching. but like in three years they’re gonna be on to like, you know, the more kinda upscale. And they’re gonna have fried Pad Thai nuggets, too. It’s just like Trump watching the news channels. – TGI Friday’s watches our show. – That’s right. It’s the Trump of like, you know, fast food mid-market chains. Well, TGI Friday’s, that is their slogan for a while. It was “Three years behind.” – That’s what it was. – Back to my sauce. – Not a sponsor. – Do you know the secret ingredient? It’s Skippy. Peanuts. – Butter. – You went with– – Is that a relative? – Peanuts. Butter. – Yeah, he is. – Not a sponsor. – No, not a sponsor. – Not a sponsor. – This is honey and dirt? – And dirt. – Mm-hmm. – Yeah, pine soil? I’m sorry, but this– This is gonna be real rough for all of us. – What kind of bugs are in here? – What insects are we getting? We have cockroach, we have scorpion, crickets, two types of– actually two types of scorpions. Oh, two types of scorpions? Dubia cockroaches, black crickets, other bugs. You know what? I’m catching that spite… – Yeah! – …that you mentioned earlier. You seemed confused about it first but I was like we’re literally feeding you scorpions. Like how is that not a spite nugget? – I’m totally– – I’m so sorry. You guys are gonna taste this, right? Hey! Oh, oh! Don’t apologize. I’m dividing this up so we each have half. Half a nugget. We– We did test this in the kitchen. – And I screamed. – Eating it. It did go more poorly for one of us. I won’t name names. Tess. So I’m really excited to see where this is going. Because the sight of the claws of the cockroaches– No, just steel your emotions. Just grit your teeth. – I don’t know how to do that. – You can get through this. – Oh no, I see so many different parts. – Oh, wow! Look at the inside! Can you see the inside, anyone? Yeah. Oh, they’ve seen it. It kinda looks like, you know, the Thai jeweled rice. – Like the wild rice with the– – Yeah, yeah. – You had that for lunch on Friday. – It’s just rice. I’m just gonna dip into some honey and dirty – That’ll make it better. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Ooh, I don’t feel like a shrimp any more. I think one of the claws came out into the dirt so I’m excited that this is one less claw. – Okay. We can do it. – All right, get dip there, Link. – Link: Bugs have a certain– – Rhett: Oh, wow! You really went for it with your dip. Bugs have a real distinct scent to them. – Yeah. – Dink it. How much are you gonna eat? I’m gonna just eat half of this. – Okay. – Yeah, I’ll commit to half. I got a hard piece. That honey helps. Helps a lot. Right at first you get some honey. – Man, I got one– – Keep it away from the back of your throat. I got one really grabbing on to the side of my cheek. – ( whimpers ) – I’ve had that happen. I feel like that’s what happened to her. – The little legs grab on. – Yeah, yeah. It’s like eating fishing hooks. – Mm-hmm. – Yeah. – Hold on. – That’s gonna do nothing. There’s just more nuggets in there. – Like what’s this guy? – When you reach for that– – That came out of my mouth. – How can you do this? – That’s a whole leg. – A whole leg. – Ow! – If you’ve eaten one bug I think you’ve eaten all of them. I got like all legs. And I hate the legs, too. Like I hate drumsticks. It’s a bad piece of chicken. I’ve been handed water. Oh, sure I’ll have it. ( groaning ) The wings! The wings. Those are the best part. Those are hairy and crispy. I don’t like this. It tastes horrible. – It is a little traumatic. – It’s got an earthiness to it. It does. I’m still stuck on this flavor ’cause it’s not terrible. Like mushrooms and honey, you know. Like you ever had like a wild forage morel? – Tess, you ever had morels? – Of course I have, Josh. It’s like that, but with honey. – Morel? – Yeah. – Little wild mushroom. – Oh. ( whimpering ) You’re not gonna do well in the apocalypse. ( gagging ) You can vomit in that. Drink that and then you can vomit in it. A little hard to swallow. I promise I won’t puke on you. Those were you first words to me when I started working here. Oh! I got one stuck in my throat. Mm-hmm. I know, it’s very sticky – but again– – That’s awful. I think that’s a little better than the slug nugget. – Yeah. – And, um– – How can you say that? – It’s better. Yeah, definitely better than the testicle. Yeah, the testicle again, there’s just a– a testicle in this two testicles. – A beaver testicle. – Yeah. Testicles have a real testicleness. Is there irony in that? That was my nickname in high school. – Testicleness. – Yeah. And my best friend’s mom was French, so she’d say, “Testicule! Do you want a snack after school?” – What? – Why was that your nickname? ‘Cause my name’s Tess! – Oh, I get it! – Tess-ticle.