( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Uh, you know what? I’m pretty jealous of that headpiece you got there. You should be. Kinda wish I had one. Since I don’t, I’m out. I’m okay with this. Hi. My name is Damiel. It’s like Daniel, but with an M. This is my show. “Fun Times With Damiel.” We have– I know how to have fun. Would you like to have fun with me? This is Richard. Richard likes to have fun. Richard and Damiel. Having fun. Oh, hi, Link. I decided not to quit. Hi, Richard. Would you like to have fun with me and Richard? Your name is Damiel? Mm-hmm. So it’s like Samuel with a D. Yes. Well, it’s D-A-M-N… Yell. Y-E-L-L. – Okay. – Damnyell. Do you know what day it is, Damnyell? ♪ You ♪ ♪ Know ♪ ♪ What ♪ ♪ Day it is ♪ ♪ It’s Thursday ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You know ♪ ♪ What day it is ♪ ♪ It’s Thursday ♪ And Thursday– Richard! Richard! What does Thursday mean? ( in a deep voice ) ♪ Mail! ♪ I’m Damnyell. Oh, yeah. No– No clap? ( sighs ) That was electrifying. What is fun? Today. What is fun for us? Is that how I– You get mail? – Yes. – Oh. Great. Yeah. Okay. All right, Jen. Yep. Mm-hmm. How’s that arm? You know, it’s a little sore. – Mm. – But I’ll get over it. – How’s yours? – A little sore actually. – Yeah. – Yeah. But for the record, I mean, you didn’t– You didn’t let me win. – No. That was an even match. – Okay, good. Well, wasn’t even. I beat you. – Okay. – I mean, it was– We were– – It’s an even match until the end. – Right. – We were up– – I’m not rubbing it in. I just– I felt like no one believed that I actually beat you. I’m not gonna make any excuses. “My name is Kyla, and I am a proud Mythical Beast from New Jersey.” Hi, Kyla. “I’ve watched every GMM episode, and I’m perfectly okay with saying I’m obsessed with ‘Good Mythical Morning.’” We’re okay with that, too. “In the package, I have customized forks.” What? “You give me the hope and strength to achieve anything. If Rhett can eat liver and Link can tolerate tomatoes, than I sure as hell can do anything.” Wow! – Gotten spicy there. – Hmm. Watch your language, Kyla. “I love you guys and all the Mythical crew. Keep being unique and amazing. Life is so much more mythical with you in it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Love, Kyla. I heart heart.” Look at that. It’s got the– It’s got the GMM logo down there, Damnyell. – I saw. – Look at that. – Right there. – I see. – Okay, you know what? – Very fun. These will be good to– to eat our prize, which is– Go ahead and slide that in here. These are Koolickles. – As they are– – Wow. It’s also very cool. And, you know, we’re not deep enough south. You gotta be in Alabama, I’m told by Josh, to enjoy the Koolickles. Oh, my gosh! Do you have a fork? I don’t have a fork. – Wow! – I’ll just hand it to you. – Look at that! – Those look so fun. They’re blue! And we have other flavors, too, but let’s try this here. Take that, Jen. Do you wanna take one? – Yeah. – And then– What the heck? This looks alien. It’s Kool-Aid pickles. – What? – And we tied, Rhett/Damnyell, so we get to eat at the same time. Dink it, dink it, dink it. It’s kinda floppy. – Oh! – That is weird. – Wow! – It’s like a salty freezie. It is weird. It doesn’t work. Bite it. It’s food. Bite it. It’s food. Oh! It’s food. Bite it. – Put your teeth together. – Eww. There you go. It’s been a while since I’ve bitten anything. You’re a pacifist? I’m not believing. I don’t believe in dismembering anything. Oh, God. Well, there’s plenty of member to go around. I’m on a liquid diet. – Richard, on the other hand– – Drink this juice. I gotta say, I don’t hate it. – Richard’s crazy. – Drink it. – No. – No? And he eats right in front of me. – You should drink it. – No. What does it taste like? – It– – I’d say, like, a salty freezie. What is a freezie? – Like freeze pop. – Like a Chilly Willy? Like a freeze pop. – Right? – I think it tastes like– – Oh, gosh! The plot thickens. – Oh, boy! – Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies! – Just move over. – Trust me. – Are you ready to open your mouths for something salty and sweet? – Oh, my– – More of those? You look like so much fun. You look ridiculous. Do you wanna hear a sweet nothing, Damnyell? Of course. ( breathing heavily ) When I die, I want you to eat my heart to gain my strength. That sounds like fun. Oh, my gosh. In my spare time, I’m building you a coffin. Hi, Jen! See ya later at book club. See ya there. Hey, imagine if this is the first one of these videos someone ever watched. Bye, daddies! Bye, daddies! Wow. Quite a pair those two. Wow! You could learn a lot from Randy. Yes! He is so much fun. He calls it like it is, though. I’m interested in this book club. Oh, goodness! All right, Damnyell, why don’t you uncork these other– – Uncork? – uh, jars. Unlid these other jars. – And we have another– – Yeah. We have– I’m having trouble. Let me see the letter here. I’ll read that while you get your thingy ready here. I’m having trouble. Use your hand and twist it. ( grunts ) – Let go of the pickle. – Oh! – Oh, gross! – Use your hand and twist it. Lefty loosey. There you go. “Hey, Rhett and Link, my name is Carrie. I’m 29. I live in Chardon, Ohio. I have only recently become a Mythical Beast since October 2016, but your show has been such a positive influence in my life. I made these custom dolls for you.” Cue the dolls. What? “I’ve been a OOAK, one of a kind doll artist, for six years now. I take common fashion dolls meant for children and turn them into custom works of art. I work almost exclusively with Monster High dolls, which are like Barbie, but with a monster heritage. I start by removing the factory face paint, and repainting the dolls’ faces by hand. And I sometimes remove the original hair as well and re-root it for more of a custom look, as I have done for your dolls. I also make custom outfits and accessories. Your dolls’ shirts and shoes are hand-painted with The Randler and new GMM logo.” Look at that. I’m like, “What? What?” Rhett looks angry, and I’m like, “What?” What are they– Are we giving each other five or are we holding hands? I think Rhett’s trying to hold you back. – You’re about to fight. – Oh. – Oh! That’s what it is. – Yeah. Well, then it should be more of like this. It should be more like– The arms are very bendy. Now it just looks like he’s hugging you from behind. Yeah. No, this hand maybe. It’s like, “Don’t do it, bro.” Yeah, there you go. “Don’t do it!” That’s it. – There you go. – Then we rotate ’em so it’s right there. Wow! Those are some flames on that shirt. Richard told me– “Don’t do it, bro.” Richard told me he would like a pickle. Oh, wow. They’re all laying out there for us. Look at that. That’s a red one. Can you tell– I didn’t finish the letter. Let me finish this very quickly. “I’ve signed the backs of their heads like I do with all my dolls. My artist name is Scarrie, which comes from my high school nickname Scary Carrie, since I liked to dress goth. I just shortened it so it’s like my name with an S in front of it and just pronounced ‘Scary.’” We get it. “Thank you and your awesome crew for everything that you do. And thank you for inspiring me to always be my Mythical best.” – ( sniffing ) – Oh, gosh. – “Hugs! Scary Carrie.” – ( sniffing ) Scarrie, this is awesome work. – And look at the– – The process. – Richard likes the way you smell. – Look at that. Some sort of– That’s the process right there. Deuce Gorgon? Yeah, as Rhett. I know Deuce. – There we go. – There’s a photo shoot. Yeah, now we can pose them any way we want, but she posed them like that. Beautiful. Whoop! All right. So let’s try these other ones. I’m afraid of the– Is that a grape one? Oh, gross! I mean, they’re all Kool-Aid flavors. – You wanna try the red? – Yeah, absolutely. – Are we sure they’re all Kool-Aid – Richard has chosen this one. – and nothing crazy in here? – Okay. You can give that one to Richard, but– Move back. Move back a little. ( growling ) God. ( growling ) ( gobbling ) Richard’s having– Richard’s having a tough time. Oh, my gosh. Here. You try the dark one. – Me? Damnyell or Richard? – Damnyell. I’m gonna try this pink one. – Are we cheersing? – Sure. – Dink it. – Beep! – Mmm. – That one’s better than the blue one. This one’s better than the blue one, too. Oh! Mmm. Tart. Yeah, that one’s very tart. – That’s nice. – Oh! My teeth. Mmm! Alabama got it figured out. – This is a thing? – Yeah. – Wow! – Mm– Koolickles. – Koolickles. – Wow! A lot has happened in this More. – Yeah. – Yes. I don’t even know what just went on. I didn’t– Does he have a book club? Yeah. Sunday nights. – Oh, wow. – Please send me the info. – Absolutely. – Okay. What are you reading? “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” – Oh, really? – Yeah. – That’s a movie. – It’s also a book. – They read movies. – I don’t believe it.